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cookie yum yum so good. who gives a shit anymore. come to scuba's tavern nov 10th Chicago 8 PM ticket here Patreon.com/pendejotime 

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Folks it is the year the Thomas. His inventions? Groundbreaking. His work ethic? Unmatched. His phone? Dripping with spit. 

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ridge wallet keeps leaving me on seen so we got some new ads but I am not sure I trust these guys. 

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tales from the titty bars

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question one: could you love a fat bald white man who's mother tells her friends he died? 

question two: do you think it's sexy that I always have film around my mouth? 

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welcome to daddy university of technology 

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professor moriarty is the one behind the kiaboys and only I can stop them

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5000 years of civilization reborn.

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Another riveting journey into the minds of the South's leading intellectuals

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for 200 dollars we convince yo wife she crazy and going blind and that her momma adicctred to porno and then you can leave her for being all of those thangs. 

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its the perfect amount

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life on the coast

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Still a working title sorry

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I smoke so much weed they call me whacker

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this is what the listeners want. life advice and a business idea from Thomas so bad that he would die immediately if it ever came to fruition. sign up for the Patreon at Patreon.com/pendejotime

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have a seat sir, thank you for the pizza. what brings you hear today. I'm gonna have a slice of that. 

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Will joins us to talk about the state of worship music today 

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took a little while to get going on this one so another long episode for the true sick fucks

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hhhello i am hhhungarian red pill christian i come to myami florrrida to marry hot sexy girl who look like laura ingraham and drink like my baba. 

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Your two best friends reminisce on their primes...high school studs, star quarterbacks, gods of the arena.  What becomes lost to this earth can only be regained in the next life.

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tight 90

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making yourself sick to get more drugs from the doctor is something that every young man does a few times in his life. 

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never should have smoked that shit 

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he's fucking everyone's wife 

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boycotting anhueser busch by drinking hand sanitizer and throwing my kids into the pool too hard

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bring back mids

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Had some technical difficulties recording this one so I threw a song on the beginning. Come get your slop -T

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yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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yay 

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mysteries abound 

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Time theft tips for the common man

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hey buddy come over here and wrap me up like a pretzel 

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thomas goes to the Dominican Republic to find a wife 

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Bryan joins us to talk about being a big time low down dog and how it makes you stronger I guess. check out his shows the POD kast and more coming soon. and give him a follow @murderxbryan

edtirs note: fuckin cable shat out this episode but I have a back up. cheers. 

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You and me brother...we're one fusion restaurant idea from making it out of this town.

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honey you told me we could see poop texas on our way to mingus texas and black texas and butt texas

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Thomas is off probation and we're party rocking in the free world

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James Brown voice

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end of the world 

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i fucking love podcasting 

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Thank you to our friend @turdhurricane for joining me. You can find him on Twitter as well as TikTok. Back to business as usual next week

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24/7 baby 

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Will and Nate from A Closer Look join us to chat ASMR, Jared Fogle, and KOing yourself at a bengals game because that's what men do. Follow them on socials

Will: @Senn_Spud on Twitter 

Nate:  @BozoMode On Twitter 

Check out a closer look streaming everywhere. Do it now. 

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tiny peener radio 

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Sorry for the late upload. Jake's fault. I've never done anything wrong -T

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Girl you built like a piece of a old tire

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new song at the end 

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