Bad Movies Rule!

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James & Charles recap Dr. No to see where it all started and find out if it still holds up today.

Dr. No stars Sean Connery, Ursula Andress, Sylvia Trench, and Joseph Wiseman.

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James, Ryan, and Clint power through another late-night Bad Movies Rule! Mailbag, fueled by the greatest fans in the game and the world’s most hype intro song. They kick things off by ripping open a package from Jason at Alamo City Comics — the first three issues of his crowdfunded comic Mercer (autographed and Punisher-vibes approved).

Voicemails include a dead-ringer “Double S” (Sly Stallone?) praising Rhinestone and their favorite-actor episodes, plus first-time caller Falcon catching up on the entire back catalog. Emails bring everything from an uncle’s Holmes & Watson trauma (and the subsequent bad-movie intervention), Curt Mummer’s snail-sex deep dive and 24 Hours of Lemons racing glory, multiple passionate “In Defense of The Crow” breakdowns (Brandon Lee tragedy, studio rush job, and the infamous cut Skull Cowboy character), Jaws: The Revenge shark-conspiracy theories, starter horror movie tier lists for kids, and a gloriously uncomfortable sexy fanfic written just for Ryan Mattila.

Bill calls in with a heartfelt Bunraku apology (and a plea to give the movie a proper full-episode shot), while the guys Google-Translate their way through Latin prayers, correct Walker Texas Ranger lore, and brainstorm apocalypse-riff movies.

As always, the crew is equal parts tired, wired, and endlessly grateful.

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The Bad Movies Rule! crew revisits their very first episode with a full Street Fighter (1994) redux — this time with fresh eyes from guests Rachel and Dave, who are watching the movie (and barely know the game) for the first time. James, Chuck, and Brian guide them through the glorious chaos of Jean-Claude Van Damme as Guile, Raul Julia’s career-best (and final) turn as M. Bison, Kylie Minogue in a tiny outfit, a floating video-game chair, human-bone chandeliers, stealth boats, and more quotable nonsense than you can shake a Hadouken at. Expect non-stop laughs, game-to-movie comparisons, the most iconic “for me, it was Tuesday” speech in cinema history, and the crew’s signature awards segment. One of the most beloved “bad movie that rules” titles in the BMR catalog gets the fresh-perspective treatment it always deserved. Bison bucks accepted.

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In this week’s mailbag, James and Ryan (Clint is apparently still a ghost) record from the half-finished new studio while celebrating the show’s 5th anniversary. They open physical mail first, including a postcard from Aaron J. featuring murderous cholla cactus “murder pickles” and a package from Andrew Sparks that literally exploded in transit… but contained one of the coolest gifts BMR has ever received: an American flag that was flown over Truist Park (Atlanta Braves stadium) specifically for the show. The guys are genuinely floored and already planning where it’s going to live permanently in the new studio.

They also finally explain the long-running “Grass Lake Road” inside joke (it’s not a movie, it’s Bob’s personal road to hell in Antioch, Illinois), answer Sheila’s question about which movie set they’d spend a week on (The Mummy vs. The Expendables 2), read voicemails about James Bond theme ratings, thermodynamics in Surviving the Game, historical accuracy in A Knight’s Tale, Bam Bam Bigelow stories, kids’ intro horror movies, and more. Plus: a passionate defense of the show from a listener, suggestions for Heavyweights and Bushwhacked, and a full-on rant about the 2018 Sesame Street special When You Wish Upon a Pickle that may have broken James permanently.

As always, the guys read every email, voicemail, and piece of physical mail you send, thank the patrons making the new studio possible, and remind everyone how to get in touch (details in the description). A chaotic, gift-filled, laugh-out-loud mailbag perfect for the 5th anniversary week.

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After barely surviving Jaws 3D, the Bad Movies Rule crew immediately chains into Jaws: The Revenge (aka Jaws 4) for a full-franchise double-header marathon. James is joined by Brian (Samurai Movie Jam), Ryan Ferrell, and Bob Houser as they rip through the infamous sequel where the great white shark develops psychic powers, a personal vendetta against the entire Brody bloodline, and a habit of roaring like a pissed-off dinosaur.

They go full scene-by-scene through the Christmas Eve dock attack, telepathic Ellen Brody flashbacks, Michael Caine’s charming pilot Hoagie, Mario Van Peebles’ unhinged Jamaican scientist Jake, snail-sex research, banana-boat carnage, and one of the most gloriously stupid boat-ramming climaxes in cinema history. Expect nonstop laughs about voodoo sharks, Lorraine Gary’s intensity, Lance Guest’s charm, and whether this is actually better than Jaws 3. If the shark doesn't rule, at least it roars.

