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Published 2014-10-14

Phone Tap PODCAST: Nosy Dry Cleaner

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Jubal calls a guy because he thinks his dry cleaning is ready to be picked up.... but Jubal has a more important issue to bring up. Marriage. Why won't this guy just get married already? Jubal absolutely NEEDS TO KNOW. His clothes depend on it! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-10-13

Phone Tap PODCAST: Catering the Caddigans

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A certain caterer in town is going around getting booked for ALL of the best parties and events and Jubal is NOT HAPPY about it. It's has got to stop. That's why Jubal calls up the caterer with a few harmless "threats"... that should do the trick! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-10-10

Phone Tap PODCAST: Sage and the Angry Trees

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Jubal calls a guy who's doing some landscaping for a very wealthy family... and so far, this guy has NEVER met the head of the household. But that's about to change today. Because Sage Willowbrook is calling... Sage is very wealthy, very creepy, and deeply concerned about the welfare his majestic trees. Let's see if they can FIX this... Listen in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-10-08

Phone Tap PODCAST: Come Strip For Me

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Jubal calls a woman who works out religiously at the gym... she's there EVERY SINGLE DAY... pushing herself, toning up that body... and Jubal wants to finally give her amazing curves the spotlight they deserve. Think of it as a Gym membership BONUS. Hear her reaction in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-10-07

Phone Tap PODCAST: No-Fun Family Vacation

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Today, Jubal calls a woman who is VERY EXCITED for her family's upcoming vacation down to sunny California... Unfortunately, there's a major drought happening down there and water is running low.... it COULD affect her family's plans a little. But don't worry, Jubal is going to help smooth everything over! Listen in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-09-26

Phone Tap PODCAST: Footlong Sneezer

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Jubal calls a woman to let her know he's NOT HAPPY with the way she handled things when she came in to pick up her food order... AND NOW, Jubal wants to be compensated for his time. Unfortunately, SHE DISAGREES. Hear them work it out in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-09-25

Phone Tap PODCAST: Estaban Wants a Chain

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Estaban, the family-friendly Rapper is BACK AGAIN! He's making music for the masses and he just needs to complete his LOOK with a sweet new chain around his neck. Hopefully the jeweler on the phone can help him out in today's PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-09-23

Phone Tap PODCAST: Professor Gates is the Coolest

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A girl named Leslie just broke up with her boyfriend... but there's GOOD NEWS! Because there's a guy who's already wants to go out with her. He's in her college class, and it's somebody she probably wouldn't expect. Hopefully, she's excited! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-09-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Awkward Coconut

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Jubal calls a guy who's been trying to get onto a reality TV show for a while... and now Jubal FINALLY has found the opportunity this guy has been waiting for. It's a BRAND NEW reality show that he MAY or MAY NOT be excited about. Jubal just hopes that this guy is game to do the "Awkward Coconut". Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-09-18

Phone Tap PODCAST: 1000 Katy Perrys

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Most people don't know this... but SOMETIMES when you win prizes from our Station, Jubal will call you up to give you more information about what you won!... Well, not really... But Jubal WILL call some of our winners just to MESS WITH THEM in a Phone Tap! Hear one in the PODCAST.
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Published 2014-09-11

Phone Tap PODCAST: I Want My Mommy

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College can be a ROUGH TIME for some kids that are heading off away from home for the first time... That's why they have college counselors to help deal with the stress. But today's Counselor is NOT PREPARED to handle the call he gets from Jubal... Hear it in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-09-10

Phone Tap PODCAST: Repairman Underwear Snafu

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People hire repair guys all the time to fix things around the house... maybe an appliance or a toilet... but what happens when the repairman leaves something behind? Something that he's embarrassed to even tell you about.... AWK-WARD! Jubal just wants his undies back in today's Phone Tap!
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Published 2014-09-09

Phone Tap PODCAST: Your Son Dresses Like Crap

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School is finally back in session... which means it's TIME ONCE AGAIN for Jubal to call some parents and see if he can piss them off. Today, he calls a mother and tells her that her son is struggling in school... and the problem is NOT his academic performance. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-09-05

