Net Positive with John Crist

Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com

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Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com

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Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com

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Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Small talk, Jeep ducking, Chick-fil-a TV, and secret yarmulkes… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com

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Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Everything is fake, the best age to become famous, strange names, and meeting fans… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Hiroshima in the suburbs, bullets falling from the sky, who we SHOULD be tipping, and the state of country music… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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DREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.io

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PRODUCED BY:

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Debate analysis, what even is “real feel,” visiting heaven, and a tribute to “The Chosen One…” On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Bad scripts, helping people with their problems, defending Dave Ramsey, and the future of humanity… On the net, it’s a positive.

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

6/6 Charleston, WV

6/7 Baltimore, MD

6/8 Newark, NJ

6/9 New Haven, CT

6/14 Portland, OR

6/15 Tacoma, WA

6/16 Spokane, WA

6/27 Atlanta, GA

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Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive.

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A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive.

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Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On the net, it’s a positive.

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The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.

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This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.
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It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her?

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Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper"

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Cold plunge (50:26)
Supermom arrested (1:10:13)

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John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode.

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Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it
Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun
Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned

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DisneyDad (30:10)
Twerking (39:32)
Zanesville (1:01:30)

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John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Zanesville (5:45)
Baby names (29:11)
Citizenship quiz (43:31)
Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)

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It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.

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It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.

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Tracy Chapman (18:10)
Wear shoes (34:55)
Mount Rushmore (47:44)
OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)

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4/26 Lexington, KY

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John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Smart or Dumb (18:42)
Celebrity fans (34:30)
Crypto pastor (39:19)
Ben Rector (55:18)
Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)

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2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
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3/2 New Orleans, LA
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3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Can't read (4:46)
Grocery store gratitude (23:22)
Kevin Garnett (38:40)
Strawberry milk mob (45:17)
Pregnant on a place (49:40)
You are a billionaire (1:11:08)

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2/11 Lubbock, TX
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2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
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3/2 New Orleans, LA
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3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
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3/24 Erie, PA
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A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up.

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2/18 Cleveland, OH
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3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Bruce Bruce (6:52))
Comic view (21:00)
White club vs black club (32:35)
Start of comedy (52:02)
Katt Williams (1:00:42)
French dressing (1:20:35)

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2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Dave Barnes (8:25)
Being a comic (16:10)
Novelty is king (40:20)
Shame (1:04:55)
Christ Chella (1:24:40)

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2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
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2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
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3/2 New Orleans, LA
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3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023.
Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team!

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It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
The truth about celebrity photos (10:45)
Married her twin (19:34)
King Solomon (44:23)
Shohei Ohtani (54:45)
Comment section (58:20)

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12/8 Austin, TX
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2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
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3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
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3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...

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2/18 Cleveland, OH

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Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
John got hacked (13:15)
Pandemic skip (54:00)
Chik-fil-a (1:03:10)
Jack Harlow (1:10:30)


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1/19 Columbia, SC
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2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH

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The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is, a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

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ERNEST (6:18)

Ryman (25:30)

Things have changed (41:44)

Old "friends" (1:01:10)

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John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination?


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