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The Mysteries Of Derlin County

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Brandon returns home to Derlin county to solve a mystery surrounding a girl who went missing from his high school. After figuring it out, he soon realizes Derlin County has a lot more going on than meets the eye. With the help of his best friend Kyle, they open Investi-Gators, a private investigating practice and try to help Derlin by sinking their teeth into one case at a time. Join Kyle and Brandon as they solve a multitude of mysterious crimes and cases from missing persons, to ghosts, and E.B.E. Just to name a few. This show is stupid for the sake of stupid and contains strong language, listener discretion is advised! WARNING: This show is a satire intended to poke fun at a litany of different things and can be triggering to some. If you're easily offended TMoDC may not be for you. Merch downloads and links available at linktr.ee/derlincounty
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Brandon returns home to Derlin county to solve a mystery surrounding a girl who went missing from his high school. After figuring it out, he soon realizes Derlin County has a lot more going on than meets the eye. With the help of his best friend Kyle, they open Investi-Gators, a private investigating practice and try to help Derlin by sinking their teeth into one case at a time. Join Kyle and Brandon as they solve a multitude of mysterious crimes and cases from missing persons, to ghosts, and E.B.E. Just to name a few. This show is stupid for the sake of stupid and contains strong language, listener discretion is advised! WARNING: This show is a satire intended to poke fun at a litany of different things and can be triggering to some. If you're easily offended TMoDC may not be for you. Merch downloads and links available at linktr.ee/derlincounty
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Published 2023-11-24

Bessie Wellingshire

28 min
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Brandon finishes up his conversation with the nanny, and then receives a horrific phone call, with heart breaking news. Then, the worst possible thing happens and Brandon is thrusted into a race against the clock.

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Brandon finishes up his conversation with the nanny, and then receives a horrific phone call, with heart breaking news. Then, the worst possible thing happens and Brandon is thrusted into a race against the clock.

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Published 2023-11-24

Sarah Wellingshire

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Brandon talks to Don's brother Pat, and the Former nanny and learns some unsettling new information.

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Brandon talks to Don's brother Pat, and the Former nanny and learns some unsettling new information.

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Published 2023-11-21

The Wellingshires Pt.2

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After posting a bulletin on a local website, Brandon follows up on replies. Talking to friends of the family of the missing girls.

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After posting a bulletin on a local website, Brandon follows up on replies. Talking to friends of the family of the missing girls.

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Published 2023-11-20

The Wellingshires Pt.1

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Brandon talks to Stevie and Don Wellingshire, and a few suspects begin to come into focus. Brandon also reaches out to former Detective Clevage for some guidance.

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Brandon talks to Stevie and Don Wellingshire, and a few suspects begin to come into focus. Brandon also reaches out to former Detective Clevage for some guidance.

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Published 2023-11-18

The Big Gunzz

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With his back against the wall, and really not wanting another "paranormal" case Brandon decides to call in the "Big Guns"........ well not really that big.

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With his back against the wall, and really not wanting another "paranormal" case Brandon decides to call in the "Big Guns"........ well not really that big.

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Published 2023-11-16

Agatha Ashcroft

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A phone call from a concerned father, and a local urban legend send the Investi-Gators team on a horrific ride. Trying to figure out what happened to Sarah and Bessie, two sisters who vanished from a nearby National Forest.

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A phone call from a concerned father, and a local urban legend send the Investi-Gators team on a horrific ride. Trying to figure out what happened to Sarah and Bessie, two sisters who vanished from a nearby National Forest.

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Published 2023-10-31

Patty Baggs

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Brandon hears a story about the infamous Patty Baggs

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Brandon hears a story about the infamous Patty Baggs

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Published 2023-10-04

Goodnight, Shady Glen

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Greg, Kyle and Brandon launch a final assault on Shady Glen. Let's just say it doesn't go according to plan, per usual.....

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Greg, Kyle and Brandon launch a final assault on Shady Glen. Let's just say it doesn't go according to plan, per usual.....

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Published 2023-10-02

The Basement

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With Kyle and Brandon trapped, the situation grows more and more grim. Especially after learning the ludicrous theories about the case are probably true.

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With Kyle and Brandon trapped, the situation grows more and more grim. Especially after learning the ludicrous theories about the case are probably true.

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Published 2023-10-02

Kyle Cannot Know

29 min
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Brandon sets a plan in motion to break up Kyle and Jen, while simultaneously trying to keep his name out of the suspect pool.

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Brandon sets a plan in motion to break up Kyle and Jen, while simultaneously trying to keep his name out of the suspect pool.