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This is an extended sample from our full 2+ hour discussion on The Crow, and we can't wait to talk about Brandon Lee's cult classic. Want the whole thing? Click the link below to become a Patreon supporter!

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James, Nicole, Clint & Mattila recap the Crow to decide if it deserves it's title as a 90s cult classic or was it overhyped?

The Crow stars Brandon Lee, Michael Wincott, Rochelle Davis, Ernie Hudson, and David Patrick Kelly.

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James, Ryan, and Clint rip open the Bad Movies Rule! mailbag once again! This episode is packed with physical mail magic: a mouth-watering care package from Josh Bowman at Smokey Tony’s BBQ in North Carolina (complete with their signature dry rub and huge live show news for July), The Room + The Disaster Artist DVDs, an emotional support pickle plushie that sends James into a tailspin, and a glowing inflatable ghost light that’s already haunting the studio in April.

Listeners deliver the goods too — defending their ride-or-die “bad” movies (UHF and its legendary Twinkie Wiener Sandwich, Ernest Scared Stupid, Cool as Ice, Equilibrium, Flintstones Vegas, and Casper), sharing wild family stories (a mom’s Ricochet fast-forward freakout and a dad’s front-bear-hug bar-fight suplex), revealing one fan was literally conceived after his parents watched Rambo: First Blood Part II, plus tons of suggestions (Homefront, rollerblade movies, more Charlie Sheen, Jet Li/DMX bangers). Hawaiian Steve, Australian Justin on Anzac Day, trucker Joshua, and more chime in with laughs, compliments, and the usual chaos.

We also get the latest on the repurposed counter (now tracking episodes since someone screwed up the awards), the new Patreon James Bond series “Die Another Episode,” and plenty of classic BMR banter, work stories, and pickle-related trauma. Grab a snack (maybe some dry rub on chicken) and join the fun!

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The Bad Movies Rule crew dives headfirst into the murky waters of Jaws 3-D (1983) — the one where the shark crashes SeaWorld, Dennis Quaid runs parkour laps around the lagoon, and the 3D effects look like they were shot on a Super 8 camera pointed at cardboard cutouts.

James, Brian, Bob, and Ryan Farrell suffer through (and occasionally enjoy) the slowest, chunkiest great white in franchise history, bumper boat carnage, dolphin defenders, a grenade-pulling scene for the ages, and enough Leah Thompson chemistry to make you forget the movie’s body count is shockingly low. They roast the effects, debate whether cocaine explains Dennis Quaid’s intensity, pitch a far superior remake starring Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. an orca, and hand out the usual awards.

Is Jaws 3-D a misunderstood cheesy delight or just a bad movie, full stop?

Grab your snorkel, avoid the undersea kingdom tunnels, and join the boys for another hilarious scene-by-scene takedown!

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In this special video Mailbag episode of Bad Movies Rule!, the crew (James, Clint, Ryan, and the gang) finally films the unboxing in their new studio and it’s a total fan gift overload! They tear into a mountain of physical mail featuring Buc-ee’s Beaver Nuggets (spicy, white cheddar, and cinnamon varieties), multiple Lego sets including two Back to the Future DeLoreans, Batmobiles, and a killer Spaceballs Winnebago/Eagle 5, plus awesome movie posters (Last Starfighter scroll, Tremors, Conan the Barbarian, and more).

Matt Mulholland absolutely crushes it with a massive haul: signed posters, a signed print, rare DVDs for future BMR Reacts and Horror Reel (Special Dead, Rock ‘n’ Roll High School Forever double feature, Holmes & Watson), and even screenwriter contact info. The team also digs into listener emails (favorite rom-coms like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, 10 Things I Hate About You, and Pretty Woman), workplace stories, Norman’s art prompt request for Clint, and standout voicemails—including Jason’s incredible Star Wars Episode I deployment story (guarding the actual film canisters in Saudi Arabia under armed escort!).

Full of classic BMR banter, studio decorating plans, and nonstop gratitude for the community that keeps the show alive. If you’ve ever wanted to see the crew lose it over snacks, Legos, and legendary fan support, this is the episode for you!

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In the brand-new Bad Movies Rule! studio (finally!), James, Clint, Curt, and Joe dive into the 1994 Ice-T vehicle Surviving the Game — a “most dangerous game” thriller packed with Rutger Hauer, Gary Busey at his most unhinged, F. Murray Abraham, John C. McGinley, and Charles S. Dutton.

