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Published 2015-10-05

Phone Tap PODCAST: Hello, Good Morning

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In the past, Jubal has made hundreds of prank calls telling people that he's from Human Resources and they've done something wrong... But today, Jubal actually calls an HR representative to file a complaint. And it's something she's probably NEVER heard before in her life. Listen in the PHONE TAP.

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Published 2015-09-25

Phone Tap PODCAST: Wet Todd

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Jubal calls a guy who recently applied to get a Personalized License Plat... but what he doesn't know, is that we're HARDCORE at the Department of Licensing. And they won't put up with any shenanigans. Especially not from troublemakers like Todd! Hear it in the Phone Tap.

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Published 2015-09-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Get My Crap Back dot com

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Jubal calls from the brand new website... "GetMyCrapBack.com"... It's a service for all those people who want to get their stuff back from their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend, but they don't want to go through the hassle of actually TALKING to them... It's easier to just have Jubal do it all for you! Listen in the PHONE TAP!

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Published 2015-09-17

Phone Tap PODCAST: Your Kid is on Acid

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Jubal poses as a school administrator, and calls a mother who's child goes to his preschool... The problem is, Jubal has noticed some strange behavior from her son at school, and it's important to tell her about it before things spiral out of control. Listen in the PHONE TAP!

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Published 2015-09-14

Phone Tap PODCAST: Buttons Needs Training

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Our old pal, "Buttons the Clown" is back! If you've never heard him before, Buttons ONCE was a "big shot" in the clown world... Now, he's down on his luck, just trying to climb back up from the hell hole that life put him in... And it starts with getting a personal trainer, in today's Phone Tap!

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Published 2015-09-08

Phone Tap PODCAST: Grandma & Her Pancakes

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Jubal loves pranking all types of people... but he has a special place in his heart for senior citizens. If you phone tap the right one, and tell them something they LOVE is about to change... they lose their minds! Jubal found the perfect woman to prank today. And all he had to do was threaten to take away her pancakes. Listen in the PODCAST!

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Published 2015-08-19

Phone Tap PODCAST: Miguel and the Trashy Girl

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Jubal calls a woman who works at an office building downtown. Apparently, she's been complaining because the maintenance staff hasn't taken out the trash in the last 3 days... and it's starting to STINK. And Jubal could think of no one better to deal with this situation... than Miguel, the non-native English speaker. Listen in the Phone Tap!

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Published 2015-08-18

Phone Tap PODCAST: Tour Guide Critique

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Jubal calls a woman who works as a tour guide... and she doesn't know this, but he recently went on one of her tours, and he was NOT IMPRESSED. That's why Jubal feels like it's his duty, to give her a few helpful pointers, on how to do her job a little better. Listen in the PHONE TAP.

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Published 2015-08-17

Phone Tap PODCAST: Happy Freaking Birthday

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Here's a little known fact... it's TECHNICALLY illegal for any person in public to sing the "Happy Birthday" song. That's why restaurants make up their own special versions to sing to their customers... to avoid a lawsuit. A lot of people don't know about this rule. Including the girl in today's Phone Tap!

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Published 2015-08-13

Phone Tap PODCAST: Sebastian Giles Wants a DJ

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Today, Jubal is playing the EXTREMELY wealthy entrepreneur known as "Sebastian Giles". He's ready to get married for the third time and he needs to hire some commoners to help with the ceremony. That's why he's calling a local DJ, to provide some entertainment... and he BETTER be impressive if he wants to work for Sebastian Giles! Listen in the Phone Tap.

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Published 2015-08-10

Phone Tap PODCAST: Kill the Birds All of Them

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Jubal calls a woman who's been having a problem with her assigned parking spot. Unfortunately, it's underneath a tree filled with birds. And they are leaving a "mess" all over her car. So Jubal has a quick & easy solution, and let's just say... the girl on the phone, is NOT a fan. Listen in the PHONE TAP!

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Published 2015-08-07

Phone Tap PODCAST: Don’t Take Tay Tay Away

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It's the day before the big Taylor Swift concert at Century Link Field tomorrow, and we've been giving out a lot of tickets over the past few weeks... but in today's Phone Tap... Jubal need to call one of the winners (a mom, who's very excited to take her daughter to the show)... and Jubal is about to give her some BAD NEWS. Listen in the PODCAST.

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Published 2015-08-04

Phone Tap PODCAST: Sage Wants Boudoir Pics

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Creepy friend of the show, Sage Willowbrook, is back once again... and today, he's looking for someone who can help him get a few updated pictures that he really really needs. And, of course, the pictures will all be taking place in a BEDROOM... where else? Listen in the phone tap.

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Published 2015-08-03

Phone Tap PODCAST: Devil’s Cave

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Jubal calls a young woman to let her know that he will be her mentor for her upcoming semester at college... and if that's not bad enough, he's about to make it much worse for her. With a little "rite of passage" ceremony that needs to happen. Listen in the Phone Tap!

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Published 2015-07-29

Phone Tap PODCAST: Office Supply Nazi

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Jubal calls a woman who put in her notice at the company a few weeks ago... and as HR Manager, Jubal just wants to cross the "t"'s and dot the "i"' before she leaves... BUT there is one sticky issue he needs to bring up with her... she owes the company a LITTLE bit of money.

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Published 2015-07-24

Phone Tap PODCAST: Respect the Ding

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Jubal poses as an airline representative and calls a woman to let her know... that she is now banned from all flights on their airline. Why? Well... there was an "incident" on her last trip. And we're about to make an example out of her. Listen in the PHONE TAP!

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Published 2015-06-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Virtual Touch

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Jubal calls a woman who recently met a guy on Tinder... and this guy really likes her. In fact, he likes her SO MUHC, that he wanted to send her a little virtual gift... It's a "Virtual Touch". And Jubal has the pleasure of delivering it to her. Listen in the PHONE TAP.

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Published 2015-06-17

Phone Tap PODCAST: Dog Rental

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Jubal calls a guy who recently dropped off his dog at a kennel while he went on vacation. And Jubal has some news... his dog is no longer there. But there's a very good reason for it! In fact, he SHOULD be excited about it. Listen in the Phone Tap.

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Published 2015-06-09

Phone Tap PODCAST: Stamp Man

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How do you approach someone who owes you money... and they haven't been paying it back? Maybe it's been a few months, or a few years... or even a DECADE. Do you just forget about it? OR do you confront them in a Phone Tap? We like the Second Option.

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Published 2015-06-05

Phone Tap PODCAST: Yogurt Whore

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Jubal's been called A LOT of weird and horrible names when he Phone Taps people. But never... in the Seven years he's been doing Phone Taps has he EVER been called the name you're about to hear today... We had to bleep it for obvious reasons. But you'll be able to tell what it is if you listen close.

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Published 2015-06-01

Phone Tap PODCAST: When Doves Fly

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Jubal loves wedding season... because it's the best time to mess with nervous brides who are getting ready for their big day. So today, Jubal calls a woman who's less than 24 hours away from tying the knot. And the best part is... Jubal is even more worked up about it than SHE is! Listen in the Phone Tap!

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