Who? Weekly

We get the update on Jen Aniston's hair care line, hear about a childhood crush on Chris K. from NSYNC (yep, that one) and a nine year old calls to ask about...Emma Stone? Plus, Britney Spears' new boyfriend (who), Scott Porter's genetic testing (who), Chad Mountain's vacation (who) and the Thems of Wrestlemania.

This week, we talk about the elusive third Property Brother who may or may not have anything to do with property, odd sponcon from Broadway Them/Off-Broadway Who Sutton Foster, Bella Hadid's obsession with Postmates, and the whoiest Jewish holidays. OK, I have to stop writing this description because my deviled eggs are here.

Today on Who's There, one of our oldest-listening and most treasured fans calls in to explain why Jennifer Aniston will NEVER be a Who, and boy is she convincing. Next up are some calls about coffee (who the hell is Gregory, anyway?), a famous talking snowman (AKA Josh Gad), and our favorite sibling of Tyne's. (It's Tim. Sorry to all other Daly sibs.)

While you recover from your post-Big Little Lies hangover (Congrats you crazy Derniacs!), join us for a little Who sleuthing. Who is JoJo Sivan and how does she rank on the list of JoJo? (...Before Fletcher or after?) Plus: Are David Spade and Naya Rivera reallllly dating? (The answer may surprise you!) and what do Kathy Griffin, Colton Haynes and Lisa Rinna (now) have in common? Jodi Sweetin and two other TGIF stars make a show about...being only semi-famous and we engage in a little Wholigan Mulligan.

From Whos who play Thems ("Famous in Love", anyone?) to Whos who date Thems (take, Paris Hilton and her new beau, Chris Zylka) and everyone in between. This week: Why is everyone talking about Father John Misty all of a sudden? Who are all these people on The View that we don't recognize? Does believing that the Earth is flat make you more of a Who or a Them?

We're back from a week-long vacation (during which neither of us took an actual vacation) because it's our CIVIC DUTY to tell you about the fact that Ashley Tisdale is promoting the Ryan Reynolds/Jake Gyllenhaal movie LIFE on her Instagram page. Is it brilliant, mesmerizing sponcon? Yes. Was she paid to post it? Questionable. We'll also chat about the gift cards on a Duggar's public wedding registry, Liam and Cheryl's new baby, and RIta's brand spanking new panic room. Who the hell is she hiding from? You've got one guess.

Today, the day our beloved Us Weekly was sold to American Media Inc., is a sad one. Is there a bright side? Maybe not, but Colton Haynes got engaged, Armie Hammer loves to tie sexy knots and Tavi Gevinson is doing #spon con for an apartment building! All that and more on today's Who's There...Who's There? Who's There!

It's another episode of Who Dat, and the first recorded IN THE SAME CITY. This week, Shani and Amina talk to us about not recognizing Key and Peele, a recent incomprehensible subplot on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Chance the Rapper, and a strange new photo of Ciara, Little Future, and hands that may or may not belong to Russell Wilson.

After being absolutely OBLITERATED by a fan for confusing Nina Dobrev with Ashley Greene (something for which we will NEVER apologize), we answer calls about Miley Cyrus's little sister Noah, our favorite sexy buffalo Dan Stevens, and the artist who may or may not have inspired Lorde's latest single "Green Light."

In case you didn't realize, this weekend was a big one. None other than Julianne Hough spent a weekend with her best Whos (and 3 Thems?!?) in Cabo for her bachelorette party! #WeDontLaichHimWeLoveHim #HastaLaVistaHough #JulesBEACHelorette. Unfortunately we were NOT invited so we'll have to do a little sleuthing just to figure out who everyone is (and how they all know Rita Wilson?) That, plus a new Dancing With The Stars line-up and Rita's 2 year-old cleavage on today's big episode.

It's about that time again to find out............Who's There! This week you're asking about: Domino Kirke and "Lonely Boy", Bill Paxton (R.I.P.), Bella Thorne's brand new basketball boyfriend whose name I've already forgotten, the insatiable thirst of Allison Williams and CONDIMENTS. I mean, long live mayonnaise, but can a condiment really be a Who? Find out.

Though nothing else seems to matter after Moonlight's surprise win at the Oscars last night, Who? Weekly's heart will go on. This week, we discuss the years-long beef between Nicki Minaj and Remy Ma, photos of Lea Michele falling off a paddle board, and whether or not Rita has *actually* been kidnapped.

On this week's Who's There: Do British like James Corden? (ft. an Actual British Person!) Is Shailene Woodley a Who or a Them? (And does she still eat clay?) Which is the Who'iest streaming system and why can't Bobby say "Roku" properly? Plus, does Robert DeNiro's recently shitty films demote him to Who status? And we'll go over Whos and Thems of the Sc*ent*l*gy landscape (at least, according to Wikipedia and Leah Remini). Please don't come after us, Xenu.

