TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke has made a huge mistake, and he wants to correct it. Also, it turns out he and Andrew have been on similar missions to obtain a piece of 1980s-era equipment. They discuss these issues, along with the Tragically Hip's final concert and a group of drunk Americans who accidentally found themselves in the wrong country.

Luke and Andrew greet the heat and celebrate summer in this special episode of TBTL! Luke broadcasts from a kiddie pool in his backyard and sips cocktails while Andrew makes his way through a box of Popsicles in Wallingford. They discuss the summers of their childhoods, the time Luke joined a break dancing crew, and why they both are having the best summers of their lives.

Luke and Andrew offer an oral history of their respective relationships with the soft drink Fresca. They also reflect on the demise of Gawker.com and Ryan Lochte's adventures in Rio, real and imagined.

Luke and Andrew compare brands of almonds and rank their favorite frozen novelty treats. They also discuss the end of Larry Wilmore's show on Comedy Central, a reversal in the "Making A Murderer" case, and the latest exploits of Port Townsend's most famous Victorian couple.

Luke and Andrew discuss clean bathrooms, Luke's new beard, amazing Olympic moments, and drink shaming.

Luke returns to TBTL to right the ship and introduce the world to his newest, fuzziest family member. He and Andrew also discuss a bizarre story involving Alec Baldwin and his favorite painting. Plus, why Michael Caine had to legally change his name. And they announce the final four contenders in the Song of the Summer contest!

Special guest Aaron Roden joins the show to make a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about his Air-Raid podcast and to use the word "woke" a lot. He and Andrew (sort of) discuss President Obama's new summer playlist, Aaron's history with Dungeons & Dragons, and why Andrew needs a new bowling nickname, stat.

Andrew and Genevieve visit Sean DeTore's kitchen for Cooking With Sean: Picky Eaters Edition...which really just ends up being a nice dinner with friends. They also discuss whether or not Andrew did the right thing when confronted with an ethical dilemma at the grocery store.

Andrew and Phyllis spend the afternoon bowling, gambling, and drinking Slurpees.

Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins Andrew to discuss their upcoming careers as Olympic athletes, painful moments behind the microphone, and Norway's "Slow TV" movement. Plus, listeners weigh-in on where Phyllis and Andrew should record the show tomorrow. (Ideas include hot tub boats, bbq boats, and stealing Luke's boat.)

Stu "The StuBot" Neuman joins Andrew to talk trash about the other TBTL fill-in hosts. Plus, today's Olympic update involves weird swimmer hickeys and a cruise ship full of tall people. And the first winners of the Song of the Summer contest are announced!

Andrew invites Genevieve on the show to ask her if there are any podcasts she's *not* appearing on these days. They also debate the pros and cons and poopy-water of this year's Olympics. A college in Ohio claims to be unveiling a "Pizza ATM", which makes no sense. They also have an update on Operation Antique Ashtrays and Music For Your Weekend!

Japan's #1 Mixer, Sean DeTore, joins Andrew today to talk terrariums, pinball, push-ups, and the 7 Deadly Sins of Interviewing. Plus, Aaron Mason jumps in the studio just in time to play a special botanical quiz called "Harry Planter." And Sean answers listener questions.

Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason joins Andrew for day two of their podcast experiment. Aaron is in trouble with some listeners after yesterday's show. We discuss that, Andrew's embarrassingly thin skin, and how not to write a Yelp review. Plus: Defend Yourself: Burning Man Edition.

Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason from the Grapes of Rad joins Andrew in the fancy new studios of KIRO radio, where someone has been leaving strange gifts outside the station. He and Andrew discuss the Associated Press' war on flossing, how to "savor" a TV show, and Auntie Jessica's Case Files. Then Aaron insults one of TBTL's most loyal listeners.

Stu "The StuBot" Neuman joins Andrew to sort out the latest scandal to rock the TBTL Song of the Summer contest and to discuss very, very large bologna sandwiches.

