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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.

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Published 2024-11-07

#4332 Sawdust And Swedish Meatballs

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Andrew witnessed some astounding social behavior involving seat-saving at a concert last night that he'd like Luke to weigh-in on. Luke is trying to detox from the 24/7 news addiction he developed during the election season. And one very young TBTL listener has a plan to fix the country.

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Published 2024-11-04

#4329 A King Size Bed In A Queen Size Room

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Andrew momentarily forgets that he's podcasting and spends much too much time talking about doormats. More importantly, he and Luke look back at the extraordinary life and career of Quincy Jones. And Ed Sheeran wins a copyright lawsuit accusing him of borrowing too heavily from Lets Get It On.

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Published 2024-11-01

#4328 Try Fieri

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Yesterday, Luke dared to venture where few are brave enough to tread: A Spirit Halloween store in downtown Chicago at 5:30pm on Halloween night.

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It's the 2024 TBTL Halloween Spooktacular! Genevieve joins Luke and Andrew to discuss her best and worst Halloween costumes over the years and to help Luke brainstorm ideas for his own getup tonight. And we hear from Tens of listeners who share their own hair-raising tales of ghostly presences and messages from the beyond.

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Published 2024-10-30

#4326 Cocaine Mirrors And Beer Dogs

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Luke and Andrew wax nostalgic about the water parks of their youth, from Turtle Beach to Wild Waves. They also pour an oily cup of coffee out for the Starbucks Oleato, a drink idea that never stood a chance.

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Published 2024-10-29

#4325 Tasteful Lewds

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TBTL brings you more statues in the news! Another sarcastic sculpture has popped-up in the US Capital. Plus, NBA All-Star Dwayne Wade also got his own statue this week. Unfortunately, it doesn't look too much like him.

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Published 2024-10-28

#4324 Dr. Dracula's Vampire

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Luke finally explains the strange selfie he took last week that ended up on the TBTL website, and the reveal is better than Andrew expected. They also talk about a story from the sports world that is not about sport, but about the human condition (and when NOT to start taunting people.) And a new statue of a pile of poop in the U.S. The Capitol is surprisingly above-board.

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Published 2024-10-25

#4323 The Wolf Of LensCrafters

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Andrew went glasses shopping yesterday and ended up having an overly emotional response to the whole process. Meanwhile, Luke made a huge stride in creating boundaries around life and work…AND he came up with a great idea for a Halloween costume with his girlfriend.

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Published 2024-10-24

#4322 Not Today, Seitan!

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Luke is in love with a door, but he's not in love with the new check-in system at a historic Los Angeles hotel. He and Andrew also argue about garbage collectors and their white wax pens.

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Published 2024-10-23

#4321 Inside You There Are Two Muppets

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Luke and Andrew bond over a radio commercial that has been making them each very angry. Plus, a new toilet technology will record your bowel movements for health purposes, but also raises some logistical and ethical issues. And Chick-Fil-A is finally in the podcast business.

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Published 2024-10-21

#4319 Every Little Thing We Do Is Tragic

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Luke and Andrew realize that yesterday was an auspicious day in TBTL history. Plus, Andrew is preparing to say goodbye to a favorite t-shirt, and Luke remembers the life and times of Tony Ventrella, who's passing this weekend gave Luke a lot to think about.

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Published 2024-10-18

#4318 Chess Exercise

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Luke and Andrew discuss cutesy terms for crimes that make them seem less crime-y. They also celebrate a recent awe-inspiring dance party at a political rally. And they talk about a famous chess player's amazing attempts to cheat (allegedly!) at a recent match.

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Published 2024-10-17

#4317 Steamboat Nanu-Nanu

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Luke and Andrew discuss current trends in below-the-waist fashion, noisy stomachs, glasses with built-in cameras, and what travel would be like if they were so rich they didn't know what to do with all their money.

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Published 2024-10-16

#4316 Clicker Bait

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Andrew had a transformative experience booking a haircut last week. Luke is rolling the dice on taking a red-eye flight directly to a gig. And the Tens of listeners help Luke identify the mystery WWII movie that he only remembered one small scene from.

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Published 2024-10-15

#4315 Oh My Wordle

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After hearing about controversy surrounding today's Wordle puzzle, Luke tries to solve the game himself on the podcast. (Spoiler alerts are duly noted on the show!) He and Andrew also discuss a creepy new A.I. tool that turns complicated text into a chatty podcast.

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Published 2024-10-14

#4314 Smooth Creminal

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Luke offers an important apology involving the sports text chain that he shares with Andrew. They also discuss the closing of the last significant K-Mart in America and the deep sadness that a New York Times photographer was able to capture in its aisles.

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Published 2024-10-11

#4313 Hat On A Stick!

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Francis Ford Coppola has weighed-in on his own controversial film, Megalopolis, by giving it five stars on Letterboxd. So that's good! Luke and Andrew also discuss Luke's attempt to avoid Seahawks game spoilers while he was at work last night, and the moral quandary it left Andrew in.

