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Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - Two Cincinnati Kids

00:09:00 - Doing Comedy For The Blacks

00:18:34 - White Audiences Vs Black Audiences

00:25:46 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:27:13 - Rich Guys Into Deranged Shit

00:31:23 - Working With Comedy Legends

00:36:05 - Gary's New Special & Undercover Boss

00:42:41 - Tom Or Black?

00:46:20 - Florida State Vs Alabama

00:48:30 - Randy Moss

00:54:23 - The Cincinnati Bengals

01:00:46 - Why Move To Austin?

01:05:37 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns" by Sweet Mitchel

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!

Guest Submissions
Chris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcA
Stavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisY
Steve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAg
Dr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2A
Andrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbI
Ryan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8Ps
Johnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLA
Duncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/
Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQ
Steph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdg
Mark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-c
Josh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://youtu.be/HmViwV_10yk
Armie Hammer - Ep. 791 https://youtu.be/-Ay7j-X-Wxs

Mommy Submissions
Daniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaE
Douglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238
Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGc
Kaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hk
Bobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs

Your Mom’s House Ep. 825

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:06 - Stavros Halkias - Pig Poutine

00:03:57 - Chris Distefano - Trans Love

00:07:11 - Mommy Kaitlin - Hammy Escapes

00:16:04 - Steve-O - Skyjacking

00:19:24 - Robert Iler & Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Buried For The Kinks

00:22:12 - Mommy Daniel - Pouncey Twins

00:27:46 - Mark Normand - Fat & Gross Segura

00:31:20 - Dr. Drew - Meeting RPC

00:34:59 - Mommy Ellison - Charo's "Bet"

00:42:05 - Andrew Santino - Good Morning Julia

00:46:50 - Ryan Sickler - Jesse Lee Peterson

00:51:54 - Johnny Pemberton - Lathe Death

00:53:33 - Duncan Trussell - Will Blunderfield's Retreat

00:55:44 - Mommy Bobby - Top Dog Blonde Jokes

01:03:20 - Steph Tolev - Pig Poutine Redux

01:06:53 - Josh Potter - Home Here Now

01:12:32 - Armie Hammer - Austin Is Insane

01:13:39 - Mommy Douglas - Good Mornin' Julia Song

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We have such sights to show you! This week, Christina P sits down with horror icon Doug Bradley, the legendary actor behind Hellraiser’s Pinhead, for a conversation that’s equal parts creepy, funny, and surprisingly tender. Doug dives into the origins of Pinhead’s terrifying look, the philosophy behind horror villains, and what it’s like when strangers recognize him as the guy who tormented their nightmares.
Christina presses Doug on whether BDSM aesthetics became mainstream thanks to Cenobites, and if he’s ever had to explain his career choices at awkward family dinners. Doug also shares behind-the-scenes stories of low-budget chaos, midnight makeup chair marathons, and how becoming a horror icon changed his life in ways he never saw coming. With frequent detours into absurdity Doug also proves he’s not just a master of horror—he’s got comedy chops too. This episode is a once-in-a-lifetime crossover of YMH filth and horror royalty...missing it would be a waste of good suffering.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 824

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:11 - Let The Conversation Begin

00:04:08 - Opening Clip: Anybody Want These Sandals?

00:05:43 - Clip: Mr. Big Praises Christina

00:07:15 - Photos Of Pinhead

00:14:17 - Pinhead Takes The MTV Movie Awards

00:20:35 - Basic Questions

00:23:19 - Clive Barker

00:31:27 - Behind The Mask

00:38:06 - Hellraiser

00:46:20 - The Origins Of The Cenobites' Names

00:55:41 - Hellbound & Horny

01:03:41 - Master Of Accents

01:14:02 - Arsenal Fans & Doug Bradley's YouTube Page

01:21:14 - Mommy's New Boobs

01:27:08 - Closing Song - "Feel The Pain" by Mark Price

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing.
Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert.

From fart sandwiches to Swarovski crystal chairs, and from emotional talks about aging parents to the logistics of anal, this is still a YMH at its purest: filthy, funny, and a little too honest.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 823

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:17 - Opening Clip: Fart Sandwich

00:08:04 - The Return Of The Fart Mic

00:13:45 - Ron White's Cruise From Hell

00:24:03 - Paris Sex Swings

00:31:54 - Clip: Dumb Brazilian Tourist

00:33:05 - Common Law Marriage

00:41:43 - Clip: Exploding Mom

00:42:56 - Clip: Fat Tourist Breaks Chair

00:44:26 - Clip: Fatso Mechanic

00:46:12 - Clip: Cool Karate

00:48:24 - Clip: Energy Sex

00:51:37 - Cracker Barrel Ambassador

00:57:20 - Sons & Fathers

01:01:56 - Ron's Comedic Words Of Wisdom

01:08:16 - Wrap Up

01:12:12 - Closing Song - "Delta White Mousepad" by Kosher Charro, Remix by John Douglass

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This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.
Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 822

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:54 - Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven

00:06:14 - Celebrating Women And Cults

00:17:31 - Scientology

00:27:21 - Morning Talk Shows

00:31:30 - A New CEO Of YMH?

00:43:07 - Clip: Latex Man

00:47:51 - George Washington's Baby Batter

00:52:56 - Palette Cleanser

00:55:22 - Sydney Sweeney

01:03:35 - The Macrons Vs Candace Owens

01:11:44 - Duncan's Final Thoughts

01:13:45 - Closing Song - "Push's Theme" by Eli

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome back the one and only Charo! Charo isn't only here to collect casino money, she's here to drop major news: she’s launching her own YMH show, Muy Mucha Charo… and let’s just say, it’s already the tits!

Charo talks more about her recent move to Austin and how the adjustment is going, and the trio dives into Charo’s own psychological evaluation (spoiler: clinically significant chaos), debates her potential Vegas show “Fart Mistress Live,” and navigates her dream of owning a Mazda Miata convertible—so long as she drives it on the freeway. Plus, Christina’s lipstick line gets a rave review, Bert Kreischer gets body-shamed with love, Charo watches people get hurt against her will, they brainstorm Bad Thoughts season 2 ideas, and Tom reveals a sci-fi colonoscopy story that sends Charo into full-on disownment mode. This episode is a wild ride filled with laughs, borderline diagnoses, mom-manipulation tactics, and of course... plenty of farts.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 821

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Chapters

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00:05:02 - Opening Clip: Fat Guy Is Full

00:18:24 - Muy Mucha Charo Teaser

00:21:37 - Does Charo Like Austin?

00:29:39 - Farts & Charo Bribes

00:37:54 - Charo's Psych Evaluation Results

00:49:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:57:05 - Crazies Behind The Wheel

01:02:21 - Clip: Robot Companion

01:04:44 - Season 2 Of Bad Thoughts

01:15:49 - Closing Song - "BURP" by Wes

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Tom’s fasting, Christina’s gassy, and Joe DeRosa is back with a brand new comedy special and hot sandwich takes about a major New York institution. The show kicks off with a debate over whether fighter pilots could get away with call signs like “Stanky Cock” or “Big Dick.” The Main Mommies next dive deep into the aftermath of their staff psych evals, with borderline revelations, some tampon talk, and a real concern for Enny’s suspiciously normal results. Tom also opens up about his multi-day fast, shrinking penis, and terrifying wellness advice, while Christina celebrates colonics as feminist self-care.

Then, Joe DeRosa enters the chat. The trio debates Hitler as a motivational speaker, Dan Peña’s castle energy, building houses on famous murder sites, and the growing arms race of celebrity sex criminals. Joe also dishes on Bradley Cooper visiting his sandwich shop, fantasizes about quitting comedy to work at Best Buy, and breaks down his bleak-but-hilarious new special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden. Plus: forklift fails, Cosby court swagger, Lena Dunham's cones, and how to turn fart jars and armpits into financial freedom.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:08:51 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:23:11 - Brad Pitt In Fight Club Skinny

00:31:05 - Lena Dunham

00:37:05 - Clip: Bottled Farts

00:39:49 - Joe DeRosa, Dan Pena, & Murder Houses

00:48:28 - The Cosby Problem

00:59:22 - Woody Allen & Roman Polanski

01:13:33 - Drunk News Anchor

01:17:23 - Joe's New Special & Best Buy Fantasy

01:26:27 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:30:47 - Joey Roses Sandwiches

01:40:30 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously) By Odd-Track Numbers

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tommy welcome Dr. Hope Torres, an Austin-based licensed professional counselor specializing in trauma and personality assessment to analyze Tom, Christina, and the entire YMH staff. Before the doctor is in, the Main Mommies update us on what they've been up to, Tommy's on a water fast and Tina looks like a crypto millionaire now. They open the show with a really cool guy yelling at a bartender, before checking out a new video of an old favorite, Dan Pena, who explains why he likes having a painting of Hitler in his office. They also check out a clip of Charlize Theron bragging about banging a dude in his 20's and Christina shares her thoughts on the movie "Sinners" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm.

Dr. Torres then comes in and shares the results of a personality assessment that everyone at Studio Jeans filled out and determines on a scale of normal to traumatized combat vet where Tom, Christina, and the entire staff rank. She walks the YMH crew through their results on the PID-5 personality inventory (DSM‑5). and breaks down the personality domains like anxiety, impulsivity, narcissism, and eccentricity. There's also plenty of insight into how trauma, dissociation, and childhood behaviors can shape adult personality. Whether you’re looking for laughs, self-reflection, or a crash course in personality diagnostics, this deeply human episode is a must-listen.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 819

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:13 - Mom & Dad Updates

00:13:13 - Opening Clip: Angry Dad

00:19:42 - Bert Kersher Interrupts The Show

00:23:05 - Dan Pena

00:32:49 - Charlize Theron's Sex Positive Encounter

00:38:06 - Christina Saw "Sinners"

00:46:26 - The Doctor Is In

00:53:24 - Who's Doing Ok?

