Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Tom's holding down the Mommy Dome this week with comedian Caitlin Peluffo, fresh off the Funny AF finals and out on the road with a brand new hour. She explains why a comedy competition full of fifteen-year veterans hit harder than any late night set, why stand up is infinitely harder than making a movie, and how the whole thing got her out of debt.

Then Tom finds out she's single and decides to fix it, spending the rest of the episode presenting her with some eligible bachelors pulled straight from the cool guy pile: a man doing bathroom talk about Pepsi, a suitor who will beat up anyone who interrupts a conversation with a laptop, a Vancouver man out of smokes, an apple pie enthusiast, a flat earther explaining how GPS works, and a devoted gentleman leaving Julia good morning voicemails. Along the way Caitlin admits she bit a wart off her own finger, Tom delivers a passionate PSA about going into credit card debt for teeth and getting your skin tags removed for the rest of us, and the two of them dissect M. Night Shyamalan's cringe YouTube launch on his sad little bench and how it's not that dissimilar from the all-time original, Garth Brooks joining Facebook.

Plus: Horrible or Hilarious with an old man scooting into a pool, a lightning strike survivor apologizing on a stranger's porch, and an arm snapping in a pub. We also get a long overdue cool guy update on Tony Johns, who is making history from the Cayuga County jailhouse. Enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:15 - Caitlin Peluffo Killed At The Funny AF Finals

00:08:56 - Opening Clip: Why Do You Feel Better On A Friday?

00:14:46 - Go Into Debt For Teeth & A Skin Tag PSA

00:21:41 - Wild Girls: The Double Felony Hit And Run

00:27:24 - More Cool Suitors

00:31:43 - Bengals, 49ers & Josh Allen's Wholesome Smile

00:35:36 - M. Night Shyamalan Joins YouTube

00:43:47 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:55:53 - Horse On Desk & GPS Guy

00:59:39 - Oh I'll Make Ya Come

01:01:36 - Looking For Girls

01:02:35 - Unk Shine

01:04:52 - Good Morning Julia

01:07:18 - A Message From Tony Johns

01:10:24 - Caitlin Picks A Suitor

01:14:24 - Wrap Up

01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Good Morning Julia" by Gaping Dad

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Tom is off this week, so Christina is joined by the one and only Ian Fidance, host of Ian Do on YouTube, on the road every week for the rest of the year, tickets at https://IanFidance.com. Ian arrives with flowers and a full divorce care package to usher Christina into the dating world, which leads to a conversation about the sleazebag starter kit he should be selling on tour, the darts she's allowed to rip now, and the gout-into-kidney-stones saga that put Ian on a Montreal hotel floor an hour before a taping.

Then it's clip time: the horny cowboy is back with tips nobody asked for, a long-overdue update on Tony Johns and his homeless era, the whistling man who has genuinely figured out life, and a piss gadget that raises real questions. Ian pitches the only logical next step, move every cool guy into one house, with Christina as the RA handing out chores and taking away privileges.

Also: a spy explains how important mouth stuff is in espionage, Christina finds out what dating requires in 2026 versus 2005, the suitor hotline delivers three voicemails and one very promising mechanic named Chris, Ian gets choke slammed at AEW, and a QVC host says something beautiful without realizing it. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 875

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:01 - The Divorce Care Package
00:04:41 - Ian's Gout Turned Into Kidney Stones
00:07:54 - Opening Clip: The Horny Cowboy Rides Again
00:15:08 - Tony Johns Update
00:21:37 - Ralph The Whistler Update
00:26:25 - Clip: Pissing Gadget
00:27:01 - The YMH Cool Guy House
00:30:51 - Clip: Russian Spy Tips
00:36:30 - The Horny Hotline
00:43:32 - Ian Do
00:44:31 - TikToks
00:49:35 - Wrap Up

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This week, Tom is joined by the property owner himself, Yannis Pappas, whose special Property Owner is on YouTube now and new episodes of History Hyenas with Chrissy D out every week. They open on the underrated power of a compliment from a Philadelphia homeless man, the tier list of who compliments best, and why "you're taller than I thought" both feels great and is a little insulting.

From there it's El Chapo's vitamins and the corpses he lined his driveway with, Vlad the Impaler's welcome mat, which comic could start a cult, the CIA-adjacent Manson doc that Tom actually buys, the man who survived Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and a lone plane crash survivor who walked out of the fireball scrolling his phone. Plus RFK Jr.'s gag reflex, the bear he dumped in Central Park after a long day of falcon hunting, and whether autism is just humans upgrading for the AI age.

Things get real when the guys compare notes on their dads one a Korean War lieutenant who said you can't pin a medal on a dead guy, and the other a Vietnam lieutenant who figured out at 72 that the war might have affected him. Then Tom introduces Yannis to the great Pastor Manning of Harlem, and the man goes off on jobs, doo doo, Doctor King, Jay-Z, Fat Joe, and one lesbo jihadist wife, and mayor with a free bus ride plan. Also: Kanye's catchiest work, some horrible or hilarious clips, street dentistry in India, and a free commercial for ATX Hood Driver. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 874

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:24 - Yannis Pappas Gets Complimented By The Homeless
00:09:31 - Which Comic Could Start A Cult?
00:16:55 - The Man Who Survived Hiroshima AND Nagasaki
00:21:44 - Opening Clip: Move With Urgency
00:27:35 - RFK Jr. The Throat Goat
00:30:48 - Our Dads Came Home From War Different
00:38:34 - Yannis Meets Pastor Manning Of Harlem
00:49:16 - Mamdani's Free Bus Rides
00:53:52 - Kanye's Hitler Song Was Kind Of A Banger
00:57:06 - Bad Thoughts
01:03:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:15:03 - Terror Screams vs. Pain Screams
01:16:38 - ATX Driver
01:17:58 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup" by R Patttz

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This week, Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with one of your new stepdads, Joe DeRosa, whose Netflix special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is streaming now! They open with a man who hand-washes his underwear and dries it in the microwave, which spirals into a briefs vs. boxers debate, Joe's 24-hour road-clothing system, and Christina's divorce-year regimen: ripping darts, Florida-style white wine, thin crust Domino's every day, and depression-eating full KFC family buckets while Joe defends the biscuits.

