Netflix Is A Daily Joke

Bill Burr got mad at his phone and caused his toddler to cry by accident.

DeRay Davis points about the major between men's and women's strip clubs.

Gabriel Iglesias jokes about being happy.

Bill Burr's daughter helps him keep his cool.

Patton Oswalt wonders if it was so hard to convince people to take the polio vaccine.

True crime shows have convinced Cristela that she can solve real crimes.

Going on tour before the special gave David A. Arnold the chance to finally get outside of his house again.

Patton Oswalt talks about a couple cultural phenomena that will never be the same after the pandemic.

Bill Burr expected to get harassed by gay men in NY during Pride Month with big red mustache.

Paul Virzi thinks that your partner wants to keep you a little less desirable to keep some pressure off themselves.

David A. Arnold's friend left his family during the pandemic but still responds to his texts.

Cristela Alonzo describes the pressure of her immigrant household and having to grow up in reverse now that she has money.

Bill Burr ridicules the posthumous effort to discredit John Wayne.

Patton Oswalt's shutdown didn't go the way he planned.

Whitney Cummings can't explain her attraction to older men.

Paul Virzi reveals to the audience what the most common private sexual fantasy is, and what he would prefer instead.

Now that Cristela Alonzo can afford health insurance she gets her first check-up and finds out she's diabetic from the last doctor you'd expect.

Bill Burr thinks women should start watching the WNBA and stop complaining that men don't.

Whitney Cummings had to retire a couple of sexual positions for the sake of her joints.

Paul Virzi describes the humble reality of trying to have sex at home when your children are old enough to know what their parents are doing.

Jo Koy reminisces on video stores.

Derek Gaines points out the difference in how biscuits are marketed to different populations.

Bill Burr's dad didn't know how to lie about his mom's new haircut.

Whitney Cummings argues that your data isn't as important as you think.

David A. Arnold describes what it's like raising daughters in Generation Z.

Paul Virzi was having trouble peeing so he had to submit to an genital examination.

Cristela Alonzo realizes that she hates hate group, so she is starting her own group for everybody...

Sheng Wang has something to say about healthcare, and rats.

Derek Gaines grew up in the suburbs. 

Bill Burr relays the epiphany he experience during his first psychedelic trip on psilocybin.

Paul Virzi tells us what he really thinks about all the content available on TV nowadays.

Cristela Alonzo's accent is so different from her older siblings from watching the "Price Is Right" as a girl.

Sheng Wang has been working on his posture.

Michael Che gets into the action on Bumping Mics With Jeff Ross & Dave Atell.

Paul Virzi will donate whatever amount of money you ask of him not to do a Tough Mudder or run a 5K for any disease.

Dave Atell drops the hammer when Paul Rudd Joins the Act on Bumping Mics.

Brian Simpson's tolerance for aggravation is declining as he gets older.

Cristela Alonzo likens being in her 40's to being a specific iPhone model.

Host of the Bumping Mics live show, Joe Mackie comes on stage to indulge in a little one-upmanship with Dave & Jeff.

Paul Virzi describes the difference between the pornography he grew up with and the kind that made him stop watching porn all together.

Brian Simpson tells Dave Letterman a great story about the frustrations of flying.

Cristela Alonzo tells the story of getting her Netflix birthday gift stolen while sick w/ COVID.

Norm jokes about the chances of surviving any plane crash and the moral implication of cannibalism.

Dave & Jeff introduce the audience to some of the displeasure they usual reserve for each other.

Paul Virzi talks himself into a blind date with his Uber driver because he's too nice.

Robin Tran explains the difficulty of coming out to her mother through a language barrier.

Pete Davidson doesn't really understand why he shouldn't take a free plane ride from Jeffrey Epstein.

Cristela Alonzo talks about moving away from her Texas bordertown for the first time to St. Louis for college.

Jaye McBride delivers a few clever jokes about her strained family relationships.

Dave Chappelle recalls moving back to DC in the 80's, and surprising everybody at his barbershop.