The Rob Carson Show

-Christmas cheer explodes as Trump hands out troop bonuses, extra federal holidays, and unapologetic Merry Christmases, while Democratic heads pop like overcooked sugar plums.

-The Newsmax hotline lights up with unforgettable moments, including a show-stopping call from Vincent in Baltimore, followed by a high-energy, no-holds-barred segment with Tony Kinnett of The Daily Signal.

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-ICE raids, falling prices, and economic optimism send the left scrambling for the next scandal that never quite sticks.

-Luke Ball, political commentator and contributor, joins Rob on the Newsmax hotline, delivering rapid-fire analysis, sharp analogies, and bipartisan mockery while helping explain why Democrats are having an historically rough news cycle.

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-Donald Trump’s brisk 18-minute speech sends media heads spinning, economists nodding, and Democrats Googling “dustbin of history”

-Doug Burns joins Rob to eviscerate Fani Willis, question the Mar-a-Lago raid, and torch woke university leadership with surgical precision.

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-Rob introduces the concept of “Suicidal Empathy,” where Western activists passionately defend ideologies that would throw them off rooftops—politely, of course.

-Thane Rosenbaum joins to discuss the rise of global antisemitism, Australia’s failure to act, and why pretending words don’t matter always ends badly.

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-Rob skewers the Brown University shooting investigation, mocking officials who debate the definition of “custody” while the suspect remains very much at large.

-Chris Salcedo, host of The Chris Salcedo Show on Newsmax and author of The Rise of the Liberty-Loving Latino, joins via the Newsmax Hotline for an extended, wide-ranging discussion on Latino voters, border policy, media double standards, and accountability.

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-Rob gleefully revisits “conspiracy theories” that keep inconveniently turning out to be facts, while mocking the media’s six-month amnesia cycle.

-Democrats insist crime is down, terrorism isn’t terrorism, and Trump is the real danger—while Rob plays clips that blow those claims to smithereens in real time.

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-The DOJ and FBI are exposed (again), with Rob eagerly awaiting documents that may explain how a Mar-a-Lago raid happened despite agents saying there was no probable cause—and hoping Jack Smith enjoys his Capitol Hill “exam.”

-The Newsmax hotline lights up with longtime caller Shane from Australia, who joins Rob for a fiery, emotional discussion about immigration failures, cultural breaking points, and why regular people across the world are officially fed up.

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-Gun-free zones get compared to putting up a “rob me” sign, as Brown University’s tragic shooting becomes Exhibit A in why disarming law-abiding citizens doesn’t stop killers.

-Sarah Bedford, Investigative Editor at The Washington Examiner, joins the show to break down how redistricting, the Supreme Court, and the census could reshape politics.

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-Rob dismantles Rob Reiner’s decade-long anti-Trump meltdown, arguing that after being called a Nazi, fascist, and rapist for ten years, Trump is allowed a little snark without triggering national grief counseling.

-Newsmax contributor, GB News and Sky News regular Hilary Fordwich joins Rob for a fiery discussion on radical Islam in the UK and Australia, and how the cultural collapse of Great Britain has brought them to a tipping point.

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-Rob dismantles the latest “next thing” by explaining how cocaine-loaded speedboats somehow become innocent fishing vessels—until even the Intelligence Committee admits they’re drug boats.

-Netflix bravely releases a series about a trans coal miner, prompting Rob (and the audience) to collectively ask, “What the hell did I just watch?”

-Texas Attorney General and U.S. Senate candidate Ken Paxton joins the show to discuss his Senate race, border enforcement, and radical Islamist influence in Texas

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-Rob declares we’re already in World War III, except this one doesn’t come with uniforms, declarations, or polite press conferences.

-Australia’s prime minister responds to terrorism by yelling “More gun laws,” proving once again that woke logic travels internationally—first class.

-Liz Collin, investigative journalist with Alpha News, joins via the Newsmax Hotline to break down the massive Minnesota fraud scandal.

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-The Army–Navy football game restores Rob’s faith in America, patriotism, and the idea that no one in that stadium is confused about who gives the orders.