01:01:02 - Mid Tier Crazies

01:10:55 - Top 3 Psychos

01:27:31 - The Biggest Studio Psycho

01:38:35 - Mentally Ill Main Mommies

01:53:35 - The Other Normies

01:57:24 - Closing Song - "Therapy Breakthrough" by Pete Sake

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SPONSORS: - Order on DoorDash and save big during Summer of DashPass. Sign up today! DashPass benefits apply only to eligible orders. Terms apply. This week on Your Mom’s House, we've got a real throwback episode as Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by the always hilarious Ryan Sickler! Before sickle cell slides into the Mommy Dome, Tom and CP kick things off with a wild opening clip featuring a vulgar homeless man in a McDonald’s, discuss Love Island’s dumbest contestant, and CP raises her art price. They also break down zodiac signs, death row meals, Jeff Bezos's wedding, Oprah's lesbian love life, and why chicks might just be a little dumb sometimes. Ryan Sickler joins the fun and the trio covers everything from a defecating police chief and the chocolate booty obsessed guy also named Ryan to horrible or hilarious fails—including a bull attack, a shit flood, and one extremely unfortunate motorcycle. Ryan shares a killer story about a guy named “Joey Uno” and relives his worst high school nickname. CP gets roasted for looking like the Hamburglar, and Sickler drops a disgusting, classic YMH-worthy dump tale. Oh—and there’s a deep dive into feeding your meow with fruit, plane meltdowns, Will Smith’s weirdness, and roleplay gone very wrong. It’s a banger. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 818 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:09 - Opening Clip: I Get My D Sucked 00:08:51 - Love Island UK Dummies 00:19:16 - Jeff Bezos Wedding + Oprah's Lesbian Relationship 00:25:30 - What's Your Sign? 00:33:04 - Ryan Sickler 00:36:26 - Hostile Work Environment 00:42:31 - Big Ryan Energy 00:52:59 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:02:27 - Sweet & Sour Broads 01:08:41 - Will Smith 01:15:40 - Holding Space For Bad Thoughts 01:21:42 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously)" by Odd-Track Numbers

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back in Los Angeles! CP’s rocking a bold Zorro-inspired new look and Tom shows off his scar from a street fight with a surfer, and they both break down the fine line between plastic surgery and mental illness.

The Main Mommies check out some truly unhinged videos including Adrien Brody’s social media posts, a clip about parasites in places they shouldn’t be, and some gay black dudes swapping spit. Plus, Tom shares the story of his loudest gym fart, CP raises the price of her art, and the two debate whether posing nude at art school is the key to escaping homelessness. Tommy F-Stop also makes his debut on the show, Tom’s kids are as feral as ever, and CP walks us through the bloodiest promo idea ever based on her recent surgery. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 817

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:05 - Opening Clip: Ryan Likes Ass

00:08:11 - Christina's New Look & Tom's Surfer Fight

00:20:25 - Adrien Brody

00:24:54 - Goth Basketball Player

00:27:53 - Gay Stuff For Enny

00:32:25 - Clip: Parasites In Your P

00:35:02 - Gym Farts

00:40:24 - Who's More Mentally Ill?

00:45:32 - Movies

00:49:23 - Tommy F-Stop

00:57:20 - Laugh Till Your Face Falls Off

01:02:51 - Closing Song - "4 Stroke Anthem" by Gaping Dad

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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!

We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.

Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:06:12 - Opening Clip: Don't Message Me

00:10:40 - The Horny Cowboy

00:18:27 - Clip: Dom Sesh Prep

00:21:38 - More Gay Stuff

00:28:16 - Sinners

00:37:13 - Johnny Pemberton's Best Work

00:49:33 - What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay

00:53:27 - Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin

00:58:44 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:04:51 - Pouch Leggings

01:10:31 - Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep

01:14:17 - TikToks

01:19:37 - Red Lobster

01:24:30 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience.

The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 814

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:36 - Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler

00:14:49 - Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty

00:17:49 - Steph's Familiar Boyfriend

00:19:54 - US Citizenship Test

00:23:31 - Norm's Poutine

00:26:47 - Clip: Break It

00:27:30 - Clip: Norm's Cups

00:29:59 - Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping

00:33:08 - AI Keanu Reeves

00:40:51 - Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals

00:50:50 - Call With Tony Johns

01:02:49 - All Bricked Up

01:05:54 - Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart

01:09:07 - Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army

01:11:44 - Clip: Meghan The Narcissist

01:13:17 - Clip: Lucky To Be With Me

01:13:58 - Jamie Kern Lima

01:17:04 - Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal

01:19:23 - Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo

01:23:19 - Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.

We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,

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Chapters

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00:04:00 - Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops

00:09:53 - Not A Damn Chance!

