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Internet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines.

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
9/11 - Brea Ca
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL

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The Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings.


🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
9/5 – Montclair, NJ
9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/1 – Ontario, CA
9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL

00:36 - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are ENGAGED!

06:00 - No wifi on a flight to Africa

07:00 - Trevor saw men walking to a circumcision ceremony 

AD - 10:07

18:00 - Michael went to the Outer Banks 

25:00 - The importance of family time

AD - 30:36

34:00 - Going on safaris in Africa

AD - 41:10

43:00 - Hot Air Balloons in Africa

AD - 52:36

56:00 - Something funny but sad happened to Trevors dad “HELP!!!”

AD - 1:12:09

01:12:44 - Michael is going to retire

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Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis.

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
9/5 – Montclair, NJ
9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/1 – Ontario, CA
9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
9/5 – Montclair, NJ
9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/1 – Ontario, CA
9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL

0:20 - FIX MOBILE DEPOSIT
1:00 - Trevor doesn’t want T Mobile (Not an AD)
1:30 - Small iPhone Problems
6:00 - Mcdonalds ingredients 
8:00 - What’s the difference between a Jar and a can?
10:52 - AD
14:40 - Motivational and De-motivational videos
18:40 - Trevors got a hot take about avocados
23:50 - Trevor has an embarrassing story about poop and a spoon
25:10 - AD
36:00 - The population in Japan is decreasing (people are having with robots instead of people)
37:49 - AD
45:00 - Michaels doctor is way too chill
50:15 - AD
51:39 - Michael can’t smoke in his house
52:00 - Michael celebrated his birthday
58:40 - How to properly apply cologne 
01:05:07 - AD AUDIOBOOM
01:05:20 - Learning how to tie a tie
01:08:47 - SOCK TALK
01:15:00 - SOCK TALK 2
01:19:00 - How Michael drys off his back
01:28:00 - SECRET SOCK

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
9/5 – Montclair, NJ
9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/1 – Ontario, CA
9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL

1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder
4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for.
6:30 - CART NARCS
8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where?
14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do
20:00 - Having crushes in middle school
29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters
30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK
41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 2
45:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made?
56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies?
01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test
01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking
01:21:09 - Prince Albert
01:31:05 - SOCK TALK
01:33:00 - SECRET SOCK

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
8/29–31 – Atlanta, GA
9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
9/5 – Montclair, NJ
9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets)

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL


Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy.

O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection 
1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo
5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas
7:50 Getting head in a library 
14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars
20:00 Concerts at Sea World
25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies
28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo?
35:00 Taking dates to the shows
38:00 Dating is hard 
45:00 Online dating 
59:00 Talking with the Canva King
01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA
01:10:00 Cheap dates
01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college 
01:24:00 Sock Talk
01:24:00 Secret Sock

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5
Montreal, QC: Sep 6, 2025
Brea, CA: Sep 11 - 13, 2025
Charleston, SC: Sep 24, 2025
Durham, NC: Sep 25, 2025
Portsmouth, VA: Sep 26, 2025
Oklahoma City, OK: Sep 27, 2025 (low tickets)
Des Moines, IA: Oct 9, 2025
Lincoln, NE: Oct 10, 2025
Kansas City, MO: Oct 11, 2025
Buffalo, NY: Oct 23, 2025 (low tickets)
Grand Rapids, MI: Oct 24, 2025
Detroit, MI: Oct 25, 2025

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Atlanta, GA: Aug 29 - 31
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON

0:15 The boys discuss the origin of Mahatma Gandhi
2:00 Hot wiring Kias
6:27 Michael is going to Summer League
17:00 Doing “suicides” at the gym
21:00 Trevor’s going back to high school to be a quarterback 
25:00 Quarterback wanted Michaels GF
39:50 Michaels family is coming to town
41:00 Trevors headboard situation
50:00 4LOKO & SEX
51:00 Madonna Inn
01:01:55 Vin Diesel and the Fast Franchise
01:10:09 Sock Talk & Secret Sock

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This week we’re talking bread that hits different, fruit that might be trying to kill you, and why Chicago beaches are just sidewalks with waves. Also: how much caffeine is too much, why our reels are still in the vault, and what makes a Dodger Dog a national treasure. And yeah — we had to give it up for Joey Chestnut after he destroyed the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest once again. Long live the glizzy king.

