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PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT

You may have noticed that the U.S. government is mixed martial arts now.

In fact, the same day we published this episode, with our returning pals and Tim Miller (of ), FBI director Kash Patel made this announcement:

PLUS: Stephen A.’s campaign, Kristi Noem’s fuckplane, Corey Lewandowski’s halitosis, Chuck Lidell’s workout room, a re-patriated blankie, Benihana, Huggie Bear, Bernie Sanders, Dean Cain, and Frank Ocean.

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YOUTUBE SPOILER ALERT:

Sincerely,

Pablo

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You may have noticed that the U.S. government is mixed martial arts now.

In fact, the same day we published this episode, with our returning pals and Tim Miller (of ), FBI director Kash Patel made this announcement:

PLUS: Stephen A.’s campaign, Kristi Noem’s fuckplane, Corey Lewandowski’s halitosis, Chuck Lidell’s workout room, a re-patriated blankie, Benihana, Huggie Bear, Bernie Sanders, Dean Cain, and Frank Ocean.

PTFO does reader-supported journalism. Please consider becoming a paid subscriber:

YOUTUBE SPOILER ALERT:

Sincerely,

Pablo

2026-03-14
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