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What’s got Jason splitting his khakis? Find out on today’s show! We also delve into a hostile ant takeover, picking our favorite family members, and the appropriateness of winking. We wrap up the show with a draft of our favorite cartoon animals. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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We are back with some news articles that made us think, ‘Is This Real Life?’. We talk about driving dogs, pig fires, and yogurt grand larceny. We also get a spider related question - just for Jason. Other topics include extra fingers, dogs that don’t poop, and hanging out with fictional characters. We close this out with a draft of our favorite potato based foods. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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On today’s show, we are giving out some solid Life Advice to those who need it most. Thankfully, they turned to the experts and their lives will, no doubt, be forever changed. We discuss topics such as exploring the ocean floor, living on a sailboat, changing our last names, and locker room awkwardness. We close out the show with a draft of our favorite fictional sports characters. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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It’s the end of the world as we know it! On today’s show, we draft the most fascinating existential threats to humanity. We also have a blast rambling about other nonsense like sleeping in, putting our face on money, having a scrawny bodyguard, and the infamous 5 second rule! This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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YUMMAYY! Find out all about Jason’s new revolutionary business plan on today’s podcast. We also discuss Andy’s fighter pilot name, riding tigers, and a competition for the laziest animals. This episode will have you cold & bothered. Speaking of cold, we put this episode away with a draft of our favorite ice cream truck treats! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Everyone’s favorite segment is back! Liar, Liar! Can any of the guys out smart the wise Owl? We also banter about security guards invading our personal space, bank accounts, and sleeping with the lights on. We flush this episode down the toilet with a draft of TP alternatives. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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On today’s show, we are taking you back to school and solving a marital dispute all in one short lecture on trickle down soaponomics. We also discuss eating cereal with water, being the first (or last) person in space, and having a puffer fish-like defensive mechanism. Also, Jason gives us another 60 second explanation about a random topic. We wrap up with an absolutely ridiculous draft of ‘Things to Replace Your Hands’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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We have got some great articles to discuss in today’s long-awaited edition of ‘Is This Real Life?’. We also discuss coma patients and the preferred method of transporting them. Mike also reveals a secret insecurity he has always had & Owl chimes in with something real smooth. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Isolation can’t hold us down! On this episode, we banter about the grammar police, waxing our bodies, and telekinesis. Make yourself comfortable and enjoy some quarantine confessions as we all isolate in our homes. We wrap up the episode by drafting our 'Social Distancing Essentials'. Stay safe & healthy out there! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Happy Monday Spitwads! On today’s show (and every show), we are bringing you tons of logic that is sure to be useful in your every day life. Would you rather get hit with a spitball or a football? Have a car with AC/heat or a stereo? Jason also lets us know about his MANY ex-girlfriends. We then see who can craft the grossest concoction by drafting nasty smoothie ingredients. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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We’re back with more comedy for your Monday! On today’s show, we get into some very serious debates. Would you rather have your parents read all of your texts or your children? How many times is it ok to reuse the same bath towel before washing it? What fruit or vegetable can be thrown the furthest? We then construct a Mt. Rushmore by drafting iconic athletes. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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We have our most requested segment back on today’s show - LIAR, LIAR! Can any of the guys go 3 for 3 against the clever Owl? We also muse on uncomfortable chairs vs. uncomfortable beds & giving compliments vs. criticism. We wrap up this show by finding out how much these buffoons know about U.S. geography in a draft of The Best States. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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On today’s show, we discuss online dating profiles, face tattoos, hot tub etiquette, and surviving in a video game world. In our ‘Life Advice’ segment, we hand out some impeccable advice to some poor folks who were likely better off without it. We shut down the show with a draft of extravagant items we want featured in our luxury mansion. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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You’ll hear a couple new voices on today’s show. With Owl Borland down with the sickness, Judge Giamatti is at the controls and comes in hot with a fresh scat. Then, Yosemite Sam comes in to discuss the archaic method of allergy testing. The guys also discuss airplane etiquette, splitting up the check at a restaurant, and playing our podcast for the Queen. This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! 