Luke finds himself unexpectedly in Las Vegas, where "nude podcasting" is apparently a big thing. He and Andrew listen to a bunch of Song of the Summer nominees and crown the final 16 contenders.

It's Steve Nelson's last day as the boss of TBTL. He joins the show to talk about the highlights and lowlights of working with Luke and Andrew and to say a heartfelt goodbye. Also, Luke eats a bag of sausage and Andrew gets emotional over an Ethernet cable.

Luke and Andrew delve deep into a Twitter mystery that they actually don't want solved. They also discuss Sarah Silverman's DNC performance, the USA Freedom Kids, and Amy Grant. Again.

Luke joins the show from the parking lot of a Super Target in Littleton, Colorado. He and Andrew discuss minivans, Amy Grant songs, the upcoming Million Clown March, fashion, and a new Amazon series that is taking the world by storm. (NOTE FROM STU: It's Netflix, Andrew)

Luke and Andrew go long bombs away on this Monday episode of TBTL. They announce some more details for the summer picnic potluck. They also discuss a professional baseball player's insolent tantrum, Hillary Clinton's new video game, and Luke's experience in locker rooms.

Luke is not sure which Jim Carrey character he should imitate when he arrives at a fancy party tonight. Meanwhile, Andrew refuses to belong to any TV Club that would have him as a member. They discuss these topics, as well as a reporter busted for playing Pokemon Go at a press conference, a reverse prank call by Rap Master Maurice, and Music For Your Weekend!

Luke is cranked up after hosting a morning radio show and drinking 100 cups of coffee. Andrew is sluggish after staying up all night watching special episodes of Murder, She Wrote. So, yeah. Things get sloppy. They discuss the official end of the VCR, the resurgence of classic North Korean spycraft, and whether or not they know what words mean.

Luke joins the show from Wenatchee, WA, where he's been cavorting with scarecrows and birds of prey. He and Andrew discuss Twitter's new verification policies, Dungeons and Dragons, and door-holding etiquette. They also tell a lot of jokes and practice their fake laughs.

Luke and Andrew review the first batch of nominees for this year's TBTL Song of the Summer. (If you want to nominate a song, email andrew@tbtl.net.)

Luke and Andrew discuss yesterday's cringe-worthy 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Mike Pence. Plus, a solution to all your confusion around bath towels, and Luke reviews a movie from 2008.

Luke and Andrew hit the streets of Seattle to try Pokémon Goi for the very first time. Voltorb save us all.

Luke heads over to Andrew's Wallingford studio for a rare face-to-face edition of TBTL! They discuss the best pets you should never get, whether or not Luke should bring a cat into his life, and why Andrew has become obsessed with objects.

Luke is weary after a long morning of manual labor. Andrew is doing shots of Mucinex on the air. So, things get a little slappy as they discuss a Canadian singer who went rogue during last night's MLB All Star game. Luke also quizzes Andrew on rejected license plates in Washington State.

Andrew freaks out when he realizes he might have infected his computer with a virus. He also admits to lying to the good people at a BBQ joint. Meanwhile, Luke is mesmerized by an airship in the skies of Bellingham. They discuss these topics and prepare for their great Pokemon Go adventure.

Andrew is immobilized after "running" five miles yesterday. Luke is immobilized for other reasons. They discuss their upcoming performance reviews, a lawsuit against an artist who claims he didn't paint a painting, and some $10,000 grapes. Oh, and Luke tries to speak German with a Swiss accent.

Luke joins the show from behind a Cracker Barrel in Springfield, MO, where he's been trying his hand at competitive cup stacking. Meanwhile, Andrew tries grocery shopping at 5 a.m. and loves it. The two of them discuss something they don't usually discuss: The News. Plus, they say the first of many goodbyes to a very special Infinite Guester.

Luke joins the show from beautiful Branson, MO, aka "Sin City without the sin." He and Andrew discuss Santa Clauses (or is it Santas Claus?), a "ghost town" that's not really a town, and the best Capitol Steps promo you'll never hear.

