Too Scary; Didn't Watch

Aging is scary and aging is a gift and we have a lot of feelings about it!!!!!! The wonderful Avital Ash (Workshops Her Suicide Note) joins us to discuss Coralie Fargeat's latest movie, The Substance!

Movie & Guest Intro @ 11:22

Trivia @ 19:04

Recap starts @ 26:03

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We are REPAIRING, MENDING, and HEALING old wounds today by revisiting the bleakest film we've ever discussed, SPEAK NO EVIL -- only this time we get to swoon over a swol James McAvoy in the US remake! Join us for this purely cathartic experience (also don't worry, 7 sleeping pills and a handle of scotch did NOT get consumed during this episode/Henley is still living!).

Movie Intro & Trivia @ 14:59

Recap starts @ 23:32

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In this direct sequel to HALLOWEEN 1 (pls disregard the previous 9 Halloweens), Jamie Lee Curtis returns to face her original foe (aka Emily's OTHER husband) Michael Myers! It's the season of love, baby!!!

Movie Intro @ 17:06

Trivia @ 19:12

Recap starts @ 28:12

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A perfect vault release from our Patreon for you this week because we were too busy celebrating Emily and Joel's love this weekend to record an episode!!! We'll be back next week! We love you guys xoxoxoxo

Recap starts @ 38:00

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Welcome to....a recap of a movie that should never have been made!!!!!!!

Movie Intro @ 15:50

Trivia @ 20:10

Recap starts @ 23:53

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Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, and several older white men who you may or may not recognize -- we're recapping Tim Burton's SLEEPY HOLLOW! Join us as we head back to 1999...the movie year that keeps on giving!!!!

Movie Intro @ 24:27

Trivia @ 29:13

Recap starts @ 35:06

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DON'T steal our identities and make a whole new podcast that's us but isn't us ok guys PLEASE!!!!!

Movie Intro @ 16:30

Trivia @ 25:33

Recap starts @ 30:13

TW: Suicide

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Deeply proud to announce that real-life animal expert Wes Larson (Tooth & Claw Podcast) is officially a HORRORSPONDENT! Join us as we compare survival skills and marvel at the beauty of the ocean <3

Movie & Guest Intro @ 11:27

Trivia @ 22:58

Recap starts @ 25:11

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Deep-throating facehuggers, chest-bursting xenomorphs, a rag-tag group of stoned space explorers and the most horrifying depictions of pregnancy known to man - we're recapping Fede Alvarez's ALIEN: ROMULUS! Aliens expert, Haley Joel Osment returns to help us bid adieu to the best summer of our lives - HELLCHELLLAA FOREVER!!!

This episode has been edited from a LIVE show. The unedited video is available on our Patreon.

Movie & Guest Intro @ 03:57

Trivia @ 24:30

Recap starts @ 35:19

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Hunter Schafer, Dan Stevens, and a remote hotel in the German Alps - we’re recapping CUCKOO!

Movie intro @ 20.55

Recap starts @ 28:22

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Summer blockbusters are BACK baby!!

Movie intro @ 11:00

Trivia @ 25:54

Recap starts @ 39:02

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One original album by Saleka Shyamalan, one Josh HOTnett and one foolproof fbi plan - we’re recapping M. Night’s latest flick TRAP, a film that asks us, ‘why have 1 deus ex machina when you can have… 1,000,000?’

Movie stats @ 24:07

Recap starts @ 29:42

MERCH!!!!! ALL HAIL HELLCHELLA!!!

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Zero spiders, endless vibes - we're recapping LONGLEGS! This episode has been edited from a LIVE video episode available on our Patreon! Tune in to hear Sammy's eerily perfect Nick Cage accent and a wonderful interview with Alicia Witt at the end of the episode <3

Movie Stats @ 16:43

Recap starts @ 29:40

Alicia Witt Interview @ 1:49:31

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MERCH!!!!! ALL HAIL HELLCHELLA!!!

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Lupita Nyong’o, that guy from Stranger Things and gorgeous wonderful cat twins - we’re recapping A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE! Honored and thrilled to be joined by our real life BFF the insanely talented showrunner Kathleen Jordan (Teenage Bounty Hunters, The Decameron).

Guest Intro @ 15:28

Movie stats @ 24:48

Recap starts @ 36:42

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MERCH!!!!! ALL HAIL HELLCHELLA!!!

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Our longest, most unhinged episode to date! This audio is edited from our LIVE show which will be available as a video episode on Moment.com/tsdw until 7/21/24.