The crew celebrates the move with dumpster-diving gags, shopping-cart beef debates, endless Gary Busey dog-story impressions, and a full-throated takedown of Ice-T’s… unique… leading-man performance. Expect fire-lit cabin chaos, cliff-jumping logic holes, one of the greatest dinner scenes in bad-movie history, and the boys wondering how this stacked cast somehow made a movie that’s equal parts thrilling and ridiculous.

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James, Clint, and Ryan are in the brand-new studio digging into a mountain of physical mail, including a hilarious Key West postcard with a spicy life hack, mega sour candies that destroy faces, Tennessee treats (beef jerky, Goo Goo Clusters, and a surprise pickle monster drawing from a listener's daughter), Deez Nuts from Arkansas, and an epic UK care package full of Jammy Dodgers, Hobnobs, Cadbury goodies, and teacakes.

Heartfelt letters include a listener who kicked cancer's ass while watching the show during chemo, another who found joy and sobriety through BMR after hitting rock bottom, and stories of family movie memories with granddads and Bruce Lee. Plus voicemails about Rambo Nintendo games, Hollywood theories (LL Cool J can never die?), Navy life, and more. We laugh, we get emotional, we eat way too much junk food, and we celebrate the BMRmy. Send physical mail to PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 — it gets opened first!

If you love bad movies, big laughs, and real community, this one's for you.

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This week on Bad Movies Rule, join James, Bob, Curt, and Farrell as they tackle a world gone mad after "The Cancellation," where roving gangs of themed Nazis (yes, really), praying-mantis-style cult leaders, leper chainsaw mutants, a ballerina gas mask guy, a telekinetic cult leader with laser eyes, and a bridge-guarding Popeye impersonator who multiplies when dismembered all coexist in glorious nonsense.

Sandahl Bergman struts through the chaos in one of the most unforgettable (and barely-there) costumes of the '80s, while the plot ricochets from flea markets to pig pens, from poison chili to vampire dog people, and from plastic hammock prisons to a final Home Alone-style bridge battle.

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if someone threw Mad Max, Conan the Barbarian, The Warriors, and a acid trip into a blender, this is the movie for you. Unpredictable, ridiculous, and strangely watchable in the worst way possible — this one had the crew repeatedly asking “What the hell is happening?” every five minutes.

A true "you have to see it to believe it" bad movie that somehow still rules.

Grab your yellow rubber gloves, avoid the farmer’s market sluts, and settle in for one of the most bonkers rides in BMR history.

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The crew is back in the brand-new studio for a jam-packed Mailbag full of wild fan mail! James, Clint, and Ryan open a giant tube to reveal a killer Last Action Hero poster, then crack open Navy challenge coins from a veteran listener… only to discover one very unfortunate (and hilarious) Popeye dick pin that instantly breaks the #1 rule of the new mailbag song.

The highlights keep coming with DJ Campbell’s massive care package: Poultrygeist, Don’t Breathe 1 & 2, Adam Sandler movies, Nightmare Before Christmas goodies, a baby rattle for James' granddaughter, and an absolute mountain of snacks that kicks off a full-scale pickle debate.

Emails and voicemails deliver movie suggestions, Payback and Down Periscope love, Jaws sequel hype, a record-breaking $30 box office bomb story, and the Tone Loc roast that had everyone losing it. Plus plenty of new studio vibes and praise for the updated mailbag theme.

If you love opening packages, ridiculous laughs, and great listener stories, this Mailbag episode is one you don’t want to miss!

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The Bad Movies Rule! crew closes out their old studio with a scene-by-scene breakdown of 1985’s Rambo: First Blood Part II. Joined by guests Bob Hauser, Ryan Farrell, and Curt, they unpack Stallone’s one-man army rampage through Vietnam—glistening muscles, exploding arrows, pirate boat betrayals, and “we get to win this time” catharsis—while dishing production trivia and handing out awards.

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This is an extended sample from our full 2+ hour discussion on Kill Bill Vol 1, and we can't wait to talk about The Bride cutting a path to revenge. Want the whole thing? Click the link below to become a Patreon supporter!

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James, Nicole, Clint & Farrell recap the first Kill Bill movie, and surprisingly it's more of a spirited fight than James anticipated because someone came in steaming mad about how much they hated this movie! Is it as good as we remember, or does this movie sink upon rewatch?

