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"This time there are no Interviews"

Join the Gang while we dive deep into all things Vampire.  We also discuss this batshit insane movie and why it is as truly awful as it is.  Enjoy!!

Up next: Little Monsters  (2019)

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"Podcast makes me feel good!!!"

No spook, specter, or haunt will ever be safe again. Catching the un-dead is their life. It's not a pretty job, especially the way THEY do it, but somebody has to. Enjoy this 2 hours + deep dive on the 1984 classic Ghostbusters.

Up next: Queen of the Damned  (2002)

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"You'll all be guilty, and you're doing it for nothing! Killing me won't bring back your goddamn Podcast!"

Join Todd and Mikey while they go in search of a lost little girl.  That may or may not be Mikey's long-lost daughter.  Will Mikey find the girl, get back his engagement ring, and get off the island with Tod before Paige has them both "Wickermaned".  Find out now!

Up next: Ghostbusters  (1984)

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"When you talk to the other Pod, you never know who will be listening."

In this episode, Mikey and Todd try to book an appointment with a Nazi optometrist.  Paige has to slap the planchet out of their hands because she knows better.

Up next: Wicker Man  (2006)

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"They don't call It the Pod for nothing"

In this episode, Paige explains to Mikey and Todd what it is really like to become a young woman.  All while they break down this coming-of-age tale scene by scene.  It's clear Mikey and Todd had a lot of learning to do.  Enjoy.

Up next: Ouija - Origin of Evil (2016)

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"And a Pod shall lead them..."

Join the Gang while we try to escape Gatlin.  Will Todd end up on a Corncross?  Will Paige make it out alive? Will Mikey be super excited he can just HAYMAKER kids guilt-free?  Find out now.

Up next: Ginger Snaps (2000)

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"Just like Home Alone... If Home Alone was Terrible"

Join the gang while we try to figure out what the hell is happening in this fever dream nightmare of a movie

Up next: Children of the Corn (1984)

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"No one knows you're up there."

Join Paige Mikey and Todd while we try to squeeze in one last run on our ski day. Will Todd jump and break both of his legs? Will Mikey American Ninja Warrior his way to freedom?  Will paige just chill out until the chair drops her off at almost ground level?  Find out now

Up next: Antlers (2021)

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"The Curse of the Nazi Gold"

Join the gang while we vacation at our friends Norwegian cabin.  Will Mikey have sex in an outhouse?  Will Todd do some SICK TRICKS off his snowmobile? will Paige make it out alive....  Find out now

Up next: Frozen (2010)

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"Slay, Pod, Slay"

In this episode, the gang goes to Hawthorne College to see if we can find out why all the men are crazy murderers or something. We assume the boys just got WAY too into The Joe Rogan Experience and Float Tanks.  Will we solve the mystery before time runs out?  Find out now.

Up next: Dead Snow (2009)

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"The sands will rise. The heavens will part. The Pod will be unleashed."

In this episode, the gang travels deep into the desert to find Podunaptra to fight scarabs, undead Egyptian soldiers, and even Imhotep himself.  All to save the world from certain destruction or whatever.

Up next: Black Christmas (2019)

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"First they Greet you.  Then they make you watch a terrible movie and gaslight you until you agree with them to get Mikey to stop talking about it"

In this episode, the Gang is forced to watch Blood Diner.  Will Paige ever recover from the OBVIOUS production issues captured on film, Will Todd legit throw up because this movie is next-level gross?  Will Mikey win his wrestling bout with Johnny Hitler? Find out now.

Up next: The Mummy (1999)

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"Solve the Puzzle. Escape the Room. Listen to the Pod or die."

In this episode the gang finds themselves locked in a never-ending podcast where they have to solve the clues or be doomed to record at least one episode a week until they die.  It's been over 3 years and they are still at it.  Don't worry, I don't think they are going to solve it anytime soon.

Up next: Blood Diner (1987)

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"You'll simply never understand the true nature of Podcasting."

In this episode, we take a deep dive into one of Paige's favorite bonkers movies.  Will Todd make it out of the Horny Musical alive? Will Paige drop some amazing facts on us all? Will Mikey offend all of Scotland?  Find out now.

