TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Fresh off Letterman and Fresh Air appearances, TBTL Pal Hari Kondabolu stops by to talk about a post-racial america. Meanwhile a controversial SNL bit launches a new TBTL Segment: One and A Half (White) Men.

Luke calls up Jen "Flash" Andrews, whose new job is to try and keep him up to speed on pop culture, which he no longer follows.

Luke and Andrew try to figure out a non-offensive term for Anarchist May Day Protesters, and proceed to offend them for 45 solid minutes.

TBTL tests out the new phone machine Luke installed, with mixed results.

Luke makes a big announcement about TBTL Live May 9th, and hopes he doesn't end up really regretting it.

Luke blurts something out to a nice lady on the train and wishes he could take it back. Plus, the debut of TBTL's new hit segment: OPP!

Jesse Thorn, of 'Bullseye' and "Jordan Jesse Go' stops by to talk about how his deepest birthday wish came true at The DMV.

Luke finds a Ronald McDonald press release to be the saddest thing he's ever written, while Andrew has some nominations of his own to that dubious award.

Luke learns that his preferred method of coffee drinking is making the planet cry while Andrew becomes totally obsessed with the 1980's computer game "Cosmic Osmo"

Luke and Carey try to patch things up with their neighbor, while Andrew is not interested in rumors of a powdered form of alcohol.

Luke & Andrew discuss HBO's controversial decision to stray from "Game of Thrones" original plot, and speaking of controversies, Luke's neighbor decides to draw a line in the grass.

Luke and Andrew trade tales of childhood misdeeds and the spankings they led to.

Luke decides to hand out a little Ol' Fashioned Passive Aggressive Liberal Justice while Andrew is fed up with his tardy eye doctor.

Luke has one of his worst fears come true regarding the shared bathroom at his office, and Andrew prepares his pro se legal defense after deciding not to file his taxes.

Andrew realizes, during the show, that he hasn't filled his taxes. Meanwhile Luke's attempts to give him tax advice doesn't go well.

Adam Carolla stops by to talk about how his fight to save podcasting from patent trolls will take him to Mordor, aka East Texas.

Jen "Flash" Andrews joins Luke to talk about wildly racist stories, judgmental dog owners, and parts of the body where Kool Aid should never shoot out of.

MSNBC's Chris Hayes stops by to discuss the Colbert Late Night News, missing airplanes and how not to play bocci ball with a Navy SEAL.

Luke heads to Chicago but not before posting interviews with a couple of his favorite folks. Carl Kasell of NPR Fame and Fred Armisen of Being Hilarious Fame.

Luke tries to help Andrew by teaching him how to "Mickey Rooney" his life.

Before the show can even start, Luke grows very angry at the antics of Kid Rock's NCAA warmup concert and Andrew makes an embarrassing confession about his video game habits.

On "Game of Thrones Eve Eve," George RR Martin stops by TBTL to talk about his spectacularly popular book series, A Song of Ice And Fire.

Luke sees someone fishing the spare change out of the local fountain, which launches TBTL on an epic discussion of what real happiness is.

With the help of the listeners, Luke and Andrew try to finally get to the bottom of this "Exception That Proves The Rule" madness.

Andrew's morning shower ritual runs into some problems, while Luke battles through a tooth-ache and "painful hair" to host the show.

TBTL tries to get more "upworthy" on the internet, and the 10's of Listeners weigh in with their ideas for the latest incarnation of the show.

As always, Luke and Andrew have the best of plans to do a normal show, but end up debating the best driving routes for Andrew to get through LA. Also, a chat with hilarious comedian Hari Kondabolu.

Luke goes to his second Cross Fit class and gets paired with a challenging partner, and he and Andrew realize that the reason TBTL exists, is to make the listeners feel less bad about their own emotional lives.

Luke and Andrew talk about boundaries, get a call from New TBTL Blogger Toni, and sound extremely corny when talking about "rap" and being "funky fresh"

Luke gets a ride to the show from the World's Most Depressed Cabbie while Andrew's family relations seem to be benefiting from LA's awful traffic.

TBTL officially starts broadcasting from the tiny town of Port Townsend Wa, and Luke learns that he's probably still the same person.

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to explain the reason why a prominent Indiana architect wants people to build their bathrooms outside.

Ken Jennings, the Best Jeopardy Player Of All Time, explains how he got on the show, why he did so well, and if Arthur Chu, the recent player who "gamed" the show was playing fair.

Luke and Jeopardy All-Time Champ Ken Jennings talk about how you make kids smart, and how he squares his religious faith with an intensely rational brain.

Luke and Andrew talk about the helicopter crash that transfixed Seattle, and the comments Luke made on Monday that rubbed Andrew the wrong way.

Luke and Andrew realize that they've been pitted against each other in a public radio fight to the death.

Luke chats with AD Miles and Michael Blieden, two super talented guys who make Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show look good.

The internet turns 25, and Luke and Andrew remember their early online days- talking on sex newsgroups and going into something called "the parents page" and getting kicked out.

Luke and Andrew try to decide what meat they would eat for the rest of their lives, if they had to pick just one, all while Luke's family interrupts the show with text news of Golden Tate.

Luke records the show from a Uhaul van, creeping out the citizens of his new town. Meanwhile, Andrew learns of the Best Radio Shack In The World.

The TBTL Migration to Pt. Townsend begins and Luke already has a beef going with someone in his new town.

Jen "Flash" Andrews phones in from The Ft. Wayne News Desk to discuss fashion, food and why maybe we shouldn't be using Yelp.

Luke and Andrew try to get On Their Media, but end up talking about sexual harassment HR videos, and annoying "satire" websites.

Luke has an adventure at the Mandarin Gate and Andrew shares more than one semi-amusing observation about the US Postal Service.

Luke, Andrew, and Aaron Roden try to decide if "Normcore" is an actual thing, and obsess over the short lived ABC show "Dinosaurs".

Luke and Andrew go all True Detective trying to solve the mystery of what the heck Matthew McConaughey was talking about during his Oscars acceptance speech.

TBTL revisits the time a very nervous high school-aged Sean DeTore, and some of his friends were invited down to a local hip hop station to play guest DJ and talk to girls.

Tom Tangney and Jen Andrews swing by to talk about who deserves an Oscar, and who's likely to win one.

Luke and Andrew talk about the guys they'd most like to trade places with, and then end up getting way deep on why they are so uncomfortable just sitting in silence.

Luke and Andrew read Alec Baldwin's Goodbye To Being Famous letter and try to decide if he has a good point or not.