Oz 9

I'd apologize for this being so late, but if you think about it, I gave you an extra 16-and-a-half Oz-free hours, which is, like, a decade in idiot years.

It's been a long day aboard the Oz 9. You think bad decision making is easy — Doritos for dinner? Yes, please. Easy! Go for a run or drink chocolate milk with vodka? Vodka. Definitely. Easy! —and yet, it's exhausting. 

So, you'll get no apology from me, unless I come across one on my way to the couch. 

You've been listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Dr. Von Haber Zetzer
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
• Iri Alexander as Julie
• June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
• David S Dear as Dr Theo and Argus
• Shannon Perry as Olivia
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Kevin Hall as Greg and
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Also, would you buy a bloody comic book at our Etsy site? Seriously, I need to park my car somewhere.

Take care, space monkeys. Until next time!

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Remember how there was that one week you were sick or maybe just on vacation but too poor to go anywhere? And you watched daytime TV, and even though you knew it was ridiculous and cheesy, by Friday you were desperate to know if little Suzy really was Armoire's daughter and if Aristato would find Nectarina in time to stop her from marrying ... I don't know, Ponderosa Jutjaw or whatever?

Just stay with me, this is relevant.

What I'm saying is, it's totally possible to get swept up in a story, even if the story is kind of nonsense and the characters are slightly less intelligent than waffles. 

Don't believe me? This is episode 48. 

You've been listening to:

• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
• Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Iri Alexander as Julie
• Tim Sherburn as Buck
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna
• June Clare Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
• David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
• guest starring Nikki Richardson as the Gated Galaxies Switchboard Operator.
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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What would you do if everything in your garden suddenly attacked you? Carrots shooting themselves at your eyes, radishes nibbling tiny, spicy holes in your ankles, kohlrabi shouting at you, probably in German, given how "kohlrabi" is spelled — does it seem German to you? just me? — and let's not even talk about what the watermelon is trying to do.

Would you ever be able to eat a salad again?

This is vaguely relevant to episode 47, but only sort of. Meanwhile, I'm going to have nightmares about cauliflower.

You've been listening to:

• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
• Aaron Clark as Ben
• Iri Alexander as Julie
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
• introducing Lee Shackleford as Pluto.
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Want to support Oz 9?

TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/oz9

ETSY SHOP: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Oz9podcast

Until next time, space monkeys!

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Probably the most remarkable thing that happens in this entire episode is that Le Bichon Frise pronounces "assassinate" correctly. I know. We were pretty shocked too.

It happens at the bottom of page 3, so if you just want to hear that and skip the rest, I don't suppose anyone would blame you.

Oh, and there's a bit about a butterfly that's funny. You might want to stick around for that. Up to you.

You've been listening to:

• Iri Alexander as Julie
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
• Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Mr. Southers
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia and
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, space monkeys!

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It's really late. The kind of late that keeps on getting later until it circles back round to early. When I'm this blurry and tired, I'm likely to say anything. Like how much more bearable life became on this ship with we busted Dr. Theo out of his pod. Geeky never looked so good....

See, now what did I say? Stop with the questions and the "oooo tell me everything" eyes. Dr. Theo is extremely fond of his personal space, and that's all there is to it. So shut up. I'm going to bed.

You're listening to:

• David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, and Howard
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Iri Alexander as Julie
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Kyle Jones, as Narrator 2, and
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

STOP ASKING ABOUT DR. BROMAE. Until next week, Space Monkeys...!

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If you've been keeping up with the antics of that zany crew aboard the Oz 9-

Have you ever considered taking up a REAL hobby? Like stamps or shuffleboard or knitting quilts or something? Or listening to Top of the Round, which is a much more sensible pastime?

It's episode 44, and no one is any smarter than they were 43 episodes ago, and that includes you, since your brain is no doubt deteriorating at a much faster clip than it would have if you'd done Sudoku or whatever it is instead.

Fine, go ahead and listen, ruin your life, see if I care! I tell you, I bust my butt for you kids, cooking, cleaning, writing show notes, you think this is easy?

You've been listening to:

• David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Iri Alexander as Julie
• Kevin Hall as Felonius
• Aaron Clark as Ben
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer
• with special guest Scottye Moore as the Guard.
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys.

Our trailer this week is for Top of the Round! 

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Perhaps you've heard about the mold that's eating radioactive materials around Chernobyl? And that scientists are considering insulating spacecraft and astronauts suits with the stuff to protect them from solar radiation?

We're not imagining things up here. We're just ahead of our time.

You've been listening to:

• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
• Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Iri Alexander as Julie, and
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

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Still here. Nice day, isn't it? You look great, by the way. Did you get your hair cut? New glasses?

Rain on greenhouse courtesy of MrAuralization on Freesound.org

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Something nefarious is happening on a golf course in French Lick, Indiana. Actually, several nefarious things. Well, OK, like, three... maybe four nefarious things, and then a whole bunch of naughty things. Look, we're losing the point here. 

Look, just listen to the episode. It'll be easier than me trying to explain it to you.

You've been listening to:

• Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Iri Alexander as Julie
• Richard Cowen as Tiberius and Leet
• Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• David S. Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae
• Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer, and
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

This episode, number 42, is dedicated to Douglas Adams, the hoopiest frood of them all.

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Welcome back, space monkeys! We hope you enjoyed your six-week excursion ashore. Watch your step, the gangplank is slippery and also there's no oxygen out here, so look lively.

Take your seats, please; we'll be setting adrift...sorry, a-sail again soon. No eating, please; we just got the toilets clean. And listen up for the security announcement. JK, there's no security to be had here, but do listen to the trailer for the awesome Relativity Podcast that happens at the end of the episode.

Now. Where were we.....?

You've been listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Eric Perry as Joe
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• with a special appearance by Sarah Golding,
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

If you want to support the show, we'd love to see pics of you on Twitter or Bluesky, showing off your Oz 9 merch from Tee Public. You can also join our Patreon at patreon.com/Oz9podcast/. Even one dollar a month earns you some cool swag and our everlasting gratitude.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, welcome home. 

TRAILER: Relativity Podcast

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If you've ever wondered about our crew's lives before they got wrapped up in the drama of the Oz 9, well, keep wondering, because you're not going to learn a damn thing from this disaster of an episode. 

You're listening to:

• Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and
• Sarah Golding as pretty much everybody else. Except
• Richard Nadolny as the Narrator.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley; additional music in this episode comes from several artists on Storyblocks (mostly because I was too stupid to ask John, d'oh!). Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks.

Season 3 starts in one week (provided we don't blow ourselves up before then), so until July 19, Space Monkeys....

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If you think Oz 9 looks like chaos from the front, well, it's just as raggedy and unkempt 'round the back (if slightly less dangerous). In this bonus episode for our hiatus, our 4 newest cast members gathered to talk about life as a voice actor and the swirling tornado of imminent doom that is existence aboard the Oz 9.

You're listening to:

• David S. Dear (Dr Theo Bromae)
• Sarah Golding (Mrs Sheffield)
• Kevin Hall (Cal/Greg) and
• Iri Alexander (Julie)

We'll be back with our first episode of Season Three on July 19, 2020, so until then, Space Monkeys, stay silly.

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The Oz ships failed under mysterious circumstances entirely caused by their on-board crews or natural disaster wholly unrelated to Gated Galaxies or its subsidiaries, officers, or agents. G2 accepts no responsibility or liability for loss of liberty, limb, or life due to incorrect use of machinery, gross negligence, intentional or reckless misconduct. By simply existing, you acknowledge that life is inherently dangerous and often fatal and absolve Gated Galaxies of any and all injury you may incur whilst voluntarily engaging in the hazardous activity known as living.

That said, Welcome to the Oz 9 Bioswamp!

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It's the end of Season 2, and our crew are still dumb, still in space, and still hovering at the edge of death. Thanks to all the zig zagging around the galaxy, they're nearly back where they started, and the forniculator still hasn't been fixed.

So, if you've been with us for the past 39 episodes, well, you probably could have skipped this bit. Let's hope Season 3 is better.

