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Hey guys, Jake here. Due to scheduling errors and both me and Thomas' laptop shitting out, we haven't been able to put out eps as usual. But we got his replaced and I got a new one coming in the mail. So we should be back to regularly scheduled programming this week or next. Sorry for the delay. Love you guys. Boston, we have a surprise for you in the fall. Stay tuned.

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JT is back again along with friend of the show Eoghan Gallivan

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sorry been sick maybe some of its good. working on getting better. more video stuff coming soon.

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ok everybody on 3: goooooooooo Thomas 

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George Soros paying me im a paid alligator. at the protest im green and ornery. god made me that way. I aint never been worth a fuck. I live in the swamp. 

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drunk construction stories. just like the show used to be 

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Jake's apartment exploded sorry he'll be back next week

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Ben and Conner swung by to say what's up. Video episode will be up soon. 

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Thank you to the always hilarious Eden for filling in this week. Jake flew to New York to watch the ball drop and got trapped in the Times Square M&M store.

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And thats the Thomas Promise, baby. 

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His wet flesh smashed against her normal mound "im the vampire that fucks you. and I remember every bad fuckin thing that ever happened to me in my whole goddamn life." 


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This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities. 

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THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. I REPEAT, THOMAS WHITE IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. YOU NEED TO GET THOSE TICKETS 

PHILLY, YOUR TIME HAS COME. ME AND THOMAS WILL BE AT NEXT IN LINE COMEDY CLUB SATURDAY JANUARY 24TH AT 9:30. TIX ARE RUNNING LOW.

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The hardened Detective Melvin Ladybug is tested mind, body, and spirit by a curious and mysterious deputy named Johnny Strawberry. 

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Jake Ricca is a comedian, writer, and actor living in Austin, Texas. His sketches are funny as fuck and you can watch them here.

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like the old days 

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My most recent video episode is with the very funny Ronaldo Mercado. Ronaldo runs Wild Card every Sunday at the Sunset Strip in Austin, Texas. Go check that out. 

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a fan favorite from the early video days, now in hi def audio. it is my 6 year anniversary so you guys get two audio experiences for the price of one, and I am going to have dinner. love you guys. thanks for coming to the show. 

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im losing my fuckin mind its over its over its over im dying im dying im dying. yeah can I get a spicy chicken deluxe no pickles with fries and a lemonade. thanks. 

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