Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM.

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In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell her the REAL reason her son is do drained every day!

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling.

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Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in a Phone Tap?

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is an elderly care worker about to start a new job, and Jeff's calling them to let them know about his grandpa’s unique condition called “Nocturnal Chowdownia…”

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Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.

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Jose's calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS the new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that no amount of experience could prepare him for...

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and Brooke's about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.

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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer!

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We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit…

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job, so before her first day Brooke's calling from the company to let her know there WILL be TEARS…

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We've reached the #1 Phone Tap of the year! It features Brooke, Jeff, and Jose calling a guy who's retiring from his job to give him a very special thank you for all his work....Just one problem, he doesn't know he's retiring yet!

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In your #2 Phone Tap of the year, Jose puts "bro code" to the ultimate test... He calls the Best Man of a wedding to find out how far he's willing to go to protect another dude in the groom's wedding party!

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In your #3 Phone Tap of the year, Jeff calls a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund!

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There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Today Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, using a stubborn AI robot that's not taking "No" for an answer. 

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In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an antiques dealer who's been asked to appraise some old keepsakes, and the guy on the phone is about to learn some new things about his PeePaw, that he never wanted to hear.

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What do you get when you let a part-time magician pet sit your dog? A big headache and your #7 Phone Tap of the year!

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In your #8 Phone Tap of the year, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke see's how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!

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We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2023 with Alan Winterbottom! What happens you put a 92 year-old in charge of picking up a woman’s groceries for her? You get the #10 Phone Tap of the year...

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We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… 

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Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!”

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In your Phone Tap, we call a veterinary office and we’re giving the front desk person the absolute strangest set of symptoms that he’ll likely ever hear in his entire life!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so Jeff's giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!

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Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified. 

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In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!

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Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff's calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!

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In today's Phone Tap we’re calling a woman and telling her she needs to move her car because we’ve reclassified her entire driveway as a restricted parking area!

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Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, Brooke's calling with ONE MORE change just for her…

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The guy we're Phone Tapping today was given one job while planning his wedding: book the honeymoon. So now we’re calling him to screw up all of his pre-made plans.

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In your Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!

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Brooke's calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property she's entitled to renting it out whenever she wants!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what Jeff has to say about it...

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In today's Phone Tap, a school administrator thinks they’ve hired a counselor to speak to their students about the dangers of drugs, but instead we’ve sent Jose who can’t get enough of ‘em!

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One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her friend set her up with the PERFECT man for her, but the guy calling her up is our own “Steady Eddy” the least loveable loser of all!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim hired a petting zoo to make an appearance at his son’s birthday party, but Fred the Frog guy is sick and we’re sending a loose cannon named Brooke Fox, instead!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…

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Even though Halloween was earlier this week we have one more Halloween Phone Tap saved up and today Jeff's confronting a mother who could only spare ONE PIECE of candy per kid!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently rescheduled a grooming appointment and so Jeff's calling her back to hit her with every cancellation fee known to man!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!

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