Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new promotion but her boss is making her break the bad news to the OTHER candidate who didn’t get her job. Jose might just ruin her day in a brand new Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a performer who is days away from what he thinks is his BIG BREAK, and is telling him one notorious comedian has identified him as one to watch! 

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It’s Girl Scout cookie season and today Brooke's Phone Tapping the mother of one girl scout with some bizarre ways to send her daughter’s sales through the roof!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling a youth Soccer Coach and telling him that the son of one of the greatest players of all time is joining the league, and because of that there’s gonna be some BIG changes coming his way.

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In your Phone Tap, we’re sending a former British Black Ops Specialist to our Phone Tap Victim’s house when all he wanted was someone to build his deck. Better specify what type of contractor next time!

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In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her husband who is always forgetting to pick up his prescriptions at the pharmacy. Thanks to us... he’ll never forget again!

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In your Phone Tap, Jose is calling around the neighborhood and building some grass roots support for his campaign to take over the Home Owner’s Association! Better hope it’s not your neighborhood though!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!

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With the news Bumble is releasing an AI program that will help go on dates FOR you, we’re gonna see if today’s Phone Tap victim can have any luck in love with our new Artificial Intelligence Dating Concierge!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is filling in for someone on maternity leave at work and while she needs some important info from her predecessor we’re about to interrupt at the absolute worst time possible!

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In today's Phone Tap Brooke's helping a reluctant Phone Tap victim manifest abundance, against his will and in all the WORST ways possible.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim starts a new job soon but before his first day we’re calling because he needs to make a monumental life change and its NON-NEGOTIABLE! 

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In your Phone Tap we call a woman who has been applying to work remotely from her job for over and year and although she’s now been approved… we have a WAY different definition of what “remote” means.

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In your new Phone Tap Jeff's calling a youth soccer coach and telling him he has a new sponsor for his league, and it involves a full-on TV deal too good to refuse!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do prank phone calls and he’s getting one in the podcast!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY LIST of critiques, tips, and teaching-adjustments she should make.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery! 

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for!

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Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!

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One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s giving a big corporate speech coming up, but the woman in charge of hiring him just went through a NASTY breakup so he has an entirely NEW set of problems on his hands.

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We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!

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One of our listeners found her roommates missing credit card and before returning it, she immediately emailed us to set her up for a Phone Tap instead!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim uses a box meal prep service and her last delivery was one meal short! While she wants some kind of refund for their mistake, we’re about to make her life harder than ever!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…

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One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls the mother of a young softball player to tell her the new team name has become official and its causing a stir all over the community!

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Our Phone Tap victim today is just weeks away from retirement so his wife asked us to mess with him using one of the most frivolous reasons for a lawsuit we’ve ever thought of!

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In your new Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who recently asked his bank for help clearing his student loan debt, and lucky for him he’s been accepted to a program! Unlucky for him it’s not exactly going to help him…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is ALWAYS on the phone while at the gym, so his buddy emailed us to mess with him by installing a new gym rule that applies exclusively to him!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a new apartment and she LOVES it. But we’re about to remind her about a little, tiny, fine print she must have forgotten to read…

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Jose is posing as piano teacher and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive.

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Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.

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Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but Brooke's on the other line instead and his new ROOF has some BIG issues.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is adamant that he doesn’t want a house cleaner coming over to his apartment, but his roommate emailed us so we’re gonna make his worst nightmares come true!

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Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap! 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a repairman is at her home fixing her dishwasher but she’s about to get a whole new handful of problems instead!

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Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as corporate HR and enacting a plan for mass layoffs that’s so bizarre it can only happen once every 8 years!

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One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife who runs the front desk at the motel they own! She hates awkward confrontation so we’re gonna make our personal issues her business in a brand new Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel!

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The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of Scamming the Scammer!

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What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is at a pretty fancy restaurant for lunch and we got her sister to hide in the bathroom and text us her order so we could mess with her in a brand new Phone Tap! 

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It’s a huge time of year for watching basketball at work, and today Brooke's calling as corporate HR to Phone Tap a guy whose a big college basketball fan, to tell him she knows what he’s doing and he’s in BIG trouble!

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In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose been having trouble sleeping and tell her that her doctor referred us as an alternative sleep therapy. But our techniques are a little exotic… you’ll hear what we mean!

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