Kill Bill Vol. 1 stars Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Daryl Hannah, Lucy Liu, Vivica A. Fox, and Michael Madsen.

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The Bad Movies Rule! crew dives into the gloriously ridiculous 1993 cult flop Surf Ninjas. James, Brian, Ryan, and first-timer Rachel roast Rob Schneider’s suspiciously adult high schooler, Leslie Nielsen’s bumbling cyborg colonel, magic Sega Game Gears, moto-surfing with oars, exploding houses, and one very determined elephant. Expect maximum Kwantsu Dudes chaos and the eternal debate: bad movie that rules… or just plain bad?

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Welcome back to another Mailbag episode of Bad Movies Rule! This week, the BMRmy brings the heat—literally. Mueller steps in as a guest, while Ryan makes the fatal mistake of eating a 9 million Scoville Nitro Gummy Bear right out of the gate . In between Ryan’s escalating internal agony, the guys take a somber moment to process the recent passing of an absolute legend: Chuck Norris .

Episode Highlights:

• The Nitro Challenge: Ryan suffers through the entire episode after consuming a "Little Nitro" gummy bear sent in by a listener . We check in on his melting insides regularly .

• RIP Chuck Norris: Multiple callers write in to mourn the loss of the iconic martial artist and actor . The crew discusses his legendary status, his reputation as a genuinely good guy, and teases an upcoming tribute episode .

• Wild Celebrity Encounters: Listeners share amazing stories about running into Jesse Ventura at a San Diego tattoo shop and Marshawn Lynch dropping hundreds at a Buffalo strip club .

• Unboxing the Mail: The guys receive a mysterious mini Transformers poster in a tube and some authentic Canadian maple syrup from British Columbia .

• Cinema Debates & Movie "Dicks": The mailbag sparks hilarious conversations about the best characters named "Dick" in cinema history, debates over messy Transformers CGI, and whether the T-Rex or Triceratops is the superior dinosaur .

  
  

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Attention, BMRmy! This week on Bad Movies Rule, we're trading dry land for the rusted-out hull of a diesel sub as we dive into the 1996 naval comedy, Down Periscope. The crew—along with special guest Mel from the kids' table—breaks down all the nautical nonsense and submarine tropes we can handle.

Episode Highlights:

• A Questionable Command: We discuss Kelsey Grammer's pirate-like tactics, his clash with Admiral Graham (Bruce Dern), and the ongoing debate surrounding his infamous tattoo.

• Maximum Intensity: We debate Rob Schneider's performance as the wannabe-hardass XO, Pascal, and whether he dialed his intensity up to an 11 or if he was just in a completely different movie.

  
  

• Musical Whales: Uncovering the shocking (and highly scientific) revelation that whales might actually just be huge fans of Kenny G.

• The Ultimate Defense Strategy: Chuck pitches his completely foolproof, 12-star-admiral plan to catch enemy submarines using a massive trans-Atlantic net.

Plus, we dive into our weekly honors, battling it out over who takes home the Will Patton Award for Intensity , the Trash Can Full of Dirt Award , the One Scene Wonder , and the prestigious Steve James Award for Best Supporting Actor. Grab your hot mops and duct tape, because it's time to kick this pig and leave 'em squealing from the feeling!

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The BMR crew read and react to fan mail from around the world—including recommendations for John Carpenter horror films (Prince of Darkness, In the Mouth of Madness) and GMR picks (The Full Monty, Room, Requiem for a Dream), a heartfelt note from a Finnish listener asking about host Ryan's family heritage tied to "Mattila/Matala," praise for their Death Warrant episode, wrestling Mount Rushmore debates (Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, Ric Flair, Undertaker, and more), celebrity encounter stories (like spotting Ryan Reynolds), opinions on Rob Zombie's directing style, divorce reflections tied to movie memories (Con Air as a honeymoon film), and a wild voicemail showdown involving "Lord V" drama and an over-the-top scream story about Robin Williams.

The hosts also take a deep dive into Google Street View comparing Leeds, Alabama (complete with the infamous "Pants Store," one-story buildings, junkyards, and quirky local spots) versus Leeds, UK—declaring the UK version the clear winner. They discuss listener-submitted song ideas for the show, share laughs over voicemails (including one that could have been a hit if submitted earlier).