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Have you ever just needed a good cry? Then this episode is for you! We are drafting movies that make you cry. Actual tears may or may not be shed during the recording of this show. But don’t worry, we also dive into some really funny topics such as: carpet in the kitchen, waterbeds, resting angry face, running in jeans, Jason’s skiing story, and a whole lot more! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!!

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This episode is ‘BOOM’ing with funny moments! Come along as we tell the tale of our new friend Big Gordo! Jason also shares his favorite popcorn seasoning. And why is Mike contemplating eating fine dining with his foot in his soup? We bring this episode to a close by drafting the best slogans! There are so many, let us know what we missed! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Welcome Spitwads! Try not to step in the Owl scat on your way in. On today’s episode, we find out all about Jason’s shady run-ins with the fuzz. We also answer some very important questions about peeing in the shower and geriatric thresholds. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Hey Spitwads! ‘Is This Real Life’ is back in the lineup today! Come along and find out what headlines had the fellas scratching their heads in disbelief. We also get into some great ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios, as always. We polish off this episode with a draft of the best movie props to display in your home. Don’t miss this one! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Calling all doctors! Please listen & write in to help us diagnose Jason’s medical condition… Also on today’s show, by popular demand, we hit Jason with a surprise new segment. Long time listeners can probably guess what it is in 60 seconds or less. As always, we have some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before we head into the ‘Situation Room’. We close out this episode by drafting ‘Best Colors’ and the guys must rationalize why their picks are the best. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Happy New Year Spitwads! We are back at it with some great new content. On today’s episode, we discover some of the roles Jason was born to play on the big stage. We also have another fantastic edition of Liar, Liar! Will a winner emerge or will Owl stump the trio? We close out the episode drafting movie characters for our laser tag teams! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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We will be back next week with all new content! Until then, enjoy one of our favorite episodes from the Spitballers Vault… Amazing life advice today on how to respond to someone trying to get into the bathroom stall you are occupying. We also explore the pitfalls of trying to protect yourself if you spoke like Yoda. Last week we had an incredibly popular draft of the most memorable TV show theme songs and there were so many that we are also doing a part two of that draft. It's another funny show that you shouldn't miss. Enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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With the season upon us, we are stepping away from the mics for the holidays to spend some time with our families. We will back in the new year with some great, fresh, original content. Until then, enjoy one of our first episodes EVER! … What would you ask for if you had 3 wishes? Andy, Mike, and Jason explore how to make the world a better place via a genie. They also discuss if it is better to have no fingers or no elbows. Finally, the guys have a mock draft of delicious breakfast foods.

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On today’s episode, we talk about noisy and nosy neighbors. Find out what had Old Man Andy calling the 5-0 in true “get off my lawn” fashion. We also talk about inventing holidays, eating sticks of butter, and uncomfortable store purchases. Then we pass the torch on to our draft segment where we draft ‘Best Olympic Sports’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Welcome to the poopocolypse.  This show gets off to a smelly start. We would apologize, but YOU are the folks supplying the content. Eventually, we venture away from butt sniffing, stepping in poop, and poop infused cocktails to end this episode on a merry note with a draft of ‘Best Christmas Songs’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Some things just blow your mind when you find out what people do. Do you lick your QTips? Do people really do that? Do the Spitballers do that? Gross! On today's episode we help you out with more than just gross questions, we tackle marital life advice and a bunch of would you rather questions. Also, there is a Thanksgiving Meal Side Dishes Mock Draft! One of the three guys hates Thanksgiving (WHAT!?). This is an episode you don't want to miss! 

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On today’s show, we discuss which highly invasive, dangerous procedure we would rather have performed by an unqualified professional. We also discuss the pros and cons of parenting a 3 year old boy vs. a 16 year old girl. Then, find out what’s got the fellas dissecting dog poo. Lastly, we close out the episode by drafting ingredients to build the most delicious sandwich. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Find out what ‘Would You Rather’ turned Jason into a high salaried moocher. Then, we discuss how bad it would be to get tased or shot with ballistic bean bags. In the ‘Situation Room’, we find ourselves chasing meerkats, running from clowns, and living out the rest of our days as ocean animals. Things get bloody again as we close the show out with another fantastically stupid Battle Royale draft! Do not miss it!

