Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!

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Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their seats from Economy to something even lower!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!

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In your new Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit and his name is Alan Winterbottom!

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Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can! 

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What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim admitted to his wife that he maybe, one time, visited a spicy website... and Alexis is gonna make him regret he ever told her...

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!”

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is days away from his first visit to a PROCTOLOGIST. No better time than for us to call him for a Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!

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A listener asked us to prank her brother after he sent their Grandpa’s old knick knacks to be appraised by an antiques dealer...But he’s about to learn some NEW THINGS about his PeePaw he never wanted to hear.

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You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and Jeff thinks that’s worth a permanent banishment!

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Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.

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Jeff calls a guy who is selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!

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Brooke's calling a teacher in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and she's making a case for our candidate – “K-Job!”

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Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!

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In your Phone Tap we’re springing a audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart” than she ever could have imagined…

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We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!

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In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with binoculars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to Library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!

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We’re calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…

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Young Jeffrey is taking a gentler and sillier approach to today’s Phone Tap when he calls a woman about her son’s reading progress in school.

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Today we’re introducing a new fad diet courtesy of a MAJOR A-List celebrity… the catch is you can only eat 15 seconds at a time…

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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a soon-to-be new dad and asking him if he’s alright if we gamble on the birth of his new baby. We’ve got some money to win!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!

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“Rolando” is back for a Phone Tap and he’s working customer service at a car dealership! But for once, his flirtatiousness isn’t what’s getting him in trouble today…

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…

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Jeffrey calls a youth football coach after parents complained the sport was too dangerous and aggressive... He has some new rules that are safe and kid-friendly that he's sure the coach will love!

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Today's Phone Tap Victim is about to find out her NEW beauty products have the WORST side effects of all time...Hopefully she hasn't used them yet.....

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In your Phone Tap Jose's calling a woman whose fiancé’s bachelor party is this weekend and trying to scare her via the mundane ways he’s gonna be chilling with his boys.

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We’re using 80 year old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home! 

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's catching a guy in a white lie over why he skipped his high school reunion, and she's going to EXPOSE him for it.

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Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch: It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.

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In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…

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Many online retailers have fraud protection against thieves. But what about fraud protection against bad cooks? Brooke's investigating today’s Phone Tap victim for crimes against cooking!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in his two weeks notice at a pizza place but before he can leave we want to see if he’ll deliver to the most bizarre person on earth with no questions asked. 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is desperate to hire anyone for an open position at her company. With that in mind Jose's going to make sure she has the strangest phone interview ever!

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In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to see if Brooke can convince a paralegal to take on the dumbest lawsuit we could think of!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is transferring to a new branch at work, and Brooke's letting him know he better learn his modern slang because his new office is thick with ZOOMERS.

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did… 

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TV News reporter ED DANIELS is back for a brand new Phone Tap and he’s ready to go LIVE with surprising allegations at a moment’s notice! Hear his new investigative SCANDAL in the podcast!

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If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead?

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