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Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour.
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
New York, NY: Jul 24
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Second leg is being announced soon!

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5:33  Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods
7:36  Stop having menus in other languages
14:22 Olympics are coming to LA
17:06 Room temperature
27:56 Pilots missing their exit
30:00 Post Nut Regret
35:53 Michael is throwing ropes
40:46 Furbys
48:00 Magicians getting puss
53:53 Southwest Airlines 
56:09 Jeff Bezos Wedding
01:04:00 Killing bin Laden
01:06:57 Sock Talk
01:16:30 Getting out of your bubble
01:21:30 Secret Sock


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Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel.

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Second leg is being announced soon!

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7:15 Happy 4th of July
13:30 Fishing
18:30 Animal Mascots
25:17 Back in the studio
25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat
27:50 Artists with hit songs
37:00 Blocking people in real life
38:40 Leaving mid-date
44:50 Long term relationships
48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich?
56:55 Sock Talk
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0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging 

6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town.

12:44 Be nice for 6 Months of the year, Michaels FAT BURGER order, Michaels new diet

18:15 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date

24:36 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice

26:33 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date

45:51 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top

50:12 Date spots, New podcast name, Wiffle Ball, Mark McGwire Bat, The Sandlot Movie, Topanga Matthews

57:32 Lingo makes it to the News, Dancing News Anchor

01:02:19 Too old for lingo

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01:07:32 Secret Sock

01:09:10 Michaels Man Cave, 18 Holes with the boys


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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Spices, Armed and dangerous
11:38 Police dogs, Food on the plane, Abraham Lincoln
23:44 Knicks win but someone perishes, Beatboxing nuns
28:12 Freestyling, Harry Mack, Darren Carter
36:57 Girl singing on a plane
56:16 Sock Talk - Tom Cruise on Father’s Day
59:57 Disaster Dates, Dua Lipa date
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Magnums, Ice baths
5:37 People with PhDs
10:46 Pregnancy, Buying rope, Doctors
22:33 Contrast therapy, Nipples, Tech Decks
27:01 Loud vibrations, Diddy condiments
47:07 Mexican food, English is hard
56:56 Food we ate as kids
1:02:24 Cheese Rolling 2025, Chipotle
1:07:42 Singer gets cooked online
1:13:16 Jams and croissants
1:16:05 Sock Talk - Netflix OceanGate documentary
1:19:38 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted on Hinge

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Timothee Chalamet, Knicks fans,
5:48 Tripping at the Las Vegas Sphere Grateful Dead concert
20:49 Backstreet Boys, Groupies
25:47 Jack’s Bachelor Party
31:27 Ten inmates break out of prison
43:20 Weird Uber drivers, The Holiday Inn
48:10 Sock Talk - Road rage defecation
56:35 Secret Sock Talk - Who would be in your “zoo for humans”?

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26

0:00 Vegas shows, Throwing food to the crowd
4:54 Trevor’s first pitch
13:57 Dillon Francis DJ sets, Bombing, Private gigs
23:54 Stand up vs DJ shows, Blacked out at Coachella
34:03 New dance music genres, Trevor saw Dillon Francis in college, Tattoos
42:05 Getting into DJing, Dillon Francis’ music videos
52:12 Trevor’s Vegas show, Passing out in random places
1:00:10 Love on the spectrum, Roku City, Baja Blackout
1:06:30 Worst/weird shows, Early DJ names, Dillon Francis satirical character
1:19:05 Hooters, Living in Downtown LA
1:22:15 Sock Talk - What’s your go to pickup line? And what’s your favorite position?
1:24:11 Secret Sock Talk - What’s the first song at bachelor party to get the boys going

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IG: https://www.instagram.com/gracekomalley
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26

0:00 Truth deals, Kentucky Derby
7:58 Drunk guy asks Trevor Wallace about Bonnie Blue
16:25 Fight on the flight, Skibidi Chicken Jockey
25:08 Screen time, Lock your doors, Owning a gun
34:04 Award shows we’d like to be a part of
37:22 Horse racing
42:45 Bombing on stage
50:21 Family vacations
57:15 Grace O’Malley’s family, People who don’t like comedy
59:54 Fan voicemail - Scared of aliens taking my member
1:04:13 Bad haircuts, Irrational childhood fears
1:09:28 Sock Talk - I used to use my mom’s special toy
1:11:59 Secret Sock Talk - Did the deed on the sky lift at Disney World
1:13:08 Hottest Disney characters