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Bad Movies Rule! dives headfirst into Michael Bay’s 2007 Transformers with hosts James, Stephanie, plus Dave and Ryan. The crew goes scene-by-scene through the Allspark hunt, messy robot transformations, military explosions, Shia LaBeouf’s anxious energy, and the legendary Megan Fox Camaro moment. They roast the over-the-top CGI fights, celebrate Bernie Mac’s car-lot hustle, riff on Bumblebee’s radio playlist, and debate whether this is a “bad movie that rules” or just a straight-up good popcorn blockbuster. Expect nostalgia, hot takes, family banter, and the usual awards chaos—because even giant robots can’t escape the podcast’s loving roast.

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The Bad Movies Rule! crew goes fancy for this mailbag with Clint Busch and special in-studio guest Katie Busch (yes, the one who sets the Katie test standard). Physical mail finally floods in: killer posters (Rollerboys, Tommy Boy, Hands of Steel), a NES game, bizarre DVDs, and the most dangerous candy drop yet—Little Nitro world’s hottest gummy bears that immediately torch Clint’s mouth while everyone else watches in horror. Listeners recommend Bigfoot Hitler Sam Elliott, KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, Year One (which nobody likes), Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Howard the Duck (already done), and Son of the Mask. Epic listener stories include a childhood airport encounter with Andre the Giant courtesy of a chiropractor dad who treated pro wrestlers, plus the usual chaos: fake city tours of Thousand Oaks, CA, R.L. Stine’s Pumpkinhead roast, Arnold legacy sequel hype, depression shout-outs, and one very long email that gets partially skipped. Hot candy trauma, poster hauls, and family-approved vibes—classic BMR mailbag energy.

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The Bad Movies Rule! crew—James, Chuck, Dave, and Joe—rips through Jean-Claude Van Damme’s 1990 prison thriller Death Warrant scene by scene. Van Damme stars as undercover cop Burke sent into a chaotic lockup to investigate mysterious inmate deaths tied to a secret organ-harvesting ring run by guards and the terrifying Sandman. The episode is packed with roasts of the shaky fight choreography (including the infamous wrench beatdown and fire deaths), massive plot holes, awkward romance with Amanda, questionable prison “realism,” and Van Damme’s signature shirtless flexing. Tangents explode on banana bread, “I’ll be back” thugs, inmate brothels, peanut-shell etiquette, and whether Burke actually saves anyone. They hand out awards, read patron takes, and debate if this is a bad movie straight up or something more ridiculous.

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This is an extended sample from our spin-off Patreon show Trashterpiece Theater, which covers movies rated at 3.5 and under on IMDb.

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Mueller hosts, and is joined by Curt, Joe & Farrell, as they recap the movie about a killer Sasquatch and a native hunter with phantom arrows? I'm not really sure, I watched it in five times speed, but these guys will give you the low down.

Suburban Sasquatch stars Sue Lynn Sanchez, Bill Ushler, Dave Bonavita, and Juan Fernandez.

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The Bad Movies Rule! crew is back for a wild mailbag with zero physical letters (thanks Ryan), a room full of beaver nugget spray, and Kurt officially crowned everyone’s favorite host. Listeners weigh in on the mailbag song lyrics (“I was stoned by a Christmas tree” gets multiple theories), Bob accidentally saves a dog’s life with his terrible opinions, a son drives to the wrong Burlington, Ricky from Oklahoma confesses to paying a Sloth-lookalike kid to scream “BEES!” at old ladies, and Kyle shares his epic Bill Goldberg weigh-in photo story. Plus: a Japanese voicemail nobody can understand, an attempted mailbag theme song that ends with “toys in my ass,” an F Mary Kill with three Jennifers, airport celebrity sightings, and RJ begging the guys to stop chewing into the mics. Pure chaos, zero filter, and exactly why we do mailbags.

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This episode we follow grieving dad Ed Harley (Lance Henriksen) as he digs up an ancient revenge demon to punish the dirt-biking idiots who accidentally killed his young son — complete with killer practical effects, swamp-witch rituals, and atmospheric lightning-streaked kills. What begins as a horror breakdown quickly derails into legendary tangents about cornfield nightmares, mono-cropping ethics, whether Joel belongs in jail for vehicular kid manslaughter, and exactly how Wisconsin handles edibles (spoiler: rectally, off the backs of cows). They hand out awards, read patron reviews, and ultimately debate if this atmospheric creature feature is a hidden gem or just a gloriously “bad movie that rules.” One of the funniest, most unhinged episodes yet.

Hosts: James Hauser, Bob Hauser, Grace Wire, Ryan Mattila

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This is an extended sample from our full 2+ hour discussion on X-MEN, and Hugh Jackman's first outing as Wolverine. Want the whole thing? Click the link below to become a Patreon supporter!

