The Best Bathroom Games

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Everybody needs a little video game break now and then. Amidst the chaos of modern life, the most reliable, universal sanctuary is the humble bathroom. So, with today’s bracket, we want to help you make the most of your precious toilet time. Because when it comes to #2, you deserve #1.

1. Which game is more conducive to toilet time

2. Which game makes you want to go to the toilet more

3. Which game would you be less ashamed to be discovered playing on the toilet?

• Balatro

• Marvel Snap

• Tetris

• Chess.com

• Slay the Spire

• Merge Maestro (previously Super Auto Pets)

• Vampire Survivors

• Downwell

• Pokemon Go

• WarioWare Inc: Mega Microgame$

• Threes

• Wordle

• Super Stickman Golf

• Desert Golfing

• Tiny Wings

• Angry Birds/Cut the Rope

• Drop 7

• Tilt to Live

• What the Golf

• Pokémon TCG Pocket

• Retro Bowl

• Slice and Dice

• Flight Control/Planes Control

• Brotato

• Nonograms Katana

• Hotline Miami

• Super Meat Boy

• Luck Be a Landlord

• Easy Come Easy Golf

• Space Invader: Infinity Gene

• Helsing’s Fire

• Hook Champ

• Super Mega Worm

• Mushihimesama BUGPANIC

• Dodonpachi Resurrection

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