Cinephobe

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the immaculate Jason Concepcion for an epic time travel adventure back to feudal Japan replete with references to mid 90s pop culture. Schwing!

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are mean, green, podcasting machines in this episode that unlocks repressed memories and soothes family trauma. You're gonna like us when we're angry.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes have formed a symbiotic relationship with this podcast, one that may be slowly killing them and keeping them alive all at the same time. WE are Cinephobe.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes have created this podcast out of sheer concentrated power of will. A reckless, cavalier pilot is forced to confront the fear of the two most powerful forces in the Universe: Commitment & Poppytalk.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined once again by the incomparable JuJu Gotti for the heartfelt and emotional origin story of a young swimmer with olympic dreams training with a new coach that unlocks her potential. Unfortunately, her rise to the top gets tragically derailed by the unexpected return of Kidnaping month.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes seek to exorcise their podcasting demons when they find themselves confronted by an ancient evil with a sadistic nature that loves to sing: Drunk Amin.

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After wrecking the old one with greasy food, cigarettes, and a stressful lifestyle, Zach, Amin & Mayes receive a new heart and fresh start.

Only one catch: it comes from the black lawyer that stole your girlfriend who's going to haunt you, literally.

From the podcast that brought you episodes discussing movies where:

• A black man believes he is Italian
• An Italian man disguises himself as a turtle
• A white man wears blackface to attend Harvard
• Two black men impersonate white women to prevent a kidnaping
• White people are subjugated in a world where reality just changed sides

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Zach, Amin and Mayes have evolved, incubating more than 200 podcasts into a fifty terabyte self evolving neural network uploaded onto a nanotech android that chews glass like pop rocks and really wants you to comment, like and subscribe.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with Roy Bellamy to hunt the ultimate hunter in a sweaty and blood soaked dystopian Los Angeles.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are ordered to take a vacation from podcasting around the galaxy, so they rent a converted shed in suburbia to acquaint themselves with an earthling existence.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are deployed in naval war games for RIMPAC 2012 when all of a sudden, for the second time in Cinephobe history, the fate of Hawaii hangs in the balance. Will these honest podcasters fendi off their second consecutive alien invasion thanks to Rihanna's acting debut? Tune in to find out as Space Month continues.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are a rag tag group of heroes brought together by custom jackets with inspiring logos and a desire to tear shit up while enforcing society's rules. Fresh horses for my men! Tonight we ride!

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It's time for the Cinephobe Game Show!

Zach and Amin compete to test their knowledge of their own podcast, attempting to answer questions crafted by Mayes and presented in a Jeopardy style format.

There are eight categories with five questions of increasing point value and difficulty, as well as two secret double elimination questions.

Who will be the first Cinepardy champion?

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Brad Williams makes his triumphant return to Cinephobe as he joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to review the movie so offensive to little people that we had to come up with a new term for it: "Short Leg". So sit back, relax, flop those legs up on the couch and craft a concoction of your finest cognac and cherry morphine as this movie gets down on its knees to blow you away.

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Mike Ryan returns to Cinephobe for the third time and joins Zach, Amin and Mayes in their quest to watch every movie featuring a homoerotic mentor-protegé dynamic. Buckle up for the rollercoaster ride from gridiron glory to prognostication prowess, and all the way back down to the gutter. We're gamblin' again!

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Zach, Amin and Mayes take a sun drenched sojourn down to the Florida Keys to suck the nectar outta this podcast alongside Moondog, Flicker, Cap Wack, Lingerie and Jimmy Buffett. You know the best part about the devil? He finds the fun, and then we take Jesus and we just ride him all the way to the top.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are visited by the Ghosts of Exposition Past, Present and Future in a desperate attempt to change their ways. Take shelter from the estrogen lynch mob, come on in and get cozy at the Manosphere Bar where the misogyny flows like divine ambrosia and everything's gonna be alright alright alright...

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of road twitches stuck at Michelle “Bubba” Beadle’s truck stop hoping to survive the rise of the machines caused by a radioactive comet coating the world in a fine layer of lime green chaos. We made this podcast!! Where’s the loyalty??

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Zach, Amin and Mayes have graduated from the Pelican Bay School of Podcasting (with honors) just in time to record from the Soul Plane during its inaugural cross country journey. Whether you're in First Class dining on fee lay mane yane, or in Low Class choosing between Colt 45 and Alizé, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position as we prepare for takeoff.

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Buckle up for safety, Cinephobiacs! Zach, Amin and Mayes are commandeering this podcast to pursue an unstoppable group of seductive bank robbers with the help of elite bike messenger and NASCAR enthusiast Queen Latifah.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very mysterious and powerful podcast, and its mystery is exceeded only by its power. ¡ZOLTAN!

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are on a quest to clear their podcast's name and put a stop to the KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken) once and for all. After a quick jaunt across the pond to retrieve some crucial clues from Paris and Buckingham Palace, they visit Mount Vernon, the Library of Congress, and Mount Rushmore on their tourist trap treasure trail. Do you like ducks?

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to the City of Mirrors in Thailand for One Last Job, making a quick pit stop at the pharmacy to fulfill their prescription for love.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of loyalty podcasters bringing in marks for a classic possum trap. Will they make it out unscathed, and more importantly, will they get the cake?? Cage month lurches forward with this family affair from the fourth or fifth most talented director in the Coppola family, depending on who you ask.

