Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a teacher who just started dating another faculty member and the only one who knows is her sister… until she shared that information with us!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling.

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Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in an all new Phone Tap?

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!

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What 60th birthday present do you get for the best mom ever? How about an original dubstep song from the worst DJ on planet earth.

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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer!

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Jose is posing an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!

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We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but Jose got a little thrown off when she got TURNED ON instead..

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Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and Jeff's gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security caught him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR gets to him, Brooke's gonna call first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund!

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Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.

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What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap!

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Someone found a lost cat and Jeffrey is ready to claim ownership as long as the woman can get rid of the awful curse possessing it! 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and we’re about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone tap from Timid Benjamin…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, JOSE is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit…

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all time… Any guesses? 

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In your Phone Tap, Jose is helping a virtual worker meet her company’s fitness initiative by becoming the world’s first COUCH COACH. 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job so before she starts Brooke's calling from the company and letting her know… there WILL be TEARS…

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In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that he could still never be prepared for...

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We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… 

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We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead! 

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Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!”

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen!

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Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified. 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so we’re giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, Brooke's calling with ONE MORE change just for her…

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Bed Bath and Beyond is going out of business but before they do we’re offering today’s Phone Tap victim the DEAL of a LIFETIME, as long as they can stay on the phone with Jose!

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A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible! 

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Today’s Phone Tap victim manages a botanical garden, and Jeff's a new hire who's snuck in on off hours to get some extra work in. But she’ll quickly learn he's put his green thumb exactly where it should never go!

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What happens when your grocery delivery is late, but your shopper is a 92 year old man? Can you still get mad? We’ll find out in your brand new Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had dental surgery and we’re calling to tell her that while she was under anesthesia, she might have shared some compromising and embarrassing things to her dentist!

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You’ve heard of “paying it forward” but in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a dry cleaning customer and letting her know she’s the lucky person who gets to pay it backward!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff's calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is in her first week of a new job as a pharmacy tech and Jeff has a new phobia she’s never heard of that needs treatment STAT!

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We’re calling the concierge of a hotel who said she would help us with ANYTHING we needed during our stay… and we’re going to put that offer to the test…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and he's finally getting a response from them, because we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!

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We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!

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Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank!

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.

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Wedding Season is just around the corner and for today’s Phone Tap we’re seeing if an officiant is up for overseeing BOTH of Jose’s weddings this summer… That’s right, BOTH!

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There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!

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Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that she has to give up her 3rd row Kevin Hart tickets because her husband just isn’t handsome enough for Netflix!

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In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain.

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