Believe It! A Naruto Podcast

2022 has rolled around and our Believe It! contracts has expired, so Dom has gone on strike while he re-negotiates terms. His demands? No more making fun of Sakura, everyone stop talking over each other so he can edit the show easier, and each co-host needs to publicly acknowledge that he could actually pull off Pain's look better than Pain does. Anyway, while our lawyers get things sorted out, the rest of us talk about our experiences with Naruto so far.

We're finally back to canon, and everything's coming up Sasuke! Sasuke kills (?) and absorbs (?) Orochimaru (?), and then recruits a naked shark-man with a beeg sword and another Sasuke pervert lady. What's Sasuke going to get up to with his new squad? Let's find out! 

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We're finally finished the filler arc, it's a Christmas miracle! 

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Haven't we done enough? 

Gurren and Naruto fight and are eaten by the Three Tails, hopefully bringing us one step closer to the conclusion of this trainwreck of an arc. Brinji has gone rogue. Liam finally gives us his theory about the Uchiha. Dom is watching Boruto (but skipping the Naruto parts). Duncan is confirmed not Italian. 

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Filler is ramping up as Guren is learning to feel feelings. Yukimaru is still talking about home. Kabuto is a 9-to-5 villain. Something about a demon turtle. The Leaf Village ninja break off into some very fun squads, and crush Guren's team of freaks and geeks. 

(Here's the backhand video, as recreated by Kabuto:)
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This episode covers Naruto: Shippuden Episodes 99 - 103, dubbed. 

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It's over for him.

Welcome to Believe It! A Naruto SpeedrunCast Pod, where we are once again trapped in a toady filler hell. The gang fights the worst group of villains maybe ever; a child says "home is where somebody still thinks of you" 800 times; Naruto farts. Is that everything? 

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Kakashi: Old gay dirt. 

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You guys... these are pretty good episodes! We wrap up this arc of Akatsuki fights as Shikamaru sends Hidan back to Jashin, and Naruto killsteals Kakashi by defeating Kakazu. We also discuss very important topics like who has the most swag in Naruto and what if Tsunade's yum-yums were on the Hokage Monument. 

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It's our 60th Episode, and it's a real Believe It! return to form. Team Asuma ft. Kakashi embark on their revenge mission, managing to ambush (?) Hidan and Kakazu. All according to plan? We hope? Shikamaru cures his depression with tactics games (Dom relates), Orochimaru has some trouble new bust-related lore, and more!

Pwease cwick da wink bewow to ginme da momney, I wiww fowevew wuv yew and deditate my pwayfrew of Pokémon Diamond vewsion to yew <3 

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Rest in power to Asuma-sensei, who was unfortunately catastrophically skill-diffed. The hosts take out their grief on those who are responsible - Genma and Benma. Hidan has everyone feeling a type of way, as the hosts descend into Jokermode. 

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Too many nuggies! Naruto resumes his training in order to switch his chakra nature, and we see our first glimpse of the new Akatsuki duo, Hidan and Kakazu. We are gifted one more episode of filler as Ichiraku Ramen Shop stops selling ramen. 

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Friends, our brains are absolutely fried from marathoning Naruto Shippuden filler. We finally finish the Sora arc, as the zombies are defeated and Sora is revealed to be a synthetic jinchuriki and Asuma kills the sweet potato man... Does any of this sound real?

Or does it all sound like... ... ... a dream?

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MORE FILLER, HOORAY! We creep closer to the end of this filler arc like a reanimated dirt man, as five completely separate plot threads start and resolve within five episodes. There are zombies, another battle between Naruto and The Hussy, and the show really tries to make "Danzo" work. Stop trying to make "Danzo" work. 

... But hey, Bluebird is still a banger! 

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MIGGITY-MIC CHECK! 

Would you Believe It! if I told you there's more Naruto Shippuden filler this week? Team Kakashi battles Dollar Store Jiraiya's lameass Akatsuki. Naruto smacks a hussy. Sai has an Artist Fight (TM). Yams gets disrespected instead of hanging out with Kakashi and Jiraiya. 

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The hosts are back and ready to fistfight all of Albany. We enter another filler arc as the show desperately tries to prove that they've thought of Naruto's geopolitics even a little bit. Naruto meets another twinky boyfriend; filler Akatsuki is assembled. 

Alexa, play Bluebird. 

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Welcome back to Believe It! where we're back to the opening scene of Naruto Shippuden! Team Kakashi finally find Sasuke, who is stronger than they ever could have thought after being a bad roommate to a pervert and a doctor. 

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Can you believe we've been doing this for an entire year? It's our one year anniversary, and we're here to have a serious conversation on if a one-year-old is allowed alcohol on the podcast. Team Kakashi unfortunately make their move deeper into Orochimaru's Doom64 lair. Naruto convinces Sai that bonds > ninja missions.

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I'm going to level with you right now, I'm pretty drunk and not much happened these episodes. Orochimaru is still the worst. Kabuto is an AB blood type. The hosts go to war with the Zodiac, Meyers-Briggs, and numerology. 

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We literally can't believe he's back. 

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The Medical Ninjas at the Apple Store have worked their resurrection Jutsu on Dom's laptop, and we're back to our regularly scheduled content! The hosts get to vibe with Yams and Sai a bit more as the brand new Team Kakashi embark on their first mission. Of course, things Kessel Spiral out of control as per usual, and it appears meeting with a ninja spy might be an ambush. 

(Wait, what's that?)

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Hey Believe It! teens, welcome to the MacBook retrieval arc -- the one where Dom's laptop leaves us for Orochimaru and who knows when we'll get it back. We're only about 30 episodes into Shippuden so honestly we have no clue. While we're in technology limbo, we didn't want to leave you hanging. So, here's an exclusive episode FROM THE VAULT, BABY. 

The hosts watch Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow. Liam comes up with some much-needed improvements for ninja locomotives. Dom is validated when Sakura gets to make an impact on the story. KT gets about five seconds of young Kakashi and you can probably guess what that does to her brain. 

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Thanks everyone for your patience, we should be back on track real soon! 

This week on Believe It! is a doozy as the hosts get comfortable in the New Believe It! Studios with some fun new additions to the pod (wow)! We meet a mega pervert croptop artist named D̶o̶m̶ Sai, the new Team 7 squad leader Yamato, and are introduced to two of the most bizarre vibes we've ever seen with Danzo and Tobi. 

Seriously, what is going on. 

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Team Guy triumphs over their clones by being stronger than they were yesterday (wow!). Sakura gets some snake-based intel from the dying puppet man. The hosts imagine what's going on back in Orochimaru's hideout, and pick fights with just about everybody.

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On this episode of Believe It!, everyone is hyped on the best fight we've seen in Naruto. Sakura, the angelic force of nature of Konoha Village and greatest kunoichi of all time, fights some ginger dweeb, while Naruto and Kakashi nearly catch up to Deidara. Team Guy simply struggles. 

Duncan has some brand new octopi facts (just dropped). All these Naruto scenes have Liam in Fox Mode. Kt reveals the sibling's sordid marionette past. Dom is simply thriving, and you all owe Sakura an apology. 

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Welcome 🅱️ack to 🅱️elieve It! A Naruto 🅱️odcast. Eyeliner Ginger Sasori is finally revealed, and has a 🅱️anger of a fight against Sakura and Lady Chiyo. Deidara runs from Naruto and Kakashi. Team Guy is caught in a twap. 

🅱️om is a proud husbando. 🅱️iam's living ghoulishly. 🅱️t has an issue with radios. 🅱️uncan goes rogue.

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In this week's episode of Believe It!, Gaara Dies™ ! He's Dead! Unbelievable! Anyway, Team Kakashi finally break into the Akatsuki cave to see two idiots sitting on a murdered ginger. Will a fight ensue? Probably, but we have to wait until next week, and so do you! 

Kt and Liam saw a strange Shark-themed licence plate (that totally doesn't belong to them). Dom thinks Seto Kaiba is a dork. Duncan's vibes on Kankuro's murder room are off. 

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Honestly, I don't even want your money anymore. There is no Patreon link this week. If you wanted to support us, go subscribe to Trash Taste or Joe Rogan or Derrick Paul or whoever. I dare you to find a better podcast. If you were thinking "Hey, maybe this is the week where I finally pull the trigger and support my favourite anime podcast haha lol" how about no it isn't. Grow up. How about you treat yourself to a Treatza Pizza and leave our Patreon alone!!!!!!!!! 

In this episode of Believe It! a Nyaa-ruto Podcast, the Akatsuki have sent in some reinforcements to throw off the Leaf Village squads. Itachi has a David Lynch fight with Team Kakashi. Might Guy takes on the newly-christened, newly-remembered goblin Kisame. The hosts get far too heated discussing animal facts and fringe anime communities. You know, the usual.  

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If you thought there was a historic heatwave happening outside, wait until you hear the heat of this week’s episode baby! Gaara is kidnapped and fed to dragons, Team Kakashi make their way to the Sand Village, Sakura is useful and beautiful and intelligent and solos the verse. 

Liam and Duncan still love the blade. Kt has some harsh news for anyone looking for a beach episode. Dom is Ginger Curry (on the court). 

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Finally, this episode comes out on July 1st, which is Canada Day. We thought it would be important to at least mention the recent (and not-so-recent) atrocities that our country continues to gloss over in regards to Indigenous people of Canada. Feel free to check out the resources below to donate to an organization that benefits the ongoing struggles of First Nations people in our country, or to educate yourself on their history. 

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Thanks guys, fuck Canada. 

Welcome to Sasuke!!! A Naruto Podcast, where the hosts have finally finished OG Naruto! The gang get a great send-off with some surprisingly good Naruto filler. Naruto gets a new beautiful boyfriend. Gaara briefly navigates the education field before fighting dicksword. Ok, there was still some bad filler.

Duncan didn’t deserve to be blocked #freebelieveit. Liam is a Kony defender. Kt’s trying to avoid the cookies. Dom walks the fine line between “sheesh, women” and “women… sheesh!”

#ShippudenSummer begins next Thursday! Please spam that hashtag on all of your favourite summer activities and fire fits for the community to see! 

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Hey, are you as sick of filler as we are? The gang tackles the penultimate batch of episodes before #ShippudenSummer and have no fun doing so. In case you've been wondering what Kurenai has been up to, there's a Kurenai arc for some reason. Naruto and Kiba do stuff. The Ninja Dropouts give the Akatsuki a run for their money. 

Duncan is a mean big man. Liam's id is out of control. Kt is a croptop dropout. Dom poses jutsu to summon delinquent dads. 

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The hosts are finally gearing up for #ShippudenSummer with yet another batch of Naruto filler! Lee and Guy Sensei have a bonding moment through the power of youth. The entire Leaf Village fights Construction Worker Joker. The best episode of Naruto happens. 

Duncan wants selfies to market our podcast. Liam is just an AI. Kt has a strange Patreon offer. Dom is an incredible trap master.

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On this episode of Believe It!, the hosts have all had terrible weeks... only made worse by eight more episodes of Naruto filler! Naruto takes the worst princess in the world on an escort mission, Ino goes on a date with Fat Elvis, Lee builds a dojo, and Duncan forgets to watch Monster House (2009). 

Duncan talks cheap therapy options. Liam poses Monster tea. Kt has two thoughts and a new Twitter bio. Dr. Animals warns against having chameleons as pets.

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This week on Believe It! the hosts discuss what could possibly be the best episodes of filler so far - the bar is as low as Natsuhiboshi is high. Akamaru gets anime rabies. Naruto raises a titty-grabbing monkey. Shino laughs.

Duncan might be an ablien. Kt wishes she was a million laughing bugs (instead of the alternative). Dom is sickly from the star illness. Liam poses that you may not always have to Believe It! 

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This episode covers so much Naruto. 

This week’s episode of Believe It! covers some Anko backstory (feat. a mermaid), a snotty rich kid, a classic doppelgänger mission for the worst ninja in the village, and Kt’s new favourite episode of Naruto.

Liam’s brain is empty and spiteful. Dom is looking for his butt queen. Kt almost explains one whole episode. The feds show up and Duncan has a panic attack. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 169-177, dubbed.

This week on Believe It!, the hosts address some truly problematic Naruto filler, tackling toxic diet culture and issues with the justice system. Also, International Superhits, Punk-o-Rama, and Europop. 

Get a sneak peek trip to the Shores of Shippuden Summer where the monkeys serve you drinks and the birds call you names. Liam puts on his glasses and boosts the overall intelligence on the podcast. Duncan immediately lowers it with the worst hypothetical question that man has ever asked. Kt offers entry-level bounty hunter jobs. Dom wishes he was that dough. 

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This covers the god-forsaken Naruto episodes 159-168, dubbed.

Welcome back to Believe It! filler hours. Naruto is killing time on missions looking for bugs and exterminating a cult. The hosts are coping fabulously in sing-song. 

Do the Seven Ninja Swordsmen Of The Mist have a type? Is Hinata a very brave ninja, aux-cord DJ, or lifelong barista? Will Temtem be the first character to commit a war crime? How exactly did Boruto get Fox DNA in him? 

Liam spits bug facts. Duncan never stops defending his waifu. Dom blows everyone’s little baby brains. Kt is a sadge Sag. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 148-158, dubbed. Too many episodes!

This episode of Believe It! is predictably off the rails as the hosts delve into the first 12 (twelve!!) episodes of OG Naruto filler. The first arc covers Sakura, Naruto and Jiraiya on a frequently-problematic trip to Orochimaru's Screamfest hideout. The second features the return of Naruto-character-that-we-all-totally-remember Mizuki, who has drank Orochimaru's secret botion and become Tony The Tiger. 

Look, we didn't write this. 

Duncan makes his argument for loving Naruto filler. Liam has strong feelings about clan fealty. Dom is elated that filler Sakura rules. Kt is torn between loving and hating buff, tatted, prison-Mizuki. 

This covers too many episodes of Naruto, dubbed.

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It's the historic 30th episode of Believe It! and it's time for an iconic duel. No, it's not Duncan vs. Liam... or Dom vs. Steven. Naruto and Sasuke finally have their long-awaited anime battle, and the hosts speak on it for about 10 minutes total. In true Believe It! fashion, ghosts of classic goofs make their triumphant return. 

Duncan realizes he may have been hexed. Liam's always getting ghoulish. Dom has problems with hand-wings. Kt has an impeccable aura. 

Thanks for supporting our dumb show for 30 straight weeks! Believe It!  

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In this week’s episode of Believe It!, the hosts ponder friendship, murder, and mangekyo logistics as the fight between Naruto and Sasuke begins. Who tops? Is Sasuke mid? Could tsukuyomi work on smooth orange brain? 

Kt and Dom get ready to awaken their mangekyo sharingans while Duncan and Liam argue about Uchiha clan politics. The one thing we can agree on: AUAB. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 128-131, powerfully dubbed.

In this week’s episode, the hosts go to training camp! All of our most beloved boys are back and ready to play. Hinata is working on his good jumps while Kageyama is still stuck trying to learn how to be a Good Teammate. Tsukki gets omega boomed by his older brother but don’t worry, his best friend in a Dics shirt is here for him. Everyone gets blessed with BBQ. Also, ACAB (sorry Daichi).

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This covers Haikyu!! episodes 31-36, dubbed.

Welcome back to Believe It!, a singalong podcast about Ramen-topping Spiralman. Let’s talk about it! The sand ninjas are back — new moves, new fits, and the perfect matchups to make the Leaf Village look like incompetent babies. 

Shikamaru gets dommed by Temari (Dom wishes). Kankuro iron maidens a man with his new puppets. Gaara of the Desert-Sand has an RPG level-up and swoops in to save his new adopted brother, Drunk Lee, who shows up to fight Kimimaro even though they should both be in hospital beds. 

Naruto and Sasuke are in time out before their big fight. But if you need to speak with them, please consider this our voice acting resume. We can get you in touch. 

This covers Naruto episodes 123-127, dubbed.

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Welcome back to Believe It! The sound ninjas are kind of handing it to the idiot boys in their respective fights. Kimimaro vs. Naruto is the equivalent of fighting 50 toddlers. Kiba uses his dumb brain and his dumb dog and ends up probably bleeding out in a river. Shikamaru, however, deserves a round of applause for his powerful jazz brain. 

Hot new Orochimaru just dropped, which we are very happy for because dude was literally melting in the least sexy anime shower of all time. Kimimaro rolls in and shows us his SWEET BONES and we are sorry for messing up his name, he is extraordinary and not a pervert.

Dom learns that she doesn't need to be the one for her to step on you. Kt crowns a new king atop the lovelist. Liam asks permission from the man upstairs to write fanfiction. Duncan has a complicated relationship with John Green. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 118-122, dubbed.

This week’s episode of Believe It! covers the Neji vs Spiderman fight. There’s spider butts and sticky spider silk and Neji doesn’t die. As it turns out, that’s not quite enough to fill an episode, so the hosts also touch on some other franchises, free of charge, because you deserve it. 

Whiplash warning and Super Mario Odyssey spoilers. There’s some Shikamaru speculation including the fact that maybe his mom wrote 12 Rules for Life. 

Dom is a Saiyan with alcohol. Duncan and Liam agree on something. Kt has a Naruto thought. We all share a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon and discuss our post-timeskip hopes and dreams because there’s no way we aren’t living through a filler arc right now… right? 

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This covers Naruto episodes 115-117, dubbed.

This week’s episode, the hosts discuss the beginning of the Sasuke retrieval arc. The idiot boy squad is formed, Sasuke cuts class to try drugs from the worst dealers, and Choji gets his last bite in more ways than one. 

Other topics include: questionable IQ scores, Leaf Village internet forums, original characters from your childhood and onward, Rock Lee in a full face of makeup, and formative playground games. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 110-114, dubbed.

In this episode of Believe It! we ditch the filler and get to the good stuff. Naruto and Sasuke have a hugely irresponsible fight on top of a hospital. Sasuke is down horrendous and chooses to follow the dark path of the Gucci belt. Sakura confesses her love for Sasuke, begs him not to leave, and cringes out the whole podcast. 

Kakashi is, once again, a great dad. Shikamaru gets promoted to Chunin, which begs the question: is Team 10 the best team in Naruto? Duncan gives the other hosts a simp intervention. Everyone learns and grows from it, surprisingly. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 107-109, dubbed.

Tune into this episode of Believe It! and listen as the hosts recount a fever dream that they shared. There’s just no way these were real episodes of the television program Naruto. Topics discussed include: Sasuke’s dino chicken nuggets, Professional Japanese Animator Jeremy, and the cave — you know, the Phil Collins cave. 

Duncan makes a GOOD JOKE and definitely DOES NOT threaten treason. Dom becomes Sasuke in more ways than one. Liam is so happy that his cohosts are down so, so bad.   

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This covers Naruto episodes 101-106, dubbed.

Welcome to another episode of Believe It! where the hosts try to stomach a filler episode and the horrifying possibility that Rock Lee could die in surgery. Tsunade comes to town and confuses the kids. Shikamaru is back and problematic as ever but we still like him a lot.  

One episode of filler has immediately upset Dom and Kt. Duncan does the best Konohamaru impression on record. Liam thinks Shino is cute and if you’re reading this, Liam, you’re fired. This episode contains the Great Himbo Debate of 2021, and A Note for Itachi. Has Believe It! secretly been an experimental ARG podcast this whole time?  

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This covers Naruto episodes 97-100, dubbed.

The hosts get one thing right with this episode of Believe It!: They probably WOULD disappoint Tsunade.   

Tsunade goes to fight Orochimaru, gets some backup in the form of a Sanin reunion, and there’s a fight. And that’s the plot — but that’s not what we talk about. Naruto has some cool guy moments. What if Tsunade punched Orochimaru right out of his skin like a shedding snake? That would be poggers.  

Listeners, you get to meet a dark side of Dom this week. Kt does a rare impression, but you'll have to listen to find out who. Liam’s brain is full of haunted instruments and the devil. Duncan wages an ongoing war against theatre.

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This covers Naruto episodes 93-96, dubbed.

It's our Super Special 20th Anniversary, and everyone's invited! If you don’t want to hear almost nonstop talk about Tsunade and how much we all want her to punch us in the face, this might not be the episode for you. In fact, Believe It! might not be the podcast for you.   

Dom has high hopes for Itachi. Liam threatens going to make powerpoint presentations about snakes. We all pine for the days when we were more like Naruto — young, innocent, and didn’t know anything at all about Orochimaru. Crack a drink with us and join the chaos. You can actually co-host Believe It! with us this week, there’s a spot open.   

This covers Naruto episodes 90-92, dubbed.

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