In Season 2, you heard from:

• Iri Alexander as Julie
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
• June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
• Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
• David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
• John Faley as Brandon the YouTube guy
• Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
• Kevin Hall as Greg, Felonius, Spotty Bosh, Tour Guide, and Radu the Handsome
• Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Joe, Howard, and Mr. Southers
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Tim Sherburn as Colin, Emily, and Buck
• And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Guest appearances in Season Two included Jessica Vest from “Cassie and the Spectral Shade,” Kyle Jones of “The Discussing Network,” Raymond Morse of “5 and Thirty with Ruk,” Karin Heimdahl of “Y2K Podcast”, Travis Hull, Susan Franzen, Eric Davis, and Barbara McGarry. Thank you all!

Our theme and other music — including Madeline's Theme in this episode — were composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Thanks so very much to all our patrons and supporters: 

David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal Alex Kirk Anthony Dallape of Cardinal Sins podcast Barry Heap Kim Cole of Chaotic Goodness podcast Corey Pfautsch Craig Edwards, "the Media Guy" D.J. Sylvis of Monkeyman Productions Diana Wittenbrock James Jamtaas of Creatorz Anon podcast Dwayne Farver of Manifestations podcast Eden and Tom Minucci Emily Swanson Eric Davis Evan Melhouse Daniel French of Fishbonius Sound Design Janis Westin Jessica Vest Julie Stewart Kari David Karin Heimdahl of Y2K podcast Kate Wallinga of Ignorance was Bliss podcast Kiyomi and Greg Yim Louisa Wagner Helo Crepaldi, otherwise known as “Madam Kittypaldi” Maissa Bessada Marnie Warner Nicole Acquavella Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk podcast Lee and Karen Shackleford of the Relativity Podcast Rick Croft RJ Stonecipher of The Ladies of Strange podcast Shosuro Ajo Steven and Jas of Witchever Path podcast T. H. Wyman Talon Stradley of Newon's Dark Room podcast Tamsin Cheyne Michael Curtis of The Awkward Screw podcast Timothy J. Ramaekers of The Awkward Screw podcast Travis and Shannon Hull Nick Wesselman

Until Season 3, Space Monkeys!

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Episode 39 means one more until the end of Season 2, and where we're going is no clearer than the muck at the bottom of the bioswamp. But hey, you've gotten this far, you might as well stick with us a little longer. Eventually, it'll all make sense.

Or not. Probably not.

You've been listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
• Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
• Iri Alexander as Julie
• David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
• Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

Hi. Just popping in from the future to wave at you and smile suspiciously.

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, space monkeys!

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Look, I've been up all night, and seriously the first person to speak to me may find themselves trying to pour coffee into a stump. Like, where their head used to be, not a tree, that was supposed to be sort of threatening and scary. Never mind.

Make sure you listen right to the end as there's treats and stuff you won't want to miss. 

Oh, and Head 1 finally gets a name. It's ... epic. Really.

You’re listening to:

• Iri Alexander as Julie
• Tim Sherburn as Colin, Emily, and Buck
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
• June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
• Eric Perry as Head 1 (wanna learn his new name? listen to the episode) Mr. Southers, Joe, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Introducing David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator

SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ALLI SCHLEISMAN and ROSA DELGADO of Elaine's Cooking for the Soul podcast. 

And THANK YOU to David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal podcast!

Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. 

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Remember, space monkeys, stay safe and wash your hands.... Especially if you've touched anything on the Oz 9, yuck.

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Despite Joe's best attempts to keep the Oz 9 free of ... icky things, a very large, armed, and presumably hostile icky thing has taken over the bridge.

This has just been one of those space voyages, hasn't it? 

You're listening to:

• Iri Alexander as Julie
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Eric Perry as Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
• Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily,
• And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and other music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

We have new artwork, so be sure to check out the Oz 9 shop in Tee Public. Oh go on, let your freak flag fly.

We want all our space monkeys to stay safe and well, so be sure to wash your hands regularly. If that’s becoming a drag, check out the podcast Listen, Rinse, Repeat for episodes just the right length for washing your hands. That’s Listen, Rinse, Repeat. Be well, space monkeys!