00:15:25 - Tony Johns Booted From IG

00:19:49 - King Ass Ripper Update

00:24:03 - Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame

00:34:04 - Prince Stories

00:38:03 - Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic

00:40:39 - Clip: Hot Firefighters

00:41:42 - Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay

00:45:29 - Sinners & Mission: Impossible

00:48:38 - Clip: Crush Daddy

00:49:28 - Tom On Monday Night RAW

00:53:14 - The French President Slap

00:58:13 - Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves

Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 812

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:42 - Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String

00:07:05 - Norm Summerton Update

00:17:41 - Gay Stuff

00:23:50 - Scammed By Keanu

00:28:02 - Hassling Denzel At Cannes

00:31:55 - Clip: Pup Play At Cannes

00:33:17 - Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu

00:40:20 - Comedy Broads

00:47:57 - Dealing With Trauma

00:53:47 - Clip: Youthful Yoni

00:56:50 - Please Like Me

01:04:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:08:59 - Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel

01:11:36 - Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain

01:13:52 - A Pish Break & A Fart

01:18:16 - Christina's Curations

01:37:39 - Wrap Up

01:39:11 - Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What’s everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week’s lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns.

Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 811

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:07:15 - Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody

00:14:57 - A Pazsitzky Effect

00:20:39 - Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials

00:29:46 - Tony Johns Update

00:33:01 - Algorithms

00:35:40 - Brent Weinbach Apologizes To The Sponsors

00:43:24 - High School

00:48:15 - The Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time

00:51:30 - Reunions & Tourist Stuff

01:00:07 - Gimp Comeback

01:05:42 - Special Delivery From Amazon

01:09:18 - Lost Videos & Gay Electronica Music

01:18:56 - Christina's Curations

01:32:31 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:35:15 - Blood Suckers

01:39:22 - North Korean Hotel Room

01:43:52 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon

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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold.

They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name. Don't forget to check your b holes for sores!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 809

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:00 - Fergie's Greatest Hits

00:05:56 - Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting

00:08:17 - Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy

00:09:32 - Opening Clip: Bed Flip

00:14:45 - Tony Johns Is Locked Up

00:22:46 - Mother Tongue

00:31:18 - The Cool Guy Who Got Away

00:42:38 - Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff

00:45:37 - Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets

00:54:05 - Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole

00:54:50 - A New Challenge

00:59:07 - Enny Thoughts

01:03:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:06:54 - Vietnamese Hair Salon

01:11:08 - Dates

01:12:51 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg

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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back from Fantasy Island and the Mommies kick things off with a classic opening clip that'll have you saying, "What?!"
They catch up on Tony Johns’ latest adventures — including his Vegas sex scene and current courtroom drama — plus a surprise call from RPC where he seems down to drop everything and join the Vegas fun! Next, Tom drops the trailer for his brand-new Netflix show and debuts it for the all the Mommies first. Tim and Kirsten also weigh in on Mick Jagger’s wedding, Keanu’s appropriately aged girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow’s face situation, and why taking care of yourself before you're too old is the move. They next go down a TikTok rabbit hole which includes bad haircuts, buffets, secret menu items, portal jumping, Little Debbie honey buns, and fat-shaming in Thailand. All this, plus some music dreams, rougey cocktails, underage drinking nostalgia, lipstick plugs, and a whole lot of gay corn jokes. Pull those jeans up!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 808

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:54 - Fantasy Island

00:09:49 - Opening Clip: WHAT?!

00:14:50 - Tony Johns + RPC Collab?

00:29:33 - YMH Exclusive: Bad Thoughts Full Trailer Premiere

00:35:46 - Lipstick Plug & Greased Up

00:37:55 - Mick Jagger Got Married

00:42:19 - Taking Care Of Yourself

00:48:22 - Clip: Ms. Pat Asks Trick Daddy About Diddy

00:49:32 - Clip: Black Light Daddy Pop Star

00:53:25 - Adult Beverages

01:01:47 - Christina's Curations

01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Any C*m In Those Balls" by TPK

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts."

We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 807

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:10 - Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun

00:08:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie

00:10:52 - Clip: 8 Head

00:12:23 - Big Word Blunder

00:19:17 - Clip: YMH Muppets

00:22:03 - Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers

00:25:29 - More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts

00:30:56 - Clip: Baseball Sock

00:37:55 - Clip: Neck Veins

00:39:42 - Broads In Space

00:42:28 - Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams

00:49:13 - Little Person Jokes

00:58:21 - Snow White & Tiptoes

01:05:55 - Try It Out

01:09:18 - A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump

01:18:29 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:25:51 - TikToks

01:34:08 - Shame

01:40:36 - Wrap Up

01:41:47 - Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER

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It’s a big week in the Mommy Dome — Tommy Smurfday and Christina P kick things off with a beautiful clip reminding us that fisting is more than a hobby — it’s an identity. That flows nicely into some stories from a Por Osos gay bar takeover where Tom was apparently the belle of the very gay ball. Meanwhile, CP confesses she had a dream that Tom adopted a selfishly sinful life that involved slurping white, kinky clubbing, and hanging out with Charlize Theron. Then it’s time for a call with Tony Johns, who updates the Mommies on why he got kicked out of a local dive bar, his new OnlyFans photo hustle, and his upcoming scene with Alexis Fawx. Speaking of MILFs, Mother’s Day is around the corner, so consider grabbing one of Mommy Christina's latest lipsticks for that special broad in your life.