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The wheels fall off early on this episode. We start by diving deep into a strange flex from one of our listeners. Then we have some serious faux pas during a discussion on human anatomy. We revisit Jason’s presidential campaign as he decides who the best ‘running’ mate would be. We deep fry this episode with a draft of the ‘Best State Fair Foods’. Do not miss this funny show.

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It’s Monday and WE’RE BACK! On today’s episode, we bring back a fan favorite -  ‘Is This Real Life’? Find out what has Owl all choked up just talking about it! We also discuss dreams, nightmares, and getting in trouble for something we did in our spouse’s dream. We power down this episode with a draft of must-have smartphone apps. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Sorry Spitwads! With Andy extremely sick all week, we were unable to get the team together to record a new episode as planned. We will be back next week! Until then, enjoy another classic episode from the Spitballers vault. Come along as we re-experience a #Spitwad favorite! --- The wheels fall off today as these three idiots truly make some big mental errors for your enjoyment. We even find out some more embarrassing information about some of the musical preferences of Andy, Mike, and Jason. Ultimately, the real show is the FOOD FIGHT TO THE DEATH. They draft food that would be used in a battle. Who's food can kill the other two? You'll love this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast. 

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With our fearless host away for the week on a well deserved vacation, we bring to you a classic episode from the Spitballers vault. Come along as we re-experience a #Spitwad favorite! --- The situation room is terrifying today! Jason literally screams out loud as he cannot control his emotions in a genuine act of hilarity. Some weird stuff in today's show from seeing your clone to being stranded on an island together. But there are some funny GEMS on today's episode including the introduction of Gargantula and the smackdown of the most annoying cartoon in history. Don't miss this episode of the Spitballers!

