Cool Guys, Slick Guys, Neat Guys w/Caitlin Peluffo | Your Mom's House Ep. 876

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Tom's holding down the Mommy Dome this week with comedian Caitlin Peluffo, fresh off the Funny AF finals and out on the road with a brand new hour. She explains why a comedy competition full of fifteen-year veterans hit harder than any late night set, why stand up is infinitely harder than making a movie, and how the whole thing got her out of debt.

Then Tom finds out she's single and decides to fix it, spending the rest of the episode presenting her with some eligible bachelors pulled straight from the cool guy pile: a man doing bathroom talk about Pepsi, a suitor who will beat up anyone who interrupts a conversation with a laptop, a Vancouver man out of smokes, an apple pie enthusiast, a flat earther explaining how GPS works, and a devoted gentleman leaving Julia good morning voicemails. Along the way Caitlin admits she bit a wart off her own finger, Tom delivers a passionate PSA about going into credit card debt for teeth and getting your skin tags removed for the rest of us, and the two of them dissect M. Night Shyamalan's cringe YouTube launch on his sad little bench and how it's not that dissimilar from the all-time original, Garth Brooks joining Facebook.

Plus: Horrible or Hilarious with an old man scooting into a pool, a lightning strike survivor apologizing on a stranger's porch, and an arm snapping in a pub. We also get a long overdue cool guy update on Tony Johns, who is making history from the Cayuga County jailhouse. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 876

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:15 - Caitlin Peluffo Killed At The Funny AF Finals

00:08:56 - Opening Clip: Why Do You Feel Better On A Friday?

00:14:46 - Go Into Debt For Teeth & A Skin Tag PSA

00:21:41 - Wild Girls: The Double Felony Hit And Run

00:27:24 - More Cool Suitors

00:31:43 - Bengals, 49ers & Josh Allen's Wholesome Smile

00:35:36 - M. Night Shyamalan Joins YouTube

00:43:47 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:55:53 - Horse On Desk & GPS Guy

00:59:39 - Oh I'll Make Ya Come

01:01:36 - Looking For Girls

01:02:35 - Unk Shine

01:04:52 - Good Morning Julia

01:07:18 - A Message From Tony Johns

01:10:24 - Caitlin Picks A Suitor

01:14:24 - Wrap Up

01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Good Morning Julia" by Gaping Dad

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