We also get an Enny story about his dream girl who ruined it all with a single turd, and a deep dive into some toxic clips, some ladyboy goodness, and a TikTok buffet featuring sprite burps, gendered hair, buttered bread, tapi tapi, and a man with underwear on his head who may or may not be a genius. Plus Christina presents a dealbreaker scenario with a nudist and an environmentalist. This one’s packed tighter than a stuffed pet collection.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:00 - Happy Smurfday

00:08:47 - Opening Clip: Brolapse

00:18:24 - Gay Bar Takeover & Christina's Dream

00:24:51 - Tony Johns Update

00:30:50 - Straight From The Worker's Mouth

00:40:51 - Mother's Day Lipstick Plug

00:41:19 - Clip: Different Level Woman

00:45:13 - Clip: Shopping For Cuties

00:47:44 - Nudist or Environmentalist?

00:52:11 - Enny's Inner Thoughts

00:59:17 - Christina's Curations

01:09:58 - Clip: Gender Affirming Pet Haircuts

01:11:15 - Clip: Masked Amigo

01:13:48 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns Mix" by Sweet Mitchel

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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting.

Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine) and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering.

Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City.

Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 805

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:15 - Tina's Colonoscopy

00:06:39 - Disgusting Habits

00:13:10 - Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts

00:22:01 - Clip: Smelly Flatulence

00:26:36 - RPC: Rebooted

00:36:03 - Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults

00:42:43 - Tony Johns

00:47:53 - Clip: Soft Security

00:49:07 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:53:00 - Spring Jackets

00:59:56 - The Alaskan Avenger

01:04:49 - Clip: Precious Man-Baby

01:08:01 - Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary

01:09:50 - Tour Dates

01:10:44 - Glove Actually

01:13:33 - Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot

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A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40 and then shares some stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:52 - UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies

00:07:20 - Madison Square Garden

00:13:36 - European Public Toilets

00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield

00:23:26 - Fat Flight Attendants

00:29:59 - Those Damn Baldwins

00:37:50 - Schizo Evelyn Montage

00:40:18 - Clip: Family Cloth

00:41:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie

00:44:20 - The Life & Times Of Tony Johns

01:01:32 - Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight

01:09:12 - More Wild & Crazy Stories

01:16:47 - Making Dreams Come True

01:21:33 - Clip: Cone To The Face

01:22:09 - Clip: Dumb Push-ups

01:22:38 - Clip: Well Done Ribs

01:23:12 - Cool Guy Collabs

01:24:56 - Shitty Wedding Speech

01:33:38 - Wrap Up

01:35:30 - Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don’t Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis.

Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin’s unhinged reality show.

Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan’s Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:48 - Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference

00:07:39 - Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy?

00:08:50 - Clip: Fancy Trainer

00:10:43 - Clip: Fired A Client

00:12:01 - Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane

00:24:23 - Hilaria Baldwin

00:34:18 - Bryan Johnson Won't Die

00:43:03 - Anti-Aging Secrets

00:48:58 - Clip: Urine Therapy

00:51:28 - The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland

00:56:57 - Diet & Olive Oil

01:06:23 - Hyperbaric Chambers

01:12:28 - Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine

01:18:24 - Clip: Coffee Enema Queen

01:19:55 - Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub

01:24:00 - Shockwaving Peeners

01:27:53 - Bryan's Personal Life

01:33:26 - Cool Rich Guy Stuff

01:40:04 - Dying Is Dumb

01:50:14 - Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Robert Smith and Christina P are joined by billionaire entrepreneur and Shark Tank legend Mark Cuban.

Tom and Christina are STILL hyped after YMH Live X and recap more of the insanity from that legendary night. Tom next opens the show with an unhinged clip of an old man who hasn't been laid in 30 years, before he brings up his tradition of texting Joe Rogan horrifying death videos. Other highlights include a Hulk Hogan steamer situation, a bizarre Kanye tattoo on an Asian guy, and a deep dive into Charles Manson documentaries.

The one and only Mark Cuban joins the pod, and things get real. Mark opens up about selling the Mavericks, what it’s like to trade a generational talent like Luka Dončić, and why checking his bank account makes everything better. He spills secret rich guy knowledge (like how money makes ugly people attractive), explains why he’s not a yacht guy, and hilariously pitches Tom on buying a private jet.

