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Published 2017-03-23

TOP 12 PHONE TAP 2017: Gold Digger Caught (#11)

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Jubal has done FOUR "To Catch a Cheater" phone taps... and today's phone tap is a little bit like that, but this couple is ALREADY broken up, and one of our listeners wants Jubal to TEST his ex to see if she would make the MORALLY CORRECT DECISION when presented with temptation... Find out what happens here.

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Published 2017-03-23

TOP 12 PHONE TAP 2017: Gold Digger Caught (#11)

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Jubal has done FOUR "To Catch a Cheater" phone taps... and today's phone tap is a little bit like that, but this couple is ALREADY broken up, and one of our listeners wants Jubal to TEST his ex to see if she would make the MORALLY CORRECT DECISION when presented with temptation... Find out what happens here.

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Published 2017-03-16

Phone Tap PODCAST: UPS Cat Delivery

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Today, Jubal was able to do something he NEVER gets to do.... with the help of one our listeners, Jubal gets to SURPRISE our Phone Tap victim with some really exciting news! Of course, before Jubal can actually share the news he NEEDS to freak her out a bit... Listen to the podcast below to hear what is going to happen to this girl!

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Published 2017-03-10

Phone Tap PODCAST: You Gave Me Food Poisoning

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who works in a restaurant & she is SUPER annoyed because lately she has had a lot of customers complaining over SILLY things... Luckily for her, Jubal is SUPER reasonable (Not Really). Listen to the podcast below to find out what Jubal's complaint is...

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Published 2017-03-09

Phone Tap PODCAST: Meow Focals

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Today Jubal calls a woman that he claims to have met at a charity auction a few days ago... But this woman was so DRUNK that night that she doesn't remember anything... Plus she couldn't believe that she donated such a large sum of cash to Jubal's cause! Maybe only Jubal cares about vision-impaired cats?!

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Published 2017-03-08

Phone Tap PODCAST: Duff and The Florist

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In today's Phone Tap, Duff, your favorite Meathead, makes an appearance (over the phone) because he has A LOT of women who love him... And instead of being his typical self, Duff wants to change his ways and do something nice for the ladies... and his first step is to call the florist! Listen to the podcast below to hear what he needs...

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Published 2017-03-06

Phone Tap PODCAST: Buttons Meets His Sister

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Not too often on the show do we get to reunite people with their family members, but today we get too! A father has played a prank on his daughter telling her that she has a 'half-brother' she never knew about... and sadly for her that half-brother is BUTTONS... the clown who is ALWAYS down on his luck!

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Published 2017-03-02

Phone Tap PODCAST: Big Words

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Today, Jubal calls a woman about a new job listing she has posted. Luckily for her, Jubal is is MORE than qualified for the position... his skills are MORE than she can even comprehend.... but for some odd reason, she still doesn't seem to want to give him the job. Listen to the podcast below to find out why!

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Published 2017-02-28

Phone Tap PODCAST: Bachelor Party Make-out

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Today, Jubal calls a man who has just been invited to a bachelor party! And GOOD NEWS... Jubal will be planning the festivities for the evening. The only thing is that Jubal needs to make sure that this guy is on board for EVERYTHING that will happen during the night (Wink Wink). Listen to the podcast below to find out what he has planned!

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Published 2017-02-24

Phone Tap PODCAST: Makin It In Hollywood

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Jubal pretends to be a talent scout from a big Entertainment agency in Hollywood... and he has the SECRET to "making it big" in TV, movies, you name it! EVERY major celebrity has done it... and Jubal is ready to share his special secret with a guy from Seattle. It's a little STRANGE. But trust me, it WORKS. Find out his "secret" in the PODCAST.

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Published 2017-02-20

Phone Tap PODCAST: Spirits Be Gone

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A lot of people all over the country truly believe that their house is haunted.... And Jubal calls one of those people today. He might be able to help her get rid of her haunting, if she's willing to think outside of the box. Hear what he has in mind in the PHONE TAP.

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Published 2017-02-17

Phone Tap PODCAST: Doody Head Attorney

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In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a woman who is expecting to speak to a lawyer because she was recently involved in an accident where a car hit her! Unfortunetly for her, Jubal isn't your typical lawyer... in fact he has a FEW questions for her. Listen to the podcast below to find out what happens!

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Published 2017-02-13

Phone Tap PODCAST: Monsters In My Closet

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It is not uncommon for victims of Jubal's Phone Tap pranks to yell and even curse at him... but in today's phone tap Jubal makes someone SO angry they say they are willing to literally LEAVE their own job!! Listen to the podcast below to find out how Jubal made one person so mad!

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Published 2017-02-09

Phone Tap PODCAST: Congrats You’re Banging Ziggy

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Its like High School all over again! Today, Jubal better known as 'Ziggy' in this phone call, calls a lady who is about to have her ten year high school reunion... and lucky for her, Ziggy is on the reunion committee and noticed she isn't going with a date... So Ziggy is willing to offer himself up as a date! Listen to the podcast below to find out if she accepts!

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Published 2017-02-06

Phone Tap PODCAST: Grannies Gone Wild

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Today, Jubal has some very unfortunate news to deliver... He calls a man whose sweet grandmother lives in an assisted living facility, but awkwardly enough this man's granny has been involved in some 'wild' activities late at night. And there is VIDEO to prove it! Listen to the podcast below to find out what this naughty granny did...

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Published 2017-02-03

Phone Tap PODCAST: I Love Your Ring

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Jubal calls a woman who left her diamond at a jewelry shop to be cleaned. Unfortunately, he MAY have misplaced it (after he took it home to show his girlfriend). Oops. But, It's really kind of her fault. You should know, that you can't trust Jubal with ANYTHING valuable.

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Published 2017-01-31

Phone Tap PODCAST: Keep My Lost Cat… PLEASE.

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Today, Jubal calls a woman who recently took in a stray cat... Oddly enough, that was Jubal's cat! But he doesn't even want it back... In fact, he needs to inform her of the strange effect that cat has had on ALL of its previous owners. And it's only a matter of time until it happens to her too...

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Published 2017-01-27

Phone Tap PODCAST: Family Gumshoe

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Moms are always concerned for their children, especially when they move out and start their own lives. And kids ALWAYS make the mistake of not calling their mom enough... and that is exactly the case for one of our listeners. Her daughter has moved out and started a new job, so now this mom needs Jubal's help to get her daughter IN LINE!

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Published 2017-01-26

Phone Tap PODCAST: Inflate A Freak

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Today, Jubal poses as a member of an internet security task for who unfortunetly needs to call a women with some news about her husband that will be quite TROUBLING. Apparently, her husband's name has been linked to a VERY SCANDALOUS website... she might be extremely shocked to find out her husband's secret fetish...

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Published 2017-01-24

Phone Tap PODCAST: Dr. Fake Boobs

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One of our listeners was seriously dedicated to pull of a hilarious phone tap! She prepared for a month to make her husband believe that she was having a breast enlargement surgery, just so our very own Jubal could call her husband as the plastic surgeon! The only thing is... Jubal is exactly the kind of doctor you DON'T WANT...

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Published 2017-01-24

Phone Tap PODCAST: Ur Fat Wedding Photos

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For many women, the best part of their wedding day is when they get their photos back... So they can relive the best memories and moments from their special day. But Jubal calls a recent bride, with some bad news. Her photos didn't turn out QUITE the way she was hoping... Listen in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2017-01-23

Phone Tap PODCAST: Mark In The Dark DJ Battle

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Today, Jubal poses as a WORLD FAMOUS DJ who calls himself Mark In The Dark. Since being a cheesy 1980s radio show host, he now DJ's weddings... but he is currently UPSET because there is another wedding DJ in town who is infringing on HIS turf. Find out exactly what 'Mark In The Dark' does about it in the podcast below!

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Published 2017-01-13

Phone Tap PODCAST: Aloha

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Today, a guy is traveling to the Hawaiian Islands for a much anticipated vacation! Unfortunetly, his airline itinerary has had a slight change in plans and Jubal is calling to give him the bad news. Oddly, this guy doesn't accept Jubal's "Aloha"...

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Published 2017-01-12

Phone Tap PODCAST: Lights Out Larry

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This guy just got hired as a new accountant, and he must have a made a great impression in the interviews because now Jubal is calling to inform him that the CEO has personally invited him to an exciting work place activity! Listen to the podcast below to find out why this particular employee is now TERRIFIED!

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Published 2017-01-11

Phone Tap PODCAST: Parking Ticket PreCheck

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One guy sent in his application for TSA PreCheck, but he forgot one thing... he has a friend who listens to the show and wants Jubal to handle the application instead. In this brand new phone tap, Jubal calmly explains that this guy not only won't be approved for TSA PreCheck, but also is on a NO FLY List. You won't believe Jubal's reasons for this...Find out in the Podcast below!

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Published 2017-01-09

Phone Tap PODCAST: The Bank Is Broke

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In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a bank employee calling to inform a young man that its not him who doesn't have money... It's the BANK! And turns out, thats not even the WORST news in the phone call! Find out what Jubal says in the podcast below!

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Published 2017-01-03

Phone Tap PODCAST: Oldz Gym

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Jubal calls a guy who's a new member of a local gym and unfortunately, he's got some bad news. There's been a few complaints from other members and... well, it's time for the gym to take some action to solve this problem. Hear what they have planned in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2016-11-30

Phone Tap PODCAST: History Uncovered

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a New Supervisor over the local museum...the problem is attendance is a bit low. And as the NEW boss in charge he is ready to inject some new life and some FRESH ideas for the museum!! That's why Jubal calls a tour guide about ONE major idea that will DEFINITELY bring a lot of people to see some "artifacts." It's too bad this idea may actually make her quit...Find out what it was in the podcast below!