A very special, super-sized episode featuring none other than Spencer Pratt – suuuuuure, you might recognize that name, but Spencer's an expert on all things Who. What's it like to set up your own paparazzi shoots? To realize you're more famous in England? What's it like TO BE FAMOUS in England (and no longer as famous in America)? Plus: crystals, Heidi, Jonathan Cheban, poetry and.................What's Rita Up To?

Hope you didn't forget the mess/joy that was last weekend's Grammy Awards, because we're taking your calls and you had a LOT of questions about what went down. Like, who was that chick in the Trump dress and how'd she even get an invite? And what's the deal with James Corden, anyway. Plus, did you know that there's a red carpet that happens BEFORE the red carpet? Well, there is and we watched it. We're not sorry.

This week we're talking about Alexa Ray Joel (the daughter of Christie Brinkley and Billy Joel), Sailor Brinkley Cook (the daughter of Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook), and why it's probably hard being the daughter of someone who can literally walk on water. PLUS: Splits we're sad about, splits we're not sad about, and our probably-untrue theory about why Joanna Krupa Instagrammed a photograph of herself in the bathtub. (SPOILER: It involves Brandi Glanville.)

Is Us Weekly secretly for sale? Is Danny McBride secretly a Who? Is John Malkovich secretly a Them? Is breaking both of your legs actually funny? We'll answer these questions and more on this week's episode of Who's There? Plus, what's Brooke Hogan up to these days? And five things you MUST KNOW about Kenny G. Today's episode is brought to you by the new series Riverdale, now airing on Thursdays at 9/8c on The CW.

Pour yourself a nice, detoxifying glass of charcoal water, because it's time to learn more about your favorite Whos! This week, Ruby Rose tells Willie Geist about how normal Taylor Swift is, someone named David Henrie gets married to the state of Delaware (I think), and we realize how passionate we are about the life and career of Leelee Sobieski. You'll love today's episode, or the star of How I Met Your Mother's name isn't Jacoba Francisca Maria Smulders. Today's episode is brought to you by the new series Riverdale, now airing on Thursdays at 9/8c on The CW.

Oh man, the calls are good this week. From Tim Daly's broken legs to a Twitter romance set up by none other than Chrissy Teigen – we've got everything on Who's There. Also: Who's Who on the Vanity Fair Young Hollywood cover? And is Armie Hammer actually named after Arm & Hammer? And which Michelle Williams is Who'ier? Today's episode is brought to you by the new series Riverdale, now airing on Thursdays at 9/8c on The CW.

We're thrilled to welcome friend and beloved Who, Michelle Collins, to the studio!!!! (Yes, we have a studio now...) But first, can we talk about that godawful Us Weekly cover? And Derek Hough is NOT dating Jennifer Lopez, so please, we beg of you, stop asking. Then, Michelle discusses 5 Things You Must Know About Her and we play a brand new game called Bag of Lies. Today's episode is brought to you by the new series Riverdale, now airing on Thursdays at 9/8c on The CW.

On this week's Who's There, a caller and her sister attend the DC Women's March and have an encounter with a celebrity they SHOULD HAVE KNOWN (how dare they!), another asks if Greta Gerwig is a who, a them, or...something in between...and we spend more airtime on Josh Kushner than he deserves. Today's episode is brought to you by the new series RIVERDALE, which premieres Thursday, January 26 at 9/8c on The CW.

Hope your Inauguration Day was depressing (Sorry, Jill Zarin) and your #womensmarch was inspiring (Sorry, Taylor Swift). Who? Weekly is back at it again and we have the ACTUAL things you need to know about Press Secretary Sean Spicer – no matter what "alternative facts" people try and tell you. Plus, Anwar Hadid and Nicola Peltz hook up, Suki Waterhouse and Diego Luna hook up and Derek and Julianne Hough hook up........lmao just kidding!!!! They just went dressed as Emma Stone and Ryan Reynolds to a Who's La La Land-themed birthday party. Not weird or creepy at all. This week's episode is brought to you by Riverdale, a new series premiering Thursday at 9/8 central on The CW.

On this week's edition of Who's There we take some really good comments (Night Nurse is a Marvel character? Who knew!) and answer some tough questions. For example, who is Anya Taylor-Joy? And why is Rob Schneider allowed to tweet? Plus, dissecting those Fab Fit Fun boxes every Who has promoted on their Instagram and how to tell the difference between Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde. (It's very hard.)

"Sing us a song, you're The Piano Guys!" ...is maybe what you would say if you were heading to the inauguration next week. While you're there you could hear the vocal stylings of such Whos as Toby Keith, RaviDrums, The Frontmen of Country and Lee Greenwood. Plus, the romance other Whos including, Aly Raisman and Colton Underwood, Kate Mara and Jamie Bell and Kirsten Dunst and...Landry. And does your kitchen rule? Find out!