Movie Stats & Guest Intro @ 06:19

Trivia @ 32:43

Recap starts @ 49:01

Intermission @ 1:18:46 - 1:23:53

Class Action Park Mini Recap @ 2:08:14 - 2:14:00

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Zero baths, endless tears - we’re recapping THE DEVIL’S BATH! Get ready to feel bad!! We love you and we hope that makes up for what you’re about to listen to ❤️

Movie stats @ 12:50

Recap starts @ 16:03

TW: Suicide, self harm

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Nuns clubbing, priests conspiring, antichrists a calling, we're recapping THE FIRST OMEN with hosts of the iHeartPodcast, X-Ray Vision, Jason Concepcion and Rosie Knight! Join us as we discuss this film's perfect vibes!!

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Movie stats @ 06:32

Guest Intro @ 07:04

More movie stats @ 17:29

Recap starts @ 21:40

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This film has everything: the word "fuck", a little ballerina girl, blood at the correct viscosity aaaannndddd Dan Stevens playing Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave!! Praise be to PFT for being our friend and watching this movie - we love you forever starting at the beginning of time !!!

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Movie Stats @ 02:55

Guest Intro @ 04:26

More Movie Trivia @ 22:50

Recap @ 31:25

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A soft woodland breeze, murderous footsteps, bird-song and upsetting squelching, we're recapping the world's first ASMR horror film, Chris Nash's IN A VIOLENT NATURE! Stay tuned for an interview with Chris at the end of the episode!

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Movie stats @ 19:24

Recap starts @ 31:30

Interview with Chris Nash @ 1:28:34

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Nostalgic television, psychic connection, cliff-hangers and excellent needle-drops - we're recapping Jane Schoenbrun's brilliant film I SAW THE TV GLOW! Join us and Hayes Davenport and Sean Clements (Hollywood Handbook) as our hearts break into one million pieces of TV static <3 <3

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Movie stats @ 27:06

Recap @ 32:06

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Demonic pool water, militant marco polo rule-following, and baseball super powers, we're recapping the perfectly ridiculous NIGHT SWIM! Join us as we discover Tim's next side gig - pool demonologist!

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Movie stats @ 14:30

Recap @ 26:10

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ALL GREAT THINGS MUST COME TO AN END. We talked about this film for 2.5 hours but we could have gone until the end of time.

Movie stats @ 29:52

Recap @ 33:05

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Surprise!!!! We have a very exciting episode coming on Wednesday and you MIGHT wanna listen to this one beforehand so we are releasing it from the Patreon vault! Either the best or the worst installment of the franchise, depending on if you ask Sammy or Emily.

This episode was originally released in April 2022 on our Patreon.

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A mid-atlantic accent, dog in basket, photographer that can’t quit and Grace Kelly’s wit - we’re recapping Alfred Hitchcock’s REAR WINDOW! Join us as Henley recaps her second favorite film (after dune 2)

Movie stats @ 22:32

Recap @ 28:34

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Salamanders, Kangaroos, Sting Rays and Human DNA, we're recapping 2009's SPLICE, a movie about scientists in graphic tee's doing terrible, terrible things. We hated it!

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TW: Rape

Movie stats @ 16:57

Recap @ 26:52

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A recently widowed woman, an isolated road and one man who will NOT let it go, we're recapping John Hyam's 2020 thriller ALONE (not to be confused with the other 2020 horror film titled ALONE)

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Movie stats @ 13:13

Recap @ 18:44

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Oscar Isaac shirtless, Oscar Isaac in Norway, Oscar Isaac dancing, Oscar Isaac imbibing beer (shall we go on??) we're recapping EX MACHINA! Thrilled to be joined by the hilarious Raina Morris (Schmigadoon!, Emily in Paris) as we discuss Alex Garland's directorial debut!

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Movie stats @ 12:11

Recap @ 26:43

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Pirates, priests, and a radio station in a lighthouse, we're recapping John Carpenter's THE FOG!

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Watch us unravel as we recap the most fucked installment of the Twilight series yet, BREAKING DAWN PT. 1!!! Thank god we are joined by Horrorspondent, Joel Jensen, who wrote this Letterboxd review that is now burned into our brain: "There is no story here, only an all-pervading pathology hallucinated into being through the instruments of our generation’s best and worst actors, all buckling under the weight of delirious conservatism and craven market exploitation. A defining document of American Puritanism in that it bears no meaning, only fear and shareholder value. Fear of sex, yes, but also of virginity. Fear of both abortion and motherhood, of fetus and baby, of hate and love, of fathers and lovers, of Brazil and Switzerland." thank you joel we love you <3

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Movie stats @ 15:18

Recap @ 34:51

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One 70s late-night talk show host, lots of behind the scenes footage and too many unsuspecting audience members, we're recapping LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL!

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Movie stats @ 26:01

Recap @ 36:57

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Please hold while we add peyote and a beer can to our survival toolkit!!!!! The brilliant Avital Ash (Workshops Her Suicide Note) joins us to discuss Coralie Fargeat's insane 2017 film REVENGE....maybe our favorite "competent victim" movie yet?!?

