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Published 2014-01-30

Phone Tap PODCAST: Bronco Spank

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Jubal calls up a father and tells him that his son needs to be picked up from school immediately. WHY?? Because it's the week before the Super Bowl and his son wore a Bronco's jersey. How DARE he!?! Listen to things escalate the PHONE TAP.

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Published 2014-01-23

Phone Tap PODCAST: Candy Crush Addict

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Jubal calls a woman to tell her that her addiction has made her husband so concerned, that he's paid me $1500 to have her admitted to rehab. Whats her addiction? The video game "Candy Crush" of course. The worst of all kinds! Hear it in the PHONE TAP.

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Published 2014-01-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Mars Side Story

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Jubal tells a woman that she got the LEAD ROLE in the play "West Side Story". But there will be a small change in the script... it's all going to take place on Mars with aliens and robots. Is she up for it? Listen to the PHONE TAP!

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Published 2014-01-17

Phone Tap PODCAST: Jubal 49ers Interview

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After Jubal's VIRAL PHONE TAP on a 49er fan earlier this week, a blogger in San Francisco wanted to do a phone interview... so Jubal agreed! But then Jubal decided that he would phone tap the poor guy instead! YES! Hear it in the PODCAST!

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Published 2014-01-15

Phone Tap PODCAST: Your Suit is Ruined

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A man is very unhappy with his dry cleaner. Apparently, the food & drink stain on his suit was not cleaned properly... So Jubal calls from the dry cleaner and tells the guy he should learn to be a cleaner eater. Listen to the PHONE TAP.

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Published 2013-11-26

Phone Tap PODCAST: Happy Spanksgiving!

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You've been to a Thanksgiving dinner... but have you ever been to a SPANKSGIVING dinner?? It's EXACTLY the same as Thanksgiving... except TOTALLY different. And Jubal needs to hire a caterer for it! Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-11-25

Phone Tap PODCAST: Hey Card Girl

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Remember Estaban's Smash hit "Tan Girl"??? Well he's back with a BRAND NEW SONG about a lovely new lady in his life... it's called "Card Girl". Hear him sing his heart out in the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-11-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: You Stole Shampoo

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You know those tiny shampoo bottles they have at hotels?? You know those aren't free, right? Yeah, you have to pay for those... At least that's what Jubal TELLS a woman in today's PHONE TAP! Now she owes the hotel $150?!? Listen to the PODCAST.


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Published 2013-11-21

Phone Tap PODCAST: Kyler Wants an Old Person

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Everybody’s favorite foul-mouthed teen, Kyler Korsington, is BACK and he wants to earn his merit badge for helping the eldery... So he calls a rest home to see if he can RENT ONE for the day?!? And he's not going to take NO for an answer. Listen to the PHONE TAP!


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Published 2013-11-20

Phone Tap PODCAST: Working Poor

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A guy gets upset when Jubal calls him and says that there have been fraudulent charges applied to his card... Oh wait, he's not mad about THAT part... it's the fact that Jubal keeps telling him that he's WAY TOO POOR to be spending that amount of money! Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-11-19

Phone Tap PODCAST: Christian Gay Cruise

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Christian is back as a travel agent and he has a BIG surprise for a guy named Barry... The cruise his buddy booked for them ISN'T EXACTLY what he thought it would be... but he should totally be a naughty little sailor and still go. Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-11-18

Phone Tap PODCAST: Big Pook "Super Booty"

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Our old pal, "Pook" is back...and he's calling a bank because he needs a big loan to make his new original movie called "SUPER BOOTY"! C'mon... if you heard a title like that you'd HAVE to give him the money for it. Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-11-15

Phone Tap PODCAST: Break a Date PART 4

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It's National "Dump Day"! So Jubal is going to call a poor sucker from the "Break a Date" HOTLINE and tell him that his girlfriend is giving his chubby ass the boot! It's not AWKWARD... It's "Break a Date"!! Listen to the PHONE TAP.
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Published 2013-11-06

Phone Tap PODCAST: Miguel the Attorney

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If your neighbor was suing you for thousands of dollars for cutting down a tree... the LAST person you'd want to hire as your lawyer is Miguel. He can barely even speak English, but he'll defend you to the death! Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-11-05

Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr. Bruce Wangfer

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There's a teacher at school that's out on the PROWL... His name is Mr. Bruce and he's ready to make all the cougars at his school "purrrr". Listen to him work his magic on one of his student's moms in the PHONE TAP!


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Published 2013-11-04

Phone Tap PODCAST: Twerk Teacher

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Jubal calls an elementary school teacher and DEMANDS to know why she's teaching her students about "twerking"... Apparently Jubal's daughter won't stop twerking all over the city and it's ALL this woman's fault! Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-10-30

Phone Tap PODCAST: Trish the Bish

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Sometimes girls can be a little CATTY with each other... and sometimes they can be just downright mean! Listen to this girl UNLOAD when Jubal tells her that another woman has been talking smack behind her back in the PHONE TAP!


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Published 2013-10-25

Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted and His Cupcakes

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One of the WORST THINGS you can do is ask a woman if she's pregnant when she's not... And that's EXACTLY what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP! This is what happens when you put Ted the Stoner in charge of a cupcake shop.


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Published 2013-10-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Gold Dimmers

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Jubal tells a guy that his bathroom remodel is going to be $12,000 more expensive than he originally thought... But hey, at least those new solid gold light dimmers are going to make that bathroom SPARKLE! Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-10-18

Phone Tap PODCAST: Toast Busters

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Jubal tells a woman that he will pay her $1000 to sing commercial jingles for his new toaster repair company... This PHONE TAP is proof that people are willing to do pretty much ANYTHING for the right amount of money! Listen to the PODCAST.


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Published 2013-10-15

Phone Tap PODCAST: Duff on His Boat

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Resident meathead, Duff, calls up a total "breezy" because he heard she just got DUMPED... She'll probably feel better when Duff invites her onto his super SWEET boat. Chicks dig boats. Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-10-10

Phone Tap PODCAST: Hey Tan Girl

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Meet Jubal's NEWEST CHARACTER, Estaban! He loves house music, wearing under armour with lots of gold chains and going to tanning salons to hit on the chickas! Now he needs a girl to star in his new music video! Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-09-30

Phone Tap PODCAST: Mattress Party

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Jubal calls a mattress store because he wants to make sure his new bed can take a SERIOUS "pounding" before he buys it... Do you know what we mean? Neither does the mattress salesman in the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-09-25

Phone Tap PODCAST: Pook Dentist Video

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"Big Pook" is back and he has a message to give all the children... "Brush dem teeth!" So he wants to use a dentist's office to make a BADASS music video, but the dentist isn't so thrilled about the idea. Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-09-23

Phone Tap PODCAST: Flowers to Myself

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Jubal calls a flower delivery service because he wants a bouquet delivered... to HIMSELF?? Yea, it's weird but Jubal's still pretty emotional after his breakup with his girlfriend and he's coping the BEST he can. Listen to the PHONE TAP.


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Published 2013-09-09

Phone Tap: Ted Paints a House

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A woman is on vacation and scheduled her million dollar house to be painted... the problem is stoner Ted is the painter, and he made a TEENY TINY mistake. Hear the woman FREAK OUT in the Phone Tap.


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