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You have a 95% chance to enjoy this episode.
You have a 95% chance to enjoy this episode.
You have a 95% chance to enjoy this episode.
This strange baseball game gives us a very loose and runny WOFF. More of a desert WOFF, if you will.
This strange baseball game gives us a very loose and runny WOFF. More of a desert WOFF, if you will.
Yeah. That's right. We're ALREADY in Q3 2024. That's how TIME works.
Yeah. That's right. We're ALREADY in Q3 2024. That's how TIME works.
It is indescribable, unfortunately.
It is indescribable, unfortunately.
This week we talk about Quake, the immediate and possibly ill-advised attempt to make a 3D DOOM. How does it play in comparison to it's sprite-based older brother? The only way to find out is to listen in. Maybe we'll still get to rip and tear... at least a little.
This week we talk about Quake, the immediate and possibly ill-advised attempt to make a 3D DOOM. How does it play in comparison to it's sprite-based older brother? The only way to find out is to listen in. Maybe we'll still get to rip and tear... at least a little.
If you thought the bits from from the first half were exhausting, just wait until you meet Flavio.
If you thought the bits from from the first half were exhausting, just wait until you meet Flavio.
More like Paper Mario: The Thousand Word Dialogue Box.
More like Paper Mario: The Thousand Word Dialogue Box.
Are we adult enough to admit that opinions can change?
Are we adult enough to admit that opinions can change?
There's not room enough for two Kingdoms on this here overworld map.
This week we talk about A Link Between Worlds, a direct sequel/remix of the classic SNES Zelda title A Link to the Past. How do these two worlds actually find themselves intermingled? Who is the Lorule Link? Tune in to find out.
There's not room enough for two Kingdoms on this here overworld map.
This week we talk about A Link Between Worlds, a direct sequel/remix of the classic SNES Zelda title A Link to the Past. How do these two worlds actually find themselves intermingled? Who is the Lorule Link? Tune in to find out.
And a Die Augen Der Welt to you as well!
And a Die Augen Der Welt to you as well!
Try as you might, he will suffer.
Try as you might, he will suffer.
This month, we discuss which games would be good entry points for people who are looking to start enjoying games, or people who are coming back to the hobby after a long hiatus. We also answer your questions, read your responses to May's games, and reveal what games are coming up on the show.
June Games:The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante
Project Snowblind
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds## July Games:
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (two parts)
Quake
This month, we discuss which games would be good entry points for people who are looking to start enjoying games, or people who are coming back to the hobby after a long hiatus. We also answer your questions, read your responses to May's games, and reveal what games are coming up on the show.
June Games:The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante
Project Snowblind
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds## July Games:
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (two parts)
Quake
The question machine overflowed again! We answer as many as we can before the inspector comes and shuts down the podcast factory.
The question machine overflowed again! We answer as many as we can before the inspector comes and shuts down the podcast factory.
I think our lovely hosts absolutely forget to mention how fluffy Tunic's little tail is.
This week we talk about Tunic, the perspective-shattering puzzle-adventure game that emulates being young and not knowing how video games work. Does Tunic stand up to the giants that taught it how to walk? At the very least, which puzzles are too clever for us to solve on our own? Tune in to find out.
I think our lovely hosts absolutely forget to mention how fluffy Tunic's little tail is.
This week we talk about Tunic, the perspective-shattering puzzle-adventure game that emulates being young and not knowing how video games work. Does Tunic stand up to the giants that taught it how to walk? At the very least, which puzzles are too clever for us to solve on our own? Tune in to find out.
We actually lose track of how many realms there are, exactly.
We actually lose track of how many realms there are, exactly.
Create, evolve and live the power fantasy of being a world killing disease.
Guest Ending is a piece of fan music for Gary's novel Atomic! Music by Swordquest
Create, evolve and live the power fantasy of being a world killing disease.
Guest Ending is a piece of fan music for Gary's novel Atomic! Music by Swordquest
A good game bogged down by infuriating Ubisoft style decisions.
This week's theme song brought to us by MegaMatt
A good game bogged down by infuriating Ubisoft style decisions.
This week's theme song brought to us by MegaMatt
Is it better to have? Or to hold?
Is it better to have? Or to hold?
And Introducing... Yoshi!
This week we talk about a real level up in the Mario franchise, the gold standard for console pack-in titles: Super Mario World. How did Nintendo use the beefy upgrades of the Super Nintendo to further sell the whacky aesthetic of the Mario world? Who's Yoshi's real father? How do I get out of the Ghost House? Tune in to find out.
And Introducing... Yoshi!
This week we talk about a real level up in the Mario franchise, the gold standard for console pack-in titles: Super Mario World. How did Nintendo use the beefy upgrades of the Super Nintendo to further sell the whacky aesthetic of the Mario world? Who's Yoshi's real father? How do I get out of the Ghost House? Tune in to find out.
It's just like we're back in King's Field.
It's just like we're back in King's Field.
Places! How do you get there? What are you thinking when you do it? We have to get to point B!
Places! How do you get there? What are you thinking when you do it? We have to get to point B!
Hey pider-man.
This week we talk about the gold standard of interquels, Spider-Man: Miles Morales. How did Insomniac decide to distinguish playing as Miles Morales, the newer, younger Spider-Man? Isn't the cat in the backpack thing adorable? It is! The only way to find out is by hearing me tell you that the cat is so adorable. The cat's name is also Spider-Man!
Hey pider-man.
This week we talk about the gold standard of interquels, Spider-Man: Miles Morales. How did Insomniac decide to distinguish playing as Miles Morales, the newer, younger Spider-Man? Isn't the cat in the backpack thing adorable? It is! The only way to find out is by hearing me tell you that the cat is so adorable. The cat's name is also Spider-Man!