And make sure to listen for the trailer of Y2K, a fabulous podcast by Karin Heimdahl. Available on Podchaser or wherever you hear your favorite podcasts.

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Pod poetry is generally considered to be the 3rd worst in the universe. If you have a weak liver or any sort of cheese allergy, you might want to check with a doctor before listening to this episode.

You're listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Richard Cowen as Leet and Tyberius
• Iri Alexander as Julie
• Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
• ONLY Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Thanks to Allan Hopfensperger for this episode’s Naming Head One contribution.

These are some crazy times, Space Monkeys, so take care and be well!

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Beans — BIG beans — are about to be spilled aboard the Oz 9, and that could spell trouble for the crew. Especially if the beans land in a very particular way that happens to spell "trouble."

And someone aboard the Oz 9 is not doing their job. I realize I should probably narrow that down for you, as it's a hefty list, but just listen up and you'll figure it out. 

You’ve been listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer, Joe, and Head 1
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• A special guest appearance by Kyle Jones, and 
• Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator.

Thanks to Dwayne Farber of Manifestations podcast for this week’s Naming Head One contribution. And welcome to our newest patrons: Lee of Relativity Podcast, and Kim Cole of Chaotic Goodness podcast.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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What do you do when your Otologostealth X13 runs out of charge? 

That wasn't actually a rhetorical question — the manual is in Ancient Mesopotamian (we think) and none of the charging cables we have fits. Anyone?

Anyway, we say goodbye to a crewmate this episode, so get your hanky ready or use your sleeve or whatever, just prepare to have your innards stepped on in the name of emotional manipulation.

You're listening to:

• June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, and Joe
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• With Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
• Introducing Iri Alexander as Julie, with
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Thanks to Jessica Vest for this week’s suggestion for Naming Head One.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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No one said life in space would be easy. Though if they'd listened closely, the people buying seats on the Oz ships might have heard G2 officials mutter under their breath about how easy death in space was going to be ...

Anyway, it's a Thursday aboard the Oz 9, which means Leet is optimistic about their chances of survival. He's alone in that, but hey, he's a rebel. 

You're listening to:

• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Kevin Hall as Cal who we’re probably going to call Greg from now on
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
• Richard Nadolny as your narrator

Special thanks to Kiyomi for naming our zebra Greg (after her husband, so we're wondering who should be complimented and/or offended), and thanks to Dwayne for this episode's #NamingHeadOne suggestion.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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I've pretty much decided that some weeks ago, I ate the fugu, and everything since has been some sort of weird fever dream. I mean, that's the only thing that makes sense, right?

RIGHT?

You’ve been listening to:

• Kevin Hall as Cal and Greg the Zebra
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Head One
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Otherwise known as "The Origin of Colin Smith," this mini ep gives some background into-

Ah ah — you almost got me there. Nope. I'm not telling. I'm afraid you'll have to listen like it's 2020 or something.

You're listening to:

• Eric Perry as Mr. Southers
• Kevin Hall as Spotty Bosh
• and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys.

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I... we... they...

Seriously?

This is... It just... 

SERIOUSLY?

You've been listening to:

• June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
• Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Special thanks to guest star Sarah Golding as Mrs. Clara Sheffield
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Kari David and Aunt Mary Kathryn. Safe travels, sweet Space Monkeys. You’ll be missed.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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It's the holiday season aboard the Oz 9, though how that happened when they launched in spring, like, a month ago, is anyone's guess. 

But whatever the case, there's a mysterious box in Cargo Bay 7, and whether it was delivered by Santa or Satan... well, I guess you'll have to listen to find out, now won't you?

You're listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Eric Perry as Head 1, Joe, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Kevin Hall as Cal
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

A very happy holidays to you, space monkeys!

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On December 4, 2019, Oz 9 did a live show at the South Side Podfest at Bar 171 in Chicago, Illinois. 