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Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore’s procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason today’s show is full of very specific, complex questions. Luckily, that is what we specialize in. Once we breeze through those with ease, we debate which movie theater snacks are the best in today’s draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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On today’s episode, we return to the smash hit segment “LIAR, LIAR!”. Which of the buffoons will be the best at spotting the fake facts? Before that, we head into the ‘Situation Room’ to discuss scenarios like being stranded in the wilderness and abandoning our families for a spaceship full of cash. We put a cherry on top of this episode with a draft of our favorite months of the year. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Do you know what we hate? Well, you’re going to find out on this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast as we draft our biggest pet peeves. But before that, we debate some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions which have us hypothetically skinny dipping in public fountains, flying cars to work, and seeing everything 5 seconds after it happened. And, in a totally realistic scenario, we discuss which household appliances would be the scariest if they came to life. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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We aren’t proud of all the potty humor in this episode, but we aren’t sorry for it either. After all, this is YOUR fault! On today’s episode, we have a couple great poop themed ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Once we flush those, we move on to some more refreshing inquiries during ‘That’s A Great Question!’. Learn a little bit more about the origins of the podcast before we owned our very own Al Borland. We push this episode over the goal line with a draft of animals for our football team. Yeah, it’s as dumb as it sounds. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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We have heard of ‘staying together for the kids’, but ‘staying together for the kidney’ is on a whole new level. Also on this episode, come along with us as we take a sneak peak at Jason’s funeral. Then, we debate when a public proposal is romantic or just plain cruel. We close this one down with a draft of our favorite Andys, Mikes, and Jasons! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Today we debut another hilarious segment - ‘Liar, Liar!’. Can you spot the lies easier than Andy, Mike, and Jason? We are sure this is going to be another fan favorite segment. Also, thanks to the help of an on-air Google search, we discover something new about bananas! This episode concludes with a draft of the most iconic voices in hollywood. Let us know who we missed. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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On today’s show, we talk about licking planets and interplanetary royalty. We also take the time to find the line between Andy’s generosity and selfishness. Then, find out why Jason doesn’t want his family to listen to this episode. Would you rather people have access to your search history or your purchase history? Lastly, we close down the show with a very annoying draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Have you ever said something out loud and immediately realized how dumb it sounded? Don’t worry, so has Andy. Also, find out what’s got Al Borland raining on everyone’s parade today. In our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss the pros and cons of flossing (the dance) vs. flossing (your teeth). We also have another surprise appearance from our local wizard as we enter ‘The Situation Room’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Even amongst the madness of fantasy football season, we made sure to get into Spitballers Studios to brighten Mondays around the world. On today’s episode, we have some difficult ‘Would You Rather’ questions as well as some ‘Great Questions’. Thank you to all the official #Spitwads out there for supporting the show and submitting some great content ideas. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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NEW SEGMENT ALERT! An all new ‘Is This Real Life’ segment debuts today! Yes, this also means a great new segment audio drop. Don’t miss it! But before that we dive into some more great ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Finally, we wrap this episode by drafting The Best Board Games for a game night. Come along and roll the dice with us. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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You just finish up a #2 and look to the side and realize there is only 1 square of TP left hanging off the roll. What do you do? Mike gives us (too much) information on his personal technique. Also, find out what has Jason shouting “RUINED IT!” as he invades people’s personal space. And after many suggestions, we are doing a ‘Best Sports Movies’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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We had to do it. We have drafted ‘Best Smells’ before so it is only fitting to sequel that with a ‘Worst Smells’ draft. You may not want to listen to this one while eating. Before we dive into that though, we tackle some tough questions like: ‘Would you rather always shake a sweaty hand or always have to chest bump’ and ‘If you can make one law that everyone is required to follow, what is it?’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Today, we announce an exciting new way to support the show and join the new #Spitwad community! Plus, you will get access to our FULL PODCAST ARCHIVE, ad-free, forever! Would you rather always talk like a toddler or walk everywhere like you’re in a marching band? Would you rather have to start every conversation with a joke or an interesting science fact? We also find out Andy’s methods for solving a flat bicycle tire. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Today, Andy begins by sharing a couple stories about Borland from our recent travels. Then, after being approached by our local wizard, we discuss how many years of our lives we would trade in for ‘straight cash homie’. After a few more good ‘Would You Rather’ & ‘Situation Room’ questions, things begin to run off the tracks in our first (and possibly last) Time Travel Draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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On today’s show, one of the Spitballers decides to throw his hat in the presidential race. Can you guess which one? Also, does a Rubix cube equate to a life sentence or early release? If you punch yourself and it hurts are you really strong or really weak? Would you rather be forced to perform open heart surgery on one person, or land a jet full of people? We staple up this episode with an ‘Office Supply Store Battle Royale’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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After a brutal on-air injury, Jason wonders if he will ever sit again. Then, Andy accidentally reveals the secret identity of Producer Borland. After some compelling ‘Would You Rather’ and ‘Great Questions’, we dive into a draft to create the best lineup for our first annual Spitballapalooza music festival. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy 

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Have you ever held the door for someone at a restaurant only to have them jump in front of you on the waiting list? Do you know someone who is a ‘one upper’ or constantly telling extravagant lies? Then this episode will improve your life. We also have some fun would you rather questions like: ‘Cheeto Fingers or Kool-Aid Mustache’? And before the bell rings, we get nostalgic with a draft of ‘Best Recess Games’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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Booty shorts or belly shirts? Which would you rather always have to wear? Would you rather have $50k in bills or $500k in pennies? As always, these brave men are answering some of life’s toughest, most important questions. We put a cherry on top of this show with a draft of the Best Ice Cream Flavors! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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EPISODE 50! We did it, World! Today, a ‘Would You Rather’ question that would actually help Mike’s resting angry face problem. We also discuss the appropriate time to merge when construction forces traffic to one lane. And finally, we give the people what they have been requesting for so long… The Best Video Games of all time draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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