He Lost Everything Gambling…But Poker Bailed Him Out.
John Borenstein wasn’t supposed to make it in poker.
He got kicked out of three high schools.
Finished with a GED.
And spent his teenage years running around New Jersey doing things that definitely weren’t part of any career plan.
Then one night… he ended up in a stolen van.
And that’s not even the craziest part.
Before he ever played a real tournament, he satellited into a $22 online event…
Overslept…
Woke up late…
And won it for $27,000.
In his parents’ basement.
From there?
He didn’t go pro the normal way.
He opened an underground poker club.
At 18.
We’re talking:
- Armed robberies
- Methhead regulars
- Partners stealing rent money
- Getting held at gunpoint
…and somehow…
that turned into a six-figure tournament career.
In this episode of The Table 1 Podcast, John joins Art Parmann and Justin Young to tell one of the wildest poker stories you’ll hear.
- Getting expelled from multiple high schools
- The stolen van story that got him kicked out
- Winning $27K as a teenager by accident
- Running underground poker games at 18
- Getting robbed at gunpoint in a home game
- Losing everything… then winning it back in 24 hours
- The Colossus run with 22,000 players
- Why he hates modern poker
This one is chaos, comedy, and somehow still a success story.
Show Notes
00:00 — Getting kicked out of school
Three high schools → GED with honors
3:44 — First poker games + early suspensions
Running games in empty classrooms
5:07 — The stolen van story
Car theft → crash → expulsion
12:52 — First big online score ($27K)
Satellite → overslept → wins anyway
16:46 — Starting an underground poker club
Turning winnings into a business at 18
22:29 — Armed robbery at the game
Held at gunpoint in a home game
27:29 — Quits poker → Amazon job
Trying to go “normal”
29:47 — Wins $40K → quits job immediately
Back to poker full-time
36:01 — PCA trip + early tournament success
First big live scores
42:24 — WSOP Colossus final table run
22,000-player field → first major result
47:30 — Why he hates modern poker
Solver era vs old-school instincts
52:59 — The Tinder story begins
Peggy Sue enters the chat…
1:09:17 — $50K blackjack punt → comeback
Loses everything… wins it back next day
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John Borenstein wasn’t supposed to make it in poker.
He got kicked out of three high schools.
Finished with a GED.
And spent his teenage years running around New Jersey doing things that definitely weren’t part of any career plan.
Then one night… he ended up in a stolen van.
And that’s not even the craziest part.
Before he ever played a real tournament, he satellited into a $22 online event…
Overslept…
Woke up late…
And won it for $27,000.
In his parents’ basement.
From there?
He didn’t go pro the normal way.
He opened an underground poker club.
At 18.
We’re talking:
- Armed robberies
- Methhead regulars
- Partners stealing rent money
- Getting held at gunpoint
…and somehow…
that turned into a six-figure tournament career.
In this episode of The Table 1 Podcast, John joins Art Parmann and Justin Young to tell one of the wildest poker stories you’ll hear.
- Getting expelled from multiple high schools
- The stolen van story that got him kicked out
- Winning $27K as a teenager by accident
- Running underground poker games at 18
- Getting robbed at gunpoint in a home game
- Losing everything… then winning it back in 24 hours
- The Colossus run with 22,000 players
- Why he hates modern poker
This one is chaos, comedy, and somehow still a success story.
Show Notes
00:00 — Getting kicked out of school
Three high schools → GED with honors
3:44 — First poker games + early suspensions
Running games in empty classrooms
5:07 — The stolen van story
Car theft → crash → expulsion
12:52 — First big online score ($27K)
Satellite → overslept → wins anyway
16:46 — Starting an underground poker club
Turning winnings into a business at 18
22:29 — Armed robbery at the game
Held at gunpoint in a home game
27:29 — Quits poker → Amazon job
Trying to go “normal”
29:47 — Wins $40K → quits job immediately
Back to poker full-time
36:01 — PCA trip + early tournament success
First big live scores
42:24 — WSOP Colossus final table run
22,000-player field → first major result
47:30 — Why he hates modern poker
Solver era vs old-school instincts
52:59 — The Tinder story begins
Peggy Sue enters the chat…
1:09:17 — $50K blackjack punt → comeback
Loses everything… wins it back next day
Come Play With Us
https://table1.vegas
https://play.phenompoker.com/register?r=Table1
Follow John
Instagram: https://instagram.com/itsmejonb
Table 1 Podcast
The Table 1 Podcast is poker’s living room.
We bring you the stories behind the biggest personalities in poker — the wins, the losses, and everything that happens away from the felt.
Subscribe for new episodes every week.
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