04/15/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💅 WHITE GIRL PETTY BEEF & 💍 2-MONTH MILITARY MARRIAGE
The squad hits the Petty Police to break down the "Call Her Daddy" vs. Alex Earl drama where passive-aggressive subliminals turned into a full-blown Instagram callout. We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline to decide if a 2-month Hawaii romance is a "when you know, you know" situation or just a play to get out of the military barracks. The crew also investigates the "perfect crime" of an LA medical examiner stealing gold from the dead and roasts Shaq for his "creepy Theo" flirty diversion with a TMZ reporter. Between the drama, we test out the confusing "you are the birthday" trend and debate why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are also debunking the "fake" NASA splashdown and laughing at Vic’s "astronaut jump" running style.
CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local
(04:05) Petty Police
(08:08) Scrolling
(11:43) Homie Helpline
(23:14) Don’t You Know I’m Local
(25:50) Chisme
(29:05) Money Moves
(32:42) Studious Fools
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The squad hits the Petty Police to break down the "Call Her Daddy" vs. Alex Earl drama where passive-aggressive subliminals turned into a full-blown Instagram callout. We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline to decide if a 2-month Hawaii romance is a "when you know, you know" situation or just a play to get out of the military barracks. The crew also investigates the "perfect crime" of an LA medical examiner stealing gold from the dead and roasts Shaq for his "creepy Theo" flirty diversion with a TMZ reporter. Between the drama, we test out the confusing "you are the birthday" trend and debate why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are also debunking the "fake" NASA splashdown and laughing at Vic’s "astronaut jump" running style.
CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local
(04:05) Petty Police
(08:08) Scrolling
(11:43) Homie Helpline
(23:14) Don’t You Know I’m Local
(25:50) Chisme
(29:05) Money Moves
(32:42) Studious Fools
Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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