348: Start Drilling in Your Butt Twin (WE GOT A NEW STUDIO)

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New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL

0:40 - NEW STUDIO!
3:00 - New College Football Player Names
10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD
19:00 - New iPhone!
23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD
25:00 - The future of cell phones
29:00 - Recalls
30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens
35:11 BLUE CHEW AD
36:00 - Bean Bags
41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers
47:16:03 - AD
50:00 - Sleepover Conversations
01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang
01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled
01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo!


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