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Published 2016-08-12

Phone Tap PODCAST: Pizza Guy Wants Your Furniture

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Today Jubal calls a woman posing as the delivery guy that dropped off pizza at her house last night... And he had an offer for her that he thought she would NEVER turn down. But the best part is, once he told her it was a prank phone call, she had a reaction that left Jubal completely SPEECHLESS. Now that is something you definitely don't see every day.

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Published 2016-08-10

Phone Tap PODCAST: Google Earth Sees You

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Today Jubal calls a woman as an employee for Google to tell her some bad news... Apparently, the GoogleEarth van was in her neighborhood a few weeks ago and it captured a TOPLESS picture of her sunbathing in her backyard... And now the photo is ALL OVER the internet. And she was NOT HAPPY. Hear her reaction in the podcast!

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Published 2016-08-09

Phone Tap PODCAST: Get That Reservation

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Today Jubal calls a woman at a restaurant... And he found out from her friend that she absolutely HATES when people call for reservations (because they don't take any)... So of course, Jubal decides to do just that. And if you know Jubal... He will say anything in order to get that reservation... Listen to the podcast!

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Published 2016-08-08

Phone Tap PODCAST: Harassment Camp

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If you didn't already know, Jubal LOVES pranking new employees... They are unfamiliar with the office rules, culture, and their corporate superiors.... Like today, when he called an employee to tell him that he needs to sign up for a very important and mandatory team building event... And if he refuses, he is going to lose his job... No matter what values it may go against.

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Published 2016-08-05

Phone Tap PODCAST: Trip Around The World

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Jubal poses as a guy from corporate who calls a woman about her work evaluation... He congratulates her on a 'job well done' and told her that she's the most valued employee in the company... So he decides that she should be rewarded... But why does she get so upset with him? Find out in the Phone Tap.

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Published 2016-08-04

Phone Tap PODCAST: Apartment Gone Wrong

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In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who recently rented an apartment without seeing it first because she has recently been relocated for her job... So Jubal decides to give her a call as her landlord to congratulate her, but also to let hew know about some of the unique and troubling features of her new pad... Listen to the podcast to hear her reaction!

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Published 2016-08-03

Phone Tap PODCAST: You Lied About that Ticket

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Jubal calls a girl who recently got pulled over for speeding and lied to the cop in order to get out of a ticket. Then she bragged about it to her boyfriend who shared the information to Officer Jubal... Now he has to act accordingly, because lying to the police is a very serious manner. Hear what she has to say to Officer Jubal for lying in the PODCAST.

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Published 2016-08-02

Phone Tap PODCAST: Duff Gets A Date

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Duff the meathead is back! Today is calling a girl because her friend is trying to set them up on a date. He wanted to let her know that she should be really excited for their date... Because it's Duff. But he also needs to warn her that there are a few specific rules that she needs to follow... Find out what they are in the Phone Tap!

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Published 2016-08-01

Phone Tap PODCAST: Kill Your Boss

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Jubal calls an employee at an auto parts store with the best of news... He is looking to promote him! He gets a pay raise, tons of extra benefits, and gets to take over his boss's job! But, there is just one small thing he has to do if he wants the job... But for some reason he's against it, and Jubal just doesn't understand why...

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Published 2016-07-29

Phone Tap PODCAST: My Trampoline Sucks

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Jubal feels betrayed by a company that he has trusted over the years because they recently sent him a defected product... And he is VERY upset. So this morning he decides to call their customer service line and launch a verbal ASSAULT on whoever is unfortunate enough to pick up the phone. Listen to the Phone Tap!

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Published 2016-07-28

Phone Tap PODCAST: Personal Trainer Ew

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In today's Phone Tap Jubal calls a personal trainer because he has decided that it's finally time for him to get in shape. But what Jubal doesn't understand is that this means he has to give up control over what he eats, when he exercises, and basically his whole lifestyle... And he's not so sure he's willing to do all of that. Listen to the podcast to hear what exactly Jubal is WILLING to do and what he is DEFINITELY NOT WILLING to do...

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Published 2016-07-27

Phone Tap PODCAST: Duncan Spots A Meth Dealer

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Our old pal Duncan is back... And if you haven't already heard, Duncan is very introverted and does NOT do well with confrontation. But for some strange reason he is always is the one that tends to give bad news to very angry people... And today he calls a woman that he does maintenance for to tell her the FBI is looking for her, and it's all Duncan's fault... Listen to hear why in the phone tap!

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Published 2016-07-26

Phone Tap PODCAST: Automated Drug Test

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Gavin gets a call from the corporate offices at his work. They need him to help test out the company's state-of-the-art automated drug test system. All he has to do is blow into his telephone and it will scan his breath for drugs?!?! Is Gavin REALLY that gullible? Yesâ?¦ yes he is.

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Published 2016-07-26

Phone Tap PODCAST: Baby Hands

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A woman who is recently single has a friend helping her get back into the dating scene... So her friend decides she's going to set her up with a guy from work. This all sounds normal until the guy that calls her up turns out to be Jubal... And he has to tell her about a little issue he has before they go out... Can she handle it? Hard to say... It is Jubal...

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Published 2016-07-21

Phone Tap PODCAST: Bully Lottery

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Jubal calls a new employee and wants to give her a special welcome to the new company she just started working for... And he can't wait to share with her some very important upcoming work events... Especially one very controversial program called the 'Bully Lottery'. Find out what that is by listening to the podcast!