Mark also talks about being a public dad, his love for working, and why he’s obsessed with the future. He breaks down Shark Tank—from the dumbest pitches ever to surprising success stories like Dude Wipes—and how he’s wrong half the time when investing. The conversation gets even wilder as Mark shares thoughts on hunting Somali pirates, his late-night Twitter beefs, AI, NBA rule changes, and why he’s all-in on healthcare reform with http://CostPlusDrugs.com. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:29 - YMH Live X Still Got Us Hyped

00:10:19 - Opening Clip: Hard Time Getting Hard

00:17:15 - Heavy Reactions

00:21:07 - Deep Diving The Opening Clip

00:24:52 - Clip: A Hulk Hogan Steamer

00:28:33 - Christina P Trashes Meghan M

00:42:48 - Clip: Decent Footjob Review

00:44:49 - Clip: Cool Kanye Tattoo

00:45:39 - Charles Manson

00:53:56 - Mark Cuban Talks Mavs & Luka Doncic

01:00:42 - Secret Rich Guy Stuff

01:08:31 - How To Win At The Sport Of Business

01:14:51 - Dumb Shark Tank Pitches

01:22:33 - Putting Your Kids On The Right Path

01:28:22 - Personal Stuff & Somali Pirates

01:34:31 - AI & The Future Of Podcasts

01:43:01 - Changing The Game

01:47:45 - Mark Cuban's Favorite Things

01:55:47 - Closing Song - "Pussy Glassin" by Lady Money

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In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz!

Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin.

Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:00 - Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate

00:00:00 - YMH LIVE X

00:00:00 - Chicago

00:00:00 - Christina's Hot Black Dream

00:00:00 - Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did

00:00:00 - The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant

00:00:00 - 50 Year Old Loser

00:00:00 - Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories

00:00:00 - Tom & Christina's Kids

00:00:00 - Comedic Scene Shifts

00:00:00 - TradWife Trend

00:00:00 - Dad Things

00:00:00 - American Stand Up & Storytelling

00:00:00 - White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors

00:00:00 - Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories

00:00:00 - Temptation Island Spain

00:00:00 - Aaron The Plumber Fights People

00:00:00 - Sam's Tailor

00:00:00 - Wrap Up

00:00:00 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad

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On this special episode of Your Mom’s House, we celebrate 800 episodes of the podcast that birthed Studio Jeans. On today’s show, we take a look at some highlights from the last one hundred episodes such as Fart Gate, Nadav’s passing, Stavros reacting to Norm’s poutine, and the Enny vs Ryan basketball rivalry. We also look back at Dan Soder’s Chapelle impression, Caitlin Campbell’s daily vlog, ICP’s YKWIS supercut. Other topics include: Garth Brooks, Robert Smith, Bryce Mitchell, Andy Milonakis, Candace Owens, and Alec Baldwin’s new reality show. Here’s to 800 more! Enjoy.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:29 - Opening Clip: Footjob Review

00:09:17 - Clip: Be Young & Ruin Things

00:14:18 - YMH Civil War: Ryan Vs Enny

00:28:05 - Stavros Reacts to Norm's Poutine

00:31:50 - Garth Brooks, Dan Soder's Chapelle Impression, & Robert Smith

00:39:15 - Nadav's Passing & Caitlin Campbell

00:46:14 - ICP YKWIS Supercut & Airtight Abby

00:50:28 - Fart Gate

00:58:44 - Ice Cold Pepsi, Bad Haircuts, & Bryce Mitchell

01:09:48 - Alec Baldwin Reality TV & Candace Owens

01:17:09 - Episode 800 Wrap Up

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Pull those jeans up over your head! It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos.

Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:03 - Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads

00:15:41 - Opening Clip: Big Word, What?

00:21:16 - YMH LIVE X

00:24:57 - More 'Appy Burfdays

00:30:51 - Puff Daddy Doc

00:37:14 - Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright

00:39:21 - Comedy Show Fails

00:49:12 - Tour Dates & OnlyFans

00:53:09 - Clip: Dad Pranks

00:56:09 - Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband

00:58:22 - Clip: Morning Rub

01:00:03 - My Husbands Not Gay

01:06:05 - Clip: Pissfluencers

01:06:50 - Back To The Gay Husband Show

01:10:52 - Too Fat For Waymo

01:15:19 - Hit And Run

01:21:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:29:23 - Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul

01:30:40 - Clip: Down For Some Me Time

01:31:24 - Clip: Fart Hard

01:32:21 - Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner

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Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not? We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:45 - Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts

00:08:49 - Try It Out Tommy

00:17:14 - Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret

00:21:10 - Clip: Whistling The Hits

00:24:12 - Clip: Bert Kershire

00:27:11 - Clip: Danger Farts

00:30:40 - Clip: Trust Black Women

00:32:44 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem

00:35:16 - Clip: Charo Disney Employee

00:36:13 - The Service Industry

00:43:59 - Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy

00:58:35 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks

01:01:54 - Clip: Jaden Smith's Castle Hat

01:02:26 - Goth Tom

01:04:35 - Clip: Spirit Airlines Throw Down

01:06:08 - Black Chicks, Cholas, & White Boyz

01:14:46 - Clip: Eye Witness News

01:17:08 - Clip: Are You Dating A Misandrist?