The calls are in and they are PISSED that some girl didn't know who Garth Brooks was. We're still recovering from the Golden Globes and apparently so are you...So, did you know that Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton love each other? That Jonathan Bennett was gay? That Eva Amurri Martino just cannot keep a nanny? Plus, your You've Got Mail 2 pitches are rolling in...

Did you watch last night's Golden Globes? Did you figure out who Damien Chazelle was? No? Good. We have a quick rundown of what might've happened last night and Who might be the ones people will talk about tomorrow: Ruth Negga? Isabelle Huppert? Lily Collins? Simon Helberg? Plus: Jake Bugg, Wendi Deng's new boyfriend, Sabrina Carpenter and Nick Viall.

As they say: New Year, New Who. We're back, it's 2017 and we still have no idea who anyone is. The concept of the podcast soldiers on, and we take calls (and comments!) from our fantastic listeners, including old things like: Who is Bebe Rexha? and new things like: Who is Mahershala Ali? And insane things like: Who is Garth Brooks? This episode is brought to you by Squarespace and BioClarity. Start your free trial today, at Squarespace.com and enter offer code WHO to get 10% off your first purchase. Get your first month of BioClarity for only $9.95 plus free shipping by entering the code WHO.

Who's the best Who who took a vacation with their family? Who's the best Who who posted an Instagram video? Who's the best Who who became our biggest fan? Find out the answers to all those questions during the first annual Who Me? Awards! PLUS we discuss Keke Palmer's thoughts on Bella Thorne, and Rita Ora's financial non-crisis.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, garbage Lifetime movies playing on TV – it must be nearing Christmas, when all the Whos (and sometimes Thems!) sign on the dotted line to appear in made-for-TV movies. (Someone's gotta pay for all those Hatchimals, am I right?) We figure out exactly how many Christmas movies Lacey Chabert has starred in (SIX!!!!!!!!), who Mariah Carey's new boyfriend is, which harmony in Fifth Harmony is ditching and if that means they are now Fourth Harmony? ...Or no harmony? This is already confusing.

After discussing 2016's most-Googled woman (SPOILER: it's not Cindy Margolis anymore), Lindsey and Bobby move on to the latest--and fakest--Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian drama, the Who at the heart of Donald Trump's presidential inauguration, and the exact dollar amount that "Water For Elephants" author Sara Gruen spent on 156 Hatchimals. PLUS: we play I Don't Know Her for the first time in far too long.

This week on Who's There: We're sick of being required to learn about HGTV Whos and their personal drama (what's the difference between Fixer Upper and Flip or Flop, anyway?), Lala Kent is sick of Vanderpump Rules (will anyone know she's even gone?), and Bobby gets yelled at for missing the ANTM premiere (even though he has a VERY GOOD excuse).

Happy...Premiere Week of America's Next Top Model? It's practically a national holiday now that our girl Rita's hosting. More on that before tonight's flagship episode. Plus: the new Bachelor contestants (and their strange obsession with The Little Mermaid), a whole slew of new Who couples (Whoples?), a brand new Who baby (Whoby?), the brand new Spider-Man trailer featuring Zendaya (and Some British Guy) and Lindsey sends a very important LinkedIn request. This episode was brought to you by Netflix's The OA. Check out @The_OA on Instagram (and @whoweekly on Twitter) for a special sneak peek.

Whether you watched Hairspray Live! on NBC last night, or skipped it and did something productive for once in your life, today's episode of Who's There? is for you. Let's talk Grammys ("Best New Artist," anyone?), the Whos & Thems of Saturday Night Live and figure out what the heck the Love Magazine Advent Calendar is once and for all.

We got Beans, Greens, Potatoes, Tomatoes, Whos, Thems...YOU NAME IT! Amina and Shani AKA "Who Dat?" are back and we have a lot to catch up on. Adrienne Bailon's new husband, Themvertising, This Is Us, Yasiin Bey, the Whos and Thems of Africa...Let's just say you have no idea what you're in for.

You rang? On this week's brand new Who's There: Lady Gaga's hat, Tila Tequila's racism and Taylor Swift's latest BFF. Plus, all you have to know about the Whos and Thems of Stars Hollow and Andy Cohen's boyfriend, Clifton Dassuncao.

Do you call yourself a love warrior? Is Oprah one of your closest friends? Did you just divorce your husband to start dating a world-famous soccer star? If you answered "Yes!" to any of these questions, you might be Glennon Doyle Melton. If you answered "What the hell are you talking about?" to any of those questions, you need to listen to this week's episode and learn about Glennon, why Jack Falahee came out as straight, and how Tony Bennett met his wife (spoiler: she was inside someone's uterus). Plus, we play a BRAND NEW (and potentially terrible) game called Stars Are Blind!

