Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

We got TWO different Phone Tap requests to mess with someone about a missing package, so we thought, how about we put those two people on the phone with each other and see if they can fix their own problems!

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One of our listeners told us his friend is going through a tough breakup and all he does is spend time at home watching Hulu. Today, we’re calling from Hulu to let him know our systems have noticed how sad he is and he better knock it off!

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Today is Technical Director Ashton’s FIRST Phone Tap and he’s clapping back at the scammers that keep calling the radio station phone lines!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a grandmother in a retirement home and we’re pranking him by letting him know about the OUTRAGEOUS things management has been doing since he last visited her...

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Today’s Phone Tap victim had her food delivery STOLEN off her front porch and she reported it to her building’s security. Luckily for her, we have the finest ex-special forces team member on the case! 

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One of our listeners asked up to set up her FUTURE daughter-in law right before her wedding. Now there’s a few EXTRA activities on her upcoming honeymoon that she wasn’t exactly EXPECTING…

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is away on business and has a history of missing flights if he doesn’t have a wake up call. That’s not gonna be an issue today when we call with the Wake Up Call of all Wake Up Calls!

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In your Phone Tap we call a woman who works part time at a senior home, and for all her hard work, she’s getting a commendation from our resident senior Alan Winterbottom!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently asked her boss for more help with setting up their annual fundraiser for needy children. Well help is on the way via a DUAL Phone Tap from Jose and Jeffrey!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a woman who is meeting her boyfriend’s family for the first time this weekend! She’s delivering some friendly advice to her brother’s new girlfriend that she better STRAP IN for dinner time.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to let him know: something about this house STINKS.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has had a gym membership for almost a year but has only gone one time. He made the mistake of telling his friend that, who told us, and now he’s getting the squeeze put on him by the gym higher ups!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core!

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In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her son and Brooke's handling his customer service complaint even though she can’t handle modulating her voice!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman to tell her that her star soccer player son is TOO GOOD, and the league is instituting new rules to cut down on specifically HIS scoring.

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In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing back our favorite Italian trouble makers VINO and VITO to deal with a guy who thinks he was sold a LEMON when buying a used car!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps reporting a motorcyclist for noise violations in her neighborhood, so we’re pretending to be the police and telling her we have our best motorcycle psychic on the case!

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In your Phone Tap we call the mother of a soon-to-be bride and while she’s been all in her daughter’s business, we’re about to get up in hers with a healthy dose of STEADY EDDY!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who planned to hang out with her social activist friend this weekend, but before she even knows what she’s advocating for, we’re calling with the TRUTH!

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Today we’re calling an entertainer whose company is under new management, and while he makes his money as a party magician, we have some SUPER ideas for a new job instead!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who just needs a doctors appointment, but thanks to the wonders of technology we can just let AI do the work while we take a nap!

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In today’s Phone Tap we call the mother of a child participating in a talent show, and while we’re super excited for it, her daughter’s choice in music makes us SICK! 

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Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!

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We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim donates blood once a month, so Brooke's calling from the blood bank to tell him “TAKE IT ALL BACK, WE DON’T WANT IT”

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a  birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who JUST moved in with his girlfriend, and after a big step like that, she’s EXPEDITING their future faster than you can say PHONE TAP!

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When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been telling all her coworkers she’s been angling to work from home five days a week. We’re calling to offer her just that, as long as she agrees to one huge stipulation first!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his wife after she went to a charity dinner. He didn’t hear anything about the event but we’re about to call and collect the $5,000 she promised us to help get more felons back on the streets! 

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We caught another big one! Today’s Phone Tap is another “Scam the Scammer” call and one of these days these fraudsters are gonna learn to stop calling our studio phone line! 

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Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works for a pool cleaning company and thanks to us, there’s NEW MANAGEMENT and we’re making some SKIMPY changes to the company uniform.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of mentioning to her friend that their pastor at church is “a little cute.” The friend emailed us and we got right to work on a PHONE TAP!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re taking a corporate “take your pets to work” rule to the EXTREME and seeing how long we can get away with it before today’s Phone Tap victim blows her lid!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants his package he’s been expecting for weeks, and instead of a normal customer service experience, he’s getting the DOUBLE GERMAN one!

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These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with a genuine issue with his bank, and let him know we’re not just a bank, we’re the EVENT SPACE of your DREAMS, too! 

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In today’s Phone Tap we call and woman to tell her that her apartment building is looking to add on units to make more money and her apartment number is the first thing that has to go!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to town and Jeff is calling as his “neighbor” to offer to hang out… as long as he can SELL HIM on it… 

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We've reached our grand finale of BOT WEEK!  Today, Jose calls a guy who is already frustrated with an airline for losing his luggage, but not to worry: we have an AI assistant to make sure no funny business happens on this call! 

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Bot week continues! In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend!

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We hope you’ve been enjoying BOT WEEK! And the AI Phone Taps aren’t stopping, today we’re conducting a job interview with an old-school type of guy who is struggling with how FUTURISTIC the onboarding process can be with a new job! 

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Bot Week rolls on! Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!

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All this week we’re celebrating “BOT WEEK” with some of our favorite AI-voice generated Phone Taps! In today’s call, Brooke lets her AI agent do all the “karen” complaining for her!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…

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In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget!

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