There is a room, but also its kind of not a room because of how big it is. Also, the definition of "room" is thrown completely out the door.
There is a room, but also its kind of not a room because of how big it is. Also, the definition of "room" is thrown completely out the door.
I didn't think it get tore any downer, but here we are.
I didn't think it get tore any downer, but here we are.
Imagine the platonic ideal of a video game.
Imagine the platonic ideal of a video game.
Age of Umpires is a very different game and I clearly misread the title.
This week we talk about Age of Empires II, one of the greats of the RTS genre. In a world before Totally Realistic Battle Simulator, we used to have to fight our simulated battles over multiple hour-long campaigns. How doe Age of Empires stack up in a world where this slow burn design philosophy has fallen to the wayside? Tune in to find out.
Age of Umpires is a very different game and I clearly misread the title.
This week we talk about Age of Empires II, one of the greats of the RTS genre. In a world before Totally Realistic Battle Simulator, we used to have to fight our simulated battles over multiple hour-long campaigns. How doe Age of Empires stack up in a world where this slow burn design philosophy has fallen to the wayside? Tune in to find out.
I assure you, there is nothing sinister about this island full of ponies.
I assure you, there is nothing sinister about this island full of ponies.
So. You're a demon, now. How's that going for you?
So. You're a demon, now. How's that going for you?
Calling all cars. It's another Dispatch.
Yee
Haw.
Calling all cars. It's another Dispatch.
Yee
Haw.
This is one of the best games of all time. Wipe that smile off your face. This isn't a joke to me.
This is one of the best games of all time. Wipe that smile off your face. This isn't a joke to me.
I don't get it. It's just the same game over and over and over and over and over and over
I don't get it. It's just the same game over and over and over and over and over and over
Maybe the Miracle is a nice guy this time?
This week we return to Catholic-inspired action horror world of Blasphemous. After killing the Miracle for good in the Blasphemous 1 bonus ending, we now explore a world where the Miracle's influence slowly begins to fade. What world will we leave behind after we've killed an uncaring god? Tune in to find out.
Maybe the Miracle is a nice guy this time?
This week we return to Catholic-inspired action horror world of Blasphemous. After killing the Miracle for good in the Blasphemous 1 bonus ending, we now explore a world where the Miracle's influence slowly begins to fade. What world will we leave behind after we've killed an uncaring god? Tune in to find out.
Unfortunately, they found a darker dungeon.
Unfortunately, they found a darker dungeon.
You will solve this case, that of the golden idol. It's mysterious and nobody understands. Now it's your job to figure it out.
You will solve this case, that of the golden idol. It's mysterious and nobody understands. Now it's your job to figure it out.
If you got the money, honey, I got the time.
If you got the money, honey, I got the time.
I have to copy and paste the title. I literally can't type that.
I have to copy and paste the title. I literally can't type that.
The reapers had a very specific plan for their trap and you fell for it you idiot.
The reapers had a very specific plan for their trap and you fell for it you idiot.
I know we put those answers somewhere around here. Just give me a moment to find it.
I know we put those answers somewhere around here. Just give me a moment to find it.
We feed your question oil to the answer engine.
We feed your question oil to the answer engine.
Video games are... bad actually?
This week we talk about the well-known Sony PS4 misstep of The Order 1886. It is bad. But is is bad for all the reasons people say it's bad? Being short doesn't make a game bad, and we firmly believe this. But uh... there are other reasons to call it not a good game. Tune in to find out!
Video games are... bad actually?
This week we talk about the well-known Sony PS4 misstep of The Order 1886. It is bad. But is is bad for all the reasons people say it's bad? Being short doesn't make a game bad, and we firmly believe this. But uh... there are other reasons to call it not a good game. Tune in to find out!
It's Trevor Time! Not that I'm happy about it. But it's Trevor Time and we all have to live with it.
It's Trevor Time! Not that I'm happy about it. But it's Trevor Time and we all have to live with it.
Who's ready for pistol packing, car jacking and lazy satire?
Who's ready for pistol packing, car jacking and lazy satire?
Propulsive and immediately visually arresting, Sayonara Wild Hearts is a unique action rhythm hybrid that aims to be inviting to new players. Also, Queen Latifah is there.
Propulsive and immediately visually arresting, Sayonara Wild Hearts is a unique action rhythm hybrid that aims to be inviting to new players. Also, Queen Latifah is there.
Why do we make bad things happen to ourselves? A question for the ages. And the topic for this week's dispatch.
Why do we make bad things happen to ourselves? A question for the ages. And the topic for this week's dispatch.
This is the kind of sci fi where everyone is still using CRTs and cassette tapes. For the sake of vibes.
This week we talk about Signalis, a tribute to the tight, zippy horror titles of the PS1 library. What lessons did Signalis learn from the classics of Resident Evil and Silent Hill, and how can they best be applied to the modern video game landscape? The real horror... is when you tune in.
This is the kind of sci fi where everyone is still using CRTs and cassette tapes. For the sake of vibes.
This week we talk about Signalis, a tribute to the tight, zippy horror titles of the PS1 library. What lessons did Signalis learn from the classics of Resident Evil and Silent Hill, and how can they best be applied to the modern video game landscape? The real horror... is when you tune in.
How many sticks of dynamite do you think it takes to dynamite fish for Cthulhu? Three? Do you think three is enough?
How many sticks of dynamite do you think it takes to dynamite fish for Cthulhu? Three? Do you think three is enough?
Once again, we choose to forget as we willingly give ourselves Amnesia in this return-to-form for this horror series. Not bad for the fourth entry in the franchise.
Once again, we choose to forget as we willingly give ourselves Amnesia in this return-to-form for this horror series. Not bad for the fourth entry in the franchise.