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Movie stats @ 11:50

Recap @ 28:39

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Time-travel, teens, therapy and the most stacked cast ever (Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze, Drew Barrymore, Seth Rogen.....let me go on?!) - we're recapping DONNIE DARKO! Henley is in the hot seat this week as she tries to recreate the movie that defined her adolescence (lol). Wish her luck. Happy Easter everyone!!!

Movie stats @ 16:28

Recap @ 24:14

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Get out your CB radios, we're recapping JOY RIDE with Kurt Schmidt (Physical Therapy: A Movie Podcast)!! Paul Walker, Steve Zahn and Leelee Sobieski star in this perfect 2001 horror/thriller. We're coming for you Canddyyyy Canneeeee!!!

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Movie stats @ 13:04

Recap @ 26:31

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Four leaf clovers, pots o' gold and a murderous, shoe-obsessed little man, we're recapping the movie Jennifer Aniston wish she'd never starred in, LEPRECHAUN! Happy St. Patrick's Day to us!!!

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Movie stats @ 15:36

Recap @ 25:08

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A step-mom, a ghost mom and two completely sane siblings, we're recapping Kim Jee-woon's A TALE OF TWO SISTERS! This South-Korean psychological horror film is just the ticket for perking up our weeks!! Just kidding! We feel terrible! Charles Dickens would be proud <3

TW: Suicide, Child Abuse

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Movie stats @ 20:20

Recap @ 26:28

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Psychotic teens, Michael Fassbender, and a truly unfortunate ending, we're recapping EDEN LAKE! This movie has the same director as the upcoming SPEAK NO EVIL re-make.....so you know we're in for a terrible time!!!! James Watkins, you can go fuck yourself, sir!!

TW: Child abuse

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Movie stats @ 18:17

Recap @ 20:45

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A Catholic priest, a quantum physicist, a vat of Satan-goo, and a whole new theory on the origin of Christianity, we're recapping John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS! Thank anti-god we are joined by New York Times Columnist, Jamelle Bouie (NYT, Unclear and Present Danger) as he very casually breaks down this movie AND quantum physics for us!! This is what horror movies are made for <3

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Jamelle interview @ 10:52

Movie stats @ 22:22

Recap @ 28:25

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Truth or Dare is for BULLIES and DEMONS, ok?!

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Movie stats @ 13:43

Recap begins @ 26:37

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When Henley and Sammy are away, Joel and Emily will play! Slintheads, this one's for you!!! And the gals will be back next week, we promise! Don't get froggy with us!

Ravenous is available to rent on VOD.

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Movie stats @ 11:55

Recap @ 26:11

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We love celebrities as much as the next person but we simply MUST respect their personal space!! This week we are recapping Satoshi Kon's animated horror-thriller Perfect Blue. We can see why Darren Aronofsky was inspired!

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Movie stats @ 15:40

Recap begins @ 23:56

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One nightmarish house, two terrifying landlords, and countless upsetting sequences, we're recapping Wes Craven's THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS!

Movie stats @ 20:43

Recap begins @ 24:05

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We're throwing it all the way back to April 2020 with Kevin Williamson's SICK, a peak-Covid slasher/home invasion movie that is...dare we say.... a godamn romp?? Is it too soon or not soon enough to be partying with disinfectant? We aren't thinking too hard about this one, just enjoying our new favorite weapon - massive antlers!!

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Movie stats @ 12:12

Recap begins @ 15:05

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Our apologies to all the mothers out there 🙏

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Movie stats @ 22:49

Recap begins @ 28:06

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Resurrecting this film from the 2020 graveyard and giving it the due it deserves!! Directed by David Prior, THE EMPTY MAN (the empty man the empty man the empty man) was filmed in 2017 and 20th Century Fox shelved it until....October 2020??? Dang, that's brutal.

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Movie stats @ 15:03

Recap begins @ 20:45

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Sammy is flying solo today for a recap of her favorite horror movie of 2023...Birth/Rebirth. Streaming on Shudder.

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This episode was originally recorded in January 2022 as a bonus episode on our Patreon.

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We're putting the creators of this movie on the naughty list!!!!!!!

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Dear Santa, all we want for Christmas is one Gizmo please!! Join us as we recap the classic Christmas horror, GREMLINS!!

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Movie stats @ 13:39

Recap begins @ 28:13

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Grab your dollar store wigs because we are headed back to Forks to recap The Twilight Saga: Eclipse! Join us to find out if any of the extremely toxic behavior on display in this film has dissuaded us from being Team Edward or Team Jacob. (Not likely!)

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Movie trivia @ 14:06

Recap begins @ 29:05

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