Rolling Blunts for a Money Launderer (w/ Brooke Candy)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Rapper and songwriter Brooke Candy (host of Unwrapped) joins Nicole to discuss meeting her future husband in a desert shack and moving in with him after only a week. She shares the time her wig fell off mid-hookup, what made her go from open relationships to a monogamous one, and relationship texting styles.

Brooke relives her jobs in the HUSTLER office, working as a stripper, and being a blunt-roller for a money laundering front. Plus, Nicole shares her theory on why she is murder-proof.

Check out her podcast Unwrapped, with Nicole Byer.


Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast


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Nicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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Rapper and songwriter Brooke Candy (host of Unwrapped) joins Nicole to discuss meeting her future husband in a desert shack and moving in with him after only a week. She shares the time her wig fell off mid-hookup, what made her go from open relationships to a monogamous one, and relationship texting styles.

Brooke relives her jobs in the HUSTLER office, working as a stripper, and being a blunt-roller for a money laundering front. Plus, Nicole shares her theory on why she is murder-proof.

Check out her podcast Unwrapped, with Nicole Byer.


Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast


Support this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:

» Planned Parenthood: Donate to support Planned Parenthood now at plannedparenthood.org/defend.

» Warby Parker: Our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping when they buy two or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/DATEME — using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #adventure

» Jones: Ready to quit for good? Go to quitwithjones.com/DATEME to start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code DATEME.

Squarespace: Head to squarespace.com/DATEME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME.


Follow:

All Links: linktr.ee/whywontyoudateme

Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken

YouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcast

TikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod 

Instagram: @nicolebyer

X: @nicolebyer

Nicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on TwitterInstagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.


See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2026-01-23 49 min
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