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Published 2016-07-15

Phone Tap PODCAST: You Took My Bulbasaur

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Jubal is really into Pokemon Go...So much he calls a lady to tell her that they are officially at WAR with each other...He accuses her of FOLLOWING him to Pokestops and mooching off his  lure! Oh and he wants his Bulbasaur back...Listen to her reaction in the PHONE TAP.

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Published 2016-07-14

Phone Tap PODCAST: Super Hero Needs A Job

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In this morning's Phone Tap, Jubal calls about a job opening as a Delivery Driver. There's one requirement though...he needs to be STRONG. Well, luckily Jubal has the ability to BEND STEEL...But he also needs time off to get VENGEANCE..and he can't work nights because he's busy SAVING THE WORLD.

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Published 2016-07-13

Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted The Doctor

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Jubal calls his buddy's boss this morning in today's phone tapâ?¦to tell him that his buddy can't come into work because â??he has likeâ?¦really bad food poisoning bro.â?? Even though Jubal tells the boss that he's a DOCTORâ?¦For some odd reason he's just not that convincing. The only client this doc has is sweet Mary Janeâ?¦

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Published 2016-07-07

Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr. Knuckleburger

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A guy named Vick emailed the show and told us that his co-worker used a "sick day" at work when she REALLY wasn't sick. So Jubal thought it would be perfect to do a PHONE TAP on her! And there's only ONE WAYÂ she's going to keep her job. Find out what Jubal has in mind, in the PODCAST.
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Published 2016-06-29

Phone Tap PODCAST: Let Me Speak to the Man of the House

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Today Jubal tells a lady he's calling form an auto repair shop. Her car is being worked on... but it's PROBABLY best if Jubal talks to her husband about it. Because let's face it... cars are kind of a GUY THING. Ya know? Listen to her reaction in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2016-06-28

Phone Tap PODCAST: You Faked Your Baby

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Jubal calls a lady who's been out on maternity leave for the last month to introduce himself. You see, Jubal is going to be her new boss at work... and he has something VERY IMPORTANT he needs to talk about with her... It's time for her to come clean. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2016-06-27

Phone Tap PODCAST: Zoo Babies

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Today, Jubal calls a young woman who is fresh out of college and working hard as an intern. He's heard great things about her work ethic and that's why it's time to reward her... and give her an incredible opportunity to take the next big step in her career. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.

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Published 2016-06-24

Phone Tap PODCAST: Big Elbows Are In

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Jubal poses as a Hollywood talent agent who represents some of the BIGGEST STARS in the BIZ. But today, he's taking a break from calling all the BIG SHOTS because he has new client that he's interested in signing, but before they make it official, she has to change ONE thing. Find out what it is in the phone tap podcast.

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Published 2016-06-23

Phone Tap PODCAST: Pose Nude

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Jubal call's a woman who works in her spare time as a nude art model. She's about to get an offer from him to do something so INNOVATIVE, so special...so...ILLEGAL, that he guarantees it will rock the art world to its core. Hear it in the podcast now.

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Published 2016-06-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Mermaids Restaurant

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Jubal calls a woman who's worked as a waitress at a seafood restaurant for almost a decade. She loves where she works, has a lot of pride in her job, but unfortunately, the new owner (Jubal), is gonna call her and tell her that they're about to make a couple of changes...and you can assume, she isn't going too handle this to well...hear what happens in the podcast.

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Published 2016-06-15

Phone Tap PODCAST: Christian Plans A Wedding

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Jubal calls a woman who has been asked to be a bridesmaid at her friends wedding, and she's been meeting with this friend, offering input and suggestions regarding the reception and ceremony, but all that's about to change...the reason why...because Christian the wedding planner is BACK, and he's taking over the mess that SHE created...hear it in the podcast now.

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Published 2016-06-08

Phone Tap PODCAST: Dr Jaw Wired Shut

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Jubal calls a woman who's seven months pregnant to let her know the Doctor is ready to speak with her.  Apparently early on in the pregnancy... she did NOT want to know the sex of the baby...but that recently changed... after MANY conversations with her husband... soo she left a message for the doctor to call her back with the BIG NEWS...but he doesn't feel like revealing it... thanks to her husband. Hear what happens in the podcast right now.

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Published 2016-06-01

Phone Tap PODCAST: Double Coverage

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Jubal calls a woman who was recently involved in a fender bender. Her car is in the tow yard and she's waiting for insurance to give her the final word on the damage. Guess who gets to delivers the news...and it's not good...hear what happens in the podcast.

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Published 2016-05-27

Phone Tap PODCAST: I Wanna Sue a Cat

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Today, Jubal needs some legal advice... he recently had a "violent" encounter with a friend's cat. And now he's ready to do whatever it takes, to make sure that cat RUES the day it ever scratched at Jubal. Listen in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2016-05-24

Phone Tap PODCAST: Bank Fee Pleasure

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Jubal calls a guy who's having major issues with his bank. Apparently he has been charged with so many ridiculous fees that he's asked to speak with a supervisor...and that's where Jubal come's in...to ANNOY him even more. Hear what happens in the podcast right now.

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Published 2016-05-19

Phone Tap PODCAST: Wisdom Teeth Meltdown

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It's not often that Jubal gets the opportunity to call a guy who just had his wisdom teeth removed and you can tell that he's a little out of it...you can also hear that his mouth is sore but most importantly, you can hear the PANIC in his voice after what Jubal tells him...Hear what happened in the podcast!

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