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For the final Stiff Socks episode on the main feed, the guys explain that the show is not ending but moving to one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode, then go down memory lane through the first episode, old clips, favorite guests, pandemic Patreon moments, road stories, and the bits that shaped the show. It gets genuinely emotional as Michael and Trevor reflect on how the podcast changed their lives, saved them during dark times, gave them purpose, and built a family with the fans, before ending the only way Stiff Socks can: with old clips about mocktails, Reiki, wiping, fingering, and ass eating.

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The guys open with the future of Stiff Socks and explain the move to one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode before spiraling into head-injury accents, the Mona Lisa being too small, salvia, high school nostalgia, zodiac signs and a weirdly intense 40th birthday party tour.

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The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

EP 395 — Timestamps
00:00 – Stiff Socks is changing… and the podcast is moving to Patreon
03:01 – Trevor’s neighbor is way too concerned about him
05:44 – Drake is barking at goth girls
11:33 – Why is Drake doing this?!
13:05 – Drake sliding into people’s DMs
15:16 – What happens when Drake DMs your girlfriend?
15:38 – What if you could hear sex through a condom?
16:25 – Dating shows are embarrassing
19:29 – “Whip it out” — what would you do if you met Drake?
22:23 – Watching Drake get flirty is uncomfortable
24:04 – Are all viral clips fake now?
25:15 – The infamous QVC beauty clip
26:20 – QVC woman accidentally says “blow job”
27:13 – Investigating the QVC mannequins
28:14 – Did the QVC clip actually go viral?
29:19 – Why every guy in a Lamborghini isn’t a celebrity
30:42 – The QVC woman is leaning into the viral moment
31:49 – 30 million views?! She’s monetizing the hell out of it
33:09 – Blowout vs. blowjob
34:26 – The girlfriend who made him climb through her window
35:16 – How far would a horny guy climb for a girl?
36:17 – Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen?!
38:14 – Should Chris Hansen just play himself?
45:19 – The movie about a woman’s horrifying secret before her wedding
47:26 – “My agent called… and I’m terrified”
50:50 – Where do you draw the line with your partner’s past?
51:40 – Planned a school shooting vs. actually doing something horrible
53:08 – Can you ever fully trust someone after learning their secret?
56:09 – What if she tells you AFTER you get married?
57:12 – The guys discover the greatest spelling fact of all time
58:01 – “You can’t spell HEARD without HEAD”
59:26 – Back to the wedding question
01:00:40 – Would past relationships actually bother you?
01:01:41 – Sock Talk: Can you tell a girl’s ex from her music?
01:03:40 – When someone points out an annoying habit you never noticed
01:04:41 – SECRET SOCK - Would you do something disgusting for views?
01:05:42 – Grossest food-related things they’ve ever done
01:06:53 – The nacho-cheese Slurpee
01:07:17 – Combining food from multiple fast-food restaurants
01:08:15 – The joys of gas-station food on a road trip
01:09:43 – Soccer player celebrates by jumping into a hole

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Michael starts the episode solo and spirals through being a protective dad, not being scared of jail, old phrases, fruit bats, animal mating facts, no-sleep meltdowns, doctors under pressure, and why Spider-Man movies feel endless. Trevor checks in for the second half to talk Chicago, Europe tour dates, German crowds, American freedom, Tony Romo’s DWI timeout, Naperville fans, morning movies, red things, and a Sock Talk ranking red things.

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The boys spiral from the Taco Bell lettuce diarrhea outbreak into Big Milk, courtroom logic, OJ, AI evidence, gambling ads, Swiss Army knives, Mexico horses, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Super Size Me, Twix, ice cream trucks, and the search for the next viral candy. They also read Amazon reviews for She Comes First, debate whether they’ve had more beers or jerks, break down the 6/12/18/24 challenge, answer a hilarious orangutan hypothetical

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The boys spiral from New York getting a new World Trade Center 2 into decoy cities, Flubber buildings, Canada being too Canadian, therapy language, Michael’s missing Knicks hat meltdown, and whether ChatGPT can replace a therapist. They also get into Meta using Instagram photos for AI, the World Cup coming to America, Tesla Ubers, DoorDash vs Uber vs Airbnb, and a Secret Sock about someone finding underwear, a cucumber, and a condom inside a driverless Waymo.