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Published 2024-10-10

#4312 Rated C For Cheeks

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Ludacris is on a mission to "the world's most hydrated motherf***er", but he's going about it in an unusual way. Quantas Airlines apologizes for airing an R-rated movie on a flight. And Andrew discovers a steamy movie of his own in a surprising place.

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Published 2024-10-09

#4311 Second Wave Cappyism

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Luke and Andrew dissect Kamala Harris's appearance on the Howard Stern Show -- specifically, the brilliantly stupid (or stupidly brilliant) music Howard chose to introduce her. They also discuss a bizarre murder attempt involving an elaborate disguise and a vaccine ruse.

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Published 2024-10-08

#4310 André 2000

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Luke and Andrew reconnect with the JibJab website to find out what the folks over there have been up to. Plus, Luke struggles over an imaginary job offer from the NFL, Andrew struggles with his memories of Browns fandom, and a listener shares a terribly sad story about her fish.

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Published 2024-10-07

#4309 The Three Ps Of Podcasting

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Luke has entered a new phase of television consumption that has changed him forever. He and Andrew also discuss the latest outrage over the new Joker movie, which opened this weekend with legendarily bad box office numbers.

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Published 2024-10-04

#4308 Pain And Cable

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Excavators unearthed something they definitely weren't supposed to unearth in Luke's yard yesterday, leading him on a journey of frustration and possible renewal. He also was able to unearth the mystery doorbell sound he spent yesterday's episode looking for.

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Published 2024-10-03

#4307 For Whom The Bell Bling-brrrrrzzzzs

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Luke's attempts to locate a video on his phone send him and Andrew on a journey through the recent past. They also discuss Francis Ford Copolla's new labor of love, Megalopolis, a film that has been declared a "beautiful disaster" by the kindest reviewers.

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Published 2024-10-02

#4306 The One Seasons

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Frankie Valli says nobody is forcing him to perform live shows. Luke has a revelation about Lenny Kravitz. And Andrew finds a connection between politics and Halloween decorations.

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Published 2024-10-01

#4305 That's The Spirit

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Luke and Andrew check-in after their big (weird) live show in Philadelphia this weekend. Plus, the Spirit Halloween company is apparently offended by Saturday Night Live's takedown of the stores in its season premiere. (Or is it just good business to be offended?)

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Published 2024-09-27

#4303 Jingles All The Way

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Luke and Andrew gear-up for their big live show in Philly tomorrow. Turns out, they're both feeling some anxiety about it. They also discuss Coca-Cola's decision to cancel a new, misguided flavor that nobody has heard of.

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Published 2024-09-26

#4302 Groom With A View

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Luke bought a new grooming product that comes with some unwanted baggage. He and Andrew discuss the new trend(?) of people photographing their TSA bins while going through security.

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Published 2024-09-25

#4301 Taking A Mulligan

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Andrew's been revisiting the TV show Soap and offers a long-awaited review. Luke's been trying to find more ways to get out the vote this November. And they discuss a new stink that has invaded Luke's neck of the woods.

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Published 2024-09-23

#4299 Coffee Annan

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Luke struggles to avoid tawdriness on today's show and Andrew embraces his tawdry side wholeheartedly as they discuss the RFK sexting scandal that titillated the world of political journalism last week. Also, Luke is joining the show from NYC, where he found himself in a security nightmare trying to cover the UN Assembly this morning.

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Published 2024-09-20

#4298 It Can't Rainn All The Time

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A targeted ad on Andrew's phone blows his mind and leads to a conspiracy theory that is quickly debunked. Plus, Luke met a very unfortunate Browns fan in a bar in New York, and Andrew (finally) admits to ruining TBTL.

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Published 2024-09-18

#4296 Red Eye Guy And Pink Eye Boy

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Luke joins the show from Rochester, New York, after trying a red-eye flight that had him nervous. Plus, Andrew's lost luggage (and prescription meds) pins him between his two least favorite industries as he tries to sort things out.

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Published 2024-09-17

#4295 Sign Here

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Luke dips his toe into local politics (and longshoreman culture) in his search for a Harris/Walz yard sign. Meanwhile, Andrew's search for a cure to jet lag leads him to a Red Robin outside the Alderwood Mall.

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Published 2024-09-13

#4293 Misha Collins!

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Misha Collins from "Supernatural" swings by discuss a new business opportunity for him and Luke as well as why he's been visiting the bathroom four times a night lately.

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Published 2024-09-12

#4292 Petey!

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TBTL obsession, and all around talent Petey stops by to explain to Luke what a "Classic Bears" win looks like, and why he has zero percent of his ego invested in Tik Tok.

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Published 2024-09-04

#4286 A Narrow Escape

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Luke's European travelog continues in Sorrento, Italy, where the sea is beautiful, the land is bountiful, and the streets are much, much, much too narrow.

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