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Published 2023-10-02

Steak-Out

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Brandon goes on a "Steak-Out" In Shady Glenn and receives very unsettling new information while chatting with a resident. He also tries to reach a compromise with Kyles new girlfriend.

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Brandon goes on a "Steak-Out" In Shady Glenn and receives very unsettling new information while chatting with a resident. He also tries to reach a compromise with Kyles new girlfriend.

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Published 2023-09-27

New Information

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Amidst all the chaos Brandon and Kyle ditch Jen leaving her to interview a suspect by herself. The Derlin County Sheriffs also uncover evidence Brandon hoped they wouldn't.

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Amidst all the chaos Brandon and Kyle ditch Jen leaving her to interview a suspect by herself. The Derlin County Sheriffs also uncover evidence Brandon hoped they wouldn't.

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Published 2023-09-27

Jen

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With Brandon in deep trouble and in a bad situation, he calls Kyle for help. Meanwhile Kyle thinks it's a great idea to bring his new girlfriend to a crime scene..... It doesn't go well.

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With Brandon in deep trouble and in a bad situation, he calls Kyle for help. Meanwhile Kyle thinks it's a great idea to bring his new girlfriend to a crime scene..... It doesn't go well.

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Published 2023-09-22

Forcing A Confession

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The Guys come up with a fool proof plan to get Greg to own up to what he did. Then Brandon goes and meets with the coroner before getting back to their trip to Buck & Chucky's.

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The Guys come up with a fool proof plan to get Greg to own up to what he did. Then Brandon goes and meets with the coroner before getting back to their trip to Buck & Chucky's.

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Published 2023-09-21

Kyle Walks Into A Bar

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With Brandon finishing up at Shady Glen, it's now up to Kyle to get information from the bar the Greg was at the night of the crime. Problem is Kyle is hiding a secret from Brandon.

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With Brandon finishing up at Shady Glen, it's now up to Kyle to get information from the bar the Greg was at the night of the crime. Problem is Kyle is hiding a secret from Brandon.

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Published 2023-09-16

Shady Glen

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Brandon has to give Kyle bad news about their trip, then he heads to Shady Glen to canvass the area. And he receives unsettling information while there.

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Brandon has to give Kyle bad news about their trip, then he heads to Shady Glen to canvass the area. And he receives unsettling information while there.

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Published 2023-09-12

Johnny Greg

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As they are about to head out the door and on their to Buck and Chucky's, Brandon and Kyle get a series of unsettling phone calls that put their trip in jeopardy.

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As they are about to head out the door and on their to Buck and Chucky's, Brandon and Kyle get a series of unsettling phone calls that put their trip in jeopardy.

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Published 2023-09-12

Buck & Chucky's

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Before reaching what he considers a conclusion to the Eugene Harwell disappearance, Brandon heads to the Derlin County Catholic Church for one final interview. Then he heads home to tell Kyle about the new Buck and Chucky's opening.

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Before reaching what he considers a conclusion to the Eugene Harwell disappearance, Brandon heads to the Derlin County Catholic Church for one final interview. Then he heads home to tell Kyle about the new Buck and Chucky's opening.

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Published 2023-09-10

Murphy's Woods

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Brandon and Nate along with cadaver dogs Battery and Violet head to Murphy's Woods to follow up on a lead. Brandon reaches a conclusion on Eugenes disappearance.

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Brandon and Nate along with cadaver dogs Battery and Violet head to Murphy's Woods to follow up on a lead. Brandon reaches a conclusion on Eugenes disappearance.

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Published 2023-09-07

Eugene's Diary

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Brandon gets ahold of Eugene's diary and it certainly makes a main character in Eugenes disappearance look bad. So, Brandon calls in an old contact for some much needed help

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Brandon gets ahold of Eugene's diary and it certainly makes a main character in Eugenes disappearance look bad. So, Brandon calls in an old contact for some much needed help

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Published 2023-09-07

The Derlin County Post Office

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Brandon stops at the Derlin County Post Office to talk to Eugene and Dougs former co-workers. The picture of Eugenes disappearance slowly begins to take shape. It is made even more clear when he talks to Eustace and Robynn Harwell.

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Brandon stops at the Derlin County Post Office to talk to Eugene and Dougs former co-workers. The picture of Eugenes disappearance slowly begins to take shape. It is made even more clear when he talks to Eustace and Robynn Harwell.

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Published 2023-09-05

The Investigation

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Brandon dives into the original investigation, and talks to several officers and detectives who worked the case. They give him the phone number for Justin Corman who shares some similar feelings about the case.

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Brandon dives into the original investigation, and talks to several officers and detectives who worked the case. They give him the phone number for Justin Corman who shares some similar feelings about the case.