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Dave, Curt & James recap the first X-men movie ever and try to determine if the last 25 years have helped or hurt this movie. As big fans of the franchise, there were some missteps, but overall did the movie do more good than bad?

X-Men stars Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Halle Berry, James Mardsen and Famke Jansen.

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In this chaotic mailbag episode, the BMR crew dives into listener voicemails, emails, and physical mail—including a Bucky's care package full of beaver nuggets, jerky, and room freshener from Sparky, plus a hilarious "HR audit" letter from Mandy Colin. They tackle movie theories like the real villain in Con Air, Star Wars Episode III memories, suggestions for Jumanji and Pure Luck, and celebrity encounter stories involving Motorhead. Amid detours on driving routes, singing "How Do I Live," and beaver nugget scents, the gang shares laughs, defends their awards system, and teases future episodes on franchises like TMNT 3 and Walker, Texas Ranger. International fans from the UK and Norway chime in, proving bad movies unite the world.

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Tommy Boy (1995) unleashes Chris Farley as the lovable man-child Tommy Callahan, who teams up with David Spade to save the family brake-pad factory from ruin! This ‘90s comedy classic mixes road-trip chaos, epic fat jokes, and a plot as simple as a sales call. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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In this chaotic mailbag episode, James, Mattila, and Clint dive into listener submissions with zero filter—kicking off with a call for fan-made jingles to replace the absent theme song (submit yours or face the ban list!). Physical mail steals the show: an anonymous Washington sender drops epic posters for Rhinestone and Space Truckers, while Matt Mulholland hooks them up with Tommy Want Wingy beer (perfect for the upcoming Tommy Boy ep), gummy pickles (James dodges, Ryan chows down), and a hilariously personal bidet sprayer for Ryan's "gateway to better butthole days." Emails and voicemails flood in with Twilight trivia resolutions (Dakota Fanning in two scenes only!), wild celebrity tales (Hammer Fall encounters in Sweden, a heartfelt Paul Di'Anno meetup before his passing, a Hulk #2 stuntman story from a listener's dad, and a near-miss with Dolly Parton at a buffet). Send your mail, voicemails, or packages to keep the madness rolling!

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Con Air (1997) loads Nicolas Cage onto a hijacked prison plane full of the worst criminals in America—John Malkovich’s psycho Cyrus, Steve Buscemi’s creepy Garland Greene, and a cast of lunatics flying toward freedom! This ‘90s action extravaganza mixes over-the-top stunts, one-liners that soar, and a plot as high-octane as the engines. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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This is an extended sample from our full 2+ hour discussion on REVENGE OF THE SITH. Want the whole thing? Click the link and become a Patreon supporter!

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We have reassembled the foursome of Star Wars nerds to tackle the final movie in the prequel trilogy - and we have a special guest, James' son in law Jared at the kids table. Will they all agree that ROTS is the best one yet or will they continue the roast?

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith stars Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson and Ian McDiarmid

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James, Clint, and a delightfully unhinged Ryan (flipping between Nice Matilla and Evil Mattila) tear into a stacked mailbag overflowing with physical treasures and listener gold. They unbox a killer book on VHS-era gems, custom-painted D&D minis from Leroy, and Norman’s legendary swag haul—including tees and a heartfelt, calligraphy-wrapped letter about his uncle’s dementia-fueled Punisher DVD gift (complete with Ryan’s improvised British accent). Emails spark debates on good movies with dumb plots (Thanos, Lake Placid), bit-part actors who bombed as leads (Tom Arnold, Pauly Shore), and the eternal Will Patton Intensity Award controversy from Rhinestone. Voicemails bring UK time-travel vibes from Vicky (prompting a live Google Maps joyride through Leeds, complete with Popeyes, Chick-fil-A, and Victorian arcades), a heartfelt Dolly Parton incognito meet-cute from Zhoggy, and a passionate defense of Escanaba in da Moonlight. Song changes, celebrity stories, weather roasts, and zero chill round out the chaos—proving once again that bad movies (and even better mail) rule!