It was the evening of the Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner. Of course, the Albatros and le Bichon Frise attended, with chaperone Cpt. Madeline, who was very upset to learn that no one with any sense at all ate the delicious-smelling food.

Thank you to Nick Mataragas and Memoriam Development for creating this fun event and putting us on the list, thank you to Bar 171 for hosting us, and thank you to those who attended. Lady Trout’s henchmen will be visiting those who didn’t laugh enough, don’t think we didn’t see you.

Special thanks to Susan Franzen and Eric Davis for traveling vast distances – though not as far as us, we’re from outer space, for crying out loud – to take on special assassin duties.

You’ve been listening to:

• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Introducing Susan Franzen as the Minx and Eric Davis as the Hound dog
• Karin Heimdahl as Lady Trout,
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline,
• And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out.

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Episode 29, in which we learn the meaning of the Scottish slang word "boaking." Repeatedly. In vivid color.

In this episode, the world has gone topsy turvy — up is down, left is right, enemies are friends...

But the fugu is still poisonous, and our crew are still idiotic and imperiled.

And there's a gecko. An amorous one. 

You’ve been listening to:

• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Head 1, and Joe
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Kevin Hall as Cal
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Time for a treat? Check out the goodies at our Etsy shop: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out!

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An episode so full of unexpected twist and turns, you should probably schedule an appointment with your chiropractor now. 

Wet sandwiches, heat-resistant foxes, and some highly suspect popcorn flavoring are the very least of the crew's problems today, so be throw on some wooly slippers, grab a nibble that doesn't fight back, and enjoy NOT being on the Oz 9. 

You've been listening to:

• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Eric Perry as Head 1, Joe, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
• Kevin Hall as Cal
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline, and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

You can join us on board the 9 – for as long as there is a 9 – by becoming a patron at Patreon.

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Does it sometimes seem like everything that is trying to kill you wants to talk to you about it first? I mean, I don't really feel like I need to connect with you on an emotional level when I'm just trying to keep breathing.

In episode 27, a very unexpected truth is revealed — but is it good news? Or very very bad indeed?

Smart money's on bad. I'm going with bad.

You're listening to:

• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Eric Perry as Head 1 and Mr. Southers
• June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Kevin Hall as Cal
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise, and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Special thanks this week to Jamie Price for the sensitivity read.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

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Earth is starting to feel the loss of its most dependable consumers, it's chaos all 'round, and I got a fricking paper cut putting this episode together, so if you want to know what it's about, well, I guess you'll just have to listen, won't you.

You've been listening to:

• Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Head 1, and Joe
• June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Kevin Hall as Matt
• Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out!

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It's the Oz 9, so of course they even manage to screw up Halloween. 

What do you do if there's an open and empty coffin in the hold of your ship? 

No, really, what do YOU do, because we've got bugger all for ideas.

You've been listening to

• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Eric Perry as Joe
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Kevin Hall as Radu the Handsome
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our Halloweeny music was composed and performed in record time by the amazing John Faley. Special thanks to Tanya Faley for her spooky hyperventilating.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Leet's in Dr. von Haber Zetzer's lab, and you know no good can come of that. Colin is lethally in need of a nap, and the Albatros is on the hunt for a husband. 

Things are weird aboard the Oz 9, and that's saying something.

You’ve been listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Kevin Hall as the Tour Guide
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Eric Perry as Head 1, Dr. von Haber Zetzer and... (dot dot dot)
• And Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

I recently had a sandwich aboard the Oz 9. It had weird stuff on it. I'm seeing double now.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, Narrator out!

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There's an assassin in memory storage ... that's just not something you hear every day, is it?

Colin's eaten a highly questionable olive, Dr. von Haber Zetzer is learning about strange cultural phenomena, and something about different kinds of peas.

It's another day aboard the Oz 9. Maybe their last day. As usual.

You're listening to:

• Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Head One
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• And introducing Kevin Hall, as Spotty Bosh.
• With Richard Nadolny as your narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley with additional arrangement by Eliott Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, space monkeys ...

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Who doesn't love a good origin story, amirite?

Here's hoping you also love a mediocre one. 

