Too Scary; Didn't Watch

Grab your headphones and put on some jazz cuz it's time to explore an abandoned mental hospital in the middle of the night! This week we are joined by Jeremy Cobb (Three Black Halflings, JC's on Movies, The Quantum Reactor) to recap the 2001 psychological horror film Session 9. Do yourself a favor and watch this clip.

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We're recapping BOTH Terrifier movies because Sammy knew she wouldn't be able to convince Emily and Henley to return if she only did one of them! She was right!!!! Join us as we try to focus on the good things in life (like this evil clown's adorable tiny hat!)

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Time to meet your new best friend, M3GAN! Everything from her 70's naturalist hair to her rhythmic TikTok dances are perfect and she will do anything to protect you. Newly-crowned Horrorspondent and resident movie buff, Stephanie Albala joins us this week as we imagine what the R rated version of this movie might be like....

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What do ice skates, nutcrackers, and chimneys have in common? They can all be used as deadly weapons!! Join us as we rediscover the magic of Christmas with bad Santa, David Harbour in peak xmas horror-comedy film VIOLENT NIGHT. Seasons Beatings, everyone!!

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A flesh-eating, ripped jeans-wearing, puppy-love feeling Timotay Shalamay stars in Luca Guadagnino's BONES AND ALL! Join us as we travel across America trying to quell our cannibalistic urges :D 

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Ralph Fiennes, Nicholas Hoult AND Anya Taylor-Joy?? Yes, Chef! We're recapping THE MENU and ordering Papa John's after. Join us!

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Bruce Campbell's drinkable chin, sexy one-liners and gorgeous chainsaw arm make for a...perfect film? This week we're recapping Sam Raimi's ARMY OF DARKNESS, the third installment in the EVIL DEAD series, with help from Evan and Andrew Gregory (Punch Up The Jam and Viral Youtube hits like "It's Corn!")!! Can Evan redeem himself after his Human Centipede episode? We doubt it, but tune in to find out!

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Harry Styles cooking, Olivia Wilde drinking and Florence Pugh carrying an entire movie, we're recapping DON'T WORRY DARLING!! Do we feel better after talking about this movie for two hours? We do not! Do we feel better after digging into the black-hole of nothingness that is all the drama around this film? NOPE! NOT AT ALL! Yet here we are, friends. We love you, we did this for the 69% (nice) of you who voted yes in our instagram poll <3  (and also, honestly, we did it for ourselves). 

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Laudanum, ghosts, Helen Mirren and a completely unnecessary male protagonist, we're recapping WINCHESTER with the hosts of "And That's Why We Drink" podcast! Christine and Em are here to tell us the REAL story behind the famous Winchester Mystery House - including all the details of their VIP/BTS tour of the insane 160 room mansion! 

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Well, it's finally happened - we found a movie Sammy hates even more than Green Inferno!! THE SADNESS is wall-to-wall lecherous zombies and disgusting, exhausting violence and WE HATED IT!!

TW: Sexual violence, violence against children

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Boiler rooms, (hairless?) nuns, and squeaky, squeaky doors - this week we're recapping the only A24 movie Sammy has never seen, THE BLACKCOAT'S DAUGHTER! Kiernan Shipka, Emma Roberts and Lucy Boynton star in this moody, spooky film. 

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Halloween Santa brought us a heavy handed metaphor! Smile is in theaters now!

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Art therapy in an Estonian Psychiatric Facility, fencing in a Connecticut private school, van-art, a friendly rat and a twist we DID NOT see coming, we're recapping Julia Stiles' perfect film ORPHAN: FIRST KILL with newly crowned horrorspondent Paul F. Tompkins!!

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One sexy-scarecrow and one very-normal girl bring us the coming-of-age story we didn't know we needed! This week we're recapping Ti West's PEARL, the prequel to X,  and are joined by horror expert and best friend of the pod Betsy Sodaro! 

Pearl is now in Theaters

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Pinhead is BACK and it's almost like she wants this mysterious puzzle box to be solved??!!! This week we're recapping David Bruckner's new HELLRAISER and sharing all the gory deets about our favorite sadomasochists from hell. This version could have amped up the horny vibes, but we're thanking Hell-God that Pinhead is still hot though!! 