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12

0:00 Popcorn reading, The Edgar, Stephen Hawking
6:00 Bill Belichick
30:23 Noisy hotels, Electric toothbrushes, Bad eating habits
43:04 Bryan Johnson
49:09 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla Fantasy Draft
1:10:40 Ancient behaviors
1:14:18 Sock Talk - Ex girlfriend is now engaged
1:15:15 Sock Talk - I have a balloon fetish

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12

0:00 Trevor in North Carolina, Old seggs, Post regret
15:19 Room service
17:37 Coachella
40:03 Celebrity money counter, Reunited in the bedroom
49:29 Cheating with famous people
59:55 Stagecoach
1:01:40 Sock Talk - I fake being asleep after one night stand
1:05:22 Traveling for pleasure
1:08:54 Secret Sock Talk - What would be your last meal?

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 Old Drake, Remember the Alamo, Hot takes
8:29 Ad jingles and slogans
14:58 New Mexico, New Hampshire, Country towns
18:22 Earthquakes, Worst thing to say after finishing, Tinder
24:07 Facebook and AIM,
26:33 Katy Perry in outer space
46:54 New iPhone, Old phones
57:43 Cuddling on the plane, Back from Bali, Eating techniques
1:11:43 Ja Morant
1:15:38 Fan voicemail - Cooking spray crank
1:22:36 Sock Talk - Edging the computer
1:24:36 Secret Sock Talk - Weird Hinge hook up

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship
7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL
17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show
30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn
35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life
42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date
47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe
52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell
1:05:17 School patrols
1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want
1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye
1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing
1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 Ad-free episodes and weekly bonus eps on our Patreon!
1:13 Divorce is rage quitting
6:12 After date farts
8:47 Sydney Sweeney single?
17:41 Michael’s road rage
28:57 Trevor’s Uber driver, ChatGPT and AI
38:23 Bonnie Blue joins us, British vs American words
41:29 Bonnie Blue in Cancun
44:44 Taking a V card, Finishing, Filming
50:46 Real vs Performative scenes
53:57 1000 guys in one day
57:37 Guy brings mom to a Bonnie Blue scene
1:02:21 Bash me out
1:05:12 Fan Question - Next big video?
1:12:32 Fan Question - What Bonnie Blue did before corn
1:13:33 - Fan Question - How to keep jaw from hurting
1:15:35 Sock Talk - How do I get gf’s back door
1:16:54 Secret Sock Talk - How do I sign up to be in the next video?

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Boyfriend Material with Harry Jowsey: https://www.youtube.com/@boyfriendmaterialpodcast
IG: https://www.instagram.com/harryjowsey
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@harryjowsey

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:48 Harry Jowsey’s black eye
8:24 Getting in trouble, Strong guys
15:37 Father’s ashes
21:35 Hawk Tuah, Ashton Hall
29:21 Quavo’s old apartment, No phone for 6 weeks
35:07 Reality TV
48:30 AI voices
54:12 Kicked out of school, Animal bits
59:36 Crazy hookup spots
1:07:29 Skin Care
1:13:29 Ashton Hall’s content
1:23:38 Fan voicemail - Guy went in his pants during make out
1:25:28 Reality tv seggs
1:29:28 Sock talk - Planning a threesum
1:34:38 Secret Sock Talk - Early 20s and never dated

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:51 Gooning to Anora on a flight
9:39 Reading, Putting down the phone
22:04 Having kids, Lost and found
31:31 Waiters in training
45:00 Michael’s numb fingers
55:24 Bonnie Blue in Cancun
1:01:00 20 year old Trevor
1:12:10 Living in Los Angeles, Dream houses
1:23:23 Sock Talk - Food
1:28:03 Movie trailers
1:31:16 Secret Sock Talk - Girlfriend had seizure after I threw it down

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Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9

0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:13 Bhad Bhabie Alabama Barker beef
4:46 Gold, Diamonds and Ferraris
12:45 Tesla, Elon Musk
22:58 Trevor’s Gatorade analogy
26:03 Cowboy days
37:23 Puppy stealer, Flexing
45:20 Rick Ross, Celebrity Rumors
53:08 Weirdest Stimulations, Going too quick
1:06:26 Recognized on a date
1:10:35 Fan Voicemail - Found out my dad did corn
1:15:58 Sock Talk - Dumbest flex to impress someone
1:22:27 Secret Sock Talk - I got black out drunk