Did you know that there is a prolific romance novelist named Heather Graham? Lindsey and Bobby didn't. That, plus more of your wonderful comments. Then: Who is Steve Bannon? And why does he make money every time I watch Seinfeld on TBS? Who is Ezra Miller and is Ryan Seacrest a Who or a Them?

Welcome to the world, Dream Kardashian! There's so much for you to learn. First of all, Vanderpump Rules' Mike Shay is *not* missing, he promises. And YouTube person Calum McSwiggan, see, he was lying about that night, so we have an update for you. Plus Patrick "McDreamy" Dempsey is back (with his wife) and we've discovered the World's Most Boring 25 Things You Don't Know About Me. All for you, Dream Kardashian. We're so happy you're here.

It's our civic duty to answer your calls, so answer them we shall. Today: more chatter on Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, a Chloe Grace Moretz Social Media Update, Lindsey's favorite show (is it Rizzoli & Isles????), Kaley Cuoco does BDSM, the Supreme Court Justices (ranked Who>Them, duh) and that time Darren Aronofsky and Jennifer Lawrence SHARED A LOLLIPOP. Yuck.

As you gear up for Election Day, let us help you distract yourself with the frivolity of Whos: the now-single Paulina Slagter, the conspiracy theorist Lucian Piane, the "P"-bodied Wendy Williams, the tea-drinking Farrah Abraham, the return of Vanderpump Rules and a very special election-themed version of "I Don't Know Her".

What do a potentially royal Who and a 13 year old rapping Who have in common? Well, aside from being Whos...They're both people you called in an asked about this week on Who's There! Plus: Lindsay Lohan's new accent, Pilot Jones (and his involvement with Rob & Chyna), and Mel Gibson's equestrian girlfriend. Did you know that Lucy Hale's real name isn't Lucy? Tune in to find out what it is!

Happy WHOlloween y'all. Did you dress up this year? Something sexy? Something spooky? Something....problematic? In today's episode we talk James Packer (whoooo) vs. Mariah Carey (oh, right), Lindsay Lohan's hilariously Who tendencies and the demise of Vine (and its stars!) Plus: our favorite Whos and their Wholloween costumes, Rita.

What happens when you put Diane Kruger, Amber Tamblyn and a Musical.ly star in a room together? Well, they would all ask, "And whoooo are you?" because even they would be confused. Our beloved callers this week are asking about those three plus, the fall TV line-up (Jimmi Simpson? Justin Hartley? Mike Colter?) Ronan Farrow and the afterlife.

#GrabHerByTheBrain, won't you? Just kidding – we'd NEVER grab your brain without consent. Instead, let us fill your brain with the most useless information about Whos and Thems. This week: Gregg Sulkin (remember him?), Jennifer Meyer, Laura Perlongo's new baby, Perrie Edwards, and... Mr. Sunday. Who is Mr. Sunday? Well, you'll just have to tune in to find out.

Your calls will not go unanswered! This week on Who's There: James Marsden (Who or Them?), the Cooking Channel (Who or Them?), Violetta Komyshan (Who is she?) and Brooke Candy (Ditto.) Plus: Haylie Duff's America is an actual TV show. We swear.

Is our national nightmare over? Can we finally put undecided-voter-turned-meme Ken Bone to rest? Hopefully this week's Who? Weekly will be the last we ever speak of this red sweater'd, indecisive man. Don't worry, we've also got a Billy Bush update, Meghan Trainor's new Whofriend, a Glee-Mumford marriage, Joe Jonas' rude-ass AMA, Colton Haynes' candle line(?) and Lo Bosworth's vagina...products. Yes: her vagina products.

While Billy Bush's #thiccthighs crumble beneath him, it's Thursday and we're ready to take your calls. What did you call about? True crime, drag queens and Tiffany Trump's music career.

Anyone remember #BillyBushThiccThighs? Do they haunt your dreams like they haunt ours? Turns out Billy Bush wasn't done embarrassing himself and our nation. That means his thighs are back in the news! Plus: Who is Leila George? Who are Dove Cameron and Ryan McCartan again? Zendaya's got a new app? And what's Rita up to?

On this week's Who's There? we unpack Jonathan Cheban for Australians, chat about Evan Rachel Wood and Ben Foster, and decipher which Peyton List is which (there are literally TWO of them). Plus: Scientologists and 9/11 Truthers.

This week were living for Daily Mail, who mixed up two Whos (we feel you!) and spotted a Them in...an unexpected place. Colleen Ballinger AKA Miranda Sings is getting a divorce (or is she?) and Halsey is getting the Nobel Peace Prize. Or something. Plus: Joe Simpson is a photographer now and no one remembers Stacy Keibler except for Us Weekly. EXCLUSIVE: We bring back "Good Form, Bella Thorne" and find out what Rita's up to.