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TW: The grossest possible things you'll ever hear in your entire life! You might be haunted for eternity if you listen to this episode! Honestly, don't do it!! We won't even be mad if you skip this one!! Except, well, Sammy laughed harder than any other ep and Evan Gregory (The Gregory Brothers, Punch Up The Jam) is possibly the best/most-brave guest we've ever had....so join us and we'll be bonded for life???????

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TW: I'm not kidding this one is so gross

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This week's episode was recorded LIVE at the Just For Laughs festival in Toronto with guest Lisa Gilroy! Final Destination is available on Starz or on demand.

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It's 1997 and we're traveling to the Amazon basin, baby!! Thank god we have EXPERT wildlife biologist and host of Tooth & Claw Podcast, Wes Larson, with us to break down how deeply inaccurate this film really is. But who cares about facts when we have Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson and Jon Voight starring in this ~essential~ ~canonical~ film!!

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A double-booked Airbnb leads to the most bat-shit horror movie experience we've had in quite some time!!!!!! The director of BARBARIAN, Zach Cregger, joins us at the end of the episode for an interview about the making of this insane film. 

TW: Rape

Recap begins @ 22:24

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BARBARIAN is now in theaters

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There's something in the mist and thank god Henley isn't here to find out how to escape it! Join us for the recap of this utterly devastating creature/monster flick.

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One very hot dad (ahem, Keanu Reeves!!), two inconspicuous women, and one statue covered in dicks, we're recapping Eli Roth's (cursed!) film KNOCK KNOCK. Join us as we try to unravel how Keanu chooses his projects??

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TW: Rape, sexual assault 

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Vera Farmiga, a local orphanage, and a child that refuses to change out of her 19th century clothing, we're recapping 2009's ORPHAN! Blessed to be joined by Greta Titelman (Los Espookys, Senior Superlatives) to relive one of her favorite, deranged films. 

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It's 1719 and one intelligent, tough, young Comanche woman is facing off against one extraterrestrial super-fighting creature...that's right, we're recapping the best installment of the Predator franchise yet, PREY! 

The director, Dan Trachtenberg, joins us at the end of this episode to discuss horror movies, sleepovers, the original inspiration for this film and so much more. We laugh, we cry, join us!!

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Buckle up, friends, we're recapping Sammy's most anticipated film of the summer BODIES BODIES BODIES!!!!!! Join us at our rich friend's parent's house as we wait out this hurricane, listen to Charli XCX and do tons of drugs! What could go wrong?? NOTHING because Lee Pace is present :D

BODIES BODIES BODIES opens wide on August 12th

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Jordan Peele's done it again, folks! This week we get to hang with the excellent storyteller Ronald Young Jr. (Leaving The Theatre, NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hour) as he recaps NOPE, the latest masterpiece from our favorite filmmaker.

NOPE is now in theaters

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Christopher Walken's baby blues, a very tame David Cronenberg and the largest gazebo known-to-man, we're recapping 1983's THE DEAD ZONE! Thrilled to be joined by Adal Rifai and John Patrick Coan from fellow Headgum podcast, Hey Riddle Riddle. Join us as we try to understand how Stephen King and David Cronenberg somehow made a....character drama??

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Horny teens, blood-thirsty hook-ups and conflicting messages about homophobia, we're recapping MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE (which may also be titled I WAS A TEENAGE VAMPIRE -- who can say!) We are joined by fellow scaredy-cat Lamar Woods (Grand Crew, Gossip Kings) to tell us all the gory deets! 

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Six soldiers, a pack of werewolves, and zero silver bullets...we're recapping Neil Marshall's 2005 film Dog Soldiers! This week we are joined by the hilarious Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty, Action Boyz, 101 Places to Party Before You Die) to discuss fun accents, Land Rover product placement, and the delicate art of consuming the correct amount of edibles.

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Psychic dreams, horrible fathers, and Ethan Hawke in the most-terrifying mask ever made -- we're recapping THE BLACK PHONE! Join us as we escape yet another basement, overcome our fears, talk to ghosts and fight mean bullies.

Trigger Warning: child abuse/violence

THE BLACK PHONE is in theaters now

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Get to the chopper, we're recapping 1987's PREDATOR! Join us on a journey into the jungle with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, and their huge, completely natural muscles! If you opt out, we'll have no choice but to think the CIA has got you pushin' too many pencils. 

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Sammy forced Emily and Henley to watch Evil Dead 2 and... they liked it!! Grab your chainsaws and join us on this wild, confusing ride. Groovy!

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One blind man, three unprepared burglars, a bag of cash and a basement surprise...we're recapping the terrifying DON'T BREATHE! We are so honored to be joined by podcast expert and storyteller extraordinaire, Chuck Bryant (Stuff You Should Know, Movie Crush)! Take off your shoes, hold your breath, and join us on this wild ride! 

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TW: discussion of sexual violence

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Extra organs, sexy organs, organs all-around! This week we're recapping David Cronenberg's CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022) not to be confused with David Cronenberg's CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (1970)! Tune in to find out if this is Kstew's best role yet???

CRIMES OF THE FUTURE is in theaters now

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Hooded parkas, goth roommates, pop-rocks and a perfect 90's ensemble cast, this week we're recapping URBAN LEGEND with the legendary Ego Nwodim (you might know her from a little show called SNL)! Shout out to the filmmakers of this unforgettable movie!!!!

You can watch Urban Legend on HBOMax

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Recap begins @ 33:58

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Tiny denim shorts, lake-swimming, canoodling, hitch-hiking, and KEVIN BACON, we're recapping the original Friday the 13th! Can't believe it's taken us this long to get to such a classic. Should we do ~Jason Takes Manhattan~ next????

You can watch Friday The 13th on Amazon Prime Video

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This week we're recapping the most terrifying title ever set to paper, Alex Garland and A24's new film MEN! Join us, one woman and 10,000 Rory Kinnears as we try to have a nice relaxing weekend away (ha!). Good luck guessing the ending to this one!!

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A remote village, a mysterious infection and enough family murder to last us a lifetime, we're recapping THE WAILING!! Join us and the hilarious Neil Campbell (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Comedy Bang-Bang) as we unravel the mystery of this South Korean town.

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Oscar-worthy special effects make-up, a killer soundtrack and a variety of gorgeous British accents, we're recapping AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON! Join us and long-time Horrorspondent Joel Jensen as we uncover whether this is truly the greatest werewolf movie of all time** (**lol of course it's not. New Moon is**)

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfz9AhPnM8c

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It's 1983 and we're strapped for cash, join us for a very normal-sounding babysitting job in a spooky, remote mansion!! This week we're recapping Ti West's THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL -- Greta Gerwig's in this film so you know it's "mumblegore" at its finest.

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM3NAtGR2qc

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We can't seem to get enough of horror remakes from the early to mid aughts that verge on torture porn! This week we are joined by Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, Grand Crew) to talk about Alexandre Aja's 2006 movie The Hills Have Eyes, which Ronni claims is "pretty tame"!!!! We'll be the judge!

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEwXRbKgWnQ

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Paris Hilton, Chad Michael-Murray, Elisha Cuthbert AND Jared Padalecki.....it's 2005 baby and we're recapping HOUSE OF WAX! Zip up your Juicy Couture jumpsuit and join us!

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbCfuFJ30t4

House of Wax is available to rent for $3.99

Recap begins @ 38:28

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Put on your finest furs and top-hats and join us at the Unholy Masquerade because this week we are recapping the 2014 mockumentary, What We Do in the Shadows! Joining us to discuss this delightful film is the creator of the (equally delightful) comics Poorly Drawn Lines, Reza Farazmand. Check out Reza's comics here:
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Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAZEWtyhpes

What We Do in the Shadows is free on Kanopy or available to rent for $2.99

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Butts, basements and a whole new reason to hate dating, we're recapping FRESH! Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sebastian Stan might be our leads, but the real star is the power of female friendship.

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Take off your bra and put on your overalls, we're heading to a remote farmhouse to film a 1970s porno!! Feels safe to us! Join us this week as we recap a24's latest horror film, X, as well as admire the sex drive of two randy old people.

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg3cWuHfoc

X is currently playing in theaters

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The Power of Christ, pigs blood, hand-sewn capelets and an unhealthy amount of teen bullying, we're recapping 1976's CARRIE! Our guest this week is the hilarious Mary Holland (The Woman In The House, Physical, Senior Year) -- she's so delightful she might even convince us to end our beef with Stephen King (no promises)! You're not gonna want to miss her perfect southern accent and insider tips on how to develop your own telekinesis powers :o

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Mg-GRS46Y

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Recap begins @ 25:07

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