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"Witchcraft enters the Podcast age, and a different terror begins."

Please enjoy this exclusive audio from our Halloween live show last year!  This was previously unavailable to people who didn't virtually attend that event, but the time has come to share this madness with the world!!!  Enjoy!

Up Tomorrow: The Wicker Man (1973)

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"Pod Dies Tonight!"

In this episode, the gang goes back to Haddonfield.  Will we join a mob and take out our vengeance on Michael?  Will the director do a complete 180 and make Michael fully immortal? Will Todd refer to Michael as Jason more than once?  Find out now!

Up next: The Wicker Man (1973)

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"Someone new has joined the pod"

Join the gang while we talk about the movie host for a LOT longer than the actual runtime of the movie.

Up next: Halloween (2021)

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"Some Pods Are Real"

In this movie, we take a deep dive into Haunt.  One of Mikey's favorite movies of 2019.  Paige and Todd didn't seem to like it as much.

Up next: Host (2020)

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"You were right to be afraid of the Pod"

"this week the gang breaks down Mikey's love life as well as the movie Lights Out. For some reason when Mikey shines the light of commitment, his dates just disappear.

Up next: Haunt (2019)

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"Dare to Say His Name."

In this episode, the gang dives deep into the 2021 Candyman.  There is no telling what will happen when you listen five times.

Up next: Lights Out (2016)

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"In every community, there is one Podcast that adults whisper about and walk out of the room to avoid"

Join the gang while we break down a movie so bonkers you almost miss the social commentary.  But in all fairness, it is hard to focus on when you are being chased around by a Gimp with a Shotgun.

Up next: Candyman (2021) 

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"Podsucker! - Deadlier than Dracula!"

Join us this week while our gang, with special guest Kristal Adams, breaks down our first blaxploitation horror film Blacula!

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"In an age of darkness. At a time of evil. When the world needed a hero. What it got was this podcast."

Join the Gang while we break down one of the most fun horror comedies around.  With Special Guest Blaine Gibson from Rooster Teeth!

Up next:

Get Out (2017)

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"Based on "True" Events"

30,000 Podcasts are reported missing every year. Some are never heard from again. 90% of them are found in a month.

Up next:

Army of Darkness (1992)

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"Deep in the woods, lurks a hideous Pod... Don't even whisper its name!"

Join the gang while we break down what has to be the worst slasher ever!  But damn is it a lot of fun!

Up Next: Wolf Creek (2005)

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"If you think it's hard to keep a good Pod down...Try keeping down a BAD one."

Please enjoy this very special episode on part 6 of the Friday the 13th franchise.  

Up Next: Madman (1981)

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"Everything you've heard is true, except for the "Date" story"

You are going to love this trip down memory lane.  Especially now that Mikey has reached out to a certain someone that Todd may or may have not taken on a date to see The Blair Witch Project.  Holy on your earballs this episode is BONKERS!!!

Up Next: Madman (1981)

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"The camp's activity for today...Podcast!"

Join the gang while we venture into an incredibly bonkers 80's movie.  Will Mikey beat a kid to death?  Will Todd get murdered in the woods?  Will Paige unravel the mystery before it's too late?  Find out in this episode on Sleepaway Camp!

Up Next: The Blair Witch Project (1999)

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"Survival rule #21: Listen to this episode"

In this episode, we jump into the world of Zombieland.

What is your favorite moment?

Up Next: Sleepaway Camp (1983)

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"The good news is your Pod is here. The bad news is... it's dead."

Join the gang while we enjoy the best 80's horror movie ever made.

Is it overly sexist? Yes.

Does it treat differently-abled people badly? Yes

Does Tom Atkins Murder someone in a flashback only to have that dude come back as a zombie so Daddy Atkins can get a second helping of revenge for his high school love?  Absolutely.

What was your favorite part of Night of the Creeps?

Up Next:

Zombieland (2009)

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"You've got Pod on you"

Join the gang while we break down one of the best horror comedies ever made.

Up next:

Night of the Creeps

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"Hanging with Mr. Cooper.. in the cellar"

This week the gang breaks down the movie that started all zombie movies.