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Lake Placid (1999) unleashes a giant man-eating crocodile on a sleepy Maine lake—where Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Brendan Gleeson, and Betty White face off against teeth, tail whips, and a plot that’s all bite and no brains! This ‘90s creature feature mixes cheesy effects, one-liners, and a monster that’s more snack than scare. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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In this fiery mailbag episode, James, Ryan, and the crew kick off with off-key singing, Parcheesi invites, and a deep dive into frozen pizza nostalgia—from stacking Jack's pizzas to debating Roma vs. Tombstone. Things heat up literally when they open listener mail featuring "Flaming Anus" chocolate infused with Carolina Reaper peppers, leading to hilarious reactions, hiccups, and James's epic meltdown (spoiler: it builds for minutes!). Listeners chime in with voicemails spotting wires in Space Truckers and emails praising exposition in classics like Star Wars, Terminator, Pulp Fiction, and Raiders of the Lost Ark, while pitching wild ideas like an R-rated Home Alone on Purge Night. A passionate Avatar defense highlights its worldbuilding parallels to Lord of the Rings, plus suggestions for movies like If Looks Could Kill and Dead Alive. The gang tackles Seagal's Aikido roots, age-gap debates in films like Summer School, and fan faves including The Crow, The Island, Toy Soldiers, and Hackers. Weather reports from chilly callers, Discord shoutouts, and closing banter round out the chaos—proving bad movies (and spicy mail) rule!

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Rhinestone (1984) pairs Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton in a fish-out-of-water country music comedy—where a tough New York cabbie tries to become a star with a little help from a Nashville queen! This ‘80s gem mixes bad singing, big hair, and a plot as sparkly as a rhinestone jacket. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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In this lively mailbag episode, James, Clint, and a freshly trimmed Ryan Mattila dive into listener emails and voicemails, kicking things off with a brand-new theme song shoutout. Fans share spooky childhood stories tied to Halloween 3's Silver Shamrock jingle, debate Minnesota sports woes, and pitch movie picks like Crimson Tide for good films, The Others for horror, and The Warrior and the Sorceress for bad movie gems. The crew laughs over near-divorce tales from introducing Tank Girl to spouses, explores if The Godfather trilogy still reigns as the ultimate "man's movie" compared to modern action flicks, and breaks down the entire Rambo series in hilarious detail. Rants fly about Avatar's box office billions (with calls for fraud investigations), Beastmaster 2's wild plot holes and time-travel absurdities, Snyder fan frustrations, and even a quick history lesson on Quaaludes. Weather reports from chilly callers, movie mash-up ideas like Dawn of the Dead meets Mallrats, and deep dives into Airheads' concert logistics round out the chaos—plus, plenty of banter about basement floggings, affirmation rocks, and why time might just be washing over us all.

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Space Truckers (1996) blasts Dennis Hopper, Melanie Griffith, and Stephen Dorff into space hauling cargo in a rickety rig—until they discover the load is killer cyborgs! This ‘90s sci-fi romp mixes zero-gravity fights, bad accents, and a plot as bumpy as an asteroid field. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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In this lively mailbag episode of Bad Movies Rule!, the crew dives into a treasure trove of listener mail, starting with a massive care package of Bucky's snacks from John in Texas that sparks endless munching and mispronunciations. They tackle fan questions on movies that surprisingly qualify (or don't) for BMR status, like Top Gun, Tommy Boy, Spaceballs, Serial Mom, and Volcano. Voicemails bring heartfelt stories, including Ricky from Oklahoma defending his 18-year age gap relationship, Sheila challenging the gang to pick their top three Tom Hanks films (with picks like Forrest Gump, Cast Away, and A League of Their Own), and Bob from Michigan recommending Dungeons & Dragons while praising Santa with Muscles. The HR parody from Mandy Colin puts the team on notice with hilarious KPIs and performance plans, while debates rage on Avatar's Pocahontas parallels, Twilight's cringe factor, and listener hypocrisy admissions. Plus, movie suggestions galore, from Disorganized Crime to Rhinestone, and a shoutout to new Patreon members. Join the chaos as the hosts banter, eat, and keep the bad movie love alive!

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Eye of the Tiger (1986) unleashes Gary Busey as Buck Matthews—a Vietnam vet fresh out of prison who takes on a brutal biker gang terrorizing his small town! This ‘80s action revenge flick mixes mullet-powered fights, exploding cars, and a plot as straightforward as a roundhouse kick. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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Join the BMR crew plus special guest Kurt Mumma for the first weekly mailbag rotation, fresh off their Walker Texas Ranger episode. The episode explodes with DJ's legendary voicemail about grabbing a fearless Hoboken pigeon and hurling it like a "hand grenade" into a job-site fight (10/10, would recommend), leading to wild host banter about urban bird warfare, pigeon-powered hamster wheels, and accidental ninja-chops to the eye during the reading.

Movie pitch highlights include calls for The Last Starfighter and The Good Son as future episodes, plus deep appreciation for character relationships in films (especially romantic ones with Zoe Saldana vibes) that make audiences root for the couples.

