Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone Call and you can hear it in the podcast! 

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80 year-old Alan Winterbottom needs help finding a Halloween costume for a rave and he's hoping today’s Phone Tap victim can assist him!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a court date ON HALLOWEEN to fight a parking ticket and Brooke's calling to let him know the judge is a BIG fan of the holiday so he better get in the spirit!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is known around her office for taking the company costume contest VERY seriously… so we’re sending Brooke after her to raise the level of competition!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a neighborhood that goes ALL OUT for Halloween, and there’s no way she’s prepared for what tricks we’re treating her with this year.

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The guy who asked us to prank his wife said we could do anything we wanted, as long as we SHOCKED her in the first sentence...and Brooke succeeded!

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In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights as an employment counselor as our newest Phone Tap victim!

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In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling a woman who still hasn’t received her luggage that her airline lost TWO DAYS ago, and he's hoping a prank call will cheer her up!

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One of our listeners wanted us to prank their old coworker so today Jeff's calling a guy and saying he found some compromising things in his old desk and he better have answers for them!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it...

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In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district!

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Our Phone Tap victim today was adamant that he wasn’t going to come into work on Friday the 13th for superstitious reasons, but just his luck… Brooke's DEMANDING IT!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perk

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a  birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!

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In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff prank calling a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's EX-girlfriend…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a local museum and is anticipating his son’s elementary school class coming in for a tour, but Jeff's calling as his teacher and it’s safe to say he's a little distracted with a BIGGER project…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim knows he’s getting a new coworker moving from Germany, and Jose's calling to introduce himself, meet a new friend, and get him to spill where all the HOT LADIES are in the office…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re letting him know by way of song! 

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An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a brand new Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, a high school needs a substitute music teacher and we’re sending them the most passionate person we’ve got… ROLANDO!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge!

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In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!

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Today Jeff actually got a woman to TALK to her smart TOILET in an effort to try and fix it. It’s one of our proudest accomplishments and you can hear the brand new Phone Tap in the podcast!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot his anniversary last year, so his wife wanted to set him up and see if she can TRICK him into doing it again!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!

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In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for parents to come in to talk to her class for career day, and we’ve got the perfect person lined up for her… a career CRIMINAL!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT gonna be happy with!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to arrive because of… complications…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently given a new personal assistant by her boss, and we’re sending Brooke in for the job… but she might be a little TOO personal of an assistant.

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Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now it’s his job to make everything right!

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Today's Phone Tap victim loves COSTCO, but after she let her friend borrow her membership card, Brooke's gonna prosecute her in BULK!

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One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre crime

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In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and reassures a mom that she’s not wasting any time with her curriculum. Her students are going to learn all there is to know about ALIENS. 

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, and not taking "No" for an answer. 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role and Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a movie theater because she’s just discovered an INSANE deal and she wants everyone to know about it…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a workaholic and on her ONE yearly vacation day, one of her managers hired Jose to work the FroYo stand...Hear the disaster in the podcast!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time! 

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In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is posing as a new hire brought on while the boss was on vacation, and for his first day he has one request: Can the boss act like his BFF for his first day of work?

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Brooke is posing as a sleep doctor in today’s brand new Phone Tap and she’s delivering some shocking results to our Phone Tap Victim!

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In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's gonna see how long he can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while he's clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!

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In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the Mall Law!

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This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking orders…

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We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime in the podcast!

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We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it.

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Jose's calling a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that he lost his precious dog Bruno!

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