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Dug through the vaults and unlocked an old favorite of mine. p88 joins us to talk killing yourself. 

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Dug through the vaults and unlocked an old favorite of mine. p88 joins us to talk killing yourself. 

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Published 2021-10-21

trigger warning dromedary death

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160000 camels laid to fucking rest by the australian government. your thoughts on this matter.

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160000 camels laid to fucking rest by the australian government. your thoughts on this matter.

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Published 2021-10-07

justice for tim

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we have been slandering a good mans name on the premiums. tim, one of our cherished Gacy subs, does not ask thomas for pics of his penis and nuts. this was another guy who has since unsubscribed. we apologize for the slander and give our thanks to Tim. lets hear it for tim. 


















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we have been slandering a good mans name on the premiums. tim, one of our cherished Gacy subs, does not ask thomas for pics of his penis and nuts. this was another guy who has since unsubscribed. we apologize for the slander and give our thanks to Tim. lets hear it for tim. 


















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Published 2021-09-30

butt rock boys

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its time we as a society admit that creed isnt that bad. who is with me. 

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its time we as a society admit that creed isnt that bad. who is with me. 

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Published 2021-09-09

whiskey business

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thomas went to Ibiza with his new italian boyfriend so im auditioning new hosts.  first up to bat notorious DJ and whiskey guy Curtis Remarc.

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thomas went to Ibiza with his new italian boyfriend so im auditioning new hosts.  first up to bat notorious DJ and whiskey guy Curtis Remarc.

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Published 2021-09-02

rip jake

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jake bought a pontiac gto w 148000 miles on it and wrapped it around a tree and now hes deader than fuck shows over. just kidding im vacationing in mexico learning the true secrets of the pendejo. 

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jake bought a pontiac gto w 148000 miles on it and wrapped it around a tree and now hes deader than fuck shows over. just kidding im vacationing in mexico learning the true secrets of the pendejo. 

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Published 2021-08-26

last of us 3

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the end of the fuckin world is here and daddy needs some roxy

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the end of the fuckin world is here and daddy needs some roxy

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Our favorite Dungeon Master joins us for a special edition of Pendejo Time. Check out Podcast About List and follow Patches on Twitter @senator_gun

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Our favorite Dungeon Master joins us for a special edition of Pendejo Time. Check out Podcast About List and follow Patches on Twitter @senator_gun

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Published 2021-08-12

toam an yery

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thomas reimagines tom and jerry for a modern, progressive world

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thomas reimagines tom and jerry for a modern, progressive world

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Published 2021-07-29

i feel like fuckin somethin'

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dammit bawby i told you to turn off the damn tick tonk dance videos and go help your mother in the kitchen

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dammit bawby i told you to turn off the damn tick tonk dance videos and go help your mother in the kitchen

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Published 2021-07-01

dont remember

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total black square in my mind. no idea what we talked about. enjoy

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total black square in my mind. no idea what we talked about. enjoy

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Published 2021-06-17

barstool snorts

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dave portnoy if youre reading this hey big guy im ready to be on the network. were just two fun loving gay auctioneers from texas who love football and lifted trucks. 50 million dollars or I will come to your house and shit in your bed so badly it will need to be burned. 

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dave portnoy if youre reading this hey big guy im ready to be on the network. were just two fun loving gay auctioneers from texas who love football and lifted trucks. 50 million dollars or I will come to your house and shit in your bed so badly it will need to be burned. 

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Published 2021-06-10

bravo going dark

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zoom latency was so good on this one that at several points me and thomas were having different conversations. 

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zoom latency was so good on this one that at several points me and thomas were having different conversations. 

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Published 2021-06-03

zoom raider

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Winter storms 30 days of rain and more coming down the pipe god hates Texas but in times of trouble pendejos persevere out of spite out of a desire to see if one day we can do a live show in cleveland and or get a fucked up truck with 500000 miles on it

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Winter storms 30 days of rain and more coming down the pipe god hates Texas but in times of trouble pendejos persevere out of spite out of a desire to see if one day we can do a live show in cleveland and or get a fucked up truck with 500000 miles on it

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Published 2021-05-20

the worst its ever been

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sometimes folks you show up to bat and its not just that you strike out, you shit yourself so bad that your uniform has to be burned and your parents leave the game and drive immediately to a divorce lawyer. this is one of those times. 

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sometimes folks you show up to bat and its not just that you strike out, you shit yourself so bad that your uniform has to be burned and your parents leave the game and drive immediately to a divorce lawyer. this is one of those times. 

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Published 2021-05-13

its already over

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ok bye bye now goodbye!!!!! bye bye for me to you bye bye adios byue bye now goodbye!!!! i go to heaven now i get hit by peterbilt bye 

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ok bye bye now goodbye!!!!! bye bye for me to you bye bye adios byue bye now goodbye!!!! i go to heaven now i get hit by peterbilt bye 

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Published 2021-05-06

Laptop Torture

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If I dont get a fucking job soon I am going to kill myself. This is Jake speaking. Thomas has a job and 1 million dollars. All i have is this broke pecker and these little nuts. And a Nissan Altima. Actually the bank owns that.