01:19:28 - Clip: Open Defacation TED Talk

01:23:33 - A Message To Candace Owens

01:30:44 - Some TikToks

01:34:30 - Closing Song: "10 Milli Tom" by Rick G

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man.

Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler

00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy

00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler

00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots

00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys

00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin'

00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment

00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks

00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order

00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested

00:52:54 - TikToks

00:57:59 - A Normal Life

01:11:23 - Clip: A Barrel Roll

01:14:20 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:17:31 - Garth Brooks

01:22:34 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer

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Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below!

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Chapter Markers

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00:02:13 - Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner

00:05:49 - Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It

00:13:09 - Christina Makes A Great Point

00:15:57 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru

00:19:32 - Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj

00:26:43 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem

00:30:43 - William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse

00:34:32 - Clip: Norm Summerton

00:35:28 - Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong

00:36:31 - The Romani People

00:43:10 - Gauntlet Of Puke

00:53:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:58:02 - Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal

00:58:58 - Clip: Flossing Nurse

01:01:01 - Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix

01:02:41 - TikToks

01:16:04 - Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton.

Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 795

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips

00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol?

00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent

00:13:41 - RPC

00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit

00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form

00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels

00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You

00:31:38 - The Royal "We"

00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman

00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality?

00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting

00:48:44 - Cancel Culture

00:54:07 - Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats

00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny

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01:17:47 - Classic Comedies

01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender

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She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:04 - Charo Is In The House

00:03:27 - Opening Clip: Happy Trail Bear

00:06:02 - Vacation Star

00:15:57 - CharOFans

00:26:21 - Clip: Thumbs Way Up

00:31:20 - Clip: Piss Nuke

00:32:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:36:25 - Ad Break

00:41:12 - Notting Hill

00:47:05 - Clip: Will Blunderfield's Stink Portal

00:48:29 - Clip: Hazing

00:49:34 - LA Wildfires

00:53:43 - Clip: Feeling Good Forever

00:56:14 - Squirrels

01:00:35 - Bridge & Facial Enhancements

01:05:33 - Clip: Dancing Sloppers

01:07:32 - Happy Birthday Drive Thru Prank

01:17:49 - Extremely Serious

01:25:31 - Time To Clean Up The Act

01:31:19 - TikToks

01:38:10 - Classic Charo Voice Clips

01:48:40 - Closing Song - "I Love Smelling My Farts" by Will Blunderfield

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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account.

Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades, including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk

00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat?

00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men

00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist

00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus

00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes

00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar

00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t

00:34:50 - Fun With Accents

00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime

00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF

00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder

00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating

01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers

01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione

01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer

01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr

01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story

01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires

01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill

02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen

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Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers.

Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out!

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:34 - Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man

00:07:10 - Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick

00:14:26 - Christina's Latest Creation

00:17:49 - The Mommies Want A Charo OF

00:22:22 - Clip: Russian Fart Streamer

00:22:52 - Fancy Chef Update

00:31:12 - Clip: Drive-Thru Prank

00:35:33 - Petting Zoo Story

00:40:14 - Clip: White Big Word

00:48:04 - Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli

00:53:45 - New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States

01:02:41 - Clip: All Terrain Accident

01:03:13 - Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks

01:10:50 - Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya

01:11:42 - Crazy Japanese Game Shows

01:14:17 - Clip: Splits Machine

01:14:43 - Mr. Hands

01:22:45 - Clip: BMX Hard Landing

01:23:55 - Showing Sam The Opening Clip

01:26:28 - Would You Rather?

01:32:20 - Clip: Loving Couple

01:33:53 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon

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Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos.

Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out!

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Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment. Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns.

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah!

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Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out.

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OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open.

Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones.

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The main mommies also discuss the viral goth Boise State beach volleyball player, watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, check out some new videos of that greasy pepperoni man, also there's a guy who farts to people over the phone, some of Christina's fabulous curations from TikTok and so much more. You're gonna LOVE this high and tight episode!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back together for a very presidential episode! Tom opens the show with an audio clip of President Lyndon B Johnson ordering some new pants, before playing a message from the brand new president of YMH Studios New Christine! She's got some BIG ideas to make the show greater and is really into cactus videos for some reason. Tim and Tina then move on to discuss some trending killers from TV, including the Dating Game killer, the Menendez brothers, and on that same topic, they also address the Garth Brooks allegations. They also share some stuff they're dealing with in their personal lives, talk about #FartWalk, laugh at some old men doing silly things, check out a tight realtor, and speculate on what's happening with Frankie Valli. Tom and Christina also get a massive surprise visit from comedian Donnell Rawlings to cap things off! This is a great episode, so pull up them jeans and try it out, we got some real slick stuff here.

