Special 9, "The Hody Jones Christmas Special"
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Your Favorite Villain Hosts
Chopper, The Blue Nosed Reindeer (00:01:40)
Written by The Dude
Sung by The Dude
Arranged by The Dude
You know Luffy and Zoro and Usopp and Nami
Robin and Franky and Brook and Sanji
But the star of this tune
Looks like a talking raccoon
Chopper the blue-nosed reindeer
Also could walk upright
And if he ever saw you
He would hide in plain sight
Shunned by the other reindeer
He tried to run away from home
Humans didn’t like him either
Cause he looked like a Chewbacca clone
Then one snowy winter’s day
A guy showed up in the nude
“Come with me and do your part
Together we’ll heal this country’s heart”
Then a bunch of sad stuff happened
So we’ll just skip over that
Chopper’s now a world class doctor
On the pirate crew of the Straw Hats
An Ode to Strawberry (00:04:33)
Written by The Dude
Sung by Steve Yurko
Arranged by The Dude, Zach Logan, and Steve Yurko
I saw Strawberry in One Piece
Underneath the third panel from the right
His design is pretty neat
My heart near skipped a beat
When I saw that huge hat on his head
It made my life complete
Oh if I only could be a Marine
And serve under this Vice-Admiral’s seat
I would jump and shout “hurrah”
While we both uphold the law
If I were part of Strawberry’s fleetI saw Strawberry in a flashback
So glad he’s back in the story again
On the record this is not (have it stricken!)
But I think he’s kind of hot (no homo!)
I should put my feelings on restrainI saw Strawberry in the SBS
Oh my god that’s his entire head!?
What I’d do with it, you know
Make it into a love pillow
And sleep next to it in my bedI will cuddle it with pride
One day it will be my bride
It’s Strawberry in my bed
J-Sack’s Tweets: 2011 (00:07:20)
Based on Tweets by Jason
Sung by The Dude
Arranged by The Dude
How Eneru Stole Christmas (00:11:09)
Written by The Dude
Performed by J. Michael Tatum
Arranged by Zach Logan
The 12 Days of Podcasting (00:12:47)
Written by The Dude
Sung by The Dude
Arranged by The Dude
Three Marines (00:14:16)
Written by The Dude
Sung by The Dude, Ed, and Steve Yurko
Arranged by The Dude and Zach Logan
[Chorus]Three Marines of Navy HQ
What’s our rank? That’s Admiral, to you.
Devil Fruit powers, Count the hours
Til we all run you throughO Justice is what we live to serve
And we don’t grade on a curve
Break the law, we’ll break your jaw
And you will get what you deserve
Lazy Ass Justice
[Ao Kiji]
You just woke me up from my sleep
Having Ice Powers doesn’t come cheap
Justice declaring, Once was flaring
Now I’d just rather count sheepAo Kiji is my name
Lazy-ass Justice is my game
Until I…
My, my, my, my, my, my… How boring
I’ma take a nap…[Kizaru]
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