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Stiff Socks Patreon news!
1:44 Trevor has never paid for OF, Liking IG posts, Omlettes
6:40 80s pop music, Contemporary R&B music
17:08 Getting a girl back with a song, Famous to Religious
21:36 Casey Anthony, Brian Laundrie
36:21 Too much crazy on the internet
39:36 Ariana Grande mind erasing
42:48 Dr. Drew joins us, Performance anxiety
48:43 Women can finish, Lying to a doctor, Finishing fast
53:51 Grower vs shower, Gen Z drinking and dating
59:55 Michael’s hatred for actors
1:05:34 Michael quitting corn
1:11:41 Asparagus
1:13:49 Sock Talk - Girls toys vs Guys toys
1:17:19 Sock Talk - Jury duty check to pay for premium corn

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Hooters bankrupt, Airplanes going down, Security guards
16:23 Diddy’s lawyer, Reverse BBL
23:15 Mobile Hooters, Dominos Tracker for getting ready
30:49 DoorDash
40:12 Sopranos, No corn check in
44:44 Michael calls his dad
56:22 How do we fix Hooters?
1:04:30 Lying about height
1:09:57 Fan Voicemail - Adding up all the liquid from every crank session
1:13:42 Sock Talk - GF mad for buying a drink
1:17:15 Secret Sock Talk - Silent but deadly

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant?
15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu
24:31 Michael’s sleep aid
28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa
35:51 What is happening with these planes?
41:03 Dates used to mean something
47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade
51:35 Cocooning
55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe
59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out
1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn?
1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages
1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish
1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son
16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean
25:54 College Football vs NFL
34:21 Trevor’s altercation
58:56 Old Drivers
1:01:31 Sweetgreen education,
1:05:41 Leaving the house
1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts
1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream
1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl
1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 British voices, Best spot in line
6:42 Casting
14:18 Size, All back door
20:17 The portable bidet, Making friends, First timers
28:16 Funny moments during a scene, Johnny S!ns
33:30 The 100 guy idea, Getting recognized
38:39 Start in corn, 50 guys for the rear, Smells
44:44 Good for the skin, The taste of it
49:17 The clean up process, Performers with autism and disabilities,
54:50 People in the DMs, 12 assistants, Crafty
58:20 Seconds, Not in the eye, Sponsors
1:03:35 On top, Flying in from Florida, Small talk
1:09:06 Finishing Lily Phillips
1:13:05 Huge shot, 9am - 11pm scene, Favorite position
1:17:37 Other world records, Voicemail to Trevor
1:19:49 Sock Talk - Pheromones, Craziest toys
1:24:23 Secret Sock Talk - Unknowingly watching my parents

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: SOLD OUT
San Antonio, TX: SOLD OUT
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Trevor’s Mom, Stepdad mid-life crisis, Lost on a milk carton
7:45 Funny non comedians, Selecting flowers, Siamese twins
19:40 Michael’s life changing decision
39:50 Internet temptations, C-men retention, No crank app
52:00 No crank stress relief, Michael’s tour date temptation
1:05:45 It’s only been 4 days
1:15:00 Steroids, Riley Reid, Fake numbers
1:21:49 Fan voicemail - Reverse Lily Phillips
1:26:53 Weird fan voicemail
1:29:06 Sock Talk - Bury me next to Victor Noir
1:35:07 Secret Sock Talk - Tasting your own stuff

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Voicemails, Girl who sold her ribs, TikTok is back
15:38 Michael’s stolen rollerblades, Trevor [eed in women’s restroom
30:44 Urinals for your home
36:10 Elon Musk salute, Melania Trump hat
44:35 Mark Zuckerberg taking a peek
50:38 Theo Von falling out of chair, The White House
1:04:50 Jake Paul lifts Mike Tyson, Drake sues Kendrick
1:10:37 Drake vs Lil Wayne
1:12:54 Off start to the year, Bow and arrow, Riding horses
1:16:32 Joggers for cranking
1:22:30 Trevor’s Instagram idea
1:25:10 Sock Talk - Weird Hub stuff
1:29:26 Secret Sock Talk - Sniffing underwear