Even a sort of lousy one that involves a lot of people with fishy sounding names (you'll get that joke once you've heard it). 

This is our cameo-laden bonus episode, literally dripping with the talents of some of our favorite folks. 

You're listening to: 

• Barbara McGarry as Minister Agata Kalhoty
• Raymond Morse as Dr. Skinner
• Jessica Vest as Dr. Flounder
• Karin Heimdahl as Lady Trout
• Travis Hull as the Giant Squid
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Kevin Hall as the Armadillo, and
• Richard Nadolny as the Narrator

With sincere thanks to a bunch of VERY good sports and a thank you to all our patrons and supporters of every kind.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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I think the lesson to be learned from this episode is, if you ever attend a cocktail party at Dr. von Haber Zetzer's, maybe don't eat the appetizers.

You’ve been listening to:  

• June Clark Eubanks as Glenda  
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie 
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck  
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise 
• Richard Cowen as Leet 
• Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Mr. Southers 
• Shannon Perry as Olivia 
• And Richard Nadolny as your narrator. 

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. 

While we have you here, we’d like to take a moment to thank ALL our patrons: Michael Curtis, David Dear, Courtney Waters, Craig Edwards, Diana Wittenbrock, Emily Swanson, Frederick James, Helo Crepaldi, Jessica Vest, Julie Stewart, Karin Heimdahl, Marnie Warner, Nicole Acquavella, Raymond Morse, RJ Stonecipher, Talon Stradley, Thobias Thorsell, Timothy Raemakers, Travis and Shannon Hull, Wilder Goldberger, Nick Wesselman, Fishbonius Sound Design, and Kari David. We truly appreciate your support! 

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Name three animals that can see in the dark.

What happens when an animal that couldn't... suddenly can? Given that it's happening aboard the Oz 9, my guess is that it isn't good.

Strange things are afoot aboard our ship, and most of them are the crew.

You’ve been listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Tim Sherburn as Dick, Colin, and Emily
• Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer and Head 1
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Martin
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• And Richard Nadolny as your narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Until next time, space monkeys, Narrator out.

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You're never going to guess what's going on aboard the Oz 9...

Well, yes, you're right, they are in danger of their lives...

And yes, right again, they've made a bunch of dumb mistakes that got them here...

Ok, FINE, I guess you can guess, smart ass, congratulations. 

You've been listening to: 

• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily 
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros 
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise 
• Richard Cowen as Leet 
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna 
• Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Head 1 
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline,  J
• ohn Faley as Brandon the YouTuber, and
• Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator. 

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Thanks as ever to our wonderful patrons. If you'd like to show your support of Oz 9, check out our sites on Etsy and TeePublic for very fun merch, or consider becoming a patron and getting some nifty rewards. 

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It's the much-awaited (or not really), highly anticipated (or sort of mediumly anticipated) Full Cast Q & A, including the guy who does our music!

We had a rare opportunity to gather the entire cast of Oz 9 together in one room, so we quickly made a plan to cast even more doubts on our status as functioning adults by making everyone answer questions. 

Thanks to some awesome patrons and Podcast Junkie discord server family, we had fun questions to ask, answer, and not have a clue about. 

So much gratitude to Kyle Jones, Raymond Morse, Jessica Vest, Travis Hull, Paul Nicholls, and Eddie Louise Clark for the fantastic Qs (and we apologize in advance for our As). 

You're listening to:

• Bonnie Brantley
• Richard Nadolny
• Eric Perry
• Richard Cowen
• June Clark Eubanks
• Aaron Clark
• Tim Sherburn
• John Faley 
• Shannon Perry

Our theme music (which "perfectly sets the tone," thank you, Kyle) is by John Faley. There are a couple of spoilers within, so if you haven't heard all of Season 1, you may want to do that first. 

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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A behind-the-scenes, into-the-chaos peek into how Oz 9 gets made and why it's .... the way it is.

There are some spoilers here, so be sure you listen to the whole of Season 1 (maybe 2 or 3 times) before you take this on.