Phone Tap PODCAST: Granny’s Gone Wild

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Everybody thinks of their grandma as a gentle, sweet old lady... You never think that granny would be at the retirement center, doing Jello Shots and going Topless... But, that's what Jubal tells a guy in today's PHONE TAP... It's "Grannys Gone Wild"! GET YOUR DVD COPY NOW!
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Published 2014-09-04

Phone Tap PODCAST: Christian Tries Fundraising

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Our friend, Christian, is good at A LOT of things... styling hair, tying scarves... but ONE THING he's NOT good at is Patience. Especially when the girl on the phone won't even donate ONE DOLLAR to her college. Christian is not going to let her MOUTH OFF like that. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-08-29

Phone Tap PODCAST: Rewards Card Weirdo

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Have you ever thought when you're swiping your "rewards" card at the grocery store that people might be MONITORING EVERYTHING YOU BUY... Even your most embarrassing purchases? That's why Jubal calls one guy to congratulate him on his latest purchase at the store in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-08-28

Phone Tap PODCAST: What’s Eating Larry?

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Today Jubal poses as a detective from a local police department... and he needs to tell a guy named John about a BIZARRE incident that just came to their attention... it's going to ROCK HIS WORLD. Does Jubal take it too far?? Hear it in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-08-26

Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted Wants Cupcakes

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You know when you have a certain craving for a specific type of food and you'll do ANYTHING to get it? Well... Stoner Ted had that moment the other day... so he called a bakery to see if they had what he wanted. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-08-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Duff on Horse’s Boat

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Your resident meathead Duff is BACK... usually he calls a hot chick or "breezy" (as he calls them). But TODAY he's calling a dude, because he's heard through the grapevine that his ex-girlfriend is dating again. It's time for DUFF to assert his manhood and show this tool who's BOSS... with a PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-08-21

Phone Tap PODCAST: Doodle Joins a Baby Gym

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Jubal is standing up for the all adult babies of the world in today's PHONE TAP. His 29-year-old son ("Doodle") wants to join a BABY GYM. And he shouldn't be discriminated against just because he still wears diapers and sucks on a pacifier! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-08-19

Phone Tap PODCAST: Miguel Found Biscuit

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People can get very emotional when their pets go missing... but it's a GREAT FEELING when somebody calls to say your pet's been found! Unless, of course, that somebody barely speaks English and you can't understand a WORD they're saying. It's Miguel! And he's found a guy's lost dog in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-08-15

Phone Tap PODCAST: Coming to America

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We got an email from a guy who wants to prank his girlfriend... she recently came to America from Columbia. SO, Jubal calls her up from immigration to mess with her a little bit. She needs to know that things work a LITTLE DIFFERENTLY here in the States. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-08-14

Phone Tap PODCAST: Customer Service Last Day

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How would you behave if it was your LAST DAY working at your job??? Probably a little bit like Jubal does in today's Phone Tap... He's SUPPOSED to be helping a woman with her cellular plan, but honestly... he couldn't care less. Hear it in the PODCAST!
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Published 2014-08-11

Phone Tap PODCAST: Mikey is the Coolest

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It's always a good time to call someone and say that you know them through Facebook... and when they don't recognize YOU, just start CRYING uncontrollably. Fun right?? That's what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP. Why doesn't Mikey LIKE him!?!? Listen in the PODCAST!
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Published 2014-08-08

Phone Tap PODCAST: Fertility Dr. Dick

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Jubal poses as a fertility doctor and calls a woman's husband to let him know... that his wife is FERTILE... very very VERY fertile. Jubal might sound a little inappropriate, but hey! He's not your average doctor! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-08-05

Phone Tap PODCAST: I’ll Smite You

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Jubal calls a guy to let him know that he still owes his local church PAYMENT for the baptism of their daughter... it's just $500... and they need him to pay ASAP or the baptism will not be recognized as "official". Don't make Jubal smite you! Hear it the in PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-08-04

Phone Tap PODCAST: Phone Scammers Scam

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A woman named Samantha is waiting for insurance to speak with her about a hit and run that happened on her parked car... Unfortunately, the "agent" calling her is JUBAL (aka. "Mr. Customer Service)... and he's got some bad news for sweet Samantha. Hear it in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-08-01

Phone Tap PODCAST: Keegan, Get Off the Phone!