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Watching Sports Live, 22 and Divorced
8:25 Los Angeles Fires, Inmates Fighting Fires
30:17 What We Took When We Evacuated
34:30 Michael’s Gym Injury, TikTok and RedNote, Countries You Can’t Fly To
46:37 1000 Guys
1:15:09 Consumer Electronics Show, Space Out Competition
1:19:47 A Break From Work, Nut Naps, Michael’s Abstinence
1:27:13 Michael’s Dream, Beat Bobby Flay, Trevor’s Credit Card
1:36:50 Hammered On the Job
1:39:55 Sock Talk - Hooters Girl DUI
1:45:22 Secret Sock Talk - Best Position to Lose V Card

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Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Michael’s Mustache, Trevor’s Cat
6:22 Timothee Chalamet & Kylie Jenner, 2025 Goals
16:04 Michael’s January 6th Anniversary, Reading, The FBI Top 10 List
28:15 Michael’s Spiritual Ceremony
34:06 No Hub in North Carolina
36:56 Michael’s New Years Trip, Trevor’s Miami New Years
53:05 10 Years in LA, Airport Food & Drink
56:31 Mr. Beast Proposal Video, High School Prom-posals
1:07:56 Consumer Electronic Show Products
1:16:53 Skip Bayless, Joy Taylor, Beast Games
1:36:01 Sock Talk - I Give the Meanest Hickeys
1:38:48 Secret Sock Talk - Hotel Cuck Chair

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San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Public Restrooms
5:38 Employee Outfits, Skibidi Toilet
14:51 Toilet Seat Covers
17:05 The End of TikTok
29:43 Billionaire Agendas
33:27 Prenups
37:23 2025 Goals, Stopping to Smell the Roses, Allowing Yourself Rest
58:20 Forgot What a Woman Felt Like
1:03:12 Mistaken For an Author
1:06:31 Craziest Prenups
1:09:19 Sock Talk - Chik-fil-A Number 1 Date Spot For Men
1:15:27 Secret Sock Talk - My Boyfriend Was Sleeping With Pros During Our Situationship

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Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank, Self Criticism After Shows,
8:17 Guessing What The Nutcracker is About
18:30 Megan Fox Breaking Up With MGK, Clever Trevor and Silly Goose
20:23 Celebrity Crushes Growing Up,
22:28 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank Revisited
24:10 Mazda Drives Through Dealership Door
27:12 Red Bank New Jersey Girl Criticizes Boyfriend
35:51 She’s a 10 but She Hates Standup
40:58 Back on the Bus
42:57 Instagram Question From Fan: Who’d Be Top and Who’d Be Bottom?
45:59 Instagram Question From Fan: Most Random Compliment Ever Received?
48:51 Instagram Question From Fan: Dream Arena That You Would Want to Perform At?
49:58 Best Leftover Foods, Trying Something Different Off the Menu
54:14 Dream Place For a Session
1:00:14 Sock Talk - Texted a Photo of My Body, Girl Ghosted Me
1:04:52 Secret Sock Talk - I Woke Up to My Boyfriend Cranking

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Full Grown Human Beings on Bunk Beds, Hot and Bothered on the Bus
5:28 SKIMS, Hawk Tuah Going to Jail, Growth Spurts
8:27 Night Terrors
18:07 Girlfriend for the Day, Julia Roberts, Artistic Girls
22:25 Not Enough Space and Privacy For a Good Sesh
26:53 Dreams, Suction Cup Toys, Being Somebody’s First
32:48 Obvious Marketing Concepts, Rebrands
39:35 Shriveling up on Stage, Jack’s First Time On Stage
46:02 Football
53:47 Michael Jackson
1:00:16 Sock Talk - Are You Going to Watch the Birth of Your Future Kids?
1:06:42 Secret Sock Talk - Pooping in Pants During SAT to Make a Point to the Teacher

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Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Tickets to Our Livestream Jan 23 Now Available!
2:15 Louis’ Lunch Cheeseburger Review
16:55 Favorite Burgers
19:48 Pickles, Food Trucks, Ice Cream Truck Kidnappers
24:38 Highly Insecure, Neel Ghosh Is in on the Burger Bit
33:22 Trevor’s Risky Session on the Bus, Chipotle Orders, Sweet Green
43:46 Tomatoes Are Fruits, The Moon Isn’t a Star
48:54 Rollerskating Rizz, Meeting People IRL
54:43 We Love the Tour Bus
58:26 Sock Talk - My Girl Did It With Barry Keoghan
1:02:25 Secret Sock Talk - My Daughter Calls Her Unicorn Stuffed Animal a Dirty Name

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0:00 On the Tour Bus, The Silent Reddit, Listening Through the Walls
13:28 Suitcase Clothes, Michael’s Post Clean Up Job, The Camaro of Bedsheets
17:53 Buying Domains, Trevor’s Twitter
22:48 Coffin Cranking, 127 Hours, Sleeping on the Bus
28:50 Christmas Time in a Coffee Shop
35:23 Falling Asleep With AirPods, Bus Danger, Bryan Johnson Podcast
47:03 Burlington, Vermont
52:45 The Curse of a Big Hog, Gen Alpha, Triplets
1:01:19 Portland, Maine
1:03:42 Sock Talk - The Show in New Hampshire
1:04:50 Sock Talk - Husband Releases in the Closet
1:07:56 Baskin Throbbins, Ben & Jerry’s
1:11:25 Secret Sock - Trevor Wallace Brought Me Here

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Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 That Hour of the Day, Fall Weather, Portland Maine
4:22 Freezing Temperatures, Air Frying Glizzies
8:10 Trevor’s Parents 37 Years Married, 2025 Corvettes, Going 190mph
17:03 Nipple Cream For Lips?
22:35 Bombing on Purpose, TikTok Sock Hack
27:46 Sessions on the Tour Bus
32:19 Speakeasies, Pirates Of the Caribbean Ride, Young Matt LeBlanc
39:08 Every Christmas Movie, Michael Buble
48:10 Addison Rae Diet Pepsi Song, Sabrina Carpenter Reposted Trevor
55:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Best Place and Worst Place to Hit On a Girl
1:00:19 Sock Talk - Cookbook With a Very Special Ingredient 
1:06:12 Justin Bieber Closing Door on Hailey Bieber
1:17:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Can’t Sleep Without My Childhood Teddy Bear

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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Turkey Giblets and Gizzards
5:32 Top Baby Names of 2024
17:05 The Wild West, Thanksgiving Plans, Deviled Eggs
27:54 Trevor Bought a Home Gym, Living With a Significant Other, Dining Rooms
44:38 Tipping Up Front
50:53 Spirit Airlines Went Bankrupt?
56:40 Wicked Dot Com, ASMR in Bed, Thanksgiving and Politics
1:05:00 What We’re Thankful For, You’re Thanksgiving Dinner ASMR
1:14:33 Ask Sara Saffari - What Are Some Things You Wish Guys Knew?
1:18:16 Sock Talk - New Way to Measure Yourself
1:21:56 Weird Family, Christmas Cards, Cheating Spouses
1:28:29 Secret Sock Talk - Humans on Treadmills Instead of Mannequins 

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Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
Burbank, CA: Nov 22
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth
14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At,
22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map
33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains
50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver,
53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida
1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State
1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating?
1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different?
1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight
1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins
1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a Flight

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Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
Burbank, CA: Nov 22
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor
4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time
12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips
18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops
24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height
30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism
43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains
51:31 Dating and Relationships
1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business
1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle
1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym?
1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend
1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 Years

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Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks
8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak
22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz
34:06 Trevor’s Exam
40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day
57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues
1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster
1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me?
1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election,
1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor
1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups
1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up?

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Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes
5:32 Michael Costume Reveal
14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails
22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2
29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes
35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024
42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed
52:09 Tesla Robots & AI
59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube
1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot?
1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat
1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy
1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare
1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car
1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure

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Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner
1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date
3:15 Cats vs Dogs
6:19 More Accessible Gooning
8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate
14:12 Best Position in Bed?
18:42 First Interaction With Aliens
25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens?
28:19 Correct Way to Wipe
35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For
38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About?
40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner
45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed?
49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend?
51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor
59:47 Head vs HJs
1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore
1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69
1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment
1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World
1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks
1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together
1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better?


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Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats
5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible
14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World
19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip
23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps
28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall
38:08 The Golden Bachelorette
47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster
57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog
1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest?
1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink
1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip,
1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship?
1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth

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Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th
2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette
9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food
15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America
23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets
29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare
35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad)
47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco
58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show
1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank
1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics
1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress
1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d?
1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good?
1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided?

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Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond
11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates
18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas
28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024
33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent
41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries
53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time
1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out?
1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x?
1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs

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