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Published 2016-11-29

Phone Tap PODCAST: 15K For Shoes

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In today's Phone Tap Jubal calls a loan officer because he needs money for his "business" idea that involves him buying shoes... that are particularly his style...and his size...And practically ONLY for him. Will he succeed in the loan or Will the loan officer see through his facade?!? One thing is for sure...it's absolutely hilarious!!! Find out what happens in the podcast below!

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Published 2016-11-23

Phone Tap PODCAST: Slow Cooker Fiasco

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You say you just want a refund on the slow cooker that you returned to the store? Well it's not going to be that simple. ESPECIALLY not when Jubal is the customer service guy helping you... Listen to the PHONE TAP and hear this poor guy lose his mind!
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Published 2016-11-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Godzilla is a Chick

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Jubal calls a female voice actor posing as a high-powered director.... He needs a VERY PARTICULAR sound for the opening of his big new movie and Jubal HOPES that this girl can deliver the goods. We'll find out if she's got what it takes in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2016-11-18

Phone Tap PODCAST: How to Kill a Turkey

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Thanksgiving was a ROUGH holiday for Jubal. He was all alone at his place... family was coming over in a few hours and he hadn't even started cooking the turkey yet. He was panicked and he needed some help. So he made a phone call to the experts. Find out how it went in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2016-11-18

Phone Tap PODCAST: Change Your Name

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who is very EXCITED to be working at her new job!! And while it's exhilarating to have a NEW job...Jubal as Human Resources, has to go over the necessary work "requirements" for her...and they're not pretty. One requirement is SO crazy...she even considered quitting her job! Find out what happened in podcast below!

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Published 2016-11-17

Phone Tap PODCAST: Turning Off Your Water

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a worker from a local sewer system and calls a woman to give her some BAD NEWS...they're going to have to turn off her water for four weeks!!! Why?!? A infestation of rodents have been showing up in toilets. But, lucky for the woman, Jubal has some "fun" alternatives to showering and using the toilet!!! Does she think their great ideas?!? No...and she gets pissed! Find out what happens in the podcast below!!

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Published 2016-11-16

Phone Tap PODCAST: Busted at Work

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In Today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a receptionist who has been spending A LOT of her free time at work on social media sites!! Shocking..right?!? Well Jubal is here as the tech guy...and is ready to reveal to the receptionist that she is the one CAUGHT WASTING company time!!! Thing is she is so scared about losing her job...she's willing to do anything...Find out what was in the podcast below!

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Published 2016-11-15

Phone Tap PODCAST: Bro Time

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Is there anything better than spending Quality Time with your bros??? That's why Jubal calls up a random guy and asks if they can BRO OUT together... Just some good old fashioned GUY TIME. Nothing awkward about that. Hear it in the Phone tap.

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Published 2016-11-15

Phone Tap PODCAST: Buttons Wants Candy

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses again as our favorite and enthusiastic clown, Buttons!! And today Buttons calls a woman to make sure all the prepping for the BIG office halloween party is set!!! And even though everything is pretty set...Buttons has one INSANE request. Find out what it was in the podcast below!

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Published 2016-11-14

Phone Tap PODCAST: Reference Call

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a hiring manager and calls a woman who was used as a work reference for her best friend!!! And while the woman is giving honest and logical answers...Jubal believes something else. He believes that the entire reference is one BIG COVER UP!!! And to prove that it isn't...Jubal has some SERIOUS "investigative" questions!! Next thing you know...this woman is all fired up by what Jubal is asking...Find out what happens in the podcast below!!

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Published 2016-11-09

Phone Tap PODCAST: Jubal Wants to Speak at Ur School

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a cocky, demanding celebrity...HIMSELF! Most people enjoy the show...Jubal...and the phone taps!! Well one woman enjoyed them so much, she specifically requested Jubal to come down to her school and speak about a career in radio and living your dreams!!! Little does she know...Jubal has a high list of demands...which really pisses her off!! Find out what happened in the podcast below!

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Published 2016-11-08

Phone Tap PODCAST: Granny Gets My Vote

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Today's Phone Tap is a very SPECIAL ELECTION edition as Jubal poses as a State Representative and calls an older woman about his "policies" and ideas. What the woman doesn't know is that Jubal has very SPECIFIC instructions on the feedback he gets...and that EVERYTHING in his planned policies will make her MAD! Find out how Jubal's new policies can make someone so UPSET in the podcast below!!

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Published 2016-11-07

Phone Tap PODCAST: Miguel Mall Security

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a girl who recently lost her phone at the mall...and while she's wondering about updates...one person NEEDS more information to help find the phone, Jubal's persona... Mall Security cop and Non-Native english speaker Miguel. The LANGUAGE BARRIER may be a bit of a problem...and things get pretty INAPPROPRIATE...Find out what happened in the podcast below!

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