-Brigadier General Blaine Holt joins Rob on the Newsmax hotline to break down terror threats, open-border consequences, global instability, and why the fight is already here at home.

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-Newsmax's Carl Higbie steals the spotlight with a volcanic rant that Rob describes as coming “off the top rope with a folding chair,” leaving RINO Republicans emotionally concussed.

-Hollywood Insider Christian Toto joins Rob to mock late-night TV, break down Jimmy Kimmel’s limp contract extension, and explain why Adam Schiff should never be booked for comedy.

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-Rob fires on all cylinders, roasting congressional grandstanding, defending DHS enforcement, and repeatedly asking why anyone thinks cocaine speedboats are fishing vessels.

-Mary Walter joins via the Newsmax Hotline, delivering rapid-fire banter on early-bird dining trends, drone-smuggling prisons, Christmas-topic burnout, and why nobody under 40 wants dinner after 7 p.m.

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-Rob gleefully announces new 250th-anniversary U.S. coins, including a proposed dollar coin with Donald Trump on both sides, prompting immediate liberal head-explosion warnings.

-Guest Tony Kinnett joins Rob to torch Indiana RINOs, defend political redistricting without apology, and hint that primary season is about to get very uncomfortable.

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-Congress members try to blame Gov. Kristi Noem for New York City’s problems, and Rob responds by pointing out—colorfully—that terrorists didn’t exactly enter the country by accidentally tripping over the border.

-Emily Sturge (Campus Reform) joins to discuss campus culture, anti-conservative hostility, academic lowering of standards, and the growing Gen Z pushback.

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-Ilhan Omar, alleged brother-husband, mystery wealth, and a $250M missing food-aid program become the subject of a musical roast—complete with Jim Gossett’s parody performance.

-Political scientist Wilfred Reilly joins to fact-check America’s slavery narrative, roast progressive orthodoxy, and bond with Rob over bourbon, Chicago pizza, and the decline of common sense.

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-Nicolás Maduro breaks into “Don’t Worry, Be Happy,” which Rob interprets as the nervous singing of a man who knows he’s about to be “blown the hell up.”

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-The “Seditious Six” get roasted as Elise Slotkin unveils a brand-new excuse of the week, prompting Rob to call CYA on aisle five.

-Guest Doug Burns jumps in to dissect drug-boat strikes, hypocrisy, Somali fraud, Jack Smith, Comer, Letitia James, and anything else Rob throws at him.

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-Rob Carson launches into a full-scale masculinity smackdown, roasting Gavin Newsom and Tim Walz while declaring that soy-boy swagger is not masculinity.

-A whirlwind tour of Somali Medicaid fraud, suitcases of airport cash, and a would-be president of “Jubaland” leaves Rob comparing Somalia to “the meth-lab trailer park of the world.” 

-Fred Fleitz joins and calmly explains Europe’s immigration crisis while Rob wonders whether foreign Christmas markets now require emotional support animals.

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-Rob breaks down Trump’s Kennedy Center triumph, noting that even hostile media admit the former president surprisingly crushes it as host.

-The show dives into the January 6th pipe-bomber saga, where a man Rob describes as “Lenny from Of Mice and Men” somehow eludes the FBI for years despite leaving a trail that Scooby-Doo could follow.

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-Rob barrels into Hour 2 by declaring Somalia the “Independence Day alien species of nations,” while insisting Democrats act like a worldwide fraud network is just a cultural exchange program.

-Thane Rosenbaum joins via the Newsmax Hotline, brilliantly roasting the absurdity of treating terrorists, cartels, and fentanyl boats like protected wildlife.

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-Rob Carson hilariously skewers Minnesota’s Somali fraud scandals while insisting the only ghosts fed during COVID are the “ghost meals” that never existed.

-Rob ties it all together with rants about welfare abuse, border chaos, media gaslighting, and Democrats calling everyone Nazis while he demands, punchline by punchline, that someone finally go to jail.