Joe also answers for his viral Madonna rant, and the two get into how stars should age gracefully, Phil Collins' office chair, Axl Rose's throne, Iggy Pop climbing out of a coffin at Coachella, Catherine Deneuve, Cyndi Lauper, and the de-aged Robert De Niro kicking scene in The Irishman.

Then the real business: finding Christina a new man. The candidates include an asexual lawyer running for California Secretary of State, inmates filming prison dating videos, and the brand-new horny hotline, where suitors like Terry, the cat guy, depressed Justin from Pennsylvania, and front-runner John the Poet make their case. Christina also opens her DMs to review the avalanche of offers that followed her TMZ announcement. Plus teeth-fixing barters, a long tongue in menacing red light, Big Al's pool sandwiches, and one well-manicured goodnight guy who restores their faith in humanity. Plus: Kevin Smith universe friendships, You've Got Mail vs. Sleepless in Seattle, High Fidelity and record store dreams, and Joe's rules for approaching the freshly divorced. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 873

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:49 - Opening Clip: Microwave Underwear Guy
00:17:16 - Weed, Daily Domino's & Sadboi KFC
00:23:26 - Carb Fights & The New Mexico Chipotle Story
00:29:43 - Madonna, Phil Collins, Iggy Pop, & De-Aging
00:39:12 - Danny Elfman, Linda Perry & Joe's Sitcom Cut Story
00:42:48 - The Asexual Attorney
00:48:40 - Gamer vs. Silly Gamer Clip
00:50:24 - Prison Suitors: Inmate Dating Videos
00:58:22 - The Horny Hotline: Courting Christina
01:04:18 - High Fidelity, You've Got Mail & Record Stores Joe Dreams About
01:15:06 - John The Poet
01:17:12 - What Actually Matters In A Partner According To Joe DeRosa
01:30:02 - More Hotline Calls
01:32:51 - Christina Opens Her DMs
01:44:32 - Christina's TikTok Curations
01:53:51 - Wrap Up

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Well, Tom is back in the Mommy Dome for the first time since the news, and longtime friend Ryan Sickler is in the chair with him. Tom addresses the divorce head-on: why he and Christina have been recording separately for months, getting the TMZ call, and why nobody "made" Christina go first. He also opens up about the state of his DMs, which include a kindergarten teacher looking to "help each other out" and Ryan's own mother, who, Ryan promises, means Tom can get dicked down in Delaware any time.

Tom then opens the show with a dude declaring that anyone who doesn't drink their coffee black is gay, which sends Tom and Ryan into the world of men fighting the internet: a guy debunking AI edits of himself kissing dudes, Daddy Lalogon begging TikTok to stop calling him daddy, and Pastor Manning back at the pulpit with a fresh "get a job" sermon (plus the Suede remix) while the guys debate how many people are actually in that church.

Tom also pitches Ryan on the next dads-and-kids trip: a family resort in the Philippines where the giant Hulk statue's fully detailed dick doubles as a pool fountain, and the owner cannot stop posting slow-tilt reveals of it. Tom develops a whole theory about the man's artistic vision and wants to send a YMH field team to get more details. They also spiral into junkyard Instagram where a guy solving car problems with half-sticks of dynamite and another launching full propane tanks out of a cannon. Plus some horrible or hilarious clips and a debate about Catholicism for the ages. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 872

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:19 - Tom Addresses The Divorce
00:11:04 - Opening Clip: Milk In Your Coffee
00:17:06 - Not Gay It's AI
00:23:18 - Sickler Meets Pastor Manning
00:35:37 - Summer Trip & Guys Blowing Shit Up Online
00:47:30 - The Hulk Is Packing
01:00:19 - Clip: Relapse Blame
01:01:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:07:50 - Battle With Catholicism
01:16:10 - Crashing Zoom Meetings
01:19:41 - Ryan Sickler's Special
01:22:15 - Closing Song - "Daddy Lalogon" by Stoner Stag

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I want to talk about divorce. Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with Duncan Trussell for the heaviest episode in show history, the divorce episode. Christina addresses it head-on: yes, she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years, no, you don't need to pick teams, and yes, Mommy is ripping darts, drinking wine, and surviving on one Domino's thin crust a day. From there she and Duncan spiral through cancer, TMZ breaking the story while she was in a London pub with Ari Shaffir, and Duncan's own jaw-dropping family divorce story involving a priest and a jammed shotgun.

Then they unpack the International Dick Alert and open some DMs: the guy sending "hey" with one extra Y each time, a Puerto Rican gentleman with a generous offer, the PetSmart employee confusing ferrets and flashlights, aquarium romantic Yung Tang Tang, a Brit promising to beat her vaginal fluid into firm egg whites, and a poly couple charging a $250,000 application fee. A suitor hotline is also officially in the works.

They also hit Burning Man hygiene, spray tan confessions, and a trip down memory lane through an 80s divorce boom including latchkey summers, dads' apartment complexes, frozen hot dogs, dancing with sailors at the Beef and Barrel, and the porn tapes that raised them. Too late for you, too late for the lamb.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 871

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Emotional Intro
00:04:55 - Opening Clip: Bobby Lee Swoops In
00:13:52 - The TMZ International Dick Alert
00:19:31 - The Shadow Of Divorce Trauma
00:30:05 - Duncan's Parents, the Priest & the Shotgun
00:42:38 - What's Real: Grief, Friends & Love
00:59:07 - Single Gal Questions, Horny Hotline, & Reading DM's
01:15:48 - Pet Smart Ferret Guy & More Suitors
01:39:06 - Christina's Curations
02:03:10 - Self Pleasure In Spray Tan Booth
02:07:11 - Old School Porn At Dad's Place
02:17:57 - Latchkey Kids
02:27:37 - Trauma Bonding
02:33:51 - Final Thoughts

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Sup, chomos! Tom Segura welcomes the shaman himself, Matt McCusker of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast back to the Mommy Dome.

Tom opens the show with a clip of a man getting pepper sprayed off a plane sends them down a rabbit hole of taser videos, body cam channels, and sovereign citizens. Matt reveals his wife spent five years as a Philly cop, pulling her gun by week three, and Tom recalls his LAPD ride-along with an officer who answered "which time?" when asked if he'd ever fired his weapon. From there: Anthony Weiner debating his way out of a 3-on-1, why psychology is a fake science, the news that oysters are alive when you eat them, and how the World Cup is really America saying "you're welcome."

Plus: a grizzly eats a black bear, a man sexually attracted to forests, a Horrible or Hilarious pool fall for the ages, and Matt's dad discovering Buc-ee's. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 870

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:55 - Opening Clip: You're Gonna Get Sprayed

00:04:55 - Tasers, Body Cams & Sovereign Citizens

00:08:52 - Matt's Wife Was Philly PD

00:14:33 - The Ride-Along Cop Who Killed Four People

00:18:27 - Taser Clips

00:24:19 - Trolling Telemarketers

00:30:51 - Pastor Manning

00:37:04 - Elite Debaters & Anthony Weiner

00:45:31 - Clip: Sexually Attracted To Forrests

00:47:11 - Animal Violence

00:51:54 - Welcome To USA

00:56:22 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:05:26 - World Cup

01:12:21 - Closing Song - "Cool Guy Megamix" by Fart Simpson

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Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship.

They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 869

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses

00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam

00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney

00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night

00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes

00:32:14 - Pastor Manning

00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories

00:45:58 - Kinky Unc

00:50:21 - Great Wall Of Teeth

00:53:26 - Elevator Fart Prank

00:55:54 - Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth

01:00:49 - Public Pranks

01:07:39 - Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus

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On this week's episode, Main Mommy Christina P holds down the fart with stand-up comic Dave Landau. He's the perfect co-captain to match our dark and twisted-ness, starting with a shared love of David Lynch. After a brief interruption of a staff member (male) in short shorts, Dave recounts his trippy days totaling in approx. 400 hits. Kids these days will never understand. Christina introduces Dave to some Cool Guys and Gals including, but not limited to, a CPAP monster, a pirate, and a guy that looks eerily similar to Robin Williams in Toys. Wrapping up the episode with Christina's TikTok Curations, Dave and Christina take a few detours into closeted celebrities (shout out George Michael) and hidden toilet cams.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 868

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:16 - Short Shorts

00:09:48 - Opening Clip

00:15:42 - Trippy Dave

00:27:15 - Kids These Days are Screwed

00:34:51 - CPAP

00:42:04 - Pazsitzky Effects

00:45:29 - Closeted Celebs

00:55:31 - Christina's Curations

01:06:09 - Worst Cigs

01:14:08 - Hidden Toilet Cams

01:22:27 - Closing Song: Cool Girls Club By Versace Kolache

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What's up there, chomos! Tom's out. Christina P is holding down the Mommy Dome with Ryan Long, Canadian sketch comedian, content creator, and a man who recently received a cease and desist from a testosterone clinic over a joke photo.

Ryan opens talking acting and shares one of his sketch videos, Doyle the OnlyFans pimp who thought he'd be living the life and spends 90% of his day rating strangers' dicks. They also open the show with Alec Baldwin fully losing his mind at over a missing bag in a video that feels like a parody.

From there: Ontario passed a law allowing all women to go topless in public, the tits you actually see at the nude beach are not the ones you pictured, and Austin has a shirtless jogging epidemic with zero enforcement of chest hair standards. Plus, a cool gal accepting boyfriend applications on TikTok and Christina and Ryan do their civic duty to find her a man. They also review Cowboys for Angels, a straight male gigolo site that Ryan correctly points out uses completely gender-neutral language.

Then a Tulum trip story ends with Christina inserting off-brand suppositories into her hotel mini fridge so they'd stop melting before she could use them, and the cleaning staff tidied the wrappers and put them in a glass jar. She would like you to know they were unused.

Finally, Christina's TikTok Curations: a weather reporter who unexpectedly quotes Edgar Allan Poe, a body percussionist who is simply not ready, a man posting his phone number who specifically says not to ask for money, a woman who attempts parkour and lands on her face then immediately says "I'm fine," and a leg hair identity video. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 867

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:37 - Opening Clip: Alec Baldwin

00:14:53 - OnlyFans Sketch

00:17:36 - Canadian White Trash

00:28:57 - Lets Help Jenny

00:39:31 - Love for Hire

00:44:21 - Swingers Resorts

00:54:30 - Hairy Canadian Woman

00:59:32 - Christina's Curations

01:11:53 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold

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Sup, chomos! This week, Caleb Hammer, host of Financial Audit joins the Mommy Dome to talk money, mayhem, and the chaos of his own show. Caleb grew up broke and clawed his way out of massive debt, all while interviewing some of the internet's most financially unhinged people on Financial Audit.

The conversation covers the actual hard math behind why most Americans can't survive an $800 rent payment, the case for buying a house even when renting is cheaper, and how nearly 40 states now require a personal finance class in high school, which means "nobody told me" will officially stop working as an excuse. Caleb also breaks down the wildest things his guests have said on camera, including unprompted racism, casual tax evasion confessions, and one woman who's never filed a return in her life with zero consequences.

They also run through Horrible or Hilarious clips, debate whether financial domination clients just need to "drop the N-word" more, and dive deep into Mike Fedele, the only tax man offering both IRS advice and detailed sexual positioning tips in the same breath. Caleb also opens up about a serious flying phobia that led him to charter a tiny private jet just to feel in control, and gets talked into a future helicopter ride by Tom. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 866

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:26 - Delusions, Maxed Credit Cards, & Decades of Debt

00:05:14 - Building Financial Audit From Scratch

00:17:28 - Opening Clip: Hey Retard

00:18:53 - The "Blackie" Cruise Couple & Hard R Drops

00:27:35 - YMH Staff Financial Questions & Confessions

00:34:16 - 50/30/20 Budgeting, Diverse Portfolios, & Success Stories

00:41:37 - Mike The Tax Guy

00:46:37 - Cool Sales Pitches

00:47:58 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:50:17 - General Advice & Fear Of Flying

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00:57:32 - Clip: Fancy Chef Wants To Meet The Mayor

00:59:11 - Austin Property Taxes & Niagara Falls

01:03:51 - More YMH Staff Confessions

01:08:41 - Food Stamps, Roommates & The Best Head Debate

01:15:51 - Closing Song - "Brass Tax" by The Onibaka

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What's up , chomos! Tom's traveling, so Christina P brings back Duncan Trussell, Mystery Boys co-host and a man whose stated life philosophy is permanent, undisclosed arousal.
They open the show with another offering from the Horny Cowboy, who we learn has Howie Mandel as a follower, and a "hog reveal" so disappointing you'll wish he really did whip it out. After that, thongs as bacterial superhighways, why orgies sound exhausting, and Duncan's never-before-told stint as a sex worker who was, infuriatingly, only ever booked by women.
Then it's off to Bicycle Day, the true story of Albert Hofmann accidentally inventing LSD while trying to help women give birth. They detour into body disposal logistics on Amazon, airport stress-piss theory, and Disney Adult shirts for every condition imaginable. Yes, even erectile dysfunction!
Christina's TikTok curations close us out, featuring an Austin rap guy, a woman live-documenting her suspiciously cinematic bedtime routine, a separate woman convinced she's married to a Shia LaBeouf clone, homeless-removal drone fantasies, and amateur gimp training. Duncan has some really serious thoughts on gimps too. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 865

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:41 - Stick My Dick In A Fan

00:09:26 - Opening Clip: Flash Your Lady

00:19:18 - Hog Reveal, Swinger Lingo & Orgy Logistics

00:25:40 - Sex Worker Confession

00:32:33 - Clip: Dracula Ass Pool

00:36:47 - Airport Bathrooms

00:42:25 - How to Dispose of a Body

00:46:22 - Bicycle Day: The Untold Story of LSD

00:51:53 - Disney Adults & Disney Diseases

01:03:10 - Christina's TikTok Curations

01:10:33 - The Shia LaBeouf Clone Conspiracy

01:20:47 - More TikToks

01:30:56 - Poser Gimps

01:38:57 - Closing Song - "FaceFat" by Jasilisk

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This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun!

Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy.

Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 864

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:28 - Where's Tim?

00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar

00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update

00:21:18 - Truck Driving School

00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy

00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files

00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor

00:44:14 - Fun Day

00:45:51 - Horny Pool Guy

00:48:27 - Get Over It Jennifer

00:50:53 - Put Your Dick In A Fan

00:54:51 - Used Car Baddie

00:55:54 - I Want My Fiancé Back

00:57:46 - Budapest Food

01:00:19 - Ian McKellen

01:02:28 - Secret Cave

01:04:07 - Yummy Soda

01:07:12 - Really Cool Haircut

01:10:11 - Wrap Up

01:10:49 - Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella

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Hey Hitlers! Tom is back in the Mommy Dome with comedian and master of disguise, Adam Ray! Adam is sober this time and very sorry about the strip club incident that went down when he was previously in town. If you don't know what I'm talking about go back and watch that one episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave.

This week, Tom drops a few announcements and Adam's got a new show dropping on Netflix June 19th. But before any of that, they watch the opening clip, which inspires a debate about toxic masculinity and homophobia. From there they get into the Kevin Hart roast fallout, Tony Hinchcliffe's Comedy Store grind, and the two comics who nearly broke "Dr. Phil Live".

Adam also tells the story of Brad Williams taking him to a webcam porn shoot in a strip mall right before Passover Seder. They watch Backwards Brenda, a hick influencer in a Walmart parking lot, roast a Portuguese woman's forehead with the help of the comment section, and run some Horrible or Hilarious clips including carnival disasters and a man who doesn't learn from his mistake. Somehow it all ends with Mr. Hands, the internet legend who died because the wrong horse showed up. Yeah, this episode gets pretty dark for some reason. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 863

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:07:31 - Opening Clip: Don't Open The Door

00:08:53 - A Quick Update + Tony Hinchcliffe Impressions

00:21:16 - Is It Gay If A Man Opens A Door For You?

00:25:42 - Two Doors Down From A Porn Star

00:31:16 - Brad Williams Takes Adam to a Live Porn Shoot

00:36:50 - Backwoods Brenda

00:40:07 - Big Forehead Comments

00:45:09 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:52:01 - Mr. Hands

00:58:52 - Clip: Sparks In Face

00:59:52 - Adam On Blind Date

01:07:46 - The Adam Ray Show Teaser

01:11:57 - Adam & Tom Talk Character Work

01:19:34 - Closing Song - "Ass Liquor" by R PATTZ

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Welcome back! Tom is out of town, which means Christina P is flying solo this week. Joining her is UAP journalist, documentary provocateur, and tattooed accidental truth-teller Jeremy Corbell!

Christina P and Jeremy Corbell deep dive into UFO disclosure, government secrecy, whistleblowers, mysterious orb sightings, and the theories that keep people up at night. From David Grusch's congressional testimony to the controversial "Immaculate Constellation" program, Jeremy breaks down what insiders claim is happening behind the scenes and why the fight over disclosure is

far from over.

The conversation goes way beyond nuts-and-bolts UFOs. Christina and Jeremy explore interdimensional theories, the Ariel School encounter, consciousness, spirituality, and the strange connection between human perception and unexplained phenomena. Whether you're a skeptic, believer, or just UFO-curious, this episode will leave you questioning what you think you know. Is the truth really out there? Maybe!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 862

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:03 - David Grusch: The Man Who Told the Truth

00:06:54 - Opening Clip: Who's Ready To Wrestle?

00:08:26 - Back To David Grusch

00:15:22 - Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW?

00:22:25 - Reverse Engineering Alien Technology

00:31:01 - Immaculate Constellation Breakdown

00:40:34 - Interdimensional Beings & UFO Theories

00:50:36 - Prison Planet, John Lear's Soul Theory, & The Ariel School

01:00:37 - Jeremy's First Orb Encounter

01:11:54 - Why Consciousness Is the Key to Seeing Them

01:20:58 - Christina's Cancer, Orbs & Spiritual Awakening

01:36:19 - They're Coming

01:44:40 - We're All Already Awake

01:56:07 - Sleeping Dog, 46 Files & a Warning to the Government

02:02:26 - Closing Song - "Ding Ding" by Robert Burgess

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Bad Thoughts Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates

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Check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse.

SPONSORS: - If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH - You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH - Head to https://quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Sup chomos! This week on Your Mamas Place, Tina is out doing some broad shit, so is Tom Segura is joined by comedian Joe DeRosa for a wide-ranging conversation that starts with ranking comedy's biggest peer pressure artists, from Rogan's blunt "don't be a bitch" to Chappelle's devastating silent look that you simply cannot say no to. They flip it around and dig into the opposite problem: friends who commit to a full night out and then bail halfway through dinner (you know who you are, Chrissy). Joe also opens up about the very real injustice of being perpetually single in a world that gives parents an automatic excuse for everything, then shares the best piece of comedy advice he ever received, straight from Patton Oswalt, about why every great joke needs a "moment of discovery." The guys get candid about their wildly different relationships with alcohol, including a truly unhinged Burt Kreischer story from Tallahassee. Then it's clip time featuring a cool collector with an encyclopedic knowledge of cheap plastic lawn chairs, a fully-committed DIY tooth extraction, a pizza shop owner fighting invisible gender discrimination, and a white woman reading some hilarious Instagram insults about her dumb sun outfit. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 861 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:36 - Peer Pressure 00:08:41 - I Can't, I Have Kids 00:15:00 - Patton Oswalt's Game-Changing Comedy Advice 00:19:04 - Saying Yes Is Worth It 00:23:02 - Drinking Confessions & The Tallahassee Terror 00:34:59 - Blood Work & Risk Philosophy 00:44:03 - Opening Clip: Sandra Bullock Threatened Me 00:46:19 - Ciccio Bomba 00:48:48 - Really Cool Collectors 00:58:31 - Heavy Metal Tooth Extraction 01:00:51 - Pizza Broad 01:04:29 - White Lady Reads Mean Comments 01:09:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:15:57 - Final Thoughts & Plugs 01:17:06 - Closing Song - "Ice Latte" by Craftmatics

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What does it actually feel like to win a Netflix comedy competition while running out of time on stage every single round? Ron Taylor, the winner of Netflix's Funny AF, sits down with Tom to break it all down, from the electric energy of the finale to the surprising strategy that accidentally worked in his favor.

Ron grew up in Detroit, stumbled onto a stage at 18 with zero material, and spent 16 years grinding through black rooms, mainstream clubs, and bar shows before getting his shot. He and Tom go deep on what separates a real comedy special from just a collection of jokes, why a tight 60 minutes will always beat a self-indulgent 90, and how Ron's questionable time management might have actually won him the whole thing.

They also get into the nuances of the roast comedy debate, a game of "Tom or Black?", check out some horrible or hilarious clips, and Ron's honest take on what the Mothership crowd feels like compared to the Comedy Store.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 860

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:52 - Opening Clip: Waking Up Sleeping Guy

00:13:27 - Getting Started In Detroit

00:18:04 - The Secret To A Great Comedy Special

00:27:13 - Comedy Aspirations

00:33:57 - The Moment Ron Knew He Could Win

00:39:46 - Content Creation vs. Stand-Up Focus

00:47:16 - The Blackface Debate (Real Talk)

00:55:01 - Tom Or Black?

01:04:05 - Mothership vs. Comedy Store Crowds

01:06:53 - Horrible or Hilarious

01:13:19 - Wrap Up

01:14:41 - Closing Song - "Always High And Tight" by DeadRoses

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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors.

The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 859

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood

00:05:04 - Make School Great Again

00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard

00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood

00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber

00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal

00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic

00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff

00:40:58 - Power To The People

00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo

00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids

01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers

01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation

01:28:59 - Wrap Up

01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon

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Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 858

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show

00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids

00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought

00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba

00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy

00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments

00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story

00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out

00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas

00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres

00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather?

00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay?

01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards

01:24:58 - Wrap Up

01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub

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Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 857

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off

00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank

00:14:51 - Mouth Noises

00:21:02 - Mostly Straight

00:27:43 - Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences

00:33:14 - Dirty Talk

00:37:52 - Rick's Missed Asian Connection

00:45:56 - Animals

00:50:52 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:54:53 - Other Fun Clips

01:02:25 - Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women

01:09:21 - Clip: Cop Tom

01:11:58 - Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker

01:16:28 - Upsetting Parents

01:19:10 - Wrap Up

01:20:26 - Closing Song - "Kick Ma Balls" by DJ Orlando Airport

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The End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now!

Check out David Cross' newest special The End Of The Beginning Of The End at https://officialdavidcross.com/ SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com April 25th through the 27th to shop Way Day. - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://lucy.co/YMH with promo code YMH. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs. The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 856 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me 00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls 00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors 00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro 00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish 00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education 00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End 00:59:44 - Golden Shit 01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake 01:15:22 - TikToks 01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth 01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes 01:31:36 - More TikToks 01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc

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The End is near! Premieres tomorrow April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Today is the last day for the presale pricing! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see. Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways. Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit! Your Mom’s House Ep. 855 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person 00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy 00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy 00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout 00:24:08 - Hungry Lion 00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's 00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels 00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors 00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters 00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania 00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans 00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets 01:03:31 - Piledrivers 01:07:12 - Nakedness 01:14:54 - Handshakes 01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition 01:28:56 - When Fans Attack 01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies.

Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.

If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 854

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool

00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband

00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom

00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef

00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant

00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun

00:33:20 - International Realtors

00:36:35 - Safety Larry

00:39:38 - Mantak Chia

00:45:21 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:11 - Mike The Tax Guy

01:03:58 - Christina's TikToks

01:16:37 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad

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Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular.

Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.

It’s a classic YMH mix of comedy, chaos, culture shock, internet lunatics, and deeply questionable sexual honesty.

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:02 - Comedy In Non-Native Tongue

00:11:20 - America & MMA Fighting

00:19:17 - Opening Clip: I'll Eat It

00:23:33 - Foreign Chiropractors

00:28:48 - Big Word Burger

00:32:34 - Clip: Alex Jones Calling It Quits

00:34:13 - Liver King & Rogan

00:37:42 - Big Break & YMH Memories

00:41:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:48:27 - Brain Injuries

00:58:19 - What's Happening With The Internet?

01:00:35 - Kinky Unc

01:04:13 - Plugging Dates

01:05:44 - Fat Boy For Life

01:08:37 - Closing Song - "WHAAAT" by Tyler

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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA.

Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:41 - Opening Clip: I'm Having Chest Pain

00:03:22 - Brian Simpson Almost Died

00:11:22 - Getting To The Hospital

00:22:13 - The Wacky American Healthcare System

00:33:06 - New Lease On Life

00:37:40 - Gay Black Guy Stuff

00:40:13 - Horny Granny

00:42:20 - Justin Timberlake Arrest Footage

00:45:42 - Dolly Parton's Funbags

00:51:27 - TikToks

01:04:51 - The Fart Slur Lady Apologizes

01:10:41 - More White People Shit

01:16:46 - Closing Song - "Chest Pain" by MANOLO

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"

Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 851

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black

00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag

00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance

00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage

00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up

00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom

00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine

00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car

00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper

00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House

00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?

00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void

00:35:10 - Mike The Tax Guy

00:37:49 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

00:44:58 - Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files

00:50:06 - Talented Pieces Of Shit

00:56:33 - Talking To Yourself & Accents

01:04:01 - Master Of Accents

01:11:28 - Dictators

01:21:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:26:28 - McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger

01:30:06 - Very British Discussion

01:34:06 - TikToks

01:45:53 - Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux

01:49:07 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips.

This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 850

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival

00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition

00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth

00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House

00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice

00:33:01 - Kinky Unc

00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs

00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura

00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady

00:57:30 - TikToks

01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster

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Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 848

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face

00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral

00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word

00:27:38 - Period Update

00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files

00:30:52 - Safety Larry

00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry

00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review

00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff

00:56:07 - TikToks

01:03:59 - Wrap Up

01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network!

Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids.
From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves.

There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 847

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:24 - It's Just A Phase

00:08:55 - Opening Clip: Bottoming University

00:16:15 - Epstein Files, Spiritual Awakenings, & Cults

00:26:31 - Clip: Trans New Yorker

00:32:07 - Pulling Humans

00:37:26 - Clip: Old Muscle Guy

00:39:45 - Dating Dudes

00:44:36 - Clip: Adorable Face Enthusiast

00:46:46 - Clip: Old Lady Egg Prank

00:48:05 - Ian Takes Over The Show

00:50:38 - Clip: More Egg Prank

00:54:17 - Christina's Curations

01:04:35 - The Real Hunger Games

01:06:28 - Back To The TikToks

01:12:08 - Final Thoughts

01:16:14 - Closing Song -"I Bless Them All" by DJ Brad Pitt

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best.

Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:43 - Skankfest, Defecation, & Poutine Fries

00:06:40 - Opening Clip: 50 Single & Horny

00:15:38 - Catching Charges

00:24:45 - Locked Up

00:31:34 - Clip: Bald Date Prep

00:35:42 - Clip: Diaper Reveal

00:40:28 - Clip: Lakefront Property

00:43:33 - Clip: Common Area Argument

00:50:07 - Skankfest Stories

00:55:53 - Openly Freaky

01:04:34 - TikToks

01:20:18 - Wrap Up

01:21:38 - Closing Song - "Pegged (OMG)" by Odd-Track Numbers

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest.

Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are.

From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day.

The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 845

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:25 - Celebrity Satanists

00:09:57 - Opening Clip: Beaver Teeth Potato Eater

00:15:54 - McDonalds, Steve Irwin, & Beavo's IG

00:21:24 - Waymos & Disrespectful Uber Drivers

00:31:48 - Vacation Jack Nicholson, Pam Anderson, & Eyebrows

00:40:44 - RIP Catherine O'Hara + Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy

00:46:11 - Sex Scenes In Movies

00:48:54 - Architecture Digest Open Door

00:53:30 - Uncomfortable Vin Diesel

00:57:48 - Grammy Fashion

01:04:49 - Sal's New Show

01:06:34 - Christina's Curations

01:16:01 - Closing Song - "Talk 2 U Girl" by Saul Garland

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice.

The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 844

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:01 - Opening Clip: Connor Got Diamonds

00:16:35 - Deep Diving Connor's Instagram

00:26:31 - Too Old For This Shi

00:32:00 - Charo's Needs Water

00:36:19 - This Guy Is Really Cool

00:43:13 - Clip: Chuck The Gay Man

00:44:33 - YMH EXCLUSIVE: Double Pipe Classic

00:48:18 - Mike The Accountant

00:50:56 - Black Guy Opinion

00:54:02 - RIP Whyte Folkz

00:56:37 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:00 - Indiana Serial Killer

01:05:22 - Clip: Laughter Yoga

01:06:32 - Clip: Toilet Paper Donut

01:08:34 - Closing Song - "Touch My Camera" by Bob Dolamite

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats".

Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 843

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator

00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit

00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats

00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise

00:30:04 - Mike Fedele

00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry

00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger

00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles

00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia

00:50:17 - Pot Discourse

00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump

01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid

01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador

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This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy.

From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 842

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:50 - Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables

00:08:30 - Not About That Weed

00:14:45 - Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends

00:20:33 - Saxophone

00:26:36 - Clip: Crazy Church Man

00:37:35 - Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous

00:48:01 - Lipshitz Plug

00:49:36 - Christina's Curations

01:03:49 - Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food

01:09:40 - Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache

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Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Merry Jeans-mas!

00:06:57 - Opening Clip: Cure For A Bad Day

00:08:57 - Threads, Diddy Doc, & Day Of The Jackal

00:19:51 - Clip: Chinese Girlfriend Song

00:20:49 - Situational Awareness

00:26:05 - Chevy Chase

00:30:15 - Saturday Night Live & Studio Comedies

00:39:42 - Other Roles, Directors, & Dan Aykroyd

00:46:53 - Presidents

00:50:12 - Carlin, Pryor, & The Bomb Squad

00:56:31 - The Legacy Of Vacation

01:03:05 - Wrap Up

01:04:41 - Closing Song - "Bedspread Shit" by Unknown

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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).

Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.

Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 840

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:12 - Farts & Safety

00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan

00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun

00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor

00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown

00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt

00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters

00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns

00:43:59 - Madonna

00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense

00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year

00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene

00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women

01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr

01:09:05 - TikToks

01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips

01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake.

From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby!

Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy!

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat

00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect

00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid

00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug

00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline

00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession

00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza

00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:49:34 - MMA Domination

00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election

00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho

01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving

01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack

01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story

01:19:38 - TikToks

01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 838

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:37 - Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks

00:07:42 - Tom's New Special

00:11:20 - Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy

00:21:31 - Thanksgiving Gaycation

00:38:01 - Stay Safe Out There

00:48:46 - Shopping For Self-Defense Toys

00:55:05 - More From FedSmoker Jr

01:01:16 - Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres

01:04:32 - The Cat Feeder Conundrum

01:07:24 - Body Fat Percentage

01:18:55 - Wrap Up

01:19:21 - Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler

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What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told.

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly

00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings

00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You?

00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism

00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler

00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love

00:35:53 - Fat Pets

00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts

00:46:12 - Fit CEO's

00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda

00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up

01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals

01:08:08 - TikToks

01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze

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It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.

Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”

Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 836

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson

00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?

00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr

00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug

00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady

00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan

00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy

00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention

00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie

00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez

00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits

01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles

01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized

01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl

01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers

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Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX.

They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo?

Your Mom’s House Ep. 835

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:54 - Wife Swap God Warrior

00:09:45 - Opening Clip: No Poop For You

00:12:25 - Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk

00:21:19 - Race Swap Reality Show

00:28:24 - Apartheid Museum

00:31:16 - Clip: Gas Station Photographer

00:35:17 - Dad Eyes

00:40:31 - A New FedSmoker?

00:52:22 - Crazy American Melts Down On Boat

00:56:11 - Christina's Curations

01:08:41 - Wrap Up

01:09:48 - Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad

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Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.

Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 834

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action

00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas

00:14:14 - Florida Trash

00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds

00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff

00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude

00:37:48 - Bert

00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld

00:47:17 - Pudding Unc

00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady

00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater

01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special

01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:22:31 - I'm Ryan

01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga

01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog

01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem

01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes

01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer

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Tom's traveling across Texas, Amarillo on Nov. 1st, then Lubbock on Nov. 2nd and El Paso on Nov. 6th. Make sure to get your tickets at ⁠https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Shop SKIMS Men's at ⁠https://SKIMS.com⁠. - Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at ⁠https://monarchmoney.com/ymh - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse

Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 833

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents

00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney

00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck

00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation

00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back

00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds

00:41:07 - Show N Tell

00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got

00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?

01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes

01:12:42 - Christine's Turn

01:19:29 - Enny Hates This

01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick

01:27:07 - Wrap Up

01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack

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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:53 - Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes

00:08:26 - You're The One For Me Fatty

00:15:16 - Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game

00:22:06 - Wolly Willy Babe

00:27:41 - Here For Good Time, Not Long Time

00:32:27 - Chain Smoking Grandparents

00:40:21 - Traveling Girls

00:45:48 - Happy Tom, Gross Rob

00:53:06 - Clip: Horse Milk

00:54:39 - Big Cheese Guy

00:58:49 - Learning Things From TikTok

01:05:55 - Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect

01:14:28 - Christina's Curations

01:24:07 - More TikToks

01:40:45 - Closing Song -"Booty Opens Up" by Buttstin

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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 831

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga

00:13:41 - A History Lesson

00:21:16 - Boston Gambler

00:27:20 - Cool Accountant

00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops

00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty

00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE

00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming

00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf

00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron

01:03:46 - TikToks

01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz

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Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss out on the chance to pick up Christina's 4 new cosmetic products! Evermore Liquid Lipstick, Lip Gloss, and Velvet Crush Blush. Available now at https://christinap.com SPONSORS: - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky! Your Mom’s House Ep. 830 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit https://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 10/19/25. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . Ends 10/12/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes 00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit 00:20:14 - Fartmacy 00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers 00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List 00:46:56 - Napkin Pants 00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny 00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru 00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT 01:01:10 - Art Update 01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ

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SPONSORS: - Shop, save, and SCOOOORE today at https://Wayfair.com. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/YMH to get 30% off your first order and a free $60 gift. - If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order head to https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! #viiaparter Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans with one of their all-time favorite guests—comedian Ian Bagg! The Mommies dive right in with Ian’s trademark razor-sharp crowd-work style and wild storytelling, picking up where they left off after years of friendship and touring together. Ian shares hilarious memories from their trip to South Africa, including Apartheid Museum awkwardness, getting clowned by local comics, and Bobby Lee’s infamous run-in with some unlucky robbers. They also talk about the chaos of comedy festivals, the strange hierarchy among comics, and what it’s like navigating green rooms, promoters, and fans before a big "Blacks Only" show. Before Ian joins in, Tom and Christina debate a relationship fights where someone says “Nobody cares,” check out a clip of a dude threatening to eat a strangers’ ass, debut some now censored art, get raw with emotion, and take a bite of Fancy Chef's big chocolate bar. Strap in, Jeans, because Baggles is back! Your Mom’s House Ep. 829 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:12 - Opening Clip: Buy Christina's New Lipstick 00:14:16 - Clip: Dear Jennifer 00:16:49 - Art Update 00:19:26 - "Nobody Cares" Email 00:31:01 - Clip: Bite Of Your Sexy Ass 00:34:01 - The Main Mommies Get Emotional 00:41:43 - Clip: Fancy Chocolate Bar 00:44:35 - Ian Bagg: Comedy In South Africa 00:52:16 - Green Room 01:01:31 - Clip: Angry Aussie Politician 01:03:11 - Other Canadians & Will Blunderfield 01:12:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:19:33 - Iraqi Influencer 01:26:05 - Private Videos In Public 01:31:53 - Black Magic 01:35:17 - TikToks 01:47:20 - Clip: Relationship Advice 01:50:28 - Clip: Not A Real Cop 01:51:03 - Rope Prep & After Care 01:55:47 - Wrap Up 01:56:57 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic" by DJ Fartmoose

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).
The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.
We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.
It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 828

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath

00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites

00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb

00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout

00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab

00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband?

00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate

00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman

00:36:38 - Napkin Pants

00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay

00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy

00:50:24 - Gender Traitor

01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic.

Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 827

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:26 - Opening Clip: Butt Stuff Solutions

00:05:38 - Christina's New Art

00:16:45 - Karl Lagerfeld

00:19:45 - Queening & Ass Worship

00:29:57 - Clip: Join Me In The Shower

00:31:50 - Mean Comments From Dudes

00:35:13 - Clip: Tard Fraud

00:39:58 - Carrot Top

00:45:20 - The Prop Process

00:54:33 - Clean Comedy & Nightmare Gigs

01:03:26 - Clip: Ozzy's Austrian Painter Inspo

01:04:14 - Clip: Dan Pena

01:04:27 - Clip: Tard Fraud

01:06:05 - Messing With Gene Simmons & Stolen Prop Valor

01:25:52 - Uncle Terry, Gingers, & More Props

01:35:53 - TikToks

01:44:48 - Carlin Liked Me

01:53:03 - Closing Song -"Now I'm In Your Ass Yeah" by Street Justice Remix

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