You've been listening to:

• Eric Perry (Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Head 1, Mr. Southers)
• Bonnie Brantley (Jessie, Donna, Lucretia Nibble-Biscuit)
• Shannon Perry (Madeline, Olivia)
• Richard Nadolny (Narrator)

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Oz 9 podcast is on a hiatus between seasons one and two, but you didn't think you were getting off the hook that easily, did you?

Goodness, no. 

In this spoiler-ridden, one-f-bomb-droppin' bonus episode (and we use the word "bonus" with some optimism), four of our cast members chat about life aboard the Oz 9. 

Join:

June Clark Eubanks (the Albatros and Glenda) Aaron Clark (le Bichon Frise and Ben) Tim Sherburn (Colin, Emily/Head two, Buck Nubbins) and Richard Cowen (Leet)

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Somewhere aboard the Oz 9, a bomb is ticking. Actually, a crap-ton of things are going wrong aboard the Oz 9; this is just the biggest and most likely to kill our crew the soonest.

It's the final episode of Season 1, and our crew is, yes, yes, let's say it all together shall we? in mortal peril. 

The difference this time is – if they don't survive it, we might not either. 

You’re listening to:

• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer and Head One
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna, and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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Thanks to Jessica Vest for submitting her awesome sandwich recipe, which we double-dog dare her to try.

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If you've ever been in mortal peril, you know the most crucial decision you'll make in that situation is your choice of writing implement. 

No? Well, that makes you smarter than this crowd, but before your head swells up just in time for bikini season, remember, we are talking about the dumbest bunch of sofa cushions ever to have their own theme song.

Things have never been good aboard the failing, flailing Oz 9, but they've recently taken a turn for the worse. And, given that all the left-side engines are out, they just keep turning.

With just 2 episodes left in Season 1 of Oz 9, the crew is running out of time. Join us as they waste a bunch of it, trying to survive another day.

You're listening to:

• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Eric Perry as Joe and Head One
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Does anyone have any gum? I had garlic fugu for lunch.

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You know that one colleague at work who is just hopeless? Tries earnestly to do the job, help out, and be useful, but usually ends up spilling his beer on the control panel and shorting out half the city? Yeah, would you mind taking him back because WE HAVE ENOUGH IDIOTS UP HERE, THANKS.

Sorry.

Seriously the best part of this whole episode is when someone named Kenzie tries to order Thai food. 

You've been listening to: 

• Kenzie Whipkey as herself
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna
• Eric Perry as Joe and Mr. Southers
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

If you like Oz 9 and would like to help support us, first, get some professional help, then check out our shop on TeePublic and our shop on Etsy, or consider becoming a patron. We’d also love a review on Apple Podcasts or whatever podcatcher you prefer. You can also come hang out with us and a bunch of much cooler podcasters and fans on Discord!

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It's that kind of day, innit? One minute, you're out having a quick ciggie next to the tip, and then the world goes all wobbly, and suddenly you're aboard someone else's spaceship, only it's held together with duct tape and optimism and crewed by the biggest bunch of idiots who ever graced the skies, and there's something ... or possibly someone ... all over your boots.

Big thanks to the Mark Restuccia of the Best in Galaxy podcast for lending us C4 for a while.

You can have him back now.

• You've been listening to:
• Eric Perry as Joe and Head One
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.
• Guest starring Mark Restuccia as C4 and Stooch

This mini-episode fits in a wormhole somewhere between episodes 16 and 17. Or maybe 17 and 18. Or maybe 4 and 42, who knows?

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Have we said yet that we have a website with fun stuff on it? https://oz-9.com

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The episode that finally answers the critical question: why do robots climb like cows?

There's an arm under the sofa, Jessie's dangling from a shelf in Maintenance Bay 15, and we learn what ligatures are for.

It's, like, Day 7? 8? aboard the Oz 9, and things haven't gotten any better. Does anyone know a good pycnologist?