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Michael starts the episode solo and immediately goes off the leash, spiraling through electric chairs, jury duty, weird death choices, ChatGPT corruption, conspiracy theories, Starbucks misspelling names, soft rocks, and time-travel lottery winners. Trevor is filming a movie in Vancouver, then Zooms in halfway through to catch up on Michael’s topics and add in movie-set life, Canada being Canadian, and the boyfriend who sneezes corporate slogans.

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The boys accidentally learn about the luteal phase and the WOmenstrual Cycle, then spiral into ice bath shrinkage, morning wood science, and why the Stiff Socks name will never change. They also debate Tesla self-driving, Waymo, Airbnb scams, cat pee, the stork myth, and Dustin Poirier allegedly trying to fight an airport cop.

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The boys recap Trevor’s vacation disaster, World Cup fans discovering American chaos, BuzzBalls, bottomless salsa, and why free refills might be America’s greatest invention. They also spiral into Love Island being a human experiment, Michael’s crowd work getting too physical, Spider-Man’s weird popcorn bucket, a gross Secret Sock, and the moon being suspicious.

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Brad Williams joins the boys to talk getting mugged in Brazil, dwarf dating conventions, wrestling Hornswoggle at sea, bull riding, magic tricks, and the weirdest live events worth fully buying into. They also get into dwarf representation, Brad’s daughter wanting to perform, what would get each guy arrested, and Tom Brady’s insane coconut water called Good Nut.

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The guys turn themselves into AI girls, talk through Trevor’s colonoscopy story, react to Victoria Justice’s Pride Month video, and debate whether robot butlers would make life easier. The episode then spirals into fish tanks, dentist office aquariums, escaped snakes, recycling chaos, and the worst places to run into your ex.

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This week we're joined by Jake Webber, one of YouTube's biggest creators. Jake sits down with the guys to talk about content creation, shaving your ass, life online, Facebook Market Place Food , relationships, and his guilty pleasure songs.

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Oliver Tree joins the pod to talk about his new album, traveling the world to record music, and the wild experiences that came with making it across dozens of countries. He also gets into life on the road, the music industry, gambling stories, his world tour, and why he prefers living with total freedom over staying in one place.

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Mark Normand and Sam Morril from the We Might be Drunk podcast join the pod to talk bombing at nightmare comedy gigs, sports obsession, skate culture, social media ruining entertainment, and insane stories from life on the road. Mark also tells the unbelievable story of losing his virginity to an older woman on Bourbon Street during Y2K, including how nervous he was to even take his boxers off.

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Jessica McCabe is the creator of the massively popular YouTube channel “How to ADHD,” where she breaks down ADHD, executive dysfunction, productivity, and mental health in an approachable and relatable way. She’s also a New York Times bestselling author and one of the internet’s leading voices on understanding how ADHD brains actually work.

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Trevor and Michael sit down with Jessica McCabe to unpack ADHD, hyperfocus, procrastination, emotional impulsivity, and why their brains seem to thrive in chaos. What starts as a comedy podcast slowly turns into a real-time self-diagnosis session as they realize way too many ADHD symptoms sound painfully familiar.

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Terry Dubrow is a board-certified plastic surgeon and obesity medicine specialist known for blending aesthetics with overall wellness. A UCLA and Yale–trained surgeon, he gained fame on Botched and co-hosts the Doctor and Mrs. Guinea Pig podcast with his wife, Heather Dubrow. He’s also a bestselling author and co-founder of Consult Beaute and Consult Health.

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Dr. Terry Dubrow joins the boys for a wild deep dive into plastic surgery, from BBL horror stories and botched procedures to leeches, myths, and the craziest things he’s seen in the operating room. It spirals into insane ER stories, celebrity surgery breakdowns, and unfiltered takes on looksmaxxing, Ozempic, and the future of body modification.

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This episode starts off chaotic with the guys riffing on fashion, celebrities, and random cultural takes. The conversation slowly shifts into surprisingly deep territory, diving into nicotine addiction, free will, spirituality, and the meaning of life capped off with listener submissions and completely off-the-rails riffing.

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Trevor tries to book a last-minute trip to Coachella and spirals when he finds everything from $12,000 trailers to $230,000 mansions. The episode derails into chaotic debates about Chipotle orders, festival culture, and how society allows prices to get this insane. They wrap it up with wild Sock Talk topics ranging from the O.J. Simpson chase to Pringles conspiracies and a kid getting arrested for farting.

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The boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever.