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If I dont get a fucking job soon I am going to kill myself. This is Jake speaking. Thomas has a job and 1 million dollars. All i have is this broke pecker and these little nuts. And a Nissan Altima. Actually the bank owns that.

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Published 2021-04-29

VUI

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sorry officer I wasnt swerving I was vibing. cool pistol check mine out. heaven here I come. 

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sorry officer I wasnt swerving I was vibing. cool pistol check mine out. heaven here I come. 

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Published 2021-04-22

Grizzly Vs Skoal

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Civil War 2. Pick a side soldier or face the wall. 

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Civil War 2. Pick a side soldier or face the wall. 

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Published 2021-04-14

Ramadan for White Guys

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Felix Biedermen joins us to talk pills, preworkout, brazilian jiujitsu, and diarrhea. I was clipping on this one don't yell at me. 

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Felix Biedermen joins us to talk pills, preworkout, brazilian jiujitsu, and diarrhea. I was clipping on this one don't yell at me. 

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Published 2021-04-05

Fuck Shit International LLC

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Well we tried to do an in person episode but Thomas' mic picked me up and the room echo just got screwy so if you can bear to listen to it, it is free to a good home. 

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Well we tried to do an in person episode but Thomas' mic picked me up and the room echo just got screwy so if you can bear to listen to it, it is free to a good home. 

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Published 2021-04-01

shartisans

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Thomas the Tankie Engine. Josip Bros Joegan. Yeah whatever motherfucker just download the fucking thing.

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Thomas the Tankie Engine. Josip Bros Joegan. Yeah whatever motherfucker just download the fucking thing.

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Published 2021-03-11

Pain and Hip Hop

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Bad Joints and Big Pun Trivia. What a great episode. 

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Bad Joints and Big Pun Trivia. What a great episode. 

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Published 2021-02-25

Maltzheimers

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3 Colt 45 Straight to the fucking. Straight to the Brain Stem. Forget your name. Forget it all. But I remember. I remember everything. 

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3 Colt 45 Straight to the fucking. Straight to the Brain Stem. Forget your name. Forget it all. But I remember. I remember everything. 

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Published 2021-02-11

Ed Buck of North Texas

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Here comes Thomas, hopped up on Bang Energy Drink and Puff Bars. On the hunt for wide receivers.

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Here comes Thomas, hopped up on Bang Energy Drink and Puff Bars. On the hunt for wide receivers.

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Published 2021-02-04

Applebee's Waitress

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Listen Darlin' I got a Tundra with heated seats and a thermos with some beam in it. I  can take you away from here. It don't gotta be like this. My dad was a Minor League player honey. We got some money put away. 

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Listen Darlin' I got a Tundra with heated seats and a thermos with some beam in it. I  can take you away from here. It don't gotta be like this. My dad was a Minor League player honey. We got some money put away. 

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Published 2021-01-28

15 Minutes of Shame

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Come on down to ITT Tech. Opportunity is just round the bend. 

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Come on down to ITT Tech. Opportunity is just round the bend. 

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Published 2021-01-21

GTO Please

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I forget what we talked about on this one, I really want a 6.0 GTO. 2008. Thomas wants a truck. It is the things that make the man, not the accomplishments or dumb shit like that. 

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I forget what we talked about on this one, I really want a 6.0 GTO. 2008. Thomas wants a truck. It is the things that make the man, not the accomplishments or dumb shit like that. 

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Published 2021-01-15

Couples Therapy

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Thomas and I look back on our trips to the funny farm

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Thomas and I look back on our trips to the funny farm

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Published 2021-01-07

Lone Star State of Mind

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What type of dad will you become? You gotta keep your eye on the ball son. 

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What type of dad will you become? You gotta keep your eye on the ball son. 

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Published 2020-12-23

Jakes Fired

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Almost ruined the podcast with the worst pun I've ever made. 

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Almost ruined the podcast with the worst pun I've ever made. 

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Published 2020-12-14

Body By God

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Been so depressed man I was thinking about buying a metal detector today. Just to have something to walk around with you ever get like that. Don't know what the ep's about

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Been so depressed man I was thinking about buying a metal detector today. Just to have something to walk around with you ever get like that. Don't know what the ep's about

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Published 2020-12-11

It's Free

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You ever been gettin yo shit sucked on and you nut but the bitch just keep on suckin so you just be sittin there all sweaty on the bed like ooohhh-wee! Ooooooh-wee! You nasty bitch! This one got cut short, not our fault thankfully.

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You ever been gettin yo shit sucked on and you nut but the bitch just keep on suckin so you just be sittin there all sweaty on the bed like ooohhh-wee! Ooooooh-wee! You nasty bitch! This one got cut short, not our fault thankfully.

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