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Published 2023-09-02

The Disappearance

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Brandon deep dives into Eugenes' disappearance and finds out the hard way he's got his work cut out for him. Also, when an anonymous contact calls with new information, Brandon begins to question the DCSD and Eugenes brother.

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Brandon deep dives into Eugenes' disappearance and finds out the hard way he's got his work cut out for him. Also, when an anonymous contact calls with new information, Brandon begins to question the DCSD and Eugenes brother.

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Published 2023-09-02

Eugene Alan Harwell

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Brandon receives an email about a possible missing persons case from 2021. He meets with the missing persons younger brother Doug at the Derlin County Fair, and finds out there's a real mystery that was just thrown into his lap.

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Brandon receives an email about a possible missing persons case from 2021. He meets with the missing persons younger brother Doug at the Derlin County Fair, and finds out there's a real mystery that was just thrown into his lap.

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Published 2023-07-24

11:19 p.m.

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Brandon faces off against his strongest foe yet, will he come through and save the day and get rid of the spirits infesting Bufords house? Or will he Blow it?

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Brandon faces off against his strongest foe yet, will he come through and save the day and get rid of the spirits infesting Bufords house? Or will he Blow it?

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Published 2023-07-17

Rope Swing

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Dale calls back with another story. This time involving a rope swing.

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Dale calls back with another story. This time involving a rope swing.

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Published 2023-07-15

9-11 pm

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Father Greg continues his exorcism as Brandon hunts down Rory, Preston, and Renee. Somehow Brandon finds a way to make matters even worse.

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Father Greg continues his exorcism as Brandon hunts down Rory, Preston, and Renee. Somehow Brandon finds a way to make matters even worse.

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Published 2023-07-14

8-9 pm

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Brandon continues to make things worse, and now with Ronnie missing and Buford leaving, he is all alone in the house. Brandon decides it's time to contact the Derlin Chapel of Light & Hope for help with Denton, Renee, Preston and Rory.

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Brandon continues to make things worse, and now with Ronnie missing and Buford leaving, he is all alone in the house. Brandon decides it's time to contact the Derlin Chapel of Light & Hope for help with Denton, Renee, Preston and Rory.

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Published 2023-07-14

The Legend Begins

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Brandon shares a call received when the Rebekah tipline was up and running. The call was from Dale McGovern who had some stories to share about a local legend.

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Brandon shares a call received when the Rebekah tipline was up and running. The call was from Dale McGovern who had some stories to share about a local legend.

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Published 2023-07-11

Night 3

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Armed with a summoning spell, Brandon summons Zuzu and Bigburdis two lesser demons who attempt to help expel Denton from the Langford residence. But Brandon makes a horrible mistake, that could possibly ruin his chances of getting ready of any spirit.

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Armed with a summoning spell, Brandon summons Zuzu and Bigburdis two lesser demons who attempt to help expel Denton from the Langford residence. But Brandon makes a horrible mistake, that could possibly ruin his chances of getting ready of any spirit.

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Published 2023-07-11

Regrouping

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Following the catastrophic events surrounding Kyle, Brandon and the guys are reeling. So they decide to leave the house for the night to do some more research, and come back more prepared for the battle that lies ahead.

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Following the catastrophic events surrounding Kyle, Brandon and the guys are reeling. So they decide to leave the house for the night to do some more research, and come back more prepared for the battle that lies ahead.

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Published 2023-07-11

Night 2

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Buford and Ronnie look for Brandon, then must figure out a way to save him. There are more unexpected visitors in the house the the guys must figure out how to expel.

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Buford and Ronnie look for Brandon, then must figure out a way to save him. There are more unexpected visitors in the house the the guys must figure out how to expel.

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Published 2023-07-11

Setting Up

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After Brandon and Buford realize what they're truly dealing with, they decide to take the day to go buy ghost hunting equipment. They head to Department story where they encounter a ghost hunting "pro" who agrees to help out, despite Brandons wishes for him not to.

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After Brandon and Buford realize what they're truly dealing with, they decide to take the day to go buy ghost hunting equipment. They head to Department story where they encounter a ghost hunting "pro" who agrees to help out, despite Brandons wishes for him not to.

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Published 2023-07-05

Night One

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After agreeing to help Buford Langford, and finding unsettling evidence, Brandon stays the night at the Langford residence. He only finds more unsettling evidence...

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After agreeing to help Buford Langford, and finding unsettling evidence, Brandon stays the night at the Langford residence. He only finds more unsettling evidence...