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01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept
02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice
03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion
05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare
15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story)
17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion
25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate
29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea
34:00 – Flashbang
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50:40 – First documented glory hole
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The episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp Thanks to Quince, Bluechew, Mack Weldon, AcreGold, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast: Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns BlueChew bluechew.com 10% off BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Mack Weldon mackweldon.com Get 20% off orders $125+ with code SOCKS Acre Gold getacregold.com Subscribe for gold + giveaways (gold bars, exclusive drops) Lumi Gummies / Lumi Labs lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS

The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK

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01:36 – Plane story officially begins
09:44 – Missed flight story begins
27:20 – Burnt toast theory
29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal
40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping
46:35 – Winter Olympics
48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story.
57:18 –  Award rabbit hole

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The guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videos

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02:34 – “2016 sucked”
2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs
17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits
22:58 – First apartment stories
33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots
50:00 - Choppelgangers
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55:22 – Body cam footage
55:00 – Sock Talk
56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown
59:00 - Creating Jingles 
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:20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers
3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral
8:40 – Street performers
16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer
21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal
27:18 – Ken vs Allen
32:20 – Diabetes Barbie
36:48 – Blind Barbie
39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain
46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream
49:48 – Sleeping positions
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58:30 - Secret Sock

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The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.

00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App
00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop
00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline
19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever
00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App
00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything
00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public
00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You
01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant
01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion
01:15:40 – Sock Talk
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New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy.

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1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE

09:52 - Tour Dates & AD

17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks

22:19 - AD

25:00 - Drake!!!

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33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie

39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff

43:22 - AD

50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they?

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01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Brandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme.  Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode.

follow Brandon
Instagram: @brandonbored
YouTube: Brandon Rogers
TikTok: @brandonbored


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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name
2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people
14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down
16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats
18:00 - Timothy Chalamet
20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie
30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE
36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 
47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny
01:00:00 - Learning how to drive
01:08: 14 - AD
01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks
01:13:22 - Sock Talk
01:17:41 - Secret Sock


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The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

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ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast

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This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials  He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.  


🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast

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Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged.

1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO
2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA
6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now
16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever
21:00 - Have you ever really made love?
40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making
42:00 - When is the best time to “make love”
49:00 - Funny online dating stories
51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through
01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked
01:03:00 - Costume ideas
01:11:00 - SOCK TALK
01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music
5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere
8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms
15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar
18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School 
23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI
29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women
34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda)
37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio
40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes
01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one)
01:16:00 - SOCK TALK
01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions
01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell us

Thanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast 

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Comedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.” 

Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble Offering
Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj 
X: @mattwritesbooks 
Official Website: mattmccusker.com

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News
3:00 - Matt on stage
5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List
15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences
21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR?
28:00 - Farming Comments
30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids
41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take
51:00 - Spicy Margs
58:00 - Ontario Improv
01:07:00 - SOCK TALK
01:12:00 - Anonymous Confession

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Zach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway.

Follow Zach Justice:

Youtube - @Thezachjustice
Tik Tok - @zacjustice
IG - @zacjustice


🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24

0:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice
4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met
5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop?
9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad
12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper
13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK
15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college
20:25 - Zac doing open mics
21:18 - Better Help Ad
25:00 - Zac’s old videos
28:00 - Online Dating
33:12 - Shipstation Ad
34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk
42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE
45:36 - Blue Chew Ad
51:00 - Is there a difference in prison?
59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM
59:35 - AD
01:08:03 - SOCK TALK
01:13:13 - Secret Sock


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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24

0:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts 
1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI
3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear
6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing 
9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots
15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI
17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc
24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy
30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies
40:00 - Trevor got high
44:00 - Michael went to the beach
46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience 
01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCK

Thanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast

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Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act.

Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more.
Follow him on social:
Instagram: @bertkreischer
X: @bertkreischer
TikTok: @bertkreischer
YouTube: Bert Kreischer
Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24

0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio.
5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner
14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you?
17:00 - Writing Jokes
26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person
29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break
37:00 - Radio is not dead
41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage
44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT
48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story
54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses
01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged
01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes
01:16:00 - Sock Talk
01:22:00 - Secret Sock

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Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more
Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

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New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL

0:40 - NEW STUDIO!
3:00 - New College Football Player Names
10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD
19:00 - New iPhone!
23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD
25:00 - The future of cell phones
29:00 - Recalls
30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens
35:11 BLUE CHEW AD
36:00 - Bean Bags
41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers
47:16:03 - AD
50:00 - Sleepover Conversations
01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang
01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled
01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo!


Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast

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