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When the virtuous and God-fearing citizens of the world suddenly disappear in the blink of an eye, Zach, Amin and Mayes are, you guessed it, Left Behind to record a podcast with the Antichrist.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are tormented FBI agents trying to bury the guilt and failure of their past with migraine medicine injections and rakefuls of garbage Vietnamese food. When an uncatchable serial killer with an endless budget follows them to Chicago, they are forced to form a joint task force and save the city's female loners from imminent death.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes induct John Travolta into the ten timer's club with the movie that flipped the world upside down so startlingly, it has never recovered. When a family man hits rock bottom at an astronomical rate, he is forced to do whatever is necessary to recover the money owed to him by his wealthy former boss.

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400 years ago, the Nu Trong Oracle predicted that Cinephobe would do an episode on The Golden Child, and the Chosen Ones Zach Amin and Mayes would ascertain whether or not it was accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake.

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Disguise the limit for Zach Amin and Mayes in the first movie of Kidnaping month and only 1% movie in Cinephobe history. Is this podcast not turtley enough for the turtle club?

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are walking into the club in slow motion, glistening blue in the blacklight while fully slicked down in baby oil. Shorty can't eat no books, but shorty can eat a podcast, as we close out Black Heritage Month with a fraudulent poll.

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Just when Zach, Amin and Mayes thought they were out of the game, they get pulled back in by an old flame. The dame claimed she was not to blame, all the same, it was a low down dirty shame.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by repeat offender Roy Bellamy, producer of the Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz, to form one of the most legendary crossover podcasting groups in history. Greater than Flash and the Ebony Sparks, Bird and the Midnight Falcons, and the Temptations all put together.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are debuting their latest podcast at the Anti-Drug rally and following it up with a round of Cinepheud at the Knowledge Bowl. A simple case of mistaken identity leads to a series of zany mishaps, an angry drug dealer and Pauly Shore dressed as a genie.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are breaking a Gorilla out of the Zoo so they can rip it up at TGI Fridays. This movie answers finally answers the long anticipated question: If animals were pick-up artists, what kind of dating advice would they give?

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Zach, Amin and Mayes bet everything, and we mean everything, that they can turn a New York City cabbie into an overnight podcasting sensation. Will they discover a Rhinestone in the rough? Or will Stallone Year come to an end?

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the one and only Stugotz from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz to discuss all of the movies from Stallone Month. Stu breaks out his top secret Stallone File that he's been keeping under wraps for years until this podcast, where he gives us the Top 5 Stallone Movies and Top 5 Stallone Characters in his personal record book.

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Bad Movies are a disease. Meet the Cure.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to an isolated cabin in Russia to train for their greatest podcast yet. They're not as young as springtime no more, but they can't change what they really are. Podcasters, gents.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are taking it higher and fighting with fire in their quest to win the Arm Wrestling World Championship out of the independent podcaster division. Will these plucky underdogs be able to strap up and pull their way through the field of burly truckers? It is double elimination after all, in other words, if you lose once, you still have one more chance.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are full of holiday cheer for this (formerly) Patreon exclusive episode where they discuss potential name changes, Amin's taboo prowess, Reese Witherspoon's talent, and are joined for the first time ever by a rotten tomatoes reviewer.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes have more than a few tricks up their sleeves as heist month disappears in a puff of smoke. The Four Horseman face their greatest foe to date, a Harry Potter that traded in his wand for a super computer, and certainly not a single twist or illusion, everything is exactly as it seems.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of honest podcasters trying to do a heist month, but corrupt heist movies keep film noiring their way out of the genre. Liam Neesons is our shit, but this movie has gone too far. Will the podcasters clear their names and continue to use their particular set of skills? Or will it all be Taken from them.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are the bastard sons of Elvis out to rob a Casino in the most straightforward plan in Cinephobe history. Kevin Costner goes against type as a sideburned slayer and Kurt Russell gets trapped by a single mom while the soundtrack and visual style evoke a picture perfect period piece of the early 2000s.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are the number one podcasts thieves in the world, and it's time to put their skills to the test. In a fast and furious four horse race between Banter, Exposition, Film Noir and Poppytalk, this episode ended up funnier than the Vin Diesel audition tape for Cats.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are second to nun as they close out Whoopi Goldberg month with some joyful joy. When an administrator on the brink of retirement threatens to shut down the podcast and turn it into a parking lot, only one thing can change his mind: winning the all state podcast competition.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting cocaine in the cookies for a podcast that exudes a beautiful simplicity, savage, ruthless, existing only to devour and destroy, to taste blood, to rend flesh. It will be your worst nightmare unless you give us the meecrofilme, but if it's tingling, that means it's working.

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Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to Italy after winning a contest to name a chicken sandwich, where through a series of events they drop their podcast in a basket and it floats away down the river. Years later, their podcast has been raised Italian, having never known its true heritage. Mamma Mia! Will Homie Spumoni discover his roots in time for the hospital talent show?

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Zach, Amin and Mayes have been selected as honorary podcasters for the struggling New York Knicks. After quickly assessing the core personal issue plaguing each individual member of the team and solving them one at a time, it all comes down to the last game of the season to decide who becomes the 8 seed in the playoffs. This movie invented the play in game. BING BONG!

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by comedian Brad Williams on their quest to reach the Las Vegas Hip Hop Café. The Leprechaun is eerily comfortable in the hood, smoking the bombest weed, banging the flyest zombie fly girls, and murdering anyone in his path before spitting bars (o'gold) over dope beats. Is there pussy in heaven?

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are amnesiacs with troubled pasts and very particular sets of skills, having trained with a master in the art of podjitsu. Their skills are put to the test when they become embroiled in army corruption involving an arms dealer who just happens to have a world class ninja facility on his compound.

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