Up Next:

Shaun of the Dead

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"The Pod will shine Again"

Join the gang while we venture back into the world of the Shining.

Up Next:

The Night of the Living Dead

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"Rockin with Dokken"

Join the gang while we take a deep dive into a movie so bonkers it could only have been made in the '80s.

Up Next:

Doctor Sleep

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"The Money Made Me Do It"

Join the gang while we break down a movie that glorifies Con-artists, belittles actual victims affected by the Satanic panic, and makes it seem like a good idea to perform an exorcism on a child.  But all in all... if you can overlook all that... It's not a bad movie.

Up Next:

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

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"This time the ghost holds the camera!!!"

Join our crew while we venture back into (BLEEP) Hospital to see if we can just rehash the premises from our Grave Encounters 1 episode.  Will Mikey be able to capture the magic from his very first episode?  Will the Paige have watched the first Grave Encounters? Will Todd be as scared as he was the first time around?  Find out now!!!

Up Next:

The Conjuring 3

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"This podcast was inspired by true events"

This week on Borderland meets world the gang dives deep into a movie based on an actual cult (the Cult Podcast Covered).  It's a wild movie and Paige does do a great job of explaining the real-life events that led to the movie being made.

Up Next:
Grave Encounters 2

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"Don't Trust The Fey"

Join the gang while they break down the murder of a 10-year-old girl by a fascist captain.

This just in... Fascism is bad

Up next week:

Borderland (2007)

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"We're being quarantined here. We're being kept here to Pod."

Join the Gang while we check out this like totally cool hidden Mayan Temple.  I hope nothing goes wrong.

Up next week:

Pan's Labyrinth (Listener Request Winner)

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"hide yo kids, hide yo wife. The Rona drowning errbody out here"

This week the gang goes back in time to the '70s to help settle once and for all who is the prettiest woman in ALL OF MEXICO!!!!  We also help a local seed distributor extort a local family.  Enjoy.

Up next week:

The Ruins

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"A terrifying evil has been unleashed. And 3 podcasters are our only hope to stop it."

Join Mikey and Todd while they flee to Mexico on run from the law.  Will Paige be able to sneak them across the border in her RV?  Will Paige, Mikey and Todd be able to make it through a night at the Titty Twister? Just how many characters does Cheech Marin play in this movie?  Listen now to find out.

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"It’s not delivery, it’s Dejardins"

Join our gang while we try to produce a documentary on Alzheimer's.  Will Paige be able to keep Mikey and Todd in line while we uncover the truth about Mrs. Logan?  Will we burn the croissant crust Dejardins pizza that is in the oven?  Will Todd nope outta the movie and never be heard from again? Find out in this episode on The Taking of Deborah Logan.

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"Based on a true story of the time a director completely made up a story. Also, you’re getting very sleepy."

Join the gang while we do our best to find out what is causing so many people to disappear in Nome Alaska.  Spoiler Alert.  It's tragic and not at all discussed in The Fourth Kind.

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“I don’t believe it, until it’s real, and then fuck that.”

Join us while we venture into the deep deep south with a cynical exorcist to expose the exorcism industry for the sham it is.  I hope nothing predictably bad happens while we are there.

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"The Worst Phantom of the Opera adaptation I've ever seen"

Do you like True Crime and Murder Documentaries? How about Torture porn? Oh. Well. This has both, so...

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"Worst. Dinner Party. EVER!"

Join us while we play a game... Called how soon would you have left this weird-ass murder party.

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"Predatorsommar: This time it’s personal"

This week we took a lads vacation and learned all about our trauma while also discovering why you REALLY can't take us camping

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"What if you could live forever... AT SUMMER CAMP. LANYARDS, ARCHERY, NATURE WALKS, FOREVERRRRR"

Spoiler alert... Todd actually liked this one.  And they didn't buy him off.  They didn't have the budget for it.

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"If you thought the dad from home alone was bad. Check this out."

Join the gang while we hold up in a cabin (or Lodge if you will) and discuss why these kids got exactly what they deserved.  Missed medication and Gaslighting doesn't mix kids... Let that be a lesson for ya.

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