TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Andrew sees a facebook status update so deeply, incredibly annoying, it has him close to quitting facebook altogether.

Luke and Andrew get all riled up about the premise of a book they think is just a desperate cry for attention. Plus, Wil Wheaton swings by.

The brilliant Andrea Seabrook stops by to chat about quitting NPR, Lying Bastards, and whether or not Congress can be fixed.

Luke asks America to Shut It Down when it comes to talking/joking/thinking about Honey Boo-Boo. Plus, Rachel Belle pops by to provide the Lady Perspective on a story out of Maine involving some "zumba" classes that mostly involved "wiener-touching".

TBTL's long running beef with 'Titanic' Director James Cameron comes to an end with the help of the TV show 'Mythbusters', plus, Andrew Walsh's radio star just keeps rising as Luke tries to keep up.

Luke and Andrew are hit hard by the news that Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are breaking up. Plus Mo Rocca stops by to shed some light on Christopher Columbus.

Davy Rothbart, the guy behind Found magazine and the new book of essays "My Heart Is An Idiot" stops by to talk ticket scalping, love lives, and white rappers from Michigan.

Luke gets twitter famous for about a second during the Presidential Debate, plus the wonderful Mindy Kaling stops by.

Luke & Andrew bring Sean DeTore on the show secretly (so he won't get in trouble with his real bosses), plus comedian Brent Weinbach stops by to show us how to buttchug.

Emails pour in from college listeners across the country on the particulars of their Dating vs. Hooking Up practices.

Luke's trip back to college has him wondering if boys have pulled off a major coup when it comes to getting girls to think dating isn't important.

Dan Pashman and Win Rosenfeld swing by to talk about their new Slate series on video gaming.

TBTL wonders if it attacked the wrong enemy when it comes to a local podcasting contest. Plus, comdedian Hari Kondabolu preps for his upcoming appearance on Conan O'Brien.

Luke recounts the time he got stuck selling a friend's RV (full of porn and swords) to an unsuspecting couple.

A washing machine repairman judges Luke's house too dangerous to visit, plus TBTL puts out the call to its listeners to help it defeat the forces of douchery.

Luke & Jen return from Hawaii with tales of hippie massage resorts, karaoke experimentation, and Everybody Dancing Now.

Luke takes Andrew to funk school and relives a slumber party he threw recently. Plus we get a visit from comedian Eddie Pepetone!

Is Luke getting attacked by crows, or is he going insane? And we check-in with the charming team of Eugene Mirman and Elna Baker.

Author, mother and radio-gold spinner Teresa Strasser joins us with the story of the almost-date she went on with Luke.

Producer Andrew inexplicably takes full credit for the career of comedian Ron Funches, who joins us on the show today.

Luke starts a beef with Heathcliff the cat, and then he bites into the hottest pizza hell has to offer.

Luke helps Andrew with his speech impediment, then he accepts an apology from Ira Glass.

Luke wants Andrew to start being more nervous about the podcast. Then we hop in the TBTL time machine and listen back to Andrew's first day on the job.

Luke prepares for his trip to Hawaii, where his friend The Mummy will be lodging in the most bizarre place on earth. And we meet comedian Moshe Kasher.

Luke has a meltdown after playing tape of Kris Jenner's 9-11 Today Show appearance.

TBTL chats with the Florida pizza shop owner who bear-hugged the sh** out of President Obama recently. Plus, a conversation with Minnesota punter, and hilarious gay marriage supporter Chris Kluwe.

Luke heads to a pizza parlor to perform Open Mic Standup, and ends up bombing, breaking the sounds system & sneaking out the back door.

A twitter follower scandal erupts at the radio station and TBTL talks to the man at the center of it, Ron Upshaw from The Ron and Don Show.

After a run-in at work, Luke nearly pops a vein and wonders if he should have let The Big Dog out. Plus, Andrew finally decides on the name for his law firm... Walsh, Walsh & Doormat.

Luke gets his first pedicure and finds certain parts of the process upsetting, Andrew learns he isn't cut out for serving as Commissioner of a fantasy football league.

TBTL live from bumbershoot welcomes Kumail Nanjiani, Rap Master Maurice, and The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.

Jen "Flash" Andrews drops by to discuss her midwest library nightmare, the return of Blossom, and why Disney should be banned from making films.

The phones finally work at Burbank Studios, which gives Andrew a chance to wax rhapsodic about his love of showering.

Luke and Andrew excitedly break out the new and improved TBTL Phone Line, which turns out to be neither new nor improved.

Luke and Andrew discuss the new Bic pen for women, plus Luke and his friends invent a new sport while in Vegas, called "Sport".

Luke returns from a bachelorette part in Las Vegas with strong opinions on an Australian Male Strip Show. Plus, comedian Joshua Androsky on his high times on The Price Is Right.

Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich from Radiolab stop by Burbank studios to talk about science, footwear, and Dr. Steve Brule.

Sean DeTore stops by on his birthday to discuss his free burger plans.

Luke and Andrew get an incredibly thorough, incredibly creative, incredibly annoying job application.

Luke and Andrew find the best video to ever involving a cat singing the Game of Thrones theme. That, and more Doctor jokes than you can shake a stick at

Andrew tries out some vintage Reader's Digest jokes on Luke, the results are non-hilarious.

Luke goes to Chicago for Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and ends up meeting Bill Kurtis, seeing the Blue Angels and having an awkward time with the hotel's housekeeping staff.

Luke checks-in from Chicago, where he talks with Derek Erdman (aka 'Rap Master Maurice') about Derek's trip to the Gathering of The Juggalos.

After two days off, Andrew returns with a tale of alienating a TBTL fan, plus Luke thinks modern scrabble apps on phones are ruining the game.

The Insane Clown Posse sues the FBI, and Luke thinks they have a decent case. Plus, The Mummy checks in once again from Mexico with an account of a spirit quest that (big surprise) also nearly killed him.

A trip to Oregon teaches Luke he's more like his mother than he'd like to admit, The Mummy checks in from Mexico where he almost died, and the hilarious Tig Notaro stops by.

Luke brags about his ski-ball dominance, Andrew is playing tour guide to his family visiting from out of town, so TBTL takes a listen back to the listener book club featuring The Hunger Games.

Live broadcast from the TBTL Summer Picnic, featuring food contests, trivia, and babies singing karaoke.

Luke Andrew & Sean climb into Space Car II and record a show on the way to the big Chateau St. Michelle listener pot luck.

Luke has a novel idea for how to look slender that involves zero exercise. Plus, Sean stops by to chat about how he's preparing to food judge Wednesday's TBTL potluck.