Stiff Socks

The boy's discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took care of some people during a sour drug deal. We feel safe. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid's hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a podcast. They also get into why stand up comedy is um SO FUCKING HARD. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Michael are wiiiild in this one. They talk about if they would marry a cam girl, Macklemore's antics, and of course tiny dick humiliation porn. They also weigh in on a fan losing their virginity in a JCPenney changing room. This is an NPR podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor and Michael get real introspective on this one. They converse on best dick pics, the time Trevor pretended to have a gun, and of course National Nut Day. They also fight over what porn site is the best and why one fan likes to smell his own socks. We are Neurologists. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you're talking to the least attractive girl of the group. They also discuss if they ever had a nut they thought was going to be a president. They will both win Oscars one day. Kisses. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The socks are wet in this one, people. The bois try to figure out Weenuses, if they would date a girl with a stutter, and how to tell jokes to almost dead people on a boat. They also investigate jerking off in hot tubs and how to get a big ole tampon stuck in your vagina. Trevor and Michael are doctors. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Mike lay it all out on the line in this one. From discussing the difference between crows and ravens to why the English language can suck a d*ck, they leave no stone unturned. They riff about why pigeons suck and Lil Wayne's general wellbeing. They also discuss a question that could get you killed in most states: What position they think they were conceived in. This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

After the boys show love to a fan that listened to Stiff Socks in an ambulance and talk about how people disrespect stand-up comedy, Trevor and Michael dive deep on the craziest fetishes and answer the important questions: like what kind of tree would you fuck if you were into trees and which part of a car is the best to make love to? Plus Michael talks about his foot fetish, which is actually the most normal thing about him. Want an EXTRA episode a week? https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

In this week's episode, the boys get serious. They discuss the emotional ups and downs jerking off, the normal amount of times to jerk off in a week, jerking off in vans, and Trevor in a f*cking HELICOPTER. Oh and Michael gets a much needed therapist. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well, the boys outdid themselves with this one. They explore the finer points of sex on the first date, Michael cumming on his own face, and weird noises during coitus. They also find out how long is too long when it comes to sex. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Do you guys want an extra episode a week? Well now you can get it for only $5 a month starting October 9th on Patreon! Membership is limited, so sign up now @stiffsockspod on Patreon.

This week the boys talk about racing turtles, perks of afternoon sex, and being terrible at kick ball. They also explore the most important question of all… is it weird to have sex with your half brother's cousin? Also do ya'll even read this shit? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys pull back the curtain to expose the mysteries of the Men's Bathroom. They explore the pressures of eating bananas in public and deep throating a Bratwurst with the boys. Stiff Socks is all about providing practical information for the masses. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor is back from Canada and Michael is back from Dublin. They quickly realize that the best women from around the world are actually just animations. They also talk about falling in love with a stripper and not knowing a damn thing about the government. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the age old question: would you sniff your dog's ass? Finally, Michael says something so outrageous that Trevor walks off the show. Honestly... rightfully so. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys rap about rap names, the war between sons and shitty step dads named Mark, and discuss the ins and outs of their short lived drug dealing careers… They were horrible at it. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get crazy on this one. They talk about dick tents, peeing in a Sbarro's fruit punch in the food court, and how truly weird Abercrombie is. They also discuss the ins and outs of jerking off in Barbara Bush's bathroom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor freaks out cause Michael thinks it's normal to cum on the ground while jerking off. They talk about other stuff too but mainly WHY THE FUCK MICHAEL CUMS ON THE FLOOR. This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys talk about the cease and desist Trevor got from White Claw, how he felt being rich for a night, and what it was like to lose it all the next day. Then they talk threesomes, raiding Area 51, and help a listener figure out how to tell his girl she's got a smelly situation. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod