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OUR LIVES ARE FALLING APART. Trev has a scorpion infestation and Michael is still houseless. They riff on the worst ways to get rid of scorpions, some of the most insane lyrics from the new Drake album, and why IHOP steak tips are the best choice after a night of fingering. Plus they hear from a listener that has to fantasize during coitus and learn about Joe Budden's very bad day.

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The boys riff on Trev’s Fuck TSA era, recap Michael’s special filming in Denver, and learn about the Youtube prankster that got shot in the mall by a DoorDash driver. Michael also almost fired his videographer, Trev had a dream about Michael, and a listener needed help with a misplaced dildo. SCIENCE.

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One for the books. The boys are joined once again by adult actress and content creator Mia Malkova. They riff on open relationships, how Michael got in trouble after her last appearance, the real reason some p*rn stars don’t want to hook up with normal citizens, and how sometimes after a hard days work you just gotta sleep in pee.

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Michael had a wild FT jerk off and Trev's driving with his dick out?? The boys also learn how much hitmen make annually, try to decide which Sesame Street characters lay pipe, and hear from a listener that had a run in with an arsonist.

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The boys are joined by the legend himself Jo Koy! They rifff on how TikTok is this generation’s Tonight Show, why opening for Cedric the Entertainer taught Jo a valuable lesson, and help a listener that had an awkward run in with his friend’s mom. They also get into investing in Las Vegas (RIP Hooters Hotel) and how to keep writing new material when you’ve filmed a million specials.

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Trevor went on his first Hinge date and Michael’s worried he has a small dick. The boys also get an update on the “that motherfucker is not real” lady Tiffany Gomas, learn about pap smears, and hear from a listener that fell in love with the foreign exchange student living at their cousins house.

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The boys riff on their worst bag fumbles, how to work backwards from a foot job, and the horniest video game ever made. They also learn about Hollywood Intimacy Coordinators, hear from a listener that banged in the same tent as their family on a camping trip, and decide swiping while horny is a baddddd idea.

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Trevor made a hinge account, so the boys yell about the worst dating profile cliches. They also get into Kanye West being banned from Venice, Bad Bunny and his out of control bush, and wearing adult diapers in the bedroom. Plus they hear from a listener that is fine that his girlfriend cheats and decide kissing a frog is insane behavior.

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The Got Gecks saga continues?! Plus the boys riff on getting negged on dating apps, getting bricked up at gunpoint, and switching seats on an airplane. They also hear from a listener that got shown up by a manual transmission and find the guy with the worst luck on the dating apps.

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The boys riff on “Locks For Love” but for your dick, wearing adult diapers to a Taylor Swift concert, and Michael’s first date at a country music concert. They also discover an insane s*x toy and try to figure out if you could bang George Washington’s teeth out. 

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The boys use ChatGPT to generate some AI standup comedy and square off with the AI to see if their careers are gonna be over in 5 years. They also riff on ways to improve the way surgeons do BBL's, figure out why some people are louder in the bedroom, and hear from a listener that never gets horned up.

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The boys are back in studio to hear Michael's joker origin story (it literally might be worse than the wetwet story.) They also get into JO'ing to the phub preview thumbnails, the math behind making nut, and why you should always downplay your d*ck. 

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The boys are in Ibiza! They riff on how badly they're bombing in Spain, how everyone on the island is a DJ, and how not getting hoes on a boat is actually a good thing. They also hear from a listener who got compared to their brother in the bedroom. SPAIN! SCIENCE!

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The boys are back in studio to riff on why pornstars are elite at sexting, Lizzo’s wild lawsuit, and a guy that spent $14k to turn into a border collie. They also hear from a listener that had a run in with a wedding photoshoot and discover the insanity of NPC livestreams.

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The boys are in Amsterdam! They divulge the secrets of the red light district, explain how Michael got so mad he almost flew home, and try to figure out why there are so many beautiful people on bicycles. They also get hammered and hear from a listener about a brand new kind of fleshlight.

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Friends of the pod Yung Gravy & bbno$ hop on the pod to riff with the boys about having sex in a tour bus, learning about the birds and the bees at homeschool, and the dangers of planning threesomes with your girlfriend.

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The boys catch up after Trevor’s special taping, react to the Island Boys’ insane  makeout session, and compare notes on how to set the mood when a lady comes over. They also discuss Tana Mongeau’s story about  almost hooking up with Trev on her podcast and hear from some listeners about their most down bad JO sessions.

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The mf'in boys are back and yelling about stuff. Trev's been doing edibles with his dad, Michael's been gooning, and Jack's been banging fruit, allegedly. They also discuss jerking while you swipe, how easy it is to be reckless, and hear from a listener that's been getting peed on. 

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One of the most legendary Stiff Socks episodes ever? The boys riff on coming out the womb bibbed up, scheduling cock time, and ASMR girlfriends. They also help a listener having bedroom problems and decide that if you say your car can drift, you better be taking us to Tokyo.

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The boys are joined by Zane Hijazi and Heath Hussar (Zane and Heath: Unfiltered) to riff on wet dreams, turtleneck steamers, and rescuing chickens in Toluca Lake. They also hear from a listener that’s trying to beat it at work and Michael gives a scientific assessment of Zane and Heath’s feet. 

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Michael made some progress in his cuck expedition, so the boys discuss the update. They also riff on hot real estate agents, slender finger fingering, and cumming so hard you giggle. Plus a listener writes in about the difficulties of military deployment and Trev has a hot take about dogs.

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The boys are joined by comedian John Crist to riff on what sex-ed is like as a Christian, the similarities between churches and comedy clubs, and why people from the coasts don’t get country music. They also hear from a listener that has a dilemma in the bedroom and discuss a pastor that was really interested in his congregation’s browser history. 

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The boys are going international! They riff on their expectations for the trip and decide that Michael might actually die in Europe. They also riff on semen sommeliers, Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish, and hear from a listener about blowing rasberries on cooter.

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The boys discover a busty influencer bank robber, learn about the most common big dick problems, and hear about Michael’s invitation to actually cuck a guy. They also get some knowledge from a listener about male squirting and figure out once and for all which cities be dropping D. 

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The boys are back to yell about decorative towels, cucking your own pee, and ding dong ditching a cooter. They also figure out what women think about during sex and hear from a listener that met her boyfriends dad in a weird-ass way.

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The boys have are back to tackle the big questions, like can Superman have sex with normal people?, do singer-songwriters need to get cheated on to have a good career?, and what day of the year has the last amount of one night stands?  They also help a listener that’s been getting long-term gifts from a long-term ex and learn that there are a surprising amount of handsome OB-GYN’s. 

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The boys riff on making your own porn, a billionaire with a blood boy, and a kinky German that likes getting tied up in the woods. They also discover Rule 34, learn that Michael might be an AI robot, and hear from the community about your weirdest turn ons. 

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The boys riff on some insane travel stories, trading dick for McNuggets, and Trev's awful time at an AirBNB. They also hear from a listener that did the seggs in a barn and come up with ways to make condoms better.

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The boys cover a lot of ground in this one - from Michael getting absolutely DOMMED by a lady, to why beautiful women always seem to be on boats, and why James Harden gets his basketball powers from local strip clubs. They also decide that wind is dumb and hear from a listener that reaallyyyy loves music festival season.

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The boys riff on warm up porn, nut baths, and Jack’s method to guarantee you have a wet dream. They also hear from a listener that took a left turn while jerkin’ it and try to figure out how to say cooter while you dirty talk. S C I E N C E.

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The boys are joined by the neon icon himself - RiFF RAFF - to discuss why Florida rules, what it was like making music with Mac Miller, and why RiFF should have his own line of crayola crayons. They also hear from a listener with a step-mom problem and decide once and for all if aliens are real.

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The scientists are back to get into the important topics of the day, like why are Waffle Houses horny? And are nachos a sexy food for a lady to order?  And can you ever ask a woman out at brunch? They also hear from a listener who has a lot of guilt and decide that it should be illegal to bring your dog to the gym. 

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The boys are back to yell about bringing babies to breweries, how mobsters have no sense of humor, and what the drunkest jobs in America are. They also wonder about getting fucked by a drone in a K-Mart and hear from a listener in an age-gap relationship.

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The boys are joined by Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine of Girls Gotta Eat to discuss some serious stuff - like how to tell your partner about your micropenis, why women can JO on planes, and how pegging isn’t really a relationship activity. They also learn about how Trev has improved his bedroom game and hear from a listener that sustained a pretty wild sex injury.

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The boys are joined by the hilarious Sam Morril to riff on the ugliest cities in America, almost getting robbed in Baltimore, and the best way to disappoint your parents. They also hear from a listener that is a professional member of the mile high club and try to figure out the best places to have sex in public in NYC.

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We've got a wild one --The boys riff on spicy link scavenger hunts, drunk philanthropy, and dropping dick off at FedEx. Blau also had a wild hookup and the boys discover an insane Onlyfans girl thanks to a listener submission.

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The boys are joined by Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo of Giggly Squad to illuminate some important truths:  like why girls give pretend rimjobs, why every dude is hard on a flight, and how it’s impossible to watch porn with your girlfriend. They also help listeners with approaching their fetishes and debate whether it’s ok to JO to your friends’ pictures.  

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The boys are back with lots to get into - like how Trev ran into a celebrity with cum on his shirt, Michael met the woman of his dreams in Richmond, Virginia, and Trevor brought too many condoms to Coachella. They also discuss why so many beautiful women go to art school and help a listener with phone sex. Science. 

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The boys riff on DIY colonoscopies, curing loneliness by banging your mattress, and unbox a thoughtful gift from Jack. They also give advice to a listener about giving a good birds and the bees talk and hear about how Trev for real bought a real book.

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The boys riff on sucking your own dicc in a bunk bed, figure out the physics of giving road head to a lady, and learn what the world's most dangerous sex position is. They also discuss why Trev lost faith in humanity, Michael's me-day, and hear from a listener about how she picked a guy for a one night stand.

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The boys are joined by the legend Jeff Wittek to riff on how Jeff lost his virginity, why dudes go naked at Equinox, and the future of AI dick pics. They also hear debate the proper way to ketchup and learn about the worst haircut Jeff ever gave to a celebrity. 

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The guys are joined by comedian Che Durena to riff on the differences between American and Canadian STD’s, what Kanye is like in bed, and what the biggest object is that you can fit in a foreskin. They also learn about the fabled Reddit Cum Box and debate the best way to spend a single historical nut. 

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They boys riff on AI Suckbots, Chris Brown lapdances, and doing the sex on Google Street View. They also discuss how Trev's weekend college show went wrong and hear from a listener that got some outlandish dirty talk. 

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The boys are joined by Brianna Chickenfry (Plan Bri, BFF’s Podcast) to discuss doing mushrooms at Disneyland, the perks of dating a sex robot, and what Dave Portnoy is actually like. They also debate open marriages, swiping and driving, and hear from a listener that has a wild use for a lava lamp. Follow Bri at @briannalapaglia

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The boys riff on post-nut conversations, blowing up your dad's favorite car, and the best Subway ingredients to JO with. They also decide the age where you have to stop showing up to your frat and discuss the difficulties of telling a hookup what you actually like in bed.

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The boys riff on Pi Day hoes,  annoying unwritten dating rules, and whether or not JOing first thing in the morning is insane person behavior. They also hear from a listener that got walked in on by Grandma and decide that being Drake's therapist is a tough job.

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The boys riff on what it’s been like being single, an insane British dating show called Naked Attraction, and who would make a better quarterback. They also hear from a listener that went a little heavy on the numbing spray.

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The boys are joined by the legend himself, Dr. Drew Pinksy. They get to the bottom of Michael’s foot fetish, discuss the implications of adult VR content on society, and riff on everything from why we date people that look like our parents to the dangers of cumming so hard you bleed a little bit. Like we always say: SCIENCE. PODCAST. 

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The boys riff on the Murdaugh Murders, VR foot porn, and doing standup in front of your parents. They also hear from a listener that put a cooter in a cast and hear about why Trev got horned up making a grilled cheese.

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They boys riff on the best ways to bang in a sex swing, Michael almost swinging at a restaurant employee, and whether or not everyone shaves their butt. They also hear from a listener that’s a professional at jerking off. Science. 

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