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by doctor mommy himself, Dr. Drew Pinsky! Tim and Christine reminiscence about Drew's RPC trip, discuss male deviancy, and bring up a question about heavy meth users. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a really cool guy with dirty dentures that has a lot of fun opinions on his Instagram. The trio also talk about funcles, Rogues, socializing, doing fun things with sledgehammers, lower lip loving, and Drew finally gives his analysis on one Fancy Chef. Drew also checks out some Toks, Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some classic videos from the Heavy Segment. Check it out!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by comedian Sebastian Maniscalco! They reminisce about the first time meeting each other and recall a comedy tour in South Africa. Tim and Christine talk to Sebastian about the importance of friendships, social media presences, and why the documentary Grizzly Man is important to their marriage. The trio also discuss proper upbringings, touring nightmares, before getting into some TikToks, RPC videos, and some talented rub artists!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are still basking in the fabulous glow of Fancy Chef's recent visit! They recap how the day went and feel so appreciative of everyone here at Studio Jeans that helped pull it off. Tom next opens the show with a clip of an overeager lower lip lover, which leads to a conversation about public displays of camel toe making a comeback. They also check out a clip of some little league aggression, some touchless tantric massaging, and read an email about a fat methhead.

Tim and Christine are then joined by former Peloton instructor and fitness influencer, Kendall Toole! Tom is a big fan of hers and the reasons couldn't be more obvious. Kendall shares her journey through life and proves that hotness doesn't mean you're immune to adversity or mental health issues. Kendall had to grind, much like the wheels on a spin class bike, to get the life and physique she shows off today. The trio also talk about the Double Soul Shaman, the fat shaming honesty people from foreign countries have, plus Kendall reacts to some classic cool guy clips and experiences Christina's TikTok curations. Now get back on the bike, pig!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, get ready to experience the fanciest episode of all time!

Tom and Christina are joined by the one and only fabulous Fancy Chef! Before Chef lights the fires, Tim and Christine open the show talking about some tit cancer treatments and some hot survivors of this not so hot disease. They then open the show with a clip of Fancy Chef announcing his intentions to make his way to Texas! Tom also shows off some great finds including a really cool lady talking in the tub and the YMH staff details the elaborate process of booking Fancy Chef for the show.

Fancy Chef makes his anticipated entrance and joins the Main Mommies to talk about his life, kitchen experiences, and how fancy Fancy Chef really is. After chatting with Tim and Christine, Chef gets going with crafting a complete 5 course meal live in YMH Studios! While Chef cooks each dish, Tom and Christina continue chatting about some cool gals, the Menendez brothers, their favorite dining spots, and Josh Potter's eating habits. Chef eventually gets cooking and serves dinner before sitting down with Tom and Christina one last time to express his gratitude for sharing his food with them. Hope you're hungry, because this is a wild, not to be missed episode for sure!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by NTP host and AJ Soprano himself, Rob Iler!

Before Robby enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina spar about some recent nighttime behaviors and an update on Christina P's Christina T's. Tom opens the show with a really cool unc with a really cool demand, before Christine gets on a soap box and goes on a tirade about a new type of Barbie she's seen around town. The Main Mommies also check out some more Fancy Chef vids and keep the hype train chugging.

Rob Iler joins Tom and a strangely silent Christina to talk gambling, men's retreats, jury duty, plus size park hoppers, and Fancy Chef. Tom also grills Rob on some of the weirder aspects of his personality that the studio staff have picked up on over the last year of working with him. They also read an email about a colostomy bag sex worker and watch some clips of a transactional relationship involving sniffing sneakers. Try it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 779

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Corey Taylor of Slipknot!

Mommy Christina makes her return to the show after her short hiatus getting Oasis back together! Christina is so glad to be back she even cries some happy tears, she brings us all up to speed about what she's been up to and how she's been feeling. Tommy Buns opens the show with a clip of a guy with some cool advice, which leads to Christina criticizing the inclusivity of the show Bridgerton. This TV gripe inspires Tom to share his own, true crime documentaries focus too much on the victims. Tom also brings Christina up to speed with Fancy Chef and even gets him on the phone to book him for YMH. The main mommies also dive deeper into Oasis, washcloths, a new heir to Fedsmoker's crown, and some cool clips of hole care and chiropractic magic.

Corey Taylor then joins the show to talk about Slipknot's (the album) 25th anniversary, Iowa, and how the band has sustained after all these years. Tom and Christina also get Corey's thoughts on Oasis getting back together, Perry Farrell fighting Dave Navarro, and Dave Grohl's shocking baby momma drama. Corey also checks out some Horrible or Hilarious clips and also indulges in some of Christina's TikTok curations. This is a really HIGH and TIGHT episode!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 778

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