You've been listening to:

• Aaron Clark is le Bichon Frise
• June Eubanks is the Albatros and Glenda
• Bonnie Brantley is Jessie and Donna
• Eric Perry is Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer
• Tim Sherburn is Colin and Emily
• Richard Cowen is Leet
• Shannon Perry is Olivia and Madeline and
• Richard Nadolny is your Narrator 

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Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Assistance with French was provided by the Butler family; sadly, pronunciation was not. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

The cast would like to thank our most recent new patrons, Mel Hartman, Emily Swanson, and Travis Hull.

If you'd like to help support Oz 9 (and boy howdy do we need support – also duct tape and neosporin), you can become a patron and get some fun rewards and stuff on our Patreon page.  

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'Allo, little piggies! 

The notorious assassin le Bichon Frise is circling our crew like a vulture who hopes his prey drops soon because he's tired and hungry and a little cranky and frankly probably a little dehydrated and his blood sugar's low, he just knows it, and this dry desert air is doing NOTHING for his skin.

He's ready to do some assassaning, but this bloody crew just will not cooperate. 

Oh, and pod 666 just popped open, so it's anyone's guess what happens next. 

Featuring the talents of:

• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2
• Eric Perry as Joe, Head 1, and Mr. Southers
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Bought any fun Oz 9 stuff yet? G'wan, let your nerd flag fly!

ETSY: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com

TEEPUBLIC: https://www.teepublic.com/user/oz9

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Here's a shocker: the Oz 9 crew's lives are in danger. Suffocation, toxic gas, a loose assassin, the risk of being crushed under their own denseness – perils lurk around every corner and certainly between slices of bread.

Still, they've managed to make it through 14 episodes, so there may be hope for them yet.

Oh, who are we kidding. These people would starve to death on a broken carousel. 

You've been listening to:

• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 or “Emily”
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Eric Perry as Joe and Head 1
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline and
• Introducing June Clark Eubanks as Glenda
• Richard Nadolny, is your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

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It's late, and there's an assassin loose aboard the Oz 9, but Leet isn't going to let that interrupt his conversation with sleeping people. 

After all, in at least a dozen conversations, only one of them called him stupid.

Leet really REALLY needs a pen pal.

You're listening to:

• Richard Sherburn as Leet
• Aaron Clark as Ben
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

Thanks as always to all our patrons, and welcome to our two newest, David Dear and James Jamtaas! You can be cool like David and James by becoming a patron of Oz 9 on Patreon. 

So I've been re-doing these show notes all morning, and I'm only up to ep 14.5. I wish I could doodle...

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Captain Jessie is now aboard the Oz 9, which is great, except she brought her assassin with her, and he's managed to get a hold of some fairly crucial information about the Oz 9. But he's kind of an idiot, so ... there's that.

Will our pointless but slightly endearing crew survive? More importantly, who will hire the Narrator if they don't?

You've been listening to:

• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Richard Cowen as Leet T
• im Sherburn as Colin and Head 2
• Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers, and Head 1
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator (email for rates)

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley, with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

So..... what do you want to talk about? <hums tunelessly>

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You know how the little fluffy dogs are always the meanest? Well, this bichon frise is no exception. He's coming for Captain Jessie, and things are looking bad for the fearless, tartan-clad leader of the 6748. 

Join our intrepid — sorry, that's insipid, — crew as they try to help Jessie *pouf* her way to safety.

With:

• Richard Cowen as Leet
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Eric Perry as Joe
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
• Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and
• Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/.

If you've read this far in the show notes, give yourself a gold star. You can cash it in when you become utterly unemployable, due to having all your brain cells sucked dry by this tripe.

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Want to help the Oz 9 limp safely to a terraformable planet? Or at least stay up in space rather than plummeting noisily to a fiery conclusion (sorry, Sweden!)? You can support us by buying Oz 9 merchandise or becoming a patron on Patreon. 

Thank you!

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What happens when a homicidal, two-headed robot gets shoved into an empty (empty??) storage bay without arms or hope of release?

Good question. Listen in and find out. 

As always, huge thanks to all our Patrons!

You're listening to:

• Eric Perry as Head One
• Tim Sherburn as Head Two
• Richard Nadolny as you Narrator

Our theme music and other music was composed and performed by John Faley.

Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

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