Luke and Andrew are re-introduced to one of their favorite singing robots. Plus, Luke's relationship with a questionable contractor comes to a bitter end. He and Andrew also stumble upon dazzling details (and helpful hints!) when it comes to customer service and tech support, and they discuss SnowBot, the Edward Snowden real-life avatar.

Luke and Andrew return to their favorite topic: Vacuum cleaners! Ones they've bought, ones they sold, and ones that crawl around the bottom of swimming pools. Plus, a song by a 1960s-era British band has Andrew mad at America for some reason, PBS is accused of lying about its fireworks broadcast, and SONG OF THE SUMMER 2016 IS ANNOUNCED!

Luke and Andrew celebrate America's independence by hopping into a time machine and traveling back one year ago, when Luke found himself preparing for a lonely July 4th on the road.

Andrew had a very interesting potential TBTL story, but he let it get away. Luke has discovered an underground comedic genius on Twitter. Also, Luke plays listener-requested classic TBTL drops. And the guys discuss a factually dubious, ethically questionable, but intensely interesting project by a former TBTL guest.

Luke's time is Alaska is drawing to a close. He shares some tales of the high seas, where he "caught" some pretty incredible fish. He and Andrew also discuss Nancy Grace's looming departure from HLN and the announcement of Adnan Syed's new trial.

Luke checks in once again from Ketchikan, Alaska, where he's waiting for his boat to come in. He and Andrew discuss another TBTL-related mystery that they regret bringing up, a 40 year old Twinkie, and Cleveland: City of Winners?

Luke is in Ketchikan, Alaska, overlooking a logging show and boatloads of tourists. He and Andrew discuss a very, very predictable outcome at a Tony Robbins seminar. Plus, the final installment of the season for A Song of Ice and Spoilers!

Luke is having a masonry emergency. Andrew is trying to solve a kitty litter mystery. President George H.W. Bush is not backing down from a broccoli-loving kindergartner. And a cat name Browser is looking for work.

Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins the show, and Andrew shows her how to make a Bloody Mary (which is technically a Bloody Caesar.) Plus, a certain news helicopter makes headlines at a certain boat race in Port Townsend. And we check out some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke is in the middle of a grand adventure involving seaplanes, helicopters and watercraft of all kinds. He and Andrew discuss proper handshake technique, dubious coffee lawsuits, and a new TBTL rule.

Luke forces Andrew to quiz him about a famous comedian. No one wins. Plus, Luke's adventures in pouring concrete (or is it cement?), a teenager has a scary-yet-hilarious emergency, and a listener wants to know how to talk to her new family about politics.

A meat situation at the grocery store leaves Luke temporarily catatonic. Andrew coins a new phrase that will never take off. And a new study from Ikea says most people don't consider their home to be the place where they live. Plus, catharsis reigns in this week's Song of Ice and Spoilers.

Luke and Andrew celebrate Cleveland's historic victory in game 7 of the NBA finals. Plus, they dig into the new, epic O.J. Simpson documentary, and listeners weigh-in on Andrew's picky eating.

Andrew's new drivers license photo is disquieting, as is a scene Luke recently witnessed in the airport. Plus: PodDog decides to try her hand at social media, a Canadian woman pits a bear against a wolf to save her own life, and Andrew gets his first taste of the Forensic Files.

Luke tries to help Andrew with his anxiety over dinner parties, and Andrew tries to help Luke with his anxiety over construction workers at Burbank Springs. Plus, LASER HATS.

Luke and Andrew discuss the merits of one of the most maligned vegetables on the market. Plus, Smash Mouth takes on the haters. And Luke's got them old Mariners blues again.

Luke and Andrew (AKA "Grover Walshquist") discuss Saturday's live show in St. Paul and the viking funeral they attended in the parking lot of the American Legion. Plus, the internet says Steph Curry's new shoes are not as fire as he thinks they are, Luke decries the state of modern air conditioning, and Andrew almost remembers what happened in this week's Game of Thrones.