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Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991) sends Marc Singer’s Dar through a time portal to modern-day L.A.—where he teams up with a street-smart girl, fights a power-hungry lord, and battles with his animal pals! This ‘90s sequel mixes ‘80s sword-and-sorcery cheese, fish-out-of-water comedy, and a plot that’s as wild as a time-traveling ferret. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) cranks up the love triangle drama as Bella chooses between sparkly Edward and shirtless Jacob while a newborn vampire army marches on Forks! This third installment mixes brooding stares, snowy battles, and a plot as icy as the Cullen mansion. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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Kick off 2026 with a bang in this Mailbag Madness as the BMR crew unboxes wild listener gifts—like Jeff Ninja Ninja's stealthy ninja balls (complete with faces and stress-relief vibes) and Eric Valov's thoughtful California merch for James, sparking laughs and holiday catch-up banter on family time, sickness survival, and turning 50 without murder on the mind! Listeners flood in with voicemails on retro logos in Stranger Things, movie pitches like The Day After Tomorrow vs. The Core disaster flicks, and heated debates on ideal spousal age gaps (pro tip: older wives mean earlier retirement—thanks, Social Security math). Cap it off with a fresh start announcement: clearing the backlog for weekly mailbags, plus teases for more community chaos.

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Miami Connection (1987) unleashes a taekwondo rock band battling ninjas, cocaine dealers, and bad hair in Florida’s wild underbelly! This ‘80s cult gem mixes synth tunes, flying kicks, and a plot as bonkers as motorcycle chases through Miami. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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Cliffhanger (1993) straps Sylvester Stallone into a high-altitude rescue gone wrong—where he battles bad guys, avalanches, and gravity on snowy peaks! This ‘90s action flick mixes over-the-top stunts, cheesy one-liners, and a plot hanging by a thread. Is this a cult classic or total trash?Hosts: James Hauser, Bob Hauser, Brian Bzdawka, Ryan MuellerSupport Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com

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Merry Christmas, we are off this week, but as a Christmas gift we are releasing an episode from our patreon for free - it's our 11th episode of Good Movies Rule with Back to the Future! This was recorded a couple of years ago, and if you enjoy it, consider joining the Patreon and you can have access to the entire Good Movies Rule library! Now sit back for a ride with Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd!

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Ho ho ho, dive into a jolly Mailbag Madness where the BMR crew unboxes a hilarious Christmas care package from listener Ryan D.—complete with pickle-themed puns (dildo stickers, anyone?), a festive ornament, and the '90s remake of Christmas in Connecticut starring Dyan Cannon and Kris Kristofferson, sparking laughs and lube jokes galore! Listeners chime in with voicemail weather woes, movie pitches like Cloak and Dagger triple features, and heated debates on holiday classics (Home Alone's traps vs. Scrooged's vibes, plus underrated gems like The Night Before). Wrap it up with holiday cheer: no new ep on Dec 26, but a free drop of the Patreon-exclusive Back to the Future breakdown—perfect for time-traveling through the season with community banter, bad movie love, and yuletide vibes!

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So Sorry for the delay - we had quite the technical issue we had to solve, but it's all fixed!

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) drops Milla Jovovich into a 3D zombie apocalypse with slow-mo bullet storms, axe-wielding giants, and Wesker’s sunglasses obsession! This fourth entry cranks the CGI chaos, prison showdowns, and a plot that’s more virus than logic. Is this a cult classic or total trash?

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Halloween III: Season of the Witch ditches Michael Myers for a wild plot about evil masks, Stonehenge stones, and a plan to melt kids’ faces with Halloween magic! This ‘80s oddball mixes creepy commercials, android assassins, and a vibe that’s pure cult chaos. Is this a misunderstood gem or total trash?

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Dive into a frosty Mailbag where a South Korean listener sparks a heated debate on Celsius superiority over Fahrenheit, roasting "northern" vs. "southern" logic and touting 77°C as peak human comfort—leading to hosts' Wisconsin winter retorts and metric mockery! Things escalate with voicemails on a rabid fan's state pride, plus southern Pennsylvania shade that has everyone picking sides. Cap it off with nostalgic gems like a wild childhood triple feature (Cloak and Dagger sandwiched with Big Shots and Eddie Murphy's Delirious), movie recs from Baby Geniuses to Shaft, and Sidekicks-inspired daydream riffs—tune in for global banter, bad movie love, and one hosts slowing losing his mind.

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