Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!

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Jeff calls a guy who's selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!

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A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!

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Our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas Countdown has finally reached number 1! Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can meet him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a Phone Tap!

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Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!

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In today’s Phone Tap Jeff calls a long time NFL season ticket holder to tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.

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There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re doing it again to a hotel receptionist in your Phone Tap!

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The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch…

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In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it...

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In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies…

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Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now it’s his job to make everything right!

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Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean... just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So, we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perks.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!

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In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!

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Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into a cake that the guy ATE! Don’t you hate when that happens?

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In today’s Phone Tap we might have made the guy we’re calling the MADDEST of any Phone Tap victim in 2025!

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The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for yourself in the podcast!

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In your Phone Tap, Old Alan Winterbottom is reaching out to a tuxedo rental shop, because he left something in the pocket and needs it back, BADLY!

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Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a music teacher and pretending to be the mom of one of the kids chosen for a solo in their singing showcase! And this parent is putting a capital “H” in “Helicopter Mom”

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Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to church every Sunday and always donates when she can. But today, Jeff's calling from the church and telling her that some good deeds DO get punished! 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of telling her friend she thinks her apartment might be haunted… So we’re sending our two best paranormal investigators her way! 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim put his wife in charge of choosing their couple’s costume, so Jose's calling from the high-end costume store with some bad news about their first preference, but with some helpful replacement options! 

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In your Phone Tap Jose calls a woman pretending to be her pool cleaner, and after a few mishaps on her property, she’ll need to replenish her ENTIRE HALLOWEEN CANDY STASH!

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a costume store and trying to get some help finding the perfect Halloween outfit that accentuates his curvy dumper.

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It’s another Halloween Phone Tap! Today, we're calling a woman who is expecting a call from her new neighbor, but she's not expecting the weird favor Brooke is about to ask her to do on Halloween night...

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get distracted by anything…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation with her husband and thinks he hired a handyman to fix their broken toilet while they’re gone. Jose is calling as that handyman, and not only has he fixed that toilet, but rotated everything she could imagine!

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It wasn’t hard for Brooke to transform into today’s Phone Tap character, we had her playing someone who is filthy, stinking rich! And she’s gonna rub it in today’s Phone Tap victim’s face all thanks to his girlfriend, who set him up!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s expecting her hardware store to get back to her after she filed a complaint. However, these days customer service calls could come from anywhere, even prison!

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In your Phone Tap, we call the manager of a movie theater, and we’ve got two of the most annoying complaints that we think she’s ever heard. It’s a customer service catastrophe!

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