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Published 2023-07-05

The Langford Residence

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Following the conclusion of Rebekahs case, The Investi-Gators team is desperate for a case load. After days waiting they receive a call from Buford Langford, who needs help with something the guys don't normally deal with, and Brandon reluctantly agrees to help.

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Following the conclusion of Rebekahs case, The Investi-Gators team is desperate for a case load. After days waiting they receive a call from Buford Langford, who needs help with something the guys don't normally deal with, and Brandon reluctantly agrees to help.

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Published 2023-06-29

The Solution Pt. 3: Finality

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Brandon finally discovers what happened to Rebekah Knowlsmith on March 18th 2002.

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Brandon finally discovers what happened to Rebekah Knowlsmith on March 18th 2002.

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Published 2023-06-29

The Solution Pt. 2: Back To It

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Brandon hits the ground running and tracks down Dewey Philips a.k.a. the creepy janitor, and gets a worrisome new lead. Laremy attempts to track down Ralph Backlund, and both guys forget something important.

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Brandon hits the ground running and tracks down Dewey Philips a.k.a. the creepy janitor, and gets a worrisome new lead. Laremy attempts to track down Ralph Backlund, and both guys forget something important.

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Published 2023-06-29

The Solution Pt. 1: Returning The Favor

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With Kyle and Brandon currently in prison, Laremy is stuck playing podcast host, and manages to scrounge up a new lead.

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With Kyle and Brandon currently in prison, Laremy is stuck playing podcast host, and manages to scrounge up a new lead.

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Published 2023-06-22

Greetings From the DCCF

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Brandon calls in to give some brief new information and shares a recorded call with his new attorney.

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Brandon calls in to give some brief new information and shares a recorded call with his new attorney.

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Published 2023-06-14

The Arrest Pt.2

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Following the events surrounding Kyle, Brandon backs himself into a corner, or rather a park bench, and starts scrambling for help. All the while the DBI is breathing down his neck. Does he have one last ace up his sleeve?

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Following the events surrounding Kyle, Brandon backs himself into a corner, or rather a park bench, and starts scrambling for help. All the while the DBI is breathing down his neck. Does he have one last ace up his sleeve?

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Published 2023-06-13

The Arrest Pt 1

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With a major storm raining down on Kyle and Brandon, the guys must think and act quickly to avoid incarceration. Unfortunately they don't act quickly enough.

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With a major storm raining down on Kyle and Brandon, the guys must think and act quickly to avoid incarceration. Unfortunately they don't act quickly enough.

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Published 2023-06-13

Rocky River Reservation

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With Kyle at the bowling alley talking to Richard Clausen, Brandon heads to RRR with help from Denny "Barrett" to try and figure out what Ralph and Doof were up to. Brandon makes a huge discovery, and Kyle gets some useless information.... well kinda.

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With Kyle at the bowling alley talking to Richard Clausen, Brandon heads to RRR with help from Denny "Barrett" to try and figure out what Ralph and Doof were up to. Brandon makes a huge discovery, and Kyle gets some useless information.... well kinda.

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Published 2023-06-13

Johnny Treehut

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Brandon sneaks away from Kyle to talk to Johnny Treehut, and then the guys make a plan to go investigate Rocky River Reservation cave. Brandon goe on "How You Doin' Derlin" and makes a very grave mistake.

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Brandon sneaks away from Kyle to talk to Johnny Treehut, and then the guys make a plan to go investigate Rocky River Reservation cave. Brandon goe on "How You Doin' Derlin" and makes a very grave mistake.

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Published 2023-06-13

Cleaning Up The Mess

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Kyle is back and ready to help clean up the mess Brandon has made of everything. The guys come up with a new plan and talk to some familiar people.

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Kyle is back and ready to help clean up the mess Brandon has made of everything. The guys come up with a new plan and talk to some familiar people.

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Published 2023-06-01

The Music of Derlin County

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Bonus Episode: With Kyle and Brandon off investi-gating, and working on bringing you new episodes, Brandon walks you through his process in making the background music.

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Bonus Episode: With Kyle and Brandon off investi-gating, and working on bringing you new episodes, Brandon walks you through his process in making the background music.

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Published 2023-05-27

The DBI

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A panic stricken Brandon desperate for anything that can help clear his dads name talks to Winnie Walter Johnson to confirm a possible alibi. And talks to Fredro Clevage again, but gets the news that the Derlin County Bureau of Investigation is quickly moving in on the case.

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A panic stricken Brandon desperate for anything that can help clear his dads name talks to Winnie Walter Johnson to confirm a possible alibi. And talks to Fredro Clevage again, but gets the news that the Derlin County Bureau of Investigation is quickly moving in on the case.

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