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There are certain evil children out there, who will stop at NOTHING to embarrass their parents. That happens when Jubal makes a call to a certain "sexy lady"... and his OWN SON jumps on the phone to ruin everything! AWK-WARD! Listen in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-07-31

Phone Tap PODCAST: Crime Scene Apartment

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A guy is moving into his first apartment with his girlfriend this Saturday... but Jubal calls to say that it's not going to work.... because something "strange" happened at his new place and it needs to be cleaned up. Listen to the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-07-30

Phone Tap PODCAST: Kyler Goes to Space Camp

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There's a little brace-faced teen out there with a foul mouth and big dreams... his name's Kyler, and he just wants to go to Space Camp, but he needs to get enough money to go. So he'll call up local businesses and ask for cash until he can achieve his goal!
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Published 2014-07-28

Phone Tap PODCAST: International Breasts

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Jubal calls a woman who's just a few days away from a breast augmentation... And he just wants to go over the all new "options" that are available out there in the boob world! You know, it's 2014... and a lot of things have changed (for the better?). Hear Jubal's suggestions for her lovely lady lumps in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-07-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Pook Moves In

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Big Pook is back again! And he's staying for a few days at a friend of a friend's house... Pook just needs to check to make sure the guy is hooked up with HBO... Because there's some AWESOME stuff on HBO that has Pook very excited to "move in"... errr....i mean, what?! Hear it the Phone Tap!
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Published 2014-07-10

Phone Tap PODCAST: Hardcore Knit

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Jubal calls a woman who signed up for a beginner's knitting class... the problem is JUBAL takes knitting VERY VERY seriously. And he doesn't want anybody in his class who doesn't want to learn with a vengeance! That's what it takes to knit. Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-07-09

Phone Tap PODCAST: Power Tie

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Jubal calls a department store saleswoman with a complaint... she sold him a beautiful red tie last week. And that tie COMPLETELY RUINED HIS LIFE. It's time for payback! Listen in the Phone Tap.
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Published 2014-07-08

Phone Tap PODCAST: You Murderer

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Jubal poses as an officer of the law... and accuses a guy of doing something illegal. He doesn't really have any PROOF... but it's just a hunch. And when you're a veteran cop like JUBAL, you gotta go with your gut.
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Published 2014-06-25

Phone Tap PODCAST: Watch Gammy

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Jubal calls a pet-sitter to watch over "Gammy"... the problem is Gammy isn't EXACTLY what people normally call "a pet"... will she still be cool with it? Let's find out in the PHONE TAP!
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Published 2014-06-24

Phone Tap PODCAST: Your House Came Down

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Today, Jubal Phone Taps a woman who's been having problems with her house renovations. Apparently, nothing is going right and she's been complaining to the contractor for weeks. So it's the PERFECT TIME to tell her there have been a few more problems. Hear her reaction in the PODCAST.
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Published 2014-06-20

Phone Tap PODCAST: Cell Phone Therapy

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A guy emailed the show and said if you Phone Tap his buddy and just Mention his ex-girlfriend, then he we'll FREAK OUT. So Jubal tried it. And the dude gets MADDER than we even expected! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-06-17

Phone Tap PODCAST: Prostitute Face

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A young lady is considering leaving Seattle and heading down to Los Angeles for a shot at FAME! Well, talent agent "Topher Sparks" thinks she has EXACTLY what it takes to make a big impact in Hollywood! It just might not be the impact she was hoping for... Hear it in the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2014-06-13

Phone Tap PODCAST: DIE Already

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Jubal is FED UP with old people and all the discounts and special treatment they get (all because they've stayed alive for a long time)... That's why he's started an ANTI-Old people organization called "DIE Already"! Can Jubal convince another woman to support him and his cause??? Let's find out in the PHONE TAP.
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