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-Rob contemplates buying an AI device that listens to every thought he has—then immediately concludes it sounds like living with an ex-wife.

-Rosie O’Donnell and Nicole Wallace spiral into dramatic therapy-level despair over Trump, while Rob gleefully labels it “cat-lady psychosis on parade.”

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-The Jan. 6 pipe-bomber investigation sends Rob into full conspiracy-detective mode as he insists the FBI cracked misdemeanors faster than a guy assembling IKEA furniture but somehow couldn’t find a pipe bomber.

-He celebrates economic “winning” while admitting he went into TJ Maxx to buy a wallet and walked out with SpongeBob socks, a cotton-candy machine, a projector galaxy, and a Run-DMC Christmas tracksuit.

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-Rob is gleefully cheering on exploding narco-boats while accusing Democrats of defending drug cartels simply to oppose Trump.

-A deep dive into alleged Minnesota/Somali fraud sends Rob into full turbo mode, complete with parody Christmas songs and vows of bureaucratic colonoscopies.

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-Trump gets a FIFA World Peace Prize, and Rob imagines the left’s heads popping like popcorn.

-Christian Toto joins on the Newsmax Hotline, where the two deep-dive into Christmas movies, debate which holiday songs should be banned forever.

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-Rob kicks off Hour 2 by torching Democratic gerrymandering theatrics before welcoming John Fredericks on the Newsmax Hotline, who unloads a flamethrower on Indiana GOP “rhinos” blocking a full 9–0 redistricting sweep.

-The hour closes with Mary Walter on the Newsmax Hotline, who riffs with Rob about drug-boat drama, DEI absurdities, parental Munchausen, and why half of Gen Z suddenly develops “test-taking disabilities” every finals week.

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-Rob launches into Friday by roasting Tim Walz, Minnesota Democrats, and anyone else within comedic range as he unwraps the state’s massive Somali-linked welfare fraud scandal.

-Carson and guest Tony Kinnett (Daily Signal) tear into media spin, Jake Tapper’s “white black pipe bomber” misfire, and political double standards with tag-team precision.

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-The Minnesota corruption saga grows so large it might qualify as its own GDP, and Rob gleefully predicts the political downfall of Walz, Ellison, and possibly Ilhan Omar.

-Kaitlin Bennett joins on the Newsmax hotline, recounting her campus adventures where college students flee debates faster than they flee Thanksgiving history lessons.

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-Rob breaks down the pipe-bomber arrest while cheerfully roasting the FBI for discovering the concept of “fresh eyes” only five years late.

-Somali community fraud scandals escalate so dramatically that Rob compares the state to a taxpayer-funded piñata stuffed with billions.

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-A new study crushes the dreams of “crazy cat ladies,” proving that cats prefer men— because men don’t listen, so the cats have to meow louder. Chaos ensues.

-On the Newsmax Hotline, Brigitte Gabriel jumps in and unleashes a flamethrower on Somali fraud networks, weak Democratic leadership, Islamists abusing refugee programs, and Ilhan Omar’s delusions of congressional immortality.

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-ICE prepares to descend on Minnesota, and Rob delights in the panic—while Minneapolis’ police chief issues guidance that sounds more like a hostage-negotiation pamphlet than law enforcement.

-On the Newsmax Hotline, geopolitical expert Gordon Chang joins the show to warn about China’s crumbling economy, proxy chaos in Venezuela, and the alarming number of military-age Chinese men crossing the U.S. border.

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-Rob gleefully announces the Tennessee “crazy cat lady” gets her butt kicked in the special election, proving once again that common sense occasionally wins elections.

-The Trump “Cabinet Super Friends” assembles, complete with narration straight out of the Justice League, to smite fraud, fentanyl, and foolishness.

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-Rob roasts a “bat-guano crazy” Tennessee Democrat who hates country music, cops, and common sense — concluding she’s the human embodiment of “why Kamala lost in 2024.”

-The Newsmax Hotline lights up with Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer, who calmly confirms that blowing up narco boats full of terrorists is, in fact, standard operating procedure — not a war crime, despite what CNN thinks.

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