Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went and got a massage and made the mistake of telling her friend the masseuse was “kind of cute.” We’re taking that comment and blowing it out of proportion!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently “over-served” at a wedding and doesn’t remember much about that night… so we decided to give him a call and remind him of all the major promises he made to a complete stranger!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep  well again!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman whose daughter is applying to colleges, and in order for us to accept her, mama is gonna need to meet our RIGOROUS standards!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel their language-tutor subscription, but when we’re on the phone NOTHING is ever that easy!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN.

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The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim loves a nice watch, and Jeff has the deal of a life time for him! Unfortunately, these watches weren’t sourced very ethically, or even from living people!

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One of our more contentious Phone Tap characters is the 80 year old Alan Winterbottom and today he may have finally met his match by the name of DELORES!

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In your Phone Tap, we’re debuting a new business venture that Silicon Valley entrepreneurs are gonna love: Virtual Reality FLOWERS! It’s just as DUMB as it sounds!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is finally at the stage in life where he wants to purchase his dream car… So of course, his wife emailed us to MESS with him since it’s OBVIOUSLY a mid-life crisis waiting to happen!

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Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim threw a surprise party for a friend and invited a bunch of acquaintances she didn’t know. So Jeffrey's calling to say he's still in the house and can’t get OUT!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone call from Timid Benjamin…

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In your Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.

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You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim’s husband recently changed the name of their Wi-Fi network to something she says its “VERY inappropriate” and today Jeff's calling from the cable company check her for her cheeky name!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to let him know: something about this house STINKS.

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One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic!

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Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s brand new Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling the assistant coach of a kid’s soccer team, and he has a little something different planned for this year’s end of season party and he’s NOT gonna like it…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait?

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it, in a brand new Phone Tap!

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A pharmacist asked us to prank her coworker so today Jose is calling for some help with a bizarre and exotic new condition that you’ll have to just hear to believe!

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What’s the only thing worse than a late caterer? An 87-year old late caterer named Alan Winterbottom!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is 3 months into dating the HOTTEST guy she’s ever been with, and with today’s call Brooke is letting her know there are some VERY interested parties… 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her friends all about her home owners association, so of course, Jeff's gonna do the right thing and PRANK her about it! 

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In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration...

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One of our listeners asked us to prank her boyfriend after she admitted they’ve been skipping their weekly gym workouts lately. And we found the best way to motivate him, is to embarrass him!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a job interview lined up, but we’re calling early to see how badly we can fluster her before her big moment!

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Wouldn’t it be great if returning a laptop to the electronics store went smooth and easy? Not today! It’s the Return of the Mac(book)!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke's trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming??

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We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the Library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a pretty big company, so it’s hard for him to know EVERYBODY in his office, so Jeff's taking advantage of that to say he's the new guy and he needs a BIG FAVOR!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been struggling to get a date recently so his buddy set him up for a prank, and we’re going to revamp his love life with a new technology called RIZZ ASSIST!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with online shopping so Brooke's calling her and enabling all the worst parts of her obsession with a new technology called “WE CLICK!”

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One of our listeners set up her boyfriend to be pranked by us and in today’s Phone Tap we’re taking credit for gifting her those new earrings he’s been so curious about recently!

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We never could have anticipated the reaction we got from THIS Phone Tap where Brooke calls from the bank and pretends to be delivering a fraud alert to an unsuspecting woman. Hear the call right now!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a dad who didn’t help plan his son’s 6th birthday party at all, so he has no idea that "Mojo and the Great Fumblini" are on their way right now as the entertainment!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.

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In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and Brooke's calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day!

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