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Published 2012-03-29

Phone Tap PODCAST: Assplasty

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Have you heard about the new birthing method that ALL the celebrities are using??? It's called "assplasty" and Jubal wants it done for his wife... Learn all about it in today's phone tap!
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Published 2012-03-28

Phone Tap PODCAST: Thanks for Buying My House

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Angie just bought a new house and is ready to move in tomorrow! But there are a few MINOR issues with the property that Jubal should warn her about... Whatever, Jubal is just happy to have finally sold the damned place. Hear what happens in the phone tap!
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Published 2012-03-27

Phone Tap PODCAST: 30 Percent Pay Cut

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Jubal pretends to be Reggie's new manager and calls to tell him that everybody is taking a 30% pay cut!?!? But wait, there's GOOD NEWS... Jubal is an expert motivational speaker and he's going to help Reggie through it. Hear what happens in the phone tap!
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Published 2012-03-26

Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted Marriage Proposal

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Ted the stoner (Jubal) calls an unsuspecting father to let him know that he's going PROPOSE to his daughter. The problem is Ted has only been dating her for one month!?!? Listen as Bill becomes the MADDEST dad in the world in today's phone tap!
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Published 2012-03-16

Phone Tap PODCAST: Free Trip to Hawaii

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Jubal calls a woman with some GREAT NEWS... she just won a FREE TRIP to Hawaii!!! But it's not THAT easy... she has to read a few WEIRD lines for the company's promotional ad. Listen, as Jubal asks Mahaliah to say some really RIDICULOUS things to please the sponsors in the phone tap.
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Published 2012-03-13

Phone Tap PODCAST: Storage Locker Auction

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With his storage locker holding a $10,000 comic book collection, Chris gets a phone call with horrible news. Jubal accidentally auctioned off his ENTIRE LOCKER!! At least Batman is on the case?? It'll make sense once you listen to the podcast. OR WILL IT???? I'M BATMAN
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Published 2012-02-24

Phone Tap PODCAST: Towing Charge

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Will just had got car towed and needs to pick up it up. Unfortunately, Jubal is the tow operator and he's going to place some EXTRA charges on the vehicle. Hear what happens in the phone tap!
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Published 2012-02-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Duff the Babysitter

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iDeena's friend is new to Seattle and gets a recommendation for a baby sitter. It's Duff! Sure he has no experience and no qualifications, but should that matter??? See how the mom reacts when Duff tries to convince her that he's the right guy for the job!
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Published 2012-02-17

Phone Tap PODCAST: Chubby Baby

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Kara gets pranked by her husband in today's phone tap! Her 5 month old baby is starting to get pretty chubby and people are starting to complain!?!? Now Jubal HAS to investigate and find out... exactly how fat IS this baby REALLY? Listen in the podcast!
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Published 2012-02-16

Phone Tap PODCAST: Keep It Down

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Jubal calls his upstairs neighbor (Michelle) asking her to "keep it down". She's been having A LOT of guys over lately and the loud noises she makes late at night are getting annoying. Can Jubal get her to quiet down? To be determined... in today's phone tap.
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Published 2012-02-07

Phone Tap PODCAST: Gimme Chevy

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Jubal wants to hire Sam for some voice work in his next big advertisement. It's a $10K job!!! Sam just has to do a little phone interview with one goal... "Gimme Chevy". What does that even mean??? Find out in today's weird and hilarious phone tap!
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Published 2012-02-06

Phone Tap PODCAST: Baby Dolls Teenager

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Cindy gets pranked by her daughter in today's Phone Tap!!! Jubal calls her from "Baby Dolls Gentleman's Club" down in Texas. He's ready to hire Cindy's 17 year old daughter to dance in his club. How does CINDY feel about all this? Listen to her reaction in the podcast!
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Published 2012-02-01

Phone Tap PODCAST: Divorce Papers

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Evan is getting divorced and his best friend wanted to prank him! Jubal calls to see if Evan is ready to finalize the divorce papers. Everything is going fine... until Jubal starts going over ALL the details about the break up. How does Jubal know so much??? Listen to the phone tap, below!
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Published 2012-01-31

Phone Tap PODCAST: I Love Bad TV

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Crystal's husband wanted to prank her. So Jubal calls from the Nielsen TV rating services and wants Crystal to do a little survey. But when she starts listing off her favorite TV shows, Jubal jumps to some offensive conclusions. Hear it in the phone tap podcast, below!
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Published 2012-01-26

Phone Tap PODCAST: Black Widow

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Doug just got engaged and his fiance wanted to prank him. Jubal calls from the Colorado Police Dept. because he suspects Doug is in GRAVE danger. His fiance MAY be the notorious "black widow" murderer. Listen to the phone tap as Jubal tries to SAVE his life!
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Published 2012-01-24

Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted Loses a Car

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Rob wanted to prank his girlfriend after she dropped her car off at an auto-clinic. Jubal calls her up as "Ted" and has NO IDEA where her Grey Mazda is... in fact, he has no idea where ANYTHING is right now. Find out WHY in the phone tap!
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Published 2012-01-23

Phone Tap PODCAST: Tooth Fairy

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Heather's son just lost a tooth and her new neighbor wanted to prank her! Jubal calls Heather because he is ready to sneak into her son's bedroom to take his tooth. Is she ready to welcome "Jerry the Tooth Fairy" into her home??? Listen to the phone tap!
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Published 2012-01-17

Phone Tap: Stolen Amex

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Courtney had her credit card stolen and her roommate wanted to cheer her up with a phone tap! Jubal tells Courtney that he doesn't believe the charges on her card were fraudulent. Now she has to pay for EVERYTHING!??! Listen to the podcast.
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Published 2012-01-12

Phone Tap: Wazzu Applicant

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Jordy just applied to transfer to Washington State University. So his girlfriend thought this would be the PERFECT opportunity to phone tap him! Jubal calls from the Dean's office to see if Jordy REALLY has what it takes to be a Wazzu student. "What's his beer pong record? How many body shots has he done?" Jubal asks ALL the important questions in the podcast below!
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Published 2012-01-11

Phone Tap: Mr. Date Your Daughter

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Jaelynn just turned 18 and wanted to prank her dad. So Jubal calls him up and pretends to be Jaelynn's social studies teacher. Uh oh, I think you know where this is going... listen to the Phone Tap as Jubal tries to get permission to date one his young "students". Podcast below!
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Published 2003-06-18

Phone Tap PODCAST: Negative Nancy

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Jubal calls a Mom to tell her that her son has been misbehaving at school... and Jubal is NOT going to stand for it! That little kid really hurt Jubal's feelings and he's about to LOSE IT! Listen to the PHONE TAP.

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