4/17/26 Master Gaslighting and Secret STDs 🦠 | Brown Bag Mornings

Brown Bag Mornings

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Jesus decide if he should "rat out" his toxic sneaky link for giving him an STD after a secret cruise. They also investigate RFK Jr.’s "serial killer" roadkill journal and a woman who pretended to be blind for 28 years just to avoid small talk with her neighbors.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😷]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Baby owls are falling from the sky in Redondo Beach.

(4:00) Chisme: RFK Jr. fesses up to cutting up road-killed raccoons to "study" them.

(8:42) Petty Police: A woman in Spain fakes blindness for 28 years to avoid talking to people.

(12:37) Scrolling: The crew debates the "crunchy" lifestyle and using baking soda as toothpaste.

(18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:13) Homie Helpline: Jesus debates exposing his "sneaky link" after a secret cruise and an STD.

(50:54) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(53:26) Chisme: Cardi B responds to a fan crying to 'WAP' during funeral makeup prep.

(57:54) Rap Sheet: The secret Tupac lyrics for Mike Tyson's original walkout music.

(59:43) Money Moves: Tapatio’s massive buyout and why Ozempic users are buying more hot sauce.

(1:02:02) Studious Foo: The Earth is halfway through its life and having a midlife crisis.

(1:06:06) Play Ball: LeBron’s former teammate Damon Jones faces prison for an NBA betting scam.

 


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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Jesus decide if he should "rat out" his toxic sneaky link for giving him an STD after a secret cruise. They also investigate RFK Jr.’s "serial killer" roadkill journal and a woman who pretended to be blind for 28 years just to avoid small talk with her neighbors.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😷]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Baby owls are falling from the sky in Redondo Beach.

(4:00) Chisme: RFK Jr. fesses up to cutting up road-killed raccoons to "study" them.

(8:42) Petty Police: A woman in Spain fakes blindness for 28 years to avoid talking to people.

(12:37) Scrolling: The crew debates the "crunchy" lifestyle and using baking soda as toothpaste.

(18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:13) Homie Helpline: Jesus debates exposing his "sneaky link" after a secret cruise and an STD.

(50:54) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(53:26) Chisme: Cardi B responds to a fan crying to 'WAP' during funeral makeup prep.

(57:54) Rap Sheet: The secret Tupac lyrics for Mike Tyson's original walkout music.

(59:43) Money Moves: Tapatio’s massive buyout and why Ozempic users are buying more hot sauce.

(1:02:02) Studious Foo: The Earth is halfway through its life and having a midlife crisis.

(1:06:06) Play Ball: LeBron’s former teammate Damon Jones faces prison for an